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Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 9:27am On Aug 29, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
You're just stupid but forming intelligent! cheesy

When it comes to dictionaries different religionists come together so whatever they can't agree upon will not be included.

That's why they are able agree on your Omni stuff even though it doesn't appear in any religious book! wink
Actually, omni as a word isn't in the Bible. Whats in the bible is all knowing/loving/powerful.
So lemme ask, did you learn synonyms in kindergarten. Or were you in your Kingdom Hall when it was being taught?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 9:25am On Aug 29, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Ọmọ quote Omni stuff word for word in the Bible! smiley
Right. Lemme repeat myself.
Is Yahweh/Jehovah all loving?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 9:23am On Aug 29, 2023
cornelboy:
After I said perfect, you still asked me that 🙂
Don't make it sound as if you're lecturing me.
Do you understand that your ways doesn't include the future?

Fast forward to the main question abeg
Did you read my last post, or you just love repeating what's inside your brain, like a robot?
Christianity Etc › Re: Pakistan Christians Worshipping God In Churches Destroyed By Extremists(Videos) by jaephoenix(m): 12:40pm On Aug 27, 2023
Uncletony:
America na useless country, if na Saudi get the kind power weh they get, everyone for don turn Muslim!
The US aint a Christian country
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:04am On Aug 27, 2023
cornelboy:
I don't have any problem with English.
The problem is your trying hard to force your interpretation on the Bible.

Your ways can only include the present not the future that hasn't happened yet. Your ways could only affect the future. But you don't live in the future.
Of course God could see your intentions at any time but he can't control them. Your intentions are clearly yours and decided by you.

If you think this is about English, please show me where English says someone's ways includes his future that hasn't happened yet.
There are multiple examples where dictionaries and thesauruses interprete ways direction, future etc. But then your deluded buddy MadMax said its 'religionists' that wrote them, so they don't count grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pakistan Christians Worshipping God In Churches Destroyed By Extremists(Videos) by jaephoenix(m): 10:06am On Aug 27, 2023
Abuventure:
you are not a Christian if you are then you are misinformed
So if I'm a Christian and I know the history of religion(and all the ills of Christianity), then I'm misinformed?
Lol. You guys are comedians
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 10:02am On Aug 27, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Innocent as in sincere people are not difficult to know this guy is just dodging facts but trying to accuse others simply because he has chosen atheism. grin
Lol. What facts am I dodging? grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 10:01am On Aug 27, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Of course it's the religionists who wrote most of those things you can continue denying it but everyone knows that atheism began gaining ground in less than 200 years ago so who are those that's been behind dictionaries before then if not the same misinformed churchgoers? cheesy
Bro, your ignorance of everything around you sometimes make me think you actually love ignorance.
Philosophical atheist thought began to appear in Europe and Asia in the sixth or fifth century BCE. Way before dictionaries were written. So they didn't start 200 years ago like your ignorant mind or Kingdom Hall pastors told you.
Lets assume atheism started 200 years ago and theists wrote dictionaries, do you think they would insert their theist thoughts into it? Lemme give you an example(since your brain is sawdust). If I believe as a Christian that Yahweh created man would I put in the dictionary? Would I write that prayers answers all our problems?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 9:51am On Aug 27, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Quote them out in the Bible word for word! cheesy
Have you been reading my posts or your brain has been on offline mode?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 9:50am On Aug 27, 2023
preciousee17:
Listen carefully oo:

You say I dodged Balaam's Story because I didn't explain how Balaam disobeyed Yahweh.

Where is the Original Story? Bible?
Where did the Original Source narrate the story as a story of Balaam disobeying Yahweh?
Didn't I open the Original Source for you? Didn't you see greed?

So phrase yourself again. Did I dodge the original story or I dodged your false interpretation of what you wanted the story to be?
Using this analogy, I can also say Cain shouldn't have been cursed by Yahweh. He should have waited for Jesus to die so his(Cain) sins would be washed away.
Theist logic grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Pakistan Christians Worshipping God In Churches Destroyed By Extremists(Videos) by jaephoenix(m): 9:27am On Aug 27, 2023
Abuventure:
Bible is our yard stick. Christians don't pay even with evil
Really?
A little research should educate you but you aren't interested
Christianity Etc › Re: Pakistan Christians Worshipping God In Churches Destroyed By Extremists(Videos) by jaephoenix(m): 9:26am On Aug 27, 2023
Westerhoffe:
Christians has always been persecuted because they chose not to fight back.
Until Christians begin to resist these persecutions, they will keep getting persecuted.
Obviously you haven't read about the Great Crusades, the Salem Witch Trials, the Huguenot Wars etc. Even now, there are Christian terrorist groups.
You choose what you wanna hear.
Christianity is also bloody
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 12:48am On Aug 27, 2023
preciousee17:
No, I would rather wait for you to explain how I dodged Balaam's story
Because you didn't explain how Balaam disobeyed Yahweh. Simple
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 12:47am On Aug 27, 2023
cornelboy:
After I said perfect, you still asked me that 🙂
Don't make it sound as if you're lecturing me.
Do you understand that your ways doesn't include the future?

