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Dtruthspeaker:
What kind of twisted and jumbled argument is this? Stereotype, adultery, worship crazily jumbled together just for you to say something?

You obviously think people do not see what horrible miserable lives and deaths you people have.

Last I checked, the life expectancy of relatively irreligious and atheistic countries like Japan, China, Czech are higher than Nigeria and many African countries which are 99% theists.
Dig your head out of the ground and smell reality

Dtruthspeaker:
i now remember that I warned you that the way you were going you would surely become an atheist.

And now I understand why you chose jws and their lies.

Jws are obviously atheists trying to deceive God and the world that they are not atheists.

So jws are atheists in hiding. No wonder it pains MaxD when I attack atheists.

Lol. Why the sudden fixation on atheism by these theists?
Sorry we don't want you guys with us. We have ample number of atheists around. Go away

Who is a Christian?

MindHacker9009:
Mine is one I cannot go into as it only takes experience to understand it. But here is another from my arch enemy on Nairaland:

So I also should believe this because MadMax(of all people) said so?
Nigga youre clearly trippin' on some mollies!

MindHacker9009:
Experience is the best teacher. You need to experience it yourself and without such you won't know there are people that can communication with demonic spirits for divination and for remote mind control.

So do let us into your experience, wouldnt you?

MaxInDHouse:
Ọmọ you should cover your face in shame because i'm not going against the definition of atheism rather i'm giving you a clearer picture.

Atheism says there is no God so i'm teaching you how to use your brain in order to figure out some atheists claiming believers around you. It's their actions you need to know what they have in mind not what they're saying!

Lol. So going by your analogy, JW that commit murder are atheists, right?

MaxInDHouse:
There is a law binding on boarders so each country has where their territory ends that's why Russia can't just wake up and say they want to take all the lands in the east.
Moreover if all members of our society today are Jehovah's Witnesses poverty will vanish because we will distribute everything equally so when people from outside notice that they will like to become Nigerians after seeing that nobody is poorer or richer in our country none will think of attacking us in fact if any think of such other international communities will stand up and fight demanding to know what evil Nigeria has done to such attackers.

Lol. This is how I exactly know that JW has truly fried your brains.
Did Russia obey international borders before invading Ukraine? In fact, there are many wars being fought right now. How many of them obeyed international borders? None. They don't care. Which international community would stand for you? UN? NATO? Why haven't US and UK fought for Ukraine? Instead the most they did was send aids while innocent people from both sides die daily.
I think you need to drag your head from the ass of whoever that kept you in JW and face reality.

Aemmyjah:
Are football referees not under or trained by the football governing body?
A neutral person can be likened to calling a tennis umpire to ref a game between two football matches
Ur sense are really backwards my dear

A football ref knows about football and the rules.
An atheist knows about religions (sometimes more than the theists themselves). Go online and ask if atheists know about religions or not(of course I know you won't do that. You'll tell me the internet is owned by the devil)

Aemmyjah:
And ref don't support or have no interest the game of football?
Keep fooling around

A ref arbitrates because he or she doesn't support any of the clubs playing. Same way I am in a better position to arbitrate between theists because I don't support any of your gods.
Is this simple analogy too complex to a human with a brain?

Aemmyjah:
If you read the stories well, you'll know whether they were one of us or not
The first story mentions 'twisted'

A liar like you who looks for propaganda
We have been persecuted, hated, banned, imprisoned and killed for our neutral stand especially during times of war cos we'll rather be killed than to kill

Olodo went to find stories about 'twisted Jehovah’s Witnesses'

Why not cite ones that one of us went to do suicide bombing?

Lol. Twisted means mentally imbalanced. So a psycho JW isnt a JW again? Lol

MaxInDHouse:
Of course Jehovah's Witnesses in ancient times before Christ also engage in fighting and killing but after Jesus whoever raises a weapon against his fellow man is no longer a witness of Jehovah.

It's like saying an atheist who changed and started devoting his or her life to God is still an atheist, you and i know perfectly well that from the moment a person dedicates his life to anyone God he or she can't be rightly called an atheist anymore.

The same applies to someone who kills today such a person is no longer a Witness of Jehovah!

You confuse me. Why do you keep on changing the definition of an atheist? The other time you said its churchgoers who dont conform to your belief, now youre saying ots somebody who doesn't believe in god.
Stay one play so you won't confuse the thunder.
Anyway, going by your analogy, we can equally say any Christian (whether JW, Catholic, protestant) who lies automatically is no more a christian. Thus those catholics that kill aren't catholic again. Im just using your analogy, bro

MaxInDHouse:
So the highlighted knows it all shey?

Ọmọ atheism says "there is no God" few are people who are SAYING it but many are those ACTING it.

Action speaks louder than words.

So to identify an atheist it's not just by what they say but their actions.

I know this is really paining you as you can see that it's an indisputable fact!

So this where did u get this definition of atheism? From your dirty smelling ass?

