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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Slept With Our Last Born by jacoik(m): 5:12am On Sep 01, 2017
Saliman22:
Is not because her uncle is a permanent secretary
My own father retired last year as permanent secretary in state Universal basic education board
Besides if I consider family stuff I don't think this is what is leading me.
Pls be soft I want an advice
I have spent so much pls
Be soft with me pls
guy you don't need any advice but serious flogging!!! What kind of dirty story did you just tell now ehhh? Imaging how the story just spoiled my morning now how much more the person it happened to. Honestly if you are to be my son I will disown you. If its an outsider one can consider but your own brother! Guy are you mad!??
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Slept With Our Last Born by jacoik(m): 5:06am On Sep 01, 2017
Saliman22:
Please this is someone I want to marry, our marriage is next year July, I suppose to do the marriage this year but her dad and her uncle who is a permanent secretary in deputy governor office in my state said until she's in her final year in school.
Please help me because I love her
But ashamed please
you are a fool by still putting marriage in your agenda. So until she kills you that's when you will have some sense in that your empty skull? People get wahala sha
Car Talk › Re: 2018 Honda Jazz (photos And Features) by jacoik(m): 6:03pm On Aug 16, 2017
Kolowekkr:
I can't imagine myself wasting millions on a car Dangote trucks will use to shine
lolzzzzz chisos Kristy!!! Omo, ppl for this nairaland get evil mouth sha. C as laffff wan kill me here
Crime › Re: Father Of 5 Beats His Girlfriend To Death On Her Birthday, Over Infideli by jacoik(m): 3:39pm On Aug 02, 2017
LionDeLeo:
Name: Victor Umeh

Zone: SE

State : Anambra

Occupation: Hustling at Ladipo Market

Marital status : Married with 5 kids

Offence: Murder

Who did he murder :Ms Happiness

Relationship : Side chick
lolssss u no well I swear
Car Talk › Re: The All New 2018 Rolls Royce Phantom Has Just Been Revealed (Photos & Video) by jacoik(m): 7:33am On Jul 28, 2017
Dangote, adenuga or otedollar can get if them like but billgate no go fit buy such
Car Talk › Re: The All New 2018 Rolls Royce Phantom Has Just Been Revealed (Photos & Video) by jacoik(m): 7:30am On Jul 28, 2017
I go tell uncle buharia to get one anytime he comes back from London
Christianity Etc › Re: Where Are The Dead Before Rapture? by jacoik(m): 4:45pm On Jul 23, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Where Are The Dead Before Rapture?

In Igbo land..the dead are reverred; they become ancestors or guardian spirits.
We offer them kolanut and hot drinks in every occasion.
That way on rapture day, they'd be well-fed and nourished.
Lolssss I swear u dey madddd. See as I lafffff soteyyy ppl wey dey pass come think say na new mad man in d street. Guy be careful

In the other people's land, there's no respect for the dead; they are exhumed and their skull mined for ritual purposes.
On rapture day...they are headless.
Science/Technology › Re: 34miles, £12billion, China Set To Open World's Longest Sea Bridge(Photos) by jacoik(m): 7:26pm On Jul 08, 2017
14teenK:
Wow very nice.... ..meanwhile somewhere in alaba international some abokis are collecting fares from people to cross a kpacko bridge
lolsssss I swear guy u no well oooo. So u know that wonderful bridge at alabarago
Politics › Re: "I Heard The Audio Inciting Northerners To Slaughter Igbos On Oct 1" – FFK by jacoik(m): 3:21pm On Jul 04, 2017
Femi fami could be telling the truth bcus those hausas cud be something else. Before they start killing awa sautan brotherses and sisterses pls trai and hia d voice of Femi dat its d voice wey dey cry insyd wildaness. That's mai oun
Health › Re: How To Stop Mosquitoes And Other Insects From Feeding From You by jacoik(m): 6:34pm On Jul 01, 2017
jmoore:
Some mosquitoes are resistant to wind. grin grin
like the ones in Lagos. If you see those mos ehhh dey look like bird pikin. One bite from dem go make u confess ur generational sins
Health › Re: How To Stop Mosquitoes And Other Insects From Feeding From You by jacoik(m): 6:31pm On Jul 01, 2017
MrMcJay:
Spray wetin? Insecticide is about 1,400 for the big cans and you want me to spray every day?

