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Boomboost:
Some talk na air with sound...

The one wey she wear wey person test come comot for body?

What type of BS is this? Even here in the US wealthy and informed people go to dollar general to get used cloth? Why is she chasing clout? How much does she have in her bank account?Is she better, wealthier or more educated than those who patronize okay business? Go and sleep Joor!!!

TheRareGem1:
The Vice President Yemi Osinbajo delivers keynote remarks at the 2021 Liquified Petroleum Gas Week in Dubai, UAE an event that would run from Tuesday through Thursday.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CXLRNtJrdqL/?utm_medium=copy_link

Mr. Osibanjo, you should be ashamed of yourself. You are so shameless to travel to Dubai and give a lecture on liquefied Petrogas, and yet with all the abundant natural gas deposits we have in Nigeria, your government can’t make provision to refine it for local consumption. It’s a shame Pastor.I hope you did not fail to include the fact that your government is either incapable or unwilling to provide refineries to help your citizens.

AllahIsSatan:
Text of Press Briefing by the Hon Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed, on the decision by Britain to put Nigeria on its Red List over Covid-19….in Abuja on Monday, Dec. 6 2021



https://gazettengr.com/britain-banned-nigeria-for-being-black-poor-buhari-regime-will-retaliate-lai-mohammed/?utm_source=ReviveOldPost&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ReviveOldPost

You are very foolish. Apostle of lies, deceit and incoherence.
Every responsible government is taking steps to contain the spread of viral infections. The ban meted out to Nigeria and other affected countries has nothing to do with politics. It is driven purely on empirical scientific evidences.

And to think that a few dozen cases of omicron will not warrant the ban is nothing but pure idiocy.
We have leaders who can’t think outside the box.
In this age and time, Lai Mohammed is still living in Stone Age.
Britain and Canada are super powers. They’ve taken steps to protect their citizens from the spread of Omicron virus. What is the FG of Nigeria doing to protect her own?
Nonsense and Lai Mohammed. When you wake up from your slumber, maybe we might have an original thought to share.

AllahIsSatan:
https://dailytrust.com/bandits-may-destroy-super-tucano-jets-in-niger-rep-cries-out

It is quite unfortunate that Northern Nigeria export poverty, backwardness, stagnation, illiteracy, hunger and other socially ill behaviours.
That's what they get from breeding like rabbit.

Strongdickfresh:
Civil Engineering is an occupation for intelligent, social, smart and hard-working people with great sense of humour. As a civil engineering graduate or undergraduate, you're expected to be civil and think ahead by relating with people of all walks of life. Also, you're expected to be well equipped with the technical know-how to succeed. Civil engineering is not mainly grammatical profession but practically and design skills related in addition to management and negotiation attributes.

I was 14 years old when I was offered admission to study building technology at Delta States Polytechnic, Ozoro. During my 2 years of study, I was able to think ahead, relate with different people and established a good relationship. I met someone who advised me to go for building/civil engineering designs, costing and construction skill during my industrial training. During my 1 year industrial training I didn't focus on making money but on how to get the technical know-how to succeed in the construction field. I learnt how to design all types of buildings using software such as AutoCAD, Revit, ArchiCad etc. I also learnt structural analysis. A year later, I was offered admission to study Civil engineering at Delta States University. While in the University, I always sell myself, designing, analysis and costing skills to others. I also taught a lot of my colleagues and other engineering departmental guys how to design using engineering softwares. In so doing, I became popular among my engineering collagues and others regarding designs, analysis, costing and project execution/supervision. I do get small designs and construction contracts of residential buildings. While in the University I was leaving well and responsible for paying all my tuition fees without bothering my parents. All my family members, friends, church members aand neighbors are aware of my expertise in building/civil designs, analysis, costing, construction and supervision.

On a fateful day after my graduation from the University, I got a call from a strange number. I answered and was told someone gave my phone number regarding execution of a building/civil construction projects. With joy in my heart, I said yes I can handle any kind of building/civil engineering projects. He responded, I will get back to you in two days time.

