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Travel › Re: Man Thanks God As He Emerges Unhurt From Ghastly Accident by jaszplus12(m): 8:13pm On Feb 02, 2022
Ykc2:
By just looking at the suv he was over speeding
Nothing more! Speed!!!
I don't know if panelbeater can fix this one o! Na to sell as scrap
Romance › Re: Man Faints In Church Alter After Girlfriend Rejected His Proposal (photos) by jaszplus12(m): 7:48pm On Jan 30, 2022
teeste:
Stupid boy...
In fact... astronomically very stupid boy!!
Celebrities › Re: Nollywood Actress Sets Internet On Fire With Her N*de Pics. by jaszplus12(m): 6:17pm On Jan 27, 2022
Congratulations �!
Question: will they get a big welcome when they get a rousing welcome from their parentshuh
Will parents receive money from these ladies after seeing them like this?
Romance › Re: Help! Her Ex Moved Into Her Compound by jaszplus12(m): 6:08pm On Jan 27, 2022
My ex, your ex, her ex, his ex! Exes everywhere!!! The alphabet that follows X is ..Y! So why exes everywherehuh
A time shall come when the exes become squared x²!! Then coefficients begin to be added my 3x²!! Then we'll be left with quadratic and simultaneous equations....all because of relationship!! Hmmmm...God help us
Nairaland General › Re: The Big Python We Caught Alive In North-East by jaszplus12(m): 11:34pm On Jan 25, 2022
Haakeem:
Ur topic they mislead people fah....una don kill the snake na.

Lala food is ready, should it be served, hot, cold or raw?
Funny I was rushing into the thread to congratulate him for showing us before and after pictures.... only to be disappointed!! And....misled!!
Sports › Re: Cameroon Vs Comoros: AFCON 2021 Round-of-16 : (2 - 1) On 24th January 2022 by jaszplus12(m): 9:09pm On Jan 24, 2022
sharpwriter:
If na the afro one, na Rene Higuita be dat, Colombian keeper. Na Higuita dey use scorpion kick cheesy

Campos and Higuita use the same style though.

Cc: jaszplus12
Yeaaaaaaa!! Thanks for the correction brother!
Sports › Re: Cameroon Vs Comoros: AFCON 2021 Round-of-16 : (2 - 1) On 24th January 2022 by jaszplus12(m): 8:52pm On Jan 24, 2022
Ekaka1:
Fine boy Afro too grin
You know him Wella!!
Sports › Re: Cameroon Vs Comoros: AFCON 2021 Round-of-16 : (2 - 1) On 24th January 2022 by jaszplus12(m): 8:43pm On Jan 24, 2022
Ekaka1:
Exactly...but campos was a very agile keeper inpite of his brief statue...he worked wonders as a shot stopper cheesy
Always dressed in electric florescent colors!!
Sports › Re: Cameroon Vs Comoros: AFCON 2021 Round-of-16 : (2 - 1) On 24th January 2022 by jaszplus12(m): 8:33pm On Jan 24, 2022
Ekaka1:
This Comoros goal keeper is taking a lot of risk..
Perhaps because he's a make shift keeper....I mean he's not tall yet he's always leaving his lines and far too grin
Like Jorge Campos of Mexico in the 1990s!!
Sports › Re: Cameroon Vs Comoros: AFCON 2021 Round-of-16 : (2 - 1) On 24th January 2022 by jaszplus12(m): 8:31pm On Jan 24, 2022
Watch that Comoros keeper... he's playing a dual role...keeper and defender!! I love that...
Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by jaszplus12(m): 8:43pm On Jan 23, 2022
Troost Ekong, I love your commanding stance at the back...keshi confidence!!
Romance › Re: What's The Weirdest Reason You Fell In Love With Someone? by jaszplus12(m): 11:51am On Jan 20, 2022
talk2hb1:
Her Trust in Me, She Believed I can do anything
Same here!!
Food › Re: Snake In My Pot!!!! by jaszplus12(m): 1:44pm On Jan 10, 2022
Lavisha:
The pot is legendary
at first glance i thought some druids were making a magic portion with the pot ooo!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Agriculture › Re: I Was Almost Bitten By This Puff Adder In My Corn Farm In Kaduna (Pictures) by jaszplus12(m): 6:43pm On Jan 09, 2022
daddytime:
Na live viper you grab like who hold toy like this?

