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Christianity Etc › Re: Bride Asked God To Walk Her Down The Aisle On Her Wedding Day & God Did by jaephoenix(m): 10:23pm On Apr 17, 2023
blueAgent:
You should be the one answering that question, are you not the one claiming there is no God?

Tell us how computer cars,houses ,bridges need design and brains, while Man that made them came into existence by accident.
I don't know. That's my honest answer. Then I am asking you this
A. Who created man?
B. If you say its your god, then how did u know its your favorite god? There's a thousand of them. Pick out yours and give evidence.
C. Who created your god? You cant have such a complex intelligent being and not have a creator
D. If you say he has been timeless and wasn't created, then why can't the world be timeless?
Please answer the above questions like I have been aanswering yours ad others.
Thank you
Christianity Etc › Re: All Babies Are Enemies Of God by jaephoenix(m): 10:17pm On Apr 17, 2023
Janosky:
is Yahweh 3 deities worshipped by Catholics, Anglicans, Olumba, Cherubim?

In your Bible from Genesis to Revelation, did Jesus Christ worship 3 deities of Catholics, Anglicans, Olumba, Cherubim?

What is Jesus Christ teaching you at John 7:16, John 20:17, John 9:4 & Revelation 3:12?
What deities are you talking about
Christianity Etc › Re: All Babies Are Enemies Of God by jaephoenix(m): 10:16pm On Apr 17, 2023
Janosky:
Is it difficult to Screenshot his post?

I'm not sure you understand the point Max has made in his comments.
He said JWs don't commit any sin. Are you telling me you've not been seeing them?
Christianity Etc › Re: Jews Introduced Bill To Ban Christianity In Isreal by jaephoenix(m): 10:10pm On Apr 17, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
You can't disguise for long my guy now i'm fully convinced it's you! cheesy
You're convinced I'm who? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: All Babies Are Enemies Of God by jaephoenix(m): 10:07pm On Apr 17, 2023
Janosky:
Continue your MUMU in public.

That screenshot PROVEN JWs discipline and EXPEL those involved in the abhorrent act (was published when you were nursing in your mom's arms.)
grin
Again I ask, do you even read the posts your brother Max posts here? Are there different splinter sects in JW? Cos the pair of you seem to say totally opposite stuff
Christianity Etc › Re: All Babies Are Enemies Of God by jaephoenix(m): 10:05pm On Apr 17, 2023
Janosky:

Oga,Keep on scratching your head, your symptoms are manifesting.
Yaba is not far away from you
grin grin

Jaephoenix your rendition of Acts 15:14 is Maggi and pepper rendition.
"God taking a people for His name"Acts 15:14 Bill Mounce Greek Interlinear screenshot PROVEN evidence.

God calls His people "You are witnesses,my chosen servants", Jehovah's witnesses.
2 Chronicles 7:14,"my people called by my name," says Jehovah God.

Acts 3:13, Matthew 3:16-17 Jesus Christ is a Jehovah's witness, God's chosen servant.
John 5:43," I have come in my Father's name," Jesus confessed.




Make the mistake of calling Kumuyi and Oyedepo Christendom sheeples the name "Jehovah's witnesses" & enjoy the Idi Amin VIP Treatment they would give you. Just give it a try. grin grin grin
Where does this phrase 'God taking a people for His name' denote JW? Does it occur to you Catholics, Anglicans, Olumba, Cherubim etc can claim to be those people called by yahweh? Lol
Christianity Etc › Re: All Babies Are Enemies Of God by jaephoenix(m): 10:01pm On Apr 17, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
What really baffles me about this thread is how different sects including atheists are coming to argue over what the Bible teaches even though they felt the Bible is filled with gibberish! cheesy
Harry Potter fans argue about the film. Does it mean they believe it happened?
Christianity Etc › Re: Bride Asked God To Walk Her Down The Aisle On Her Wedding Day & God Did by jaephoenix(m): 7:13pm On Apr 17, 2023
absoluteSuccess:
Please move on, I don't owe you explanations, stop feeding entitled.
Alright sir. Have a nice day then cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Bride Asked God To Walk Her Down The Aisle On Her Wedding Day & God Did by jaephoenix(m): 7:12pm On Apr 17, 2023
Ever8090:
you have not answered my question and you must answer the question or remain silent,..start with who created your parents, and the sperm and egg, how the came about their respective reproductive organs for the purpose of reproduction...I want to understand how un- intelligent process brought an intelligent being like your parents, your dad's dick, sensitive to arouse at the site of your mother's pussy, your father's flat dick quickly take a strong form to penetrate your mothers wet pussy, .......see if you don't explain all this to me and you go ahead to start spewing trash as usual again ehnn....thunder will fire that your ynash....
Ok. I have to explain neuroscience to this dude.
Lemme explain.
The brain has synapses that is linked to the hypothalamus. Arousal sends impulse from brain through the spinal cord to the nervi erigentes to the penis, which causes the corpus spongiosus to dilate and allow it to fill up with blood, thus getting turgid.
Now there is something called DNA which codes proteins. It determines everything in your body from height to the diseases you'll suffer in life.
I suggest you read up more and leave insults. Your ignorance is why you are so vile
Christianity Etc › Re: Bride Asked God To Walk Her Down The Aisle On Her Wedding Day & God Did by jaephoenix(m): 7:07pm On Apr 17, 2023
absoluteSuccess:
Bless you sir. Good fortune.

