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Politics › Re: Why Passage Of Nigeria's 2018 Budget Is Being Delayed - Official by jacoik(m): 6:15pm On Mar 05, 2018
gurunlocker:
Your Own calendar still shows February? That's weird o

God will grant your wish and make you a Gabon citizen...
no vex, I don forget say na match we dey. But will u blame me? If no be hunger how can I forget say we don move from Feb to match
Politics › Re: Why Passage Of Nigeria's 2018 Budget Is Being Delayed - Official by jacoik(m): 6:13pm On Mar 05, 2018
Fideo:
shey you get sense like this? Even if you schooled in the zoo budget no be budget?. Idiat boy
no vex
Politics › Re: Why Passage Of Nigeria's 2018 Budget Is Being Delayed - Official by jacoik(m): 11:14am On Mar 05, 2018
Nigeria still get budget?
Celebrities › Re: Sarz Shows Off Blonde Look In Dapper Photos by jacoik(m): 11:13am On Mar 05, 2018
SARS asin police don dey play music now? D profession is good anyway. When citizens can cooperate I think the best is to play music for them to dance
Politics › Re: Why Passage Of Nigeria's 2018 Budget Is Being Delayed - Official by jacoik(m): 11:11am On Mar 05, 2018
Can someone pls tell me what's Nigeria budget because I schooled in France
Politics › Re: Why Passage Of Nigeria's 2018 Budget Is Being Delayed - Official by jacoik(m): 11:09am On Mar 05, 2018
Like seriously? 2018 budget hasn't been pass and we are in February going to match? I give up. God can you pls make me a citizen of Gabon?
Politics › Re: FEMI FANI-KAYODE - Buhari, His Two-headed Dragon And His ‘war’ Against Terror by jacoik(m): 11:07am On Mar 05, 2018
Honestly the news is long. Can someone pls summarise plsssss
Crime › Re: Eiye Cultist Shot Dead In Delta Over Mobile Phone (Graphic Photo) by jacoik(m): 11:05am On Mar 05, 2018
What a bad way to die. But what pleasure do people really derive from hurting fellow men
Crime › Re: Mentally-Deranged Anglican Priest Sets ATM Of Imo Microfinance Bank, Aba On Fire by jacoik(m): 11:03am On Mar 05, 2018
I guess the ATM size the man's card that's what warrant that. But him for break the ATM and carry the whole money than breaking it na
Business › Re: Largest Egg Powder Plant In Africa To Be Inaugurated In Ondo by jacoik(m): 1:58pm On Feb 27, 2018
Narldon:



Please I need your Advice..


My Boyfriend has been having Mood swings since Sunday Evening... embarassed


He doesn't eat anymore.. He's been so depressed.. cry


He has refused to talk to me about it...


He also has Hallucinations... undecided


Last Night, he had a nightmare, and he was screaming incoherent words;


"CITY! WENGER! GUARDIOLA! AGUERO! MY TICKET!"









Please What is the Problem? Is he Communicating with Heaven? huh



lolzzzzz he really need a holy water from senagogue that's tb Joshua because he has marine spirit in him
Romance › Re: "I Won't Marry A Man I Don't Have Sex With" - Nigerian Lady Reveals Why by jacoik(m): 2:59am On Feb 27, 2018
Asowari:
is marriage all about sex undecided
yes?!!!
Crime › Re: Soldier Assaults Electric Official While Carrying Out His Duty In Kaduna. Photos by jacoik(m): 4:55am On Feb 25, 2018
gabazin080:
The screen of my phone is bad so I couldn't see what OP posted but from what people are commenting, I think his teacher shouldn't have beat him like that. There are ways of punishing a student instead of beating him and inflicting injury upon the poor boy. The parents should take the teacher to court. That's my contribution.
Thank you.
truly your scream isn't good
Politics › Re: 2019: Reordering Of Election Illegal - Falana Tells NASS by jacoik(m): 4:46am On Feb 25, 2018
CROWNWEALTH019:
God bless our senators