Na which kind jazz be your own?

Wehdone sir...

Dem don catch lalasticlala alive...

Patronize my siggy
Grrreeeattt!! this is the kind of snake story that should hit front page! wicked snake and then caught alive!!! Any other one that shows the after caught and kill story should be relegated! OP you try....
Phones › Re: Man In Pain After Receiving Fake Iphone 12 From Us-based Uncle by jaszplus12(m): 9:55pm On Jan 05, 2022
Aidejay:
I suspect the uncle.
Hope the uncle doesn't suspect you suspect him! grin
Autos › Re: Sold!!!Just Offloaded Tokunbo Lexus ES330 2003@2.250 Last! by jaszplus12(m): 2:31pm On Jan 04, 2022
OP please look for a more decent plae to park and photograph this sweet ride cos the surroundings usually add to the appeal...you gerrit??
Romance › Re: My Friend Wants To Come To My Parents House With His Girlfriend To Have Sex. by jaszplus12(m): 10:18am On Jan 03, 2022
yanabasee:
Op listen to this guy....



Any man who thinks that he's grown and should keep a woman should get a house or enough money to pay for a motel and not look for a free room to satisfy himself....
Thanks for advicing the OP. Besides the girl join for stupidity. She is dating a guy who has no capacity for ordinary umbrella to cover her!! Piece of something I don't want to mention


That girl or guy could die during the process and your innocent parents will be locked up for something they're not aware of...
Romance › Re: My Friend Wants To Come To My Parents House With His Girlfriend To Have Sex. by jaszplus12(m): 10:17am On Jan 03, 2022
yanabasee:
Op listen to this guy....



Any man who thinks that he's grown and should keep a woman should get a house or enough money to pay for a motel and not look for a free room to satisfy himself....
Thanks for advicing the OP. Besides the girl join for stupidity. She is dating a guy who has no capacity for ordinary umbrella to cover her!! Piece of ....


That girl or guy could die during the process and your innocent parents will be locked up for something they're not aware of...
Christianity Etc › Re: Dr Paul Enenche's 2022 Prophecies (Video) by jaszplus12(m): 4:10pm On Jan 01, 2022
ersonleads:
Some persons saying some pastors are fraudsters with prophesies are not wise enough to know that prophesies or declarations in what ever way u understand only comes to pass to those that key in with faith & prayers. If you serve God in all truth & giving God your all this year there is no way you won't be a testimony but letting God to speak through his servants to you & u still living in iniquity, waiting for a change from dimension to dimensions will not work out. God wants men & women that will give their all to him experience his splendor of glory this 2022
ReAD Heb 6:18
God CANNOT use lies and liars to glorify himself!! Year in year out these people who claim God's servants have failed to prove themselves to anyone except those who still believe in them!
Open your eyes and let the bible speak to you
Christianity Etc › Re: Dr Paul Enenche's 2022 Prophecies (Video) by jaszplus12(m): 4:01pm On Jan 01, 2022
All I see is mere guessing attached with a "prayer"!
Prophecy in the bible isn't nebulous but time and place given and never fails. Even where names are not mentioned title or equivalent is mentioned and it's seen by all to serve as proof of a living God!!!
When all the "men of god" are done with their guessing, let's put them side by side you will see that their messages conflict each other...yet they claim it's all from God! But perfectly we know God isn't the author of confusion! 1cor14:33
Crime › Re: 2 Teenagers Aged 18 And 13 Arrested For Kidnapping 8-Year-Old Girl In Edo (Pix) by jaszplus12(m): 8:51am On Jan 01, 2022
Hmmmm....in Godstime your Destiny will be your Testimony!!!
Wicked boys, but God pass them. May God protect our children from evil! Amen!
Family › Re: 19-Year-Old Boy Slaps, Beats His Grandmom Over Food In Lagos (Pix, Video) by jaszplus12(m): 2:10pm On Dec 28, 2021
HE IS VERY LUCKY HE DOES NOT LIVE WITH SOMEONE LIKE ME!!!
Health › Re: Black Soot: Early Morning Weather Condition In Rivers State by jaszplus12(m): 4:49pm On Dec 25, 2021
GboyegaD:
Man's inhumanity to man. Despite the noise about the soot, illegal refineries are still in operation.
And the operators will arm themselves to defend their business
Romance › Re: See How Am Celebrating My Christmas Today(pics) by jaszplus12(m): 1:48pm On Dec 25, 2021
God bless you OP. You're kindhearted.
Thanks on behalf of those who got something.
As Dem do for una make una do for others o!
Health › Re: Celebrating One Year Of Abstinence From Sugary Drinks by jaszplus12(m): 1:06pm On Dec 25, 2021
NovesaTillie:
Hurray cheesy cheesy
I think it's worth celebrating my one year anniversary away from taking soft drinks and any kind of Sugary drinks especially because I was so addicted to the extent of drinking 5 bottles of soft drink everyday. It started like a movie and before I knew it, one plastic bottle of soft drink couldn't satisfy me anymore.