I don't coerce people into my convictions.

It's a free world, have a great time.
You don't need to coerce anyone. All you have to do is present facts and evidence. That is how smart and grown people reason. Til now you haven't presented any
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Best Argument For The Existence Of God? by jaephoenix(m): 7:04pm On Apr 17, 2023
Ken4Christ:
The first evidence is our conscience. God placed the very evidence that he exist in every human conscience. You just know but can't explain it. Those who say God doesn't exist do that in negation of the voice of their conscience.

The second evidence is the word of God contained in the Bible.

The third evidence are his works as recorded in the historical books and even the miracles that is happening before our very eyes.

The fourth evidence is the Holy Spirit. He bears witness with our spirit that we are the children of God.

The fifth evidence are the heavens and the earth he created. Only a fool can say that the present universe came by accident. An intelligent mind must have done this because everything is organized. Night and day, seasons, rotation of the earth, the sunlight and moon etc.
Flying Spaghetti Monster created us all. He stretched his noodly limbs and all man was spawned. Holy Spirit is a scam
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Best Argument For The Existence Of God? by jaephoenix(m): 7:02pm On Apr 17, 2023
Draslo:
If you ask scientists what was before the big bang, you will be hearing Singularity up and down. To me, that's evidence of God. For every action, there's a reaction. I think our brains are still too primitive to have a clear cut answer. Just like trying to figure out the size of the entire universe with just human eyes, it's impossible.
So how did this god come about?
Christianity Etc › Re: It Worked Like A Charm by jaephoenix(m): 7:01pm On Apr 17, 2023
FxMasterz:
A lie peddled by charlatans who didn't know that nobody ever said God was white. Fools who didn't know that the colonial masters were different from the missionaries and that the missionaries were not all whites.

Damned souls who do not know that Christianity does not thrive on the basis of what anyone tells you but on the basis of your own personal encounters and experience with God.

Satan has scammed your souls but it's a pity you think you're wise when actually your the most foolish of all people. The end would tell. There's no point arguing with fools. Don't mention me. I ignore fools gladly.
The missionaries worked with the colonial masters. They protected them and acted to their bidding. And if you can think, you'll see your Bible depicted Jesus as white. Remember Revelation 1:14-15 offers a clue that Jesus's hair was woolly in texture. The hairs of his head, it says, "were white as white wool, white as snow. Another passage said its flowing.
So which race has all these attributes? Keep deceiving yourself
Christianity Etc › Re: Bride Asked God To Walk Her Down The Aisle On Her Wedding Day & God Did by jaephoenix(m): 6:52pm On Apr 17, 2023
Ever8090:
The way you espouse your stupidity and think it is sensible is amazing....but wait a minute, when are you going to tell me how you came into existence?...keep that dumb " my father's sperm and my minters egg in the waste bin, it is for kids and atheist don't hold it in their armpit to argue..

I have been laughing all trough since I started reading your rubbish honestly...I have never come across a wana-be dumb atheist like you I swear..

Kindergarten points you been dropping all along...lol...