Fast forward to the main question abeg
Oh, I'm lecturing you.
And my ways include the future.
Please what do you think 'my ways' imply?
English is really difficult for you guys. Poor you grin
Christianity Etc › Re: God Trully Exists...my Experience by jaephoenix(m): 12:45am On Aug 27, 2023
preciousee17:
I wonder how you got here by the way.

Most importantly, I'll be replying you not more than 10 times on this thread. Make it useful.

1. God's Will is simply God's Will — exactly as a dictionary will define the word 'Will'
Then no need proceeding. Keep your opinions. Thank you
Christianity Etc › Re: Charred Remains Of Sodom And Gomorrah Discovered (videos & Photos) by jaephoenix(m): 11:37pm On Aug 26, 2023
FxMasterz:
Whether you like it or not, the God of Israel is the only true God.
Well, he just kissed my ass right now. He's a good ass kisser, fr
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:32pm On Aug 26, 2023
cornelboy:
Perfect. Your thoughts could be seen by God.
Do you now understand what 'all my ways' mean?
Christianity Etc › Re: God Trully Exists...my Experience by jaephoenix(m): 11:30pm On Aug 26, 2023
preciousee17:
Some replies sha...

OP, prayer is no more the key oo
It wasn't ever
God's Will is the key
Where will you find God's Will? In His Words — the Bible

Be strong for yourself, and God Will make you strong for HIM.
That kind of prayer can be rough at times (check what happened to the children of Israel after they got the meat that they complained for)
But it's all right. Take care and strive to know God's Will.
Whats gods will? Can you define it?
Christianity Etc › Re: God Trully Exists...my Experience by jaephoenix(m): 11:29pm On Aug 26, 2023
Frankmorgan:
A lot of people here in Nairaland have met me In my shop. I had a big shop in Alakija Lagos. But due to various harsh policies I had to close down. How did I get the shop and money to stock it? Believe me it was God.
Why did my business close down? It was largely my fault I mismanaged it.
I will reply you before this year ends and show you another business I will start up not by my power but by God's grace. He has already showed me plans,I just need to work for it to be fulfilled.
So Yahweh gave you money to start a shop and watched you squander it(already knowing that you'll squander the money), but it didn't bother him?
Oh what a loving god
Christianity Etc › Re: God Trully Exists...my Experience by jaephoenix(m): 11:26pm On Aug 26, 2023
Frankmorgan:
Just last week I was in a very difficult situation. I had no money on me. I didn't even have money to feed. On Monday Iast week I was so hungry I had to meet the woman selling close to me for credit. I bought bread and mineral and ate. Through out last week I just manage to eat once. All this while I had a refrigerator I wanted to sell,so that I can use the money to be supporting myself but nobody was pricing. Some were pricing very low. On Friday evening I was so weak due to hunger,I hadn't taken anything through out the day. I wanted to go and collect credit but I didn't want to go bcus the woman gossips a lot and had even told people I collected credit from her(I had already paid). So I just laid on the bed hungry and weak,if I try to get up,my head will just be spinning. Then I decided to pray to God to help me out. I am a Christian,I pray always,infact I was doing mid night prayers doing this period. But that particular day I decided to pray differently. I prayed like this.."God why do you delight in my suffering and shame. I pray to you but it seems nothing is working. See my friends that are into fraud they are enjoying life. Should I go and beg them. I am tired of serving you".
After I finished I just took my phone out and started watching film. About ten minutes later my phone rang and someone told me he will like to see the fridge. He came over,examined everything and paid the money. The joy in my heart was much. I rushed to the market bought beans,came back cooked and ate with a big loaf of bread,then drank three satchet of water. I felt alive again. Believe me God exist and is still working miracles
Op I want you to do an experiment. Next time you are outta luck or hapless, pray to Flying Spaghetti Monster. Keep on doing it for one week(like you did to Yahweh) and watch how Flying Spaghetti Monster would reveal himself
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:23pm On Aug 26, 2023
cornelboy:
How can all your ways include your future that hasn't even happened yet.
Are you really asking me this 🤦🏾‍♂️
Lemme break it down. Since you're slow on the uptake.
All my ways can mean your intentions. My ways mean what I intent to do. For example, all my ways can include me sleeping, waking tomorrow morning, eating, taking a stroll etc til I die. Thats a sum total of my ways. Even my thoughts which control my ways are viewed by Yahweh (as stated clearly in those Bible verses)
Christianity Etc › Re: I Masturbated While Fasting,does It Have Any Effect On My Fast? by jaephoenix(m): 11:19pm On Aug 26, 2023
drake99:
I'm on a 1 month fasting and praying,6 to 12 is for 2weeks while 6 to 6 is for 2weeks also,I just finished the 6 to 12 yesterday,2day is my free day in order to continue the second half tomorrow