MaxInDHouse:
The most common weapon in Jesus' day is the sword and it's used when there's a dispute so when Jesus told his disciples to make sure each of them have his own sword they brought out two whereas they are eleven in number, for Jesus to have said it's enough shows that they didn't get the sense of what he said otherwise two swords can't make up for eleven men if each should have his own!

Back in old school days we always chant saying:

"Solidarity for ever, we shall always FIGHT for our right"

Of course we weren't FIGHTING with literal weapons rather we used the rule of law to which both those in authority and their subjects should bow.

That's what Jesus is telling his disciples to make sure each of them have in his or her possession the sword of the spirit which is God's word! Ephesians 6:17

It was later after they got baptized by the spirit that they fully grasp most of the things Jesus spoke in idioms! John 16:12-13

I have always wanted to ask this question.
Imagine a scenario where the you guys (JWs) get very popular in Nigeria(and Jehovah helps you )and many people convert to your organization, and eventually, say more than 90% of the population become JW. Do you think you'll survive? Dont you think neighboring countries would overrun you, knowing y'all wont fight back?

Aemmyjah:
Should such person be regarded as a neutral when religious people are talking?
You are the only one that see yourself as a neutral by mouth. Nothing else

When players are playing football, who arbitrates in case of dispute? Another player or a ref?
I know being a JW really messes up with y'all brains, and all, but please try and think occasionally when you can.

MindHacker9009:
Before I would have laughed at this confession below but now I believe it is 100% true as I have found out the hard way that demomic activities are real. I was naive before looking for Jesus Christ by trying different churches not knowing these are the people operating in all such places. Well I thank God Almighty whom I had to filter out from the diffrent God/gods in the Old Testament, that directed me to youtube where I found out that the Jesus Christ I have been looking for is a pagan idol invented by the Roman empire.

Here is a confession by a pastor called chidubem okwu who narrated his life story of how he was initiated into occultism by his General Overseer senior friend and mentor. He talked of how he went to the Bar Beach in Lagos one night and slept with a mermaid physically and thereafter the mermaid made the sign of the cross on her head touching her vagina the mermaid left me went to the general overseer and brought out a golden cross and chain from her stomach and wore it on the neck of the general overseer who gave her some money the mermaid thanked him and went back to the sea.
And from then on he too began to operate in powerful “gifts” of “touch and fall”, “look and follow”etc. The only thing the mermaid told him was that he had to renew the power once a month by sleeping with a virgin and married women.

Sources:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlcJQtXxX1I

And you believe all this because someone said so? Without a shred of evidence? Whoa!
I can as well create a youtube clip of how I fly to the US every night on wings and dine with Elon Musk, Bezos etc. Hope you believe me

MindHacker9009:
How do you explain someone that has an evil spirit and the spirit of divination. I never believed this before and it made me to be naive and so I married a jezebel and I learnt serious lesson that there are people with evil spirits everywhere

Can you explain the symptoms of this 'evil spirit'?

Aemmyjah:
You said Catholics would not kill and you'd have become one
Now you are mentioning Buddha and Hindus as if they have not had history of conflict
MaxInDHouse, you are very much needed. Pls come and rescue this guy from what is disturbing him

Are you aware JWs kill people too?
You people are just as murderous as the next person. So don't tell me bullshit about being non conflict.
https://www.nairaland.com/4536043/two-jehovahs-witnesses-murdered-13

https://www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/wolves-among-sheep-the-true-story-of-murder-in-a-jehovah-s-witness-community#:~:text=The%20convicted%20killer%2C%20Jeff%20Anderson,terrible%20secret%20from%20the%20world.

Aemmyjah:
Max, do you have those tools to reset someone brain.
Football neutrals are those who are fair minded and do not support or team nor against

Atheist that reject and oppose the existence of a Creator and see religion as a sham is playing neutral between religions? Ur mumu no too much?
It is like a hardcore racist playing neutral in an affair between Nigerian and a Kenyan
Go and download sense, because you are an atheist does not mean that everyone here are also stupid

Do you JWs have a problem against using dictionaries. I notice you, MadMax and 2 other JWs always get your definitions wrong.
The literal definition of “atheist” is “a person who does not believe in the existence of a god or any gods,” according to Merriam-Webster. He or she doesn't reject or oppose the notion of a creator. Learn to use what's left of your destroyed brain

Aemmyjah:
You are against religion. Stop deceiving yourself and you are in the worst position to arbitrate such topics

Ok. No p

CanadaOrBust:
Except, there is such a thing as placebo effect, which further complicates the whole issue - if you believe enough that prayers will heal you, prayers WILL heal you, even if the person praying for you is a criminal scammer! Hence instances where scammers are surprised and confused when they genuinely heal someone!
There is more to this our reality than we know!