When science is the source of nature , then wan confused being is talking about God handing over his job to his creation...lol...oga,..go look for a church close to where you live and start attending, stop fooling yourself....
As expected, the slowpoke dodged all my questions and dropped another rubbish. What do you mean 'science is the source of nature'?
Christianity Etc › Re: Bride Asked God To Walk Her Down The Aisle On Her Wedding Day & God Did by jaephoenix(m): 6:50pm On Apr 17, 2023
absoluteSuccess:
I'm not trying to please you, you can form your opinion based on whatever pleases you.

Thanks.
Translation. I fvcked up. I understand your emotion. No problem. We learn everyday grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Bride Asked God To Walk Her Down The Aisle On Her Wedding Day & God Did by jaephoenix(m): 6:49pm On Apr 17, 2023
Ever8090:
he created hiv and every other evil you can think off, and the reason for it is beyond you...

You see, if you have been able to tell me how you came into existence, all this grammar wouldn't have been necessary, but your failure to understand even how you came into existence is a warning to whomever that wish to discuss with you to know that he or she is engaging a very dumb creature.

If you won't tell me how you came into existence, pls stop quoting me
I have explained how I came into existence at least twice, but it looks like its too complicated for you.
So please answer my question. Lemme repeat. Why did Yahweh create such evil viruses? He even boasted about it in his bible
Christianity Etc › Re: Bride Asked God To Walk Her Down The Aisle On Her Wedding Day & God Did by jaephoenix(m): 6:47pm On Apr 17, 2023
Ever8090:
such a dumb question,.you that don't even have the basic knowledge of the atheism you claim, how would you understand the things of God?...just continue fooling yourself untill you decide to have sense then you will know this things.

I think you answers my other question that you came into existence when your father released sperm to fertilize your mother's egg, but you failed to tell me how your father and mother came about such specific process.

You meant to tell me that your mother's pussy hole fit for long object to go in, your father's dick in a specified shape to go into your mother's pussy with a passage where the sperm had to follow into your mother's pussy all happened by chance......oga you be mumu I beg....I hat talking to foolish mumu things...

Keep that mumu explanation of " your father sperm and mother's egg" for people who are dumb like you...tell me how you came into existence and stop fooling yourself...
Lol. This is what happens when an empty fool talks. grin
Bro, do you know the human cervix actually attacks sperms and treat them as foreign bodies? Out of the millions of sperm released only a few handful survives that onslaught. Most times they don't make it to the ampulla of the fallopian tubes. And so the woman doesn't get pregnant in that cycle.
My point is, there's no perfect design to the human body. I asked you why babies are born without head, neck, or born with deformed organs, but like a deluded and demented theist, you didn't answer the question, but instead rained more insults cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Bride Asked God To Walk Her Down The Aisle On Her Wedding Day & God Did by jaephoenix(m): 6:41pm On Apr 17, 2023
blueAgent:
Clown.

You have faith in Google that could not exist without some white dudes setting it up, but you believe that you and humans came into existence by accident.

Your brain need rework.
So how did we come into existence
Christianity Etc › Re: Bride Asked God To Walk Her Down The Aisle On Her Wedding Day & God Did by jaephoenix(m): 6:14pm On Apr 17, 2023
absoluteSuccess:
If the maker of my phone have to interfere everytime I'm having problem with my phone, I think we all have a problem and there would be chaos. He has to meet every user to repair and listen to real complaints and childish ones too.

Let him put the right features ahead of me so much that in the course of using the phone, I got to be experienced, thereby, the questions I couldn't formulate are already answered by the manufacturer. He could have experience centers where I can occasionally breeze in and have my needs met or be free to switch.

Now who is this manufacturer and how does he think in my favor? Because he knows my needs and have created a look alike solutions ahead of time, before my experience could match the product benefits. I didn't asked for the product, but from his creative ingenuity he did and I seems to love the product and take possession of it as mine.

You can't produce a product for a market that doesn't exist, then who is this manufacturer? He is definitely a thinker who think "solutions" into his products before they emerge. So, God thought life to existence and it reveals him as the Creator. Life mimics the attributes of a designer who wants it's products to be self sufficient.

We don't need to meet God to know him, God is like "SCIENCE" we know who he is from what we have seen in the attributes of creations, and as humans, we call him "Abba Father" because we are not goats. He doesn't need to meet all our needs to be God, we're not the God that must be pleased.