I was wondering if the person wanted to play or fool me. So, in 2 days time, I got another call from the same person. He said, come to my house and let discuss. When I got to his house, he asked if I can design and handle an estate project ? I boldly said yes with smile. He briefed me on the proposed estate design and how they wanted it. He said go and work on the design without giving me a Kobo. However, I was surprised and curious to know how he got my contact. So, I politely asked him, sir, may I know who recommended me? He said, his son who attended Delta States Polytechnic, Ozoro told him about me. Meanwhile, I couldn't clearly figure out the name of his son, because the dad didn't introduce his full self to me. I couldn't recognized him because he was abroad for many years. He just returned to Nigeria 3 months ago of which I had move out from that location. As I was discussing with the dad, the son showed up smiling at me. So, I suddenly recall how I was a close pal of him back in the Polytechnics days. We do hangout together and discuss the future ahead.

I was really happy because I knew this is an opportunity to sell myself and expertise. I came up with 3 different good design concepts and presented to the man. 2 weeks later, I was invited to explain the 3 design concepts. I did as i was directed. Behold, they were impressed and told me to do the costing. I had to run a thorough costing of the proposed project which was six hundred and seventy five million naira (N675,000,000.00) only.

They all accepted and adopted the costing to be N670,000,000. To my greatest joy, the project was awarded for me to supervised. They brought 4 other site engineers while I was contracted to be the project superviser and Manager.

I was asked to drop my account details of which I did. 3 weeks later, I got an alert of 200,000,000.00 million naira as mobilisation and to get the project started.
When I got to the bank the next day, to my shock, my bank account has been frozen. I had to submit credentials to upgrade my account because I was still using student account. The project was executed and commissioned without any failure. I delivered excellently and the man and his family, friends and workers were impressed.

I made my first good 7 figures from this project and since then till date, the story has been more successful with good earnings of 7 figures through building/civil engineering.

Civil engineering is still one of the best course to study. However, you have to be serious during your years in the Polytechnics or University and during your industrial training. Equip youself and be prepared for any design, analysis, costing and construction opportunities/tasks that may come your way regarding your course of study. Opportunities are always opened for civil engineering graduates and undergraduates but the problem is that most of them lack the technical know-how to deliver excellently and succeed if given a project to handle. The first to fifth/tenth projects you will handle as civil engineering graduate or undergraduate will determine if you will go far in the profession or not based on your performance. These projects will always speak on your behalf and determine if you're worthy of recommendation. People will start to search for you and hire your services if you're able to deliver excellently handling contracts and projects.


Thanks.

My brother,

Reading your story is very inspiring.One takeaway from the story is that you're an honest, studious and hard-working man. You've allowing good work ethics and decorum to be a focus of your life and not chasing shadows. I am a Controls/Automation engineer and from my life's experiences, hard work, honesty, humility and above all faith in Jehovah God your maker pays.
Please keep up the good work! More Grace!

siofra:
You're mad for comparing a Nigerian to a Chinese woman raised in the US. Have you seen the situation of this country? Don't you see the how bad things are in Nigeria? With poverty everywhere? You're comparing women in the poverty capital of the world to the US not even South Africa o or India sef, it is the United States of America.

Aunty,

You can do better than this. Can I shock you? Even Nigerian girls/Women here in the U S who are well off financially are no different from the one back in Nigeria. It’s in you people It’s a culture misnomer

siofra:
All these broke boys on here. Maybe sēun should make nairaland a paid site so that you people will reduce.

They are not broke They are saying the truth. I have a Chinese girl who was born and raise here in the U S( San Francisco) to be precise. She’s a neurologist and now studying to become a neurosurgeon. You see the mentality of entitlement is inherent in a typical Nigerian girl/woman. My girlfriend takes me to a restaurant and we share the bills. Even when I sometimes offer to augment her bills for rent, car note and insurance , she prefers to either take a loan from me and pay back later or simply get another credit card. A Nigerian woman feels it her right to be given and for the most part brings nothing meaningful or resourceful to the relationship other than sex, which is perhaps the cheapest thing here.