If no be Falz I for curse this idiat
shey na falze papa ni
Christianity Etc › Re: Ifeanyi Ubah Builds A Catholic Cathedral In Nnewi, Anambra (Photos) by jacoik(m): 12:51pm On Feb 18, 2018
potbelly:
Why not invest the money used to erect this building into the lives of people? sad
and he hasn't been doing that? What have you ever contributed to the society
Sports › Re: PHOTOS: Jay Jay Okocha At Lagos Marathon by jacoik(m): 7:57am On Feb 10, 2018
R2bees:
Guy pass me that weed.. u don hold am too much, if u sip, u pass to ur neighbour
lolzzzzzxxxx I swear u no well at all!!! U really cracked me harder. So no weed caused his blabbing this morning? Na u no well �
TV/Movies › Re: Multichoice, DSTV/GOTV To Shut Down June 2019 by jacoik(m): 8:16pm On Feb 08, 2018
eTECTIVe:
Thank God Kwese TV is here now afta d disappointment of TSTV.. But all dis na story sha, dey'll sort demselves out.. D only thing leaving in 2019 is dis govt
no vex pls. Do you any information about this tstv? Do you know anyone using it?
Crime › Re: Cook Loses His N40K Job In Lagos After Stealing His Colleagues N35K Phone.Photos by jacoik(m): 6:33pm On Feb 07, 2018
BankeSmalls:
A phone at hand, is worth 20 Chinese salaries not yet seen grin
hahahalolxx I swear guy u dey mad ooo
Politics › Re: Lots Of Policemen Deployed To Kano State As Kwankwaso Cancels Visit. Photos by jacoik(m): 10:38pm On Jan 29, 2018
Lots of police deployed but na only one poriz moto I see
Crime › Re: Man Batters Squatter For Denying Him Sex by jacoik(m): 10:36pm On Jan 29, 2018
D gal no do well. U for givam small n all this will stop. Do u know what it's to house person?
Phones › Re: Benin Republic Sacks Nigeria’s Globacom by jacoik(m): 9:06am On Jan 22, 2018
SalamRushdie:
My response to another person ..please learn
now I understand what u mean. No vex
Car Talk › Re: Driver Charged Over Driving Car With a Set of Pliers!! by jacoik(m): 8:59am On Jan 22, 2018
Damoxy:
I was at the mall yesterday sitting next to two people(Male and Female).I was so shocked when the female pulled her dress up and the male started sucking her nipple like there was nobody watching them. Lolzzzzzz god's of buhari pls why u ppl allow this man out of quarantine center












The female was about 28yrs and the male was something around 3months old
Phones › Re: Benin Republic Sacks Nigeria’s Globacom by jacoik(m): 8:51am On Jan 22, 2018
SalamRushdie:
Another fallout of Buharis bad leadership ..I warned 7 months into Buharis tenure that Buharis style of leadership can only lead to losses for every Nigerian both young and old , rich and poor ..Nobody is spared
tho I don't like his style of leadership but is he the president of that country?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Great Tribulations After Rapture by jacoik(m): 10:18am On Jan 21, 2018
KushyKush:
Best? With the promise of hell if you don't pay Tithes?
like seriously? One will go to hell if he don't pay tithe? That means all my village people are all hell bound
Celebrities › Re: Kemi Olunloyo Reconciles With Pastor David Ibiyeomie; She Now Attends His Church by jacoik(m): 2:33pm On Jan 17, 2018
If I talk now some ppl go say I talk. But sha make I just dey dey observation how e go end. But prison bad sha. See as this aunt dey reason now
Celebrities › Re: Amber Rose To Undergo Breast Reduction Surgery (Photos) by jacoik(m): 11:31am On Jan 17, 2018
Chest reduction again not enlargement? Baba God, pls what are u waiting for before u destroy this world abeg
Crime › Re: Policeman Tries To Revive Okada Man Who Slumped After Kicking Him In Onitsha by jacoik(m): 11:28am On Jan 17, 2018
I doubt say na Onitsha bcus if na Onitsha d youths for don givam like two dose by now
Crime › Re: Policeman Tries To Revive Okada Man Who Slumped After Kicking Him In Onitsha by jacoik(m): 11:26am On Jan 17, 2018
The Olopa don buy credit be that
Crime › Re: Boyfriend's Lips Bitten Off While Defending His Girlfriend Against Abuser (Photo by jacoik(m): 11:02am On Jan 17, 2018
oshe11:
Where that guy that stole his Mom's N580khuh



Abeg come and tell Us the sequel to that story ooo
lolxxxx bro. I swear am eager to see the end of that story
Literature › Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by jacoik(m): 10:55am On Jan 13, 2018
marvwhite:
wow i never saw this coming.