Goats too could have a name for him as GOAT of all time, in respect to man he takes the shape of our power and the Excellency of our qualities, hence he's described in Anthropomorphic names. He never asked anyone anything, just enjoy your stay in creation.

His qualities are personified in Christ.
Most of the stuff you typed there are just plain crap or meaningless.
The only thing I can understand is the bolded.
Are you aware phone OEMs lock phone bootloaders to prevent us fvcking the phone up? They also release regular OTA updates that make the phones better and patches some security flaws. Not only that, some retrieve the phones when they have problems and give you brand new ones at no costs. Some even replace parts free of charge. Online post sale service channels also exist where problems are fixed.
So think again. Your phone/phone OEM analogy falls flat on its face
Christianity Etc › Re: Bride Asked God To Walk Her Down The Aisle On Her Wedding Day & God Did by jaephoenix(m): 6:05pm On Apr 17, 2023
absoluteSuccess:
You can read my earlier post on him, the material attached is informative enough.

Thanks.
Ir said the same thing I did. What's your point?
Christianity Etc › Re: Bride Asked God To Walk Her Down The Aisle On Her Wedding Day & God Did by jaephoenix(m): 6:05pm On Apr 17, 2023
absoluteSuccess:
Who made these things? They are all man-made.

Who made the man who made all this things (if credit must go to someone)?

Who made the atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

In the heart of man resides the evil and good, the choice is yours.

Don't bully if your choice is not my choice. You are a slave to freewill, I'm a slave to conscience.

There's no total freedom anywhere, government is the God you can see.
So which God created man, and how do you know its your favorite sky daddy
Christianity Etc › Re: Bride Asked God To Walk Her Down The Aisle On Her Wedding Day & God Did by jaephoenix(m): 6:03pm On Apr 17, 2023
twilliamx:
The problem you have is that you can not fathom a God that created this complicated earth/universe will have time to be sending rainbows just because of one person, well that's how special he takes you. I hope it's not your dying bed before you realise this instead of you to enjoy him now while you are alive and well.
Anyways whenever you feel you are in a jam that you can't get yourself out of don't hesitate to call on Jesus. He won't mind all this foolish things you have said earlier and will still come to your rescue
Enjoy him like those Owo churchgoers did? Or Deborah that was slain in the North ?Or the 6 million Jews did? Or the millions of Christians worldwide that died violently did?
No thanks bro. I'll pass
Christianity Etc › Re: Bride Asked God To Walk Her Down The Aisle On Her Wedding Day & God Did by jaephoenix(m): 6:01pm On Apr 17, 2023
LordReed:
How about the Batman Arkham series and the new Arkham Knights, I love that style of open world. I played the 1st RDR and I was overwhelmed by all that you have to or can do.
Just play RDR2. You'll understand. That shit is so fvcking open world.
I used to like superhero games, but somehow I don't dig them again. Maybe its boring. Dunno
Christianity Etc › Re: Bride Asked God To Walk Her Down The Aisle On Her Wedding Day & God Did by jaephoenix(m): 5:59pm On Apr 17, 2023
Ever8090:
You no just get sense at all......

The science that made all those things you claim he made, who made it?....
Ok, so Yahweh handed his job of healing and problem solving to science, which is controlled by people who rejects his existence. That's smart grin
So when is Yahweh gonna make science to create good blood substitutes?
Or better still make science to stop neonatal jaundice babies from having cerebral palsy later in life.
By the way,I hope you know science doesn't believe a higher being and rejects religion. So you mean Yahweh created science so that science would expose religion as fraud? grin
Really theism is for the daft grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Bride Asked God To Walk Her Down The Aisle On Her Wedding Day & God Did by jaephoenix(m): 5:54pm On Apr 17, 2023
Ever8090:
So...wetin come happen?
So it means he's talking rubbish. grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Bride Asked God To Walk Her Down The Aisle On Her Wedding Day & God Did by jaephoenix(m): 5:53pm On Apr 17, 2023
Ever8090:
what is he researching when he has said it all? Should it master to you that he even found a "God" in the first place...I have told you things time without number, go and look for something good to do with your life and stop fooling yourself claiming atheism that you know nothing about...
Its like you have comprehension issues. Voltaire was against Christianity, so which god did he find? Answer, dummy
Christianity Etc › Re: Bride Asked God To Walk Her Down The Aisle On Her Wedding Day & God Did by jaephoenix(m): 5:47pm On Apr 17, 2023
Ever8090:
He is definitely not a stupid person but you are, you are not just stupid but foolish at the same time and you know it..you are not even a smart atheist, for to be using such old line of argument that atheist has already abandoned when its obvious it makes them sound stupid and foolish.