[quote author= post=106980796]For those children of hate, frustrations and perdition happy and gloating about this sad news,
The next explosion/bomb na for una bald head e go land.
Bunch of evil people.

Nigeria will win this war whether the evil ones like it or not.

(If you are one of the aforementioned, quote this
post,
Let sane, honest and good Nairalanders know you today!)[/quote]Oga

I am not a child of hate or perdition. There was a terrorist attack on the railway and train. The terrorists are the real children of hate and perdition, and not an innocent nairalander who may be innocent in offering criticism or commendations
Hon Amaechi said the govt will deploy digital security sensors…….hahahahahah very funny. Will the signals from these sensors be relayed to dss, police or military formations? Even if they were how will that prevent the attack ? You bunch are all jokers.

Jaycee07:
I beg to differ Sir.Any nation that fails to shore up its foreign exchange through sustainable input like manufacturing, agro-export and other science and tech driven entities can only expect to see what we are currently witnessing. The dwindling gains of FOREX in Nigeria is very deserving.
And let's face it, the true value of naira should be between 800 to 1000 naira /dollar if the CBN allows market forces and demand and supply to take its course. What do we produce? We are a consuming nation. This economic whirlwind that's blowing was caused. It could have been averted and I dare say that it can still be averted. A nation that sits on top of wealth, but can not harness it. While I was Nigeria, I worked as a controls engineer in deep offshore facilities for different multinational oil companies. You need to see how natural gas is burnt off to the atmosphere, and yet the government complains of its inability to generate sufficient electrical power to run factories, businesses and homes. A nation that produces one of the best grade of crude oil, but can't refine a barrel of it and still relying on a low grade, sulfur-prone substandard refined products . Please cut that.

Over the years, successive government have failed to harness the gains made from crude oil export to diversify the economy.Buhari is no different. Stop blaming AbokiFx. And You and I have have been beneficiaries of their magnanimity.Does AbokiFx mint dollar? Have you ever asked yourself the cost of running the different arms of government in Nigeria. Nigeria is a very poor nation.Yes we are.Our natural, economic and human resources amounts to nothing when they are not put to good use.

Jaycee07:
I beg to differ Sir.Any nation that fails to shore up its foreign exchange through sustainable input like manufacturing, agro-export and other science and tech driven entities can only expect to see what we are currently witnessing. The dwindling gains of FOREX in Nigeria is very deserving.
And let's face it, the true value of naira should be between 800 to 1000 naira /dollar if the CBN allows market forces and demand and supply to take its course. What do we produce? We are a consuming nation. This economic whirlwind that's blowing was caused. It could have been averted and I dare say that it can still be averted. A nation that sits on top of wealth, but can not harness it. While I was Nigeria, I worked as a controls engineer in deep offshore facilities for different multinational oil companies. You need to see how natural gas is burnt off to the atmosphere, and yet the government complains of its inability to generate sufficient electrical power to run factories, businesses and homes. A nation that produces one of the best grade of crude oil, but can't refine a barrel of it and still relying on a low grade, sulfur-prone substandard refined products . Please cut that.

Over the years, successive government have failed to harness the gains made from crude oil export to diversify the economy.Buhari is no different. Stop blaming AbokiFx. And You and I have have been beneficiaries of their magnanimity.Does AbokiFx mint dollar? Have you ever asked yourself the cost of running the different arms of government in Nigeria. Nigeria is a very poor nation.Yes we are.Our natural, economic and human resources amounts to nothing when they are not put to good use.

treesun:
See what Abokifx has caused again!

