₦airaland Forum

Arsenal fans for likam die if to say u drink snipper last night because u have been their nightmare for years now

nely:
Kcee is the senior but his money is younger compared to E-money

chisos!!!! I swear money is a bastard. See how money don turn senior to junior and u want to tell me that its ordinary? Even d emoney sef no try, him for teach his senior bros a dress code since he don't know how to dress. My thoughty anyway

nely:
KCee always looks like his junior brother in all there pic together

is kcee not the younger one before? Abi na kcee senior him?

ninocia18:
Abeg who ManUtd done buy?

jesuuuu!!!! Na the tittle of the topic be this? Village ppl is really on ur case

Whiting 30mts? It can never be truth. Even animal will never allow penetration through Toto on that period how much more human. When everywhere will be painful. I don't believe thus nonsense abeg

Alariiwo:
For the fact that..
1) I don't know you

2)I didn't mention you in my posts.

All your curses will go back to you and your family. Every evil you wish will manifest in your life and shall follow your lineage forever and ever.
And so shall it be

since you don't know me and you make such a derogatory state on the people that is at the verge of death, you now tell me it shall be well with you? Never!!! Social network is not a social madness guy. Admit that you have make mistake and correct it immediately. Mourn with those who mourn and rejoice with those who do so that it shall be well with your soul so says the holy book. Not because we have access to internet that will make us do mad things.

Alariiwo:
Fvck off my mentions nitwit.. All you typed will come to pass on you and your generations.

curses shall follow you since you see something of this magnitude and start typing rubbish because you find yourself on social network. Miserable tool

Alariiwo:
The fool thought he was still in Lagos or is it Abuja with good road networks.

Just look at a region of noisemakers.. Nothing demarcates road from river.
Rubbish enclave.

may u die a miserable death, may vultures feed on your dead body, may you and your generation never know what is happiness for vomiting those words from your mount amen

matrix199:
The UN should close down this country. It has failed woefully.


We're like a mermaid dying of thirst in her kingdom. How can we be an oil producing nation and still be an oil deficient nation? That's a paradox.


Here's how daft the immediate and the past leaderships of this country are...

They sell a barrel of crude oil(159litres of 6 constituent oil) @ $59/N17,000 per barrel)

They later buy a barrel of 1st constituent of the crude, which is PMS, (1 barrel @ $55) + a barrel of 2nd constituent of the crude, which is kerosene, (1 barrel @ $57) + a barrel of 3rd constituent of the crude, which is diesel, (1 barrel at $70), then sum up all they spend importing what they exported @ $59, that would give $182.

They earn $59 per barrel exporting crude oil. They spend $182 importing a barrel of petrol, a barrel of kerosene, and a barrel of diesel.


A mermaid sells her fresh fish at N100. She later buys it back as fried fish at N200.

Isn't she a daft mermaid?

you put it in right perspective. God bless you

KushyKush:
Is it difficult for you to type RIP and shut the fück up?

Minister for cause of deaths/Death affairs, we don see you


RIP to the lady

u r a coward. Is it crime for him to ask what cause the death?

abduljabbar4:
She don buy market. Buhari will probe her as soon as she steps down. Get prepared to sleep in Kuje

lolxxxxx I swear u no well. See as I nearly wan fall enter gutter

[quote author=obyrich post=63019307]Dominic marry am. Then leave am for naija go yankee. Dominic no come day show interest again, no dey give money as usual and now she don dey hungry for prick. She wan collect prick from one guy wey dey torchlight her for office. Abi make she do or not? [/quote lolxxxxzzz I swear with ancestors guy u dey maddddddd!!! See as u make me lafffff now wan wunjo my teeth

dukie25:
Buhari change approach? No chance.
That's why Buhari is a failed business man.
150 cattles in 1984
150 cattles in 2015

lolssss I swear u r so wickedness sorry wickeding. Like seriously? 150v150 hahahhahahahahahah