They are using technology yen..yen...yen..yen...and in your small mind now, you are wise lol...

Technology did not come into existence by chance the way you believe you did, it was created and developed by an intelligent being but you want me to believe that the intelligent being ( human ) came into existence by chance or there is something else you meant to say.

Stop fooling yourself, acting an wana-be atheist that you know nothing about and can't even analyze or defend.

Guy...you mumu no be small, I spit on your head...taaaaa....

See you see atheist 😁
I see you aren't only daft, but corrosive. You love insults let it flow. But don't go calling atheists insolent and unruly.
Just so you know, he's right. You guys drum it into our ears that there's nothing Yahweh cannot do, but you in fact don't experience any miracles. How did Yahweh create science? Are you sure you even know what science means? It means studying the environment and analyzing it critically. If Yahweh created science how come he has made science to cure amputees, eradicate cancer etc.
And how is man an intelligent being? Are you aware how deficient and vulnerable we are? And let's assume Yahweh created the world and all the beings, so he made anthrax, HIV etc to decimate his own creation?
You guys have refused to use your brain
Christianity Etc › Re: Bride Asked God To Walk Her Down The Aisle On Her Wedding Day & God Did by jaephoenix(m): 5:41pm On Apr 17, 2023
Ever8090:
check the meaning of the word you used and see if I was wrong to say you are not an atheist but a confused being
Even from your screenshot, you can see 'vulgar epithet' as one of the meanings of curse, but your theist addled brain couldn’t process it.
Of course you don't know what 'vulgar epithet' is, so I got a screenshot to educate you on what it is.
De nada grin

Christianity Etc › Re: Bride Asked God To Walk Her Down The Aisle On Her Wedding Day & God Did by jaephoenix(m): 5:36pm On Apr 17, 2023
Ever8090:
so what "hoisted" that "thing " on my neck,supposed "design" to "perform' that function that is operating in you and me?.....or you mean to tail me it was placed there to such specification by chance or by an unintelligent occurrence?
Do you know some babies are born without heads, necks, hands, legs etc. How come such intelligent design fails at crucial stages in embryogenesis?
Christianity Etc › Re: Bride Asked God To Walk Her Down The Aisle On Her Wedding Day & God Did by jaephoenix(m): 5:33pm On Apr 17, 2023
Ever8090:
I was created by an intelligent and supernatural being...and youhuh?
I keep on telling you folks, I came into existence when my pops sperm fused with my moms egg. Is that too much understand? I didn't come through a spiritual mumbo jumbo.
By the way, if you were intelligently made, how come your 'intelligent' immune system still succumb to diseases, and still rely on vaccines and drugs to survive?
Christianity Etc › Re: All Babies Are Enemies Of God by jaephoenix(m): 5:25pm On Apr 17, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Janosky spoke from the perspective of a parent who is FAITHFUL, my child is God's enemy from conception but due to being a faithful servant of God such a fetus is in my plan that whatever it will cost me i must make sure i inculcate in him God's standard.
So unlike the children of a faithless miscreant who is DEAD {Luke 9:60} my own child is already a prospective JW but then like the powerful archer {Psalms 127:3-4} i must do everything manly possible to inculcate the laws of my God in him otherwise i will miss him in God's Kingdom! Deuteronomy 6:6-7 wink
So you mean you're not a faithful servant of Yahweh? grin
Christianity Etc › Re: All Babies Are Enemies Of God by jaephoenix(m): 5:22pm On Apr 17, 2023
oteneaaron:
This is interesting.

Jehovah's Witnesses don't care where the money comes from.

I'm sure if they were in the shoes of that charity organization you mentioned above, they definitely wouldn't mind.

Even if the money comes from the sale of weapons of mass destruction or from a Gambling Authority, they don't care.

For Jehovah's Witnesses, the end always justifies the means.
Watch out, Max and his gang would come and defend his crew.
Imagine a non-christian organization rejecting tainted money, and a so-called Christian organization that should be showing example, is doing just the opposite

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