I simply cover myself with the blood of Jesus and go to sleep. Violence is not the answer to everything. grin grin
lolsss I swear guy u dey madddd. I no well oooo
Phones › Re: Which Network Data Plan Lasts Longer? by jacoik(m): 1:27pm On Jun 22, 2017
TeamLeader:
Currently am using airtel 6gig for 1,500 and it last well even after much downloading
6G for 1500? Pls bro tell me the code
Car Talk › Re: As Regards Benz Ml- by jacoik(m): 4:09am On Jun 15, 2017
sooperrescue:
Since the issues you had are not engine and gear issues, then stick to the v8. Have you experienced where the ml will seize and will be dragging while you are moving? It is common on v6 when the abs is faulty. Power steering is also selective, And the rack is the same price. If you want the ml to be in top shape, take it to lawrence or bring it to lagos and get a renewal
where in Lagos bro because I base in Lagos. Walahi dis ppl don kill me
Travel › Re: Commercial Bus Falls Off A Bridge In Oshodi, Lagos (Photos) by jacoik(m): 11:45am On Jun 10, 2017
midehi2:
Chai, see person bread
lolzzzz chisos. So na only bread u c dia n fgt person daily bread wey be d danfo. U wicked ooo
Car Talk › Re: What Are The Functions Of The 'd', 'd3', 'd2' And 'd1' Of Automatic Cars by jacoik(m): 10:45am On Jun 10, 2017
ITbomb:
Don't like keeping 1000 naira note in view, try and keep change in case the policeman no get change
shebi if I slap u now pple go dey call me bokoharam man. Is what u said now the topic on board? Oya kneel down n hands up!!!
Crime › Re: 10-Year-Old Girl Engages In Prostitution In Suleja, Caught With 4 Men by jacoik(m): 7:39pm On May 30, 2017
drunkcow:
When i tot i hv seen it all in naija.Tin lik dis wan mak me leave nigeria go my country(ondo state)tongue
shebi na my slap dey hungry u abi
Nairaland General › Re: See The Big Python Found At The Back Of Our House. by jacoik(m): 4:20am On May 22, 2017
freesinzu:
I just love snakes grin
snake child
Crime › Re: 13-year-old Boys Who Fled Home And Lied About Being Kidnapped Nabbed In Lagos by jacoik(m): 4:14am On May 22, 2017
MykOnyxo:
chivita just full this post sha
chivita ke. Are you doing well today?
Crime › Re: Passer-by Killed As Three Brothers Battle For Control Of Motor Park (photo) by jacoik(m): 4:03am On May 22, 2017
14teenK:
Pure shiiit. Y is the nigga on rags
because that day was a rag day In the state. Are u OK now?
Crime › Re: Betnaija Agent Arrested For Sleeping With Secondary School Boys In Lagos (Photo) by jacoik(m): 3:56am On May 18, 2017
PearlStreet:
Yesterday, I posted that the average ipod yoot uses his business as a front for his crimes because by default, they are criminals.
E.g
Coscharis = Money Laundering
Ifeanyi Ubah = Theft
Innoson = Forgery and tax evasion

There is no prison in the world where you would not find these descendants of Judas Iscariot there. As they are killing them in Indonesia, they are harvesting them in India.
u have spoken well. Oya stand up so u can be recognise. Idiot
Crime › Re: Betnaija Agent Arrested For Sleeping With Secondary School Boys In Lagos (Photo) by jacoik(m): 3:53am On May 18, 2017
teelaw4life:
Developers...everywhere you go...

