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stinflame:
So sad �, a relationship with dramas aren't worth it.

Sincerely!

jaszplus12:
Aaaah...mine are a dating couple. They fight to finish, lady will curse and cuss...tell the guy to return all the cash she loaned him, she'll then take Uber and return to her father's house...3 weeks later, she go return, smiling! It happened 3 times, and since I moved to the place, she became familiar with my wife, each time they fight she comes crying to our apartment.
Last fight I witnessed was bloody! Broken glass, windows and plates! She threatened the guy with a knife. I stepped in and separated them tactfully. I advised her to go back to her dad...as I saw her to the cab I asked why she would say her guy should die only for her to later desire his d.ick. she laughed. Anyway I spoke to the guy thinking I was doing a good thing, cos I advised him to stay away from her for a while to gather his thoughts...I was a fool...the guy turned out to dislike me!
Anyway, I've moved out from there... but I know they're still together!

Update:
News just filtered in on this couple, the guy involved has passed!
The girl called to inform us he had an accident a month ago and was in a coma. He came round and seemed to be recovering, unfortunately it's not so.
This girl called and said they had separated (as usual) and the words she said before hanging up the phone shows the true nature of what the relationship was all about.
She said "I pity this boy"
So...people, when making choices be honest and true, and careful too. Cheers.

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Officialgarri:
This is a communal clash. What's wrong with Sahara reporters? Many communities are in constant tension and some go ahead to recruit machineries from Taraba and other neighboring states.
This was the business Gana was into before he was murdered by the military when he became intolerable.

Funny enough, where this incident occurred is Governor Ortom's hometown o. Such a failure called governor. He has the security of his state under his command but keep pointing fingers at someone in far away Abuja .

Only God knows what Benue state has done wrong to him that he chose to give them useless leaders like Gabriel Suswam and Samuel Ortom respectively

Thanks for observation. Most of these attacks are communal clashes between jukun and tiv which has been going on for years! How many times do you hear of attacks on idoma land? The governor needs to come clean...

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na wa oooo, hope its the same way Dubai that he travels to developed! Even there beer is allowed. Any way...let it remain so in his territory

marveangel:
I'm not one to judge but how is an adulterer/fornicator performing miracles? on whose anointing? This is why this whole Christianity thing annoys me, and some people in that church will tell you "it's Grace".

I would have said on the last day, but wo side I no even believe all those last days gist.

Hear what Jesus said: not everyone that calls me Lord shall inherit the kingdom of my father... Except those that do the will of my father. Many will say onto me ON THAT DAY, we performed miracles... etc in your name, but I will say to them... DEPART FROM ME YOU WORKERS OF INIQUITY... Matt 7:21 to 24...

Ishilove:
I can imagine, in this age of "men are polygamous by nature".

The temptations are there... But 5 minutes of pleasure could be 50 years of torture and consequences!! Not worth it IMHO!

Ishilove:
This is very inspiring

Thanks ma'am.... It takes a lot of discipline too...

Obviously he thought he could get away with it!
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chatinent:
I fear you.

What is the cause of this "fear"?

Scaryface:
But now you dey dig anything

No sir...I've been digging one well for over 25 years now...what about you?

Ishilove:
Buhahaha! Hilarious.

I once asked my dad what copulation means. My dad referred me to my mum. Mum referred me back to my dad. Dad asks me where I heard the word from and I told him my Integrated Science teacher asked us to ask our parents the meaning.

After several moments of awkward silence, dad changed the subject and never responded. Imagine my extreme trauma when I discovered in JSS 3 that babies are born via the vagina, and not the navel as I had been led to believe all my life. I wasn't myself for a week.

I discovered in my integrated science book that pregnancy occurs when a male inserts his organ into the female organ....I was shocked, traumatized and bewildered for months! I couldn't look at my parents for a long time! I now saw them differently.
Each time I wanted to pee, the horror of the thought of inserting my organ into a female drove me mad....oh!!

Vanzcharles:
Congratulations to you man. I hope you get married soon and have more kids.

Yea....congrats to him , hope he gets married soon, add one more kid and that's all! From thence let him begin the job of training....

FalseProphet1:
He's right anyways...he's not dying anytime soon.

This I have seen.

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Great writing style.
True it is that some of these little lasses talk and act mature... But its up to the man to be cautious and help them understand their vulnerability and keep them at arm's length... They're tooooooooo fragile, if broken now...they'll shatter into a thousand pieces!

Seen it happen o. Not just date, the dude married the gal.
Here's the story: two guys are roommates Andy and Paul (not their real names) Andy has a galfriend, she sleeps at the lodge occasionally even with Paul around... Well at their final year at the university, Andy decides he's had enough of the gal and tells her so... Behind him Paul goes to tell her he likes her...she's shocked... Refuses...
Paul insists...after grad, traces her to her village, proposes to her... Today they have 2 kids...
For me....I can't.

Richy4:
I thought it was at Eagle Square, Abuja that students/ pupils do gather those days for children's day ... Or was it only Secondary schools that usually gather there? I can't remember though..

No Sir... eagle square came to being from 1990s.... I'm talking about 1983....it was held at Demonstration primary school Gwagwalada.

Funny that this lady is now complaining. Unfortunately the heart of man is wicked. If not why would a man do that? Why not come clean from the onset?
Women are also guilty of this kind of deceit, before marriage they're angels ready to do anything to make you "happy"! Few years into married life, the true colors begin to display!! So, she should bear with it and learn to cope... accept the man and his office, thankfully it's not yahoo or mafioso or criminality!

Misternas89:
She was truly carried away and that shows she’s been eager to get married at all cost. Some stupid pressures I guess, maybe peer or whatever

Just checking his fingers would have given him away!

Happy children's day!
This used to exit us as kids back then in Nigeria, now I can't say!
Anyway, on this day 38 years ago the excitement could be felt everywhere! I was selected to march for the school and also in the soccer team that would play against Demonstration primary school Gwagwalada! The bus that would pick us was already warming up, the driver was honking his horn thereby increasing our excitement!
Soon we hit the road to suleja then picked up some more pupils at Field base suleja before proceeding to Gwagwalada.
The whole place was teeming with excited pupils from so many schools...
Soon the march past started...smart and clean...we sniggered at the "village" schools that looked to impress us "city" schools! Most of the pupils had shiny faces from rubbing Vaseline to look smart!
Anyway, results were announced, and we realized we didn't even make the top three schools! Disappointed!!!
So, we went and had lunch... soccer was to be played in an hour or so...
As soon as the game started...the clouds began to darken...
Soon Demonstration primary school were up by 2 goals! Our hearts sank...but we played on!!
Second half....the rains came....and we conceded more goals!! Though we managed to score one through a free kick but, The end: 4-1!!!
Our goalkeeper who was chewing gum at the beginning of the match was now looking glum!!
So....that day ended up....we felt bad... but we still enjoyed the trip back to jabi!
Do you remember your Children's day celebration?
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Dat2jo:
I don laff tire here. See as the supposed driver carry mouth up dey snore

Gaskiya na me laugh pass you! Oooooohhhh Lord! See direba(driver!)