cummando:
Sarz on the beat....
One came to my area to harass one small boy
We dey opposite for one bar dey kpef Goldberg
I saw them looking really tired plus the shout and I know the small boy...chingbain e no get..he just dey use ayam yahoo totori all those small girls. E be like say na one of them papa call them for the boy. To cut tori I just wave them make dem come,my guys been dey fear but knowing who I beis dem calm. Them first use strong face I just dey laff inside. Officer collect Goldberg sun too much... Dem say no say na working time. But I fit convert am to cash. I tell oga say no worry the cash own dey make una sip some Goldie. Na so oga say boys,one for the road. That was around 2pm. Na 6 we comot there. Boy wey dem find don pishauun.

Moral of the story.....they are human beings with needs. If the government restructure their salary these guys go change. Na hunger dey push them. I just know.

By the way thunder fire them sha on behalf of thosenwey done suffer for their hand

lolzzzzz I swear guy u dey mad for making me cry this morning

BeeBeeOoh:
They are pretty ain't disputing that fact, but are they different from other beggars all over the streets of Nigeria or because they are pretty they should be taken off the street and leave the ugly ones on the street to continue begging??

lol a very good question you rise there and answer is needed urgently

Rochas state. I bet my last kobo in d bank that u will see the statue of that burnt bus in two weeks time. Only state where u have commissioner for happiness and husbandry affairs

Rochas state. I bet my last kobo in d bank that u will see the statue of that burnt bus in two weeks time

Freeze, hope say u get fire proof because when this pastors start sending consuming fire on u ehhhh, what I will only tell u is ntooooooo

freeze, if you are declare wanted by some of this pastors na him be say e don done for u

Lolzzzz freez abi na freezer really touched the source of livelihood. This freeze really want this man to stop eating and flying private jet

ask4double:
The marketing dept of this company (innoson) is really doing a bad job. No much awareness about her products except on nairaland.

lol and the most painful part is that the company no dey pay seun for advert.

[quote author=python1 post=62625217][/quote]lolzzzz hahahahq I swear u are d most wonderful creature I have ever seen. U get luck say no be army

Lincoln275:
u b soldier?

lolssss I be one stupid bloody civilian ooooo but when my papa dey alive he once told me he is a member of bianfran soldier. So as my papa be soldier so, I think automatically his son should be. Abi?

Lincoln275:
Please Where Can I Get # iPhone 8 For 20k... ?
Esanu Mi...

hhhhh shebi na my slap dey hungry u abi

BuhariNaWah:
Please Nairalanders,


What does Dickson mean

lolzzzz I swear mad ppl full this country oooo. Na dick na abi dickness

xlextj:
all these liquor n spirit will be consumed by who?

lol. Shebi if I slap u now ppl go dey complain

nototribalist:
Imo state people don offend God, it's showing through Rochas

lolzzzzzz I swear u kill it all. Like are you seriously serious with what u said ?

whateverkay:
That foolish idiot called Nnamdi kanu wasted the chance to see his only son just because of a stupid biafra. He has never been with the boy since the wife gave birth. Such a wicked man is whom many ipob youths are counting on to bring biafra. Useless fools. Biafra will never come

I swear u got me really confused. I have tried reading the post about five times now but couldn't find where Nnamdi was mention there

whateverkay:
Too many rape cases in the east. I think the federal government should ban all foods stoking their sex drive. Foods like akpu and ofe nsala are known to increase libido and turn people to rapists. No wonder they have the highest baby factories and uncatered children. Yorubas are more disciplined than them

poor you. E no go beta for person wey do u dis tin

When I first read this news on punch news I broke down in tears and ask: has human being descended this low? Even dog? If na goat or cow e for beta na. Y 404 of all animals bikonu

If to say una character good help would have come so easily. Imagine such a thing happening to navy or Nigeria army, you will see citizens hungry to help but when u say naija poris ? Hhhhh I rest my case file because I no wan talk wetin I don use my eyes see for una hand

She is a finegirlnopimples. Pls what's her phone number. I love woman with liver. If giving chance, she can go to aso rock and make a lot of money for me