It doesn't complicate anything. Research on placebos. Lemme give an example. Someone has a headache. A pastor prays for him. Now if he believes the prayer works, he'll feel the headache gone, but the headache still returns hours or days later.
We also use placebo effects in our therapy. A patient shows up with symptoms that you feel are not serious, like itchiness of the body(which you think is psychosomatic) , you prescribe something like blood tonic. The patient would feel relief. The relief didn’t come from the blood tonic but the mind.
The human mind is a wild place

MaxInDHouse:
Of course we need to talk about which of the Gods is WORKING and which are DEAD.

But atheists who doesn't think there's any God has practically nothing to do with matters of God/Gods!

Okay. If you say so

MaxInDHouse:
That's why you need to read actions because it speaks louder than words.

Jesus is the leader as Christ it's his footsteps that Christians must follow {Hebrews 5:7} so can you quote anywhere Jesus used sword to attack or defend himself?

Ọmọ Jesus was speaking in idioms that's why his first century disciples never used swords to either attack or defend themselves after his ascension!

Really? That word is an idiom? Please explain how that verse is an idiomatic expression

CanadaOrBust:
Well, you can’t say that because without the prayers the belief won’t be there. Just as throughout history people who sell fake cure-all potions have been confused by testimonies of people genuinely cured of incurable ailments by those same potions!

Lol. Dude, its still the placebo effect. If the fake cure-all 'works', then its an obvious placebo

MaxInDHouse:
Behold, I send you forth as sheep in the midst of wolves: be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves. Matthew 10:16

Jesus' disciples are sheep in the midst of wolves so they must be WISE as serpents and HARMLESS as dove!

Same bible that said this

Luke 22:36 KJV
Then said he unto them, But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one.

As you can see, your buybull is full of doublespeaks. Thus why I raised this thread. Look around you. One religion, with one book with thousands of sects/denominations etc. An all knowing god cannot get his shit together and give his subject a book that is reliable. And what's worse? He knew there would be confusions in the book and people would be deceived but it still doesn't stop him from writing a bleeped up book

MaxInDHouse:
I know you're begging for a way to know how you will defend yourself when asked what you're doing on the religion section.

I am one of Jehovah's Witnesses (witnesses of God) so when anyone talks about God i am automatically invited!

Really? Irrespective of the god they are talking about?

CanadaOrBust:
Except, there is such a thing as placebo effect, which further complicates the whole issue - if you believe enough that prayers will heal you, prayers WILL heal you, even if the person praying for you is a criminal scammer! Hence instances where scammers are surprised and confused when they genuinely heal someone!
There is more to this our reality than we know!

Obviously its a placebo effect. Prayers don't do diddly squat

MaxInDHouse:
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
In a big market you will find different sections:
Books, clothes, shoes, jewelries, beauty products, farming tools, animal foods and finally food stuffs.
You are like a person who says he has nothing to do with food but is always found in the section of the market where different kinds of foods are sold.

On this forum there are numerous sections yet you who claims there is no God always comes into the section where people talking about God often converge.

Go and check your profile once again and see the section where you're most active yet you're saying to yourself "there is no God"

I believe you can read(hopefully) and write. I said I don't post in threads that does not talk about atheists or atheism. I didn't say I don't post in religious threads.
So why do you post in Non-JW threads?

Aemmyjah:
The people atheists would blame for all the wars, slavery and role in conflicts are this ones this baby atheist say would not kill. Russia and Ukraine are regarded as twins or sisters. Have you heard what the archbishop of the churches said regarding the wars
What about the Crusades, Inquisition, Opium war?
The nations that fought in the 2 world wars were predominately Catholic
I am also an ex-pentecostal and felt Catholic would be the right place with God's approval but i did an unbiased research - too much blood in their history and a religion that play politics cannot be clean

Are you aware there non-conflict or anti-conflict Christian sects like Jains, Quakers? You think JWs are the only anti-conflicts Christians ? What about pacifist religions like Jains, Hindus, Buddhists etc?

MaxInDHouse:
Rule number one.

You must not say to a suspect:

"You are lying"

Rule number 1 where?

Aemmyjah:
An atheist calling himself a neutral in religious matters

I know definitions is a problem for JWs. Maybe they muddle up y'all English language in those Kingdom Halls.
The definition of a neutral(in this context) is someone that is not involved in a topic or matter. There are football neutrals, music neutrals.
In this case, as an atheist, I'm not involved in any religion, and wouldn't take sides.
Thus I'm in a better position to arbitrate disputes between religions. You can't get a Christian to arbitrate in disputes between a Christian and Muslims, or Pentecostal and Catholics. There would be bias if you do that.
Y'all JW should use a lil bit of your brains

MaxInDHouse:
This is where you missed it all!

According to the Bible the one and only proof of a Christian group is their ability to stay away from military action and politics.

As for scandals there is no religion on this planet that can stand out in that.

Jesus never promised that scandals won't be mentioned in the midst of his disciples because he is gathering sinners not righteous {Luke 5:32} so the one and only proof of Christ working with a group is their ability to settle matters amicably without resorting to military action! Matthew 10:16

Care to show me the particular bible passage?