I beg to differ Sir.Any nation that fails to shore up its foreign exchange through sustainable input like manufacturing, agro-export and other science and tech driven entities can only expect to see what we are currently witnessing. The dwindling gains of FOREX in Nigeria is very deserving.
And let's face it, the true value of naira should be between 800 to 1000 naira /dollar if the CBN allows market forces and demand and supply to take its course. What do we produce? We are a consuming nation. This economic whirlwind that's blowing was caused. It could have been averted and I dare say that it can still be averted. A nation that sits on top of wealth, but can not harness it. While I was Nigeria, I worked as a controls engineer in deep offshore facilities for different multinational oil companies. You need to see how natural gas is burnt off to the atmosphere, and yet the government complains of its inability to generate sufficient electrical power to run factories, businesses and homes. A nation that produces one of the best grade of crude oil, but can't refine a barrel of it and still relying on a low grade, sulfur-prone substandard refined products . Please cut that.

Over the years, successive government have failed to harness the gains made from crude oil export to diversify the economy.Buhari is no different. Stop blaming AbokiFx. And You and I have have been beneficiaries of their magnanimity.Does AbokiFx mint dollar? Have you ever asked yourself the cost of running the different arms of government in Nigeria. Nigeria is a very poor nation.Yes we are.Our natural, economic and human resources amounts to nothing when they are put to good use.

Impressive academic path. Unfortunately, he has no industry experience. He knows everything on paper.Typical Nigerian professor!

Totilopussylick:
that an excuse for another day .

Hon Fakeye,

It's a pity that you are actually representing a constituency. I feel very terrible reading this trash from the so called hon member.
What exactly are you trying to say? That these artisans don't pay taxes? The carpenter, okada, keke, taxi riders pay indirect taxes by way of city and union taxes. Are you aware of that? And by the way how much do you Mr. Fakeye pay in taxes? The last time I check it was only your basic salary that was taxed, which amount to nothing. You're trying to seek relevance from you dumb, gullible followers and party member. Your grammar sucks too!!

Gang,

To be completely understood,penetration testing has nothing to do with sexually penetrating a woman.

A penetration test, colloquially known as a pen test or ethical hacking, is an authorized simulated cyberattack on a computer system, performed to evaluate the security of the system; this is not to be confused with a vulnerability assessment

How profitable is this skill set in the IT market?
Here in the United States A pen test analyst earn between 70KUSD to 170KUSD annually.

You can google udemy.com, coursera.com
These are places where great resources can be gotten to learn these skill set.

I hope this helps



quote author=Terrence99 post=106596450]Penetration testing is very rewarding especially when you have a subject willing to experience Penetration.[/quote]

computer0810:
Some groups of idiot under d pretence of sch administration decided to award a terrorist with a Prof honor.....that alumni r doing great already just hope dey can see it to d end.....after Buhari's regime I see so many of his agents going to jail

I am an Alumnus[SEET EE/96] of FUTO. It's a shame and an embarrassment to the entire academic world that a man who hasn't taught, supervised any PG student on any project whatsoever has to be awarded a professorship. A University as reputable as FUTO or at least I had thought so shouldn't be reduced to crumb-begging environment. The VC and all academic leadership of the university should as a matter of urgency withdraw the said award and apologize to the entire Alumni community. This is very embarrassing.

GEEBITE:
200M Quid(pounds) in AMERICA? Does this dude think US keep another country's currency in their banks.

Every time I remember that Mr. Malami is a SAN, I weep. How on earth did he get it? Did you listen to his English?

Abdul05:
As long as South West has its own naval Base
Wetin concern with me others


Omo, find your way out of this room.

Really? Nothing concern you? Hmmmmm. It's very pathetic to have people like you in this forum. I am almost certain that if you are privileged to be an elected national leader, with your sectional and nepotistic remarks as seen here, you'd be worse than Buhari. So you find nothing wrong in a Naval base being built in Kano, which is as good as a desert. The revenue that will be used to build the naval base is for the most part revenue accrued from the sales of Crude oil from Niger Delta.And yet it doesn't bother you.

Tissaia:
IPOB terrorists breeding ground

Your story is stale and completely unrelated. I don't know what part of Nigeria you come from, but the last time I checked, Rivers is a core Niger delta State. Neither Gov Wike, nor Riverians, approve of IPOB. Be guided with your incoherent utterances.