From substituting water with soft drink especially during the lock down whenever I had my meal or felt dehydrated to just drinking it for fun and I loved it chilled.
Each time I finished drinking it there was this burst of energy and happiness that follows sad.
I remember a particular weekend when I didn't have any cash on me I begged the neighborhood store to give me a pack of Coca-Cola drink to take me for the weekend till workday before I paid for it.

Then towards the last quarter of the year last year, I started noticing how yellowish my urine became and it dawned on me that I needed to cut down on the intake and so my journey began. It was a tough one because I was already used to taking 5-6 pet bottles daily. But I started by reducing by 1 bottle each week and replacing it with water. By December last year I firmly decided to put an end to what had become my addiction.
Now here I am today, healthier and happier.
No matter how chilled or iced, so far it's soft drink I won't take it. Even at work, when lunch is served I always consciously change my drink for water.
Then at home, whenever the urge came I replaced it with taking fresh fruits juices and smoothies which I make myself..
Congratulations buddy! Great move, been off sugars over two years myself.
Romance › Re: See what village people did to me because of food I posted . by jaszplus12(m): 8:04pm On Dec 21, 2021
duro4chang:
You get it . But it must be pure white.
Spotless! grin
Romance › Re: See what village people did to me because of food I posted . by jaszplus12(m): 5:13pm On Dec 21, 2021
duro4chang:
You need to do some sacrifices oo. Try to get a white vulture, white cobra, white tortoise,white leopard and a white pouched rat. We will use the sacrifice to appease the village people on nairaland. That offering of appeasement.
....let him add one dinosaur too
Romance › Re: How Did You Have Sex With Your Wife On The Same Bed With Ur Child by jaszplus12(m): 8:04pm On Dec 13, 2021
MufasaLion:
grin grin grin

No sex for you till he clocks 18. I like the boy. grin
Were you like thathuh grin
Food › Re: Pregnant Python Killed This Morning. See Picture Inside by jaszplus12(m): 4:56pm On Dec 11, 2021
We have seen the drama of the AFTER killing.

Where is the drama of the BEFORE killing??
Family › Re: Genotype: I'm The Only One Still Living In This Picture - Man by jaszplus12(m): 12:04pm On Dec 11, 2021
MsFaith:
But love is blind
Yea, until the trials come, then scales fall off!
Food › Re: Big Snake Killed By A Nairalander Today!! by jaszplus12(m): 9:01pm On Dec 10, 2021
kingsoncj:
A nairalander killed a snake and turned it to meat.
Where are the BEFORE you killed it pictures? Was it docile or aggressive towards you? Was it moving or stationary?

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