I've been having temptations since I started this prayer,satan has been sending women my way in order to spoil the fasting,I kept jumping and passing,though the urge has been there because I haven't had it for a long time,to an extend that I ejaculated before waking up from sleep every morning

Now the issue is that I masturbated today which is my free day in order to reduce the tension because I'm starting a tougher one tomorrow which is 6 to 6 which will last for another 2 weeks

The question now is,has this masturbation spoiled things for me?I still have faith that everything is still intact provided that I did it on my free day or am I wrong? I know masturbation is a sin but Its better than having it with any girl because if I did I wouldn't have been here asking questions,I would've canceled the remaining 2 weeks
Yes, you're going to hell. Any other question? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:17pm On Aug 26, 2023
cornelboy:
Does "all their ways" implies their future or their present? 🤦🏾‍♂️
When someone says 'all my ways', what do you understand by it?
Christianity Etc › Re: Where To Find A Site With News About Crypto by jaephoenix(m): 11:16pm On Aug 26, 2023
Omielen:
Hi everyone, I started crypto not too long ago and I need some news on crypto. Could you suggest a site? Thanks in advance
Is this a question or what?
A simple Google search can help you. Crypto is too huge even for OGs like me. It's like a university with faculties in NFTs, DAOs, DeFi, Mining etc. Each faculty has departments etc
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:12pm On Aug 26, 2023
Pecuman:
I have read some of ur replies to the other people trying to respond. I ain't gonna do 12 hours of work for the same thing.
Ok. Goodbye then. Have a good day
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:11pm On Aug 26, 2023
preciousee17:
Follow my quotes again.
Lol. Your quotes don't make sense.
You have dodged the Balaam story now dodge this question.
I ask you again, IS YAHWEH OMNISCIENT?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:10pm On Aug 26, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Give it any meaning you want but don't bring it close to God's word because it doesn't appear anywhere in the scriptures! wink
Give what any meaning? You're the one that said 'churchgoers' wrote dictionaries, didn't you?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:09pm On Aug 26, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Ọmọ just as trinity never appeared anywhere in the Bible but misinformed churchgoers say it has to do with the Bible that's exactly the same thing with this your Omni stuff.
So don't bring it anywhere close to the Bible because it's not found written anywhere in it. wink
Lol. You just confirmed omniscient, omnibenevolent and omnipotent are actually in the Bible. Yet you still dispute they aren't there in the bible. That's why I said you need to go back to rehab
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:07pm On Aug 26, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
So it's omni stuff that people who don't speak English were using to communicate shey? cheesy
Say what?!
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:07pm On Aug 26, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Cohabitation doesn't mean in the same building nah! cheesy

It simply means tolerance for whatever your neighbour believes as long as he or she won't harm you! smiley
Lol. This one has problems with comprehension of simple grammar. Lolest grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 11:06pm On Aug 26, 2023
cornelboy:
How does knowing the outcome of our choices the same with your bolded quoted verses 🤦🏾‍♂️
God doesn't know how many kids I'm gonna give birth to. I can decide to stay unmarried or castrate myself. Or adopt a kid. God doesn't decide that for me.

The problem today is caused by us not God.

No where did God claim he knows the outcome of our choices.

You can choose to interpret the Bible anyway you want it. It doesn't matter.

What matter is that there are people with the accurate interpretation of the scripture and they are zealously using their knowledge to make the world a better place.
Its not my interpretation. Its what is written in plain ol' English(which is difficult for you JW to grasp). Pleased what do you understand by the Bible verse where the writer says Yahweh knows all their ways?
What does that particular verse mean? I mean its literal English, which is taught in Kindergarten. Does your Kingdom Hall de-educate you folks? Wtf! grin
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 6:08pm On Aug 26, 2023
Maynman:
If there is something your god does not know he is not all knowing.
The english is straightforward na.
Bro, I'm just having a good laugh now. I didn't know there could be ignorant as poor as this. MadMax even said theists wrote all the dictionaries. grin

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