NoFucksToGive:
When you refused to open up all the other ports what do you expect

The North and SW are so obsessed with their hatred for us in the Niger Delta they killed all our ports due to economic propaganda and sabotage

Exactly my thoughts. There are very viable places in Akwa Ibom, Bayelsa, Delta, Cross Riversand even Rivers(Not mentioning Onne-FLTand FOT) that deep sea port, haulage port and other commercial ports can be constructed and utilized. I don't have any issue with Lagos or Lagosians, but why the hassles? And Lest I forget, we have two existing ports in Delta(Warri) and Cross River(Calabar). Why can't FG revamp those ports and make them usable?
This is no rocket science.This will lead not only to decongestion, but timely distribution of commodities to importers. And don't forget, that most of those importers are igbos. Nigerian politicians are lame ducks.All of them.

InTheCloudySky:
Re. his concerns:

Inclusion ― If this is important to him, he has to seek it out himself. He can get involved in his community or at church, or move to another city, state, or province (depending on the country he's in). Bottom line is leaving the country may not be the solution because he may very well experience the same thing in Ghana when he goes back, especially after being away for years.

Women are powerful here ― Women aren't awarded settlements in divorce cases simply because they're women. Several factors will be looked at but typically each situation is unique and treated as such by courts. If he's so concerned about this, he should remain single, or sign a prenup before marriage.

Loss of culture ― When/if he has kids, one of his duties as a parent would be to instill his culture into them. Believe it or not, more and more people are taking pride in their roots. That's why DNA ancestry tests are becoming popular. These days, it's way cooler to say 'I'm American and _________ [insert other nationality]' or 'I'm Canadian and ___________ [insert other nationality]' than just 'I'm American' or 'I'm Canadian'.

Old age ― I was watching a home listing show last week in which a white woman was adamant about buying a new house with a spacious room for her mother (who visits her and her husband every summer for 4-months). The father is late and it was important to her that her mother has a big, comfortable room in their new home. Her husband was very understanding and they ended up finding the perfect home that they were looking for. The point is that the idea that people abroad abandon their old parents in retirement homes, isn't always true. There are some whose parents live with them and who hire caregivers to look after them while they're at work. In any case, older adults are treated much worse in Africa, some by their own kids, who won't hesitate to accuse them of being witches (https://www.nairaland.com/6695362/laws-abandoned-mother#104650184). Things like that don't happen abroad, where there're laws against elder abuse and the gov't spends millions of dollars every year to look after old people.

Re Old age: This is very true. Older folks(seniors) are well treated here in the United States. These are individuals that have spent their productive years working and remitting to uncle sam(IRS)
I totally agree that seniors are badly treated in Africa. I also agree that the notion that kids abandon their older parents for the most part are untrue.
In conclusion, there's no perfect place in the world at this time. But sometimes, when i read stories of killings in Nigeria, my heart skips. The other day I read a story of a very successful business man who lived in Atlanta, Georgia-US, visited his home town in Edo state, only to be kidnapped and killed.
The social safety net in western nations(GDP, Per Capita,Gross national income, purchasing power parity) etc are way better.
The stress and madness in Nigeria is mind-boggling especially with Buhari and his goons at the helm.
In the final analysis, if you have a decent job and try to stay focused with little or no distractions, Western country is the best bet.
Racism has always been there, and will always be there. There's no guarantee that you wont be racially/tribally/economically profiled when you return back to Africa.Make as much savings as you can. Build a business, add passive incomes to your earnings , get a good college education that appeals to top industry employer. Save, Save and and i repeat Save. With your 401K, social security and what ever savings you had, you should be able to retire early and have a prosperous future for the rest of your life.
one last thing: Naira is dwindling so terribly. Don't forget that there's a systemic failure in Nigeria, and until that is fixed, Nigeria remains a failed state.