Looks like this one is into anal development grin grin grin
hahahaha if nairaland no kill me I go killam
Crime › Re: Man Beats His Wife In Public In Kwara State (Photos) by jacoik(m): 3:46am On May 18, 2017
saint047:
This is a sad news for Democracy
democracy kwa. Shey na Dino beat tinubu wife ni?
Crime › Re: Man Beats His Wife In Public In Kwara State (Photos) by jacoik(m): 3:44am On May 18, 2017
successmatters:
Buhari has reduced so many good men to beasts because of economic frustration. This man might be rich under Jonathan regime, now he is a wife beating hungry lunatic because of hardship.

Pity.
receive sense in Jesus name
Car Talk › Re: Lagos To Introduce New Number Plates, Uniforms For Drivers, Conductors by jacoik(m): 3:36am On May 18, 2017
houstonia:
this Lagos will not agitate like IPOB but will shock Nigerans the day it will officially be declared a republic.
lolzzzz honestly u really got me hard. But truth be told, there is sense in these your nonsense
Family › Re: Lady Sues Her Father For Delaying Her Marriage To The 'love Of Her Life' by jacoik(m): 6:00am On May 16, 2017
ikbnice:
Future generations will perform absolute wonders!!!
This one suing her father thinking she is now civilized doesn't know if her child will jail her for giving birth to him
i concur with you bro. In our days things wasn't like this
Romance › Re: Roman Goddess: Scammers Use My Boobs To Scam Unsuspecting People by jacoik(m): 5:54am On May 15, 2017
Papiikush:
Let me say this today.

Women who are not boss ladies but Slay queens are sexual objects.

The only things they are useful for are dick sucking in club bathrooms, one night stands and blood money smiley - vizkiz 2017
pls what is these slay queen
Celebrities › Re: Olamide Flaunts Guitar Tattoo On His Leg by jacoik(m): 5:16am On May 15, 2017
Tbillz:
Local Head line: Olamide flaunts tattoo
In other news
Foreign head line: China launch first locally made aircraft!
I swear u no well lol
Romance › Re: 6 Things men want in a relationship by jacoik(m): 5:12am On May 15, 2017
niceguy7:
Sex should be the last thing ever wanted in a relationship.... sad
who be this one sef. Who ask for your opinion
Romance › Re: 6 Things men want in a relationship by jacoik(m): 5:10am On May 15, 2017
torres89:
please don't use the phrase give SEX

u make it sound like there are doing charity for us
lololzzz na dat one pain u d more
Romance › Re: 6 Things men want in a relationship by jacoik(m): 5:09am On May 15, 2017
TrapQueen77:
wink


The [color=#106600]SPACE[/color] tho...


This one is very tricky..the last time i gave him space he was asking for ...he was very upset angry

He said i didnt bothered to call or txt him for 2wks..the hell kinda space a man really want?
My dear, we men are unpredictable

And then this [color=#560077]PRAISE & APPROVAL[/color] undecided

The last time i praised the guy, he indirectly saying i am lying coz he knows he's ugly & have a big nose embarassed ...i swear i never even saw that one... undecided

Sometimes, i asked myself...WHY A LOT OF MEN ARE CONFUSED? wat yall exactly want us (ladies) to do to please u eehn? shocked sad
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis Canonizes Jacinta And Francisco, Two Child Saints, Makes History by jacoik(m): 5:03am On May 15, 2017
Bugatie:
Haba Bros, send me soft copy nau, I fit arrange myself here for PH
lolsssss u get longer throat oooo. So if I dey eat and I say make u come eat, u go wash hand abi? See ur life?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pope Francis Canonizes Jacinta And Francisco, Two Child Saints, Makes History by jacoik(m): 5:01am On May 15, 2017
Gregdcutie:
osifa kpebe ekpere mak'njo k'uwa. Aha ya by lucy , Aha ya by Francisco, Aha ya by Jacinta (forgotten this part).Umu mary ooo, anyi (forgotten here as well)...Our lady help of Christians block rosary centre.Priceless memories
lolssss dalu bro. Chukwu goziegi

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