I'd like to use this medium to apologise to BENEDICT (the butcher) for acusing him of the murder of the victims.if i had been a judge,people(like Benedict) would be in prison,for the crime they didnt comit just because some quack lawyers(which i may belong to) who would give quack proofs (although,my proofs aint quack),

Some persons pointed out pastor Bathelomeow being the Devil,but since they have no proof,people (like myself) would never believe.


I remember someone stating that "the writer can pin the crime on more than one character" ,but pastor Bethelomeow? (sighs)...
That was shocking


Souloho19 well done....
#fromYourBiggestFan
honestly, after soul you d next person I enjoyed more on this story because your analysis is sooooo sweet as well
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Literature › Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by jacoik(m): 1:08pm On Jan 12, 2018
marvwhite:
Am begining to suspect that butcher at the market square..whats his name again?..Benedict...........mehn i can so feel it am using "gods eyes" (literally)...

Souloho19 Why am i the only one suspecting the butcher?

MY CRAZY THEORY

"Benedict was seen as the youth leader, an
unofficial title he carried because he had
that leadership quality:in this case:
strength, popularity and a penchant for
violence.
He owned an abattoir in the market where
he slaughtered and sold beef."



"He had always liked Chinaza and even
though she had turned down his
advances, he had always given her extra
chunks of beef whenever she passed by
the slaughterhouse."



"Osi hurried out. He ran through the path,
ran past the market square and didn't stop
until he got to the house."
i think thats where OSI lost the letter


MEHN ... Just thinking outa the box
(1) Benedict had a thing for Chinaza(other girls as well),he might have been an illitrate,and might have ask the EUropean to help him write the Letters(not more than one) thus the resemblance in the writting,
(2) i saw a post stating that one of the 'De' is behind the attack. Am not sure any of them have the agility to run( thats when Osi was chasing him)
(3) am not sure its Paul "The devil walked round the market square,
enjoying the clear sky and the cool breeze.
His appetite had been satisfied
temporarily."
this extract was before Amara and Oluchi went to fetch Paul.... Can he be at the park and still in the market? That i doubt
(4)"Ezinne...its me, I left your mother a little bit at the market and she said I should deliver something" She recognized the voice immediately. Everybody knew that voice, or almost everybody at least. " Ezinne's mum went to the market,Ezinne opens the door because a messages came from her mum which is in the market the messenger by the door is Popular,Benedict comes to mind;NOT that he is the only popular person...but the writer made me believe his the popular in the market,of which i believe he is the only Butcher(since none other is stated),if there is another butcher,when the prime suspect(Okudili) was seen by the stream the youth went for his head,"None of them had any weapon apart from Benedict who had been on butchering duty and thus held a dangerous machete. It didn't matter though.......... Only Benedict was carrying a weapon that wont be possible if there were other butcher in the market square
(5) Benedict went there in search of the letter because if the letter was found and linked to who "wrote" (Steve) ,he(Steve) would point out to who he wrote it for (Benedict)
(6) when Steve held Osi,i believe he let him go because Osi might pin it(devil) on him
(7) there is no scene Okudili acted as the Devil,other than him running rather than defending himself
(cool when Osi was telling the crowd (rather MOB) about the holy communiun to be held at Night,when Steve was about to be mobbed.......i was made to believe Benedict was there also,since he was leading the mob

(9) Steve might just be writng down the victims name for his book...
Somebody please tell me am wrong,those theory dosnt even make sense to me......

And again,where does pastor Bethelomeow sleeps? :::that might put him on my black list(suspect list)
I swear, with all your theories I enjoy you the more. Love you bro lolllll
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Christianity Etc › Re: Masquerade Uses Statue Of Jesus Christ For His Performance. See Reactions by jacoik(m): 4:57pm On Jan 08, 2018
That nonsense isn't Jesus and can never be. Jesus is no more on the cross. So some Christians should try and put they head where it is
Celebrities › Re: Davido Debuts In Nollywood With ‘Legend At Sixty’ by jacoik(m): 4:06pm On Jan 08, 2018
So what should we do with this now. Amongst everything that is bothering us this is what the mode move to front page. Anyway God dey

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