Buckeyemedia1:
More accountable to who, how much IGR was realized by your state for the last 5 years, what was it spent on, can you tell me? Even if I gave you 3 months to provide evidence you wouldn’t? Your jargon response just reiterated my point you think all these your chasing shadows is hurting President Buhari?

Chasing shadows mocking yourselves? The States shouting we want to go it alone are the states in which the Federal Government has invested heavily in the past? Rivers & Lagos State most especially, NDDC just dashed their former HQ to Rivers State, What Federal infrastructures has the Federal Government got in your State’s capital city?

Selfish elements, what most of you ignorant peeps don’t know is that 85% stays with the state, 50% State, 35% Local Government, remainder 15% FG, What is the noise about, isn’t Nigeria one country?, don’t we have southern Nigerians that school, live & work in the North?, Lagos Kano, Kaduna Lagos are sold out flights everyday.

Sir,

I beg to differ. This has nothing to do with Mr. Buhari.
The fact that existential tax laws were either misunderstood and wrongly interpreted has absolutely nothing to do with Buhari.
Are you inferring that because Buhari is president, we should ignore what the constitution says?
The constitution isn’t perfect. When Buhari, like any other Nigerian president is a public servant. He’ll leave by 2023. He won’t take the constitution along with him.
If the proceeds from VAT are misappropriated by the state government, there are agencies saddled with the responsibility of prosecuting such misappropriation.
Thus for now , let the constitution reign, until it’s interpreted otherwise by a competent court of jurisdiction.

Madam

The sad truth is that we haven’t heard from your husband.
My wife once asked me what will happen if she goes out to cheat with another man.
I simply told her that what happens to cheat will happen to her. I burst my ass in America providing all the basic comforts of life for her, her family and our twin boys, and all that she cares about is how to cheat. Whether she’s been cheating or not is a different story.
Could it also be that your hubby is physical exhausted while trying to cater for life’s necessities?
Seek to comfort him and assure him that he’s loved.
That might be all you need to win him over.

I live and work in the United States(Texas) to be specific. This country is endowed with abundant natural, economic and human resources. Every State has something to beckon on. Never has it been heard that the Feds under any guise or form muzzle states to balk or accede to the demands of the executive arm of government at the center. Every State manages its resources and pay a certain percentage to the central (Fed govt). Texas for instance has large hydrocarbon reserves. The federal government does not coerce or pressure such state to go against the dictate of the constitution.
By nature every state must not be as wealthy as the other. But there are always things each of the State can fall back on. Let every State develop whatever resource it has. Being a governor is all about leadership. This arrangement in the longest term will allow the subject to chose their leaders base on merit and experience, not religious, ethnic or political leanings.

This VAT issue will truly expose the types of leaders we have as governors. The North governors and some southern are very backward and lazy. This has to stop now.

As a detribalized Nigerian , I truly laud govs Wike and Sanwo-Olu. They are the true champions of true and Fiscal federalism.
The North must sit up and understand that repression and terrorism will only lead them to self - destruction. Any governor who can not think outside the box has no business being there. The merry days are almost over. They all must work and show proof of competency.

Hahahahahahahaha...........Very funny. Saudi Arabia cuts oil production to help Nigeria.....Hmmmmm. Well It is either Mr. Buhari or his handlers are so daft and ill-informed to understand the dynamics of world oil production acreage and cuts. Saudi and Russia are world oil major. Nigeria used to be the sixth. I can't understand how OPEC agreement to cutting oil production is done to favor or help Nigeria. Buhari my man.Olodo

The constitution saddles the responsibility of interpreting the laws with the third arm of the government, the judiciary. Is FIRS now the arbiter of the law? Are they claiming to be more knowledgeable than a federal judge? The level of stupidity and idiocy sometimes exhibited by certain elements in this administration is to say the least unfathomable

What extant laws is Wujuola referring to? The extant laws made by FIRS or the ones in the constitution of the federal republic of Nigeria? Such a wack, dumb and intellectually daft reasoning. Nigeria is gone to the dogs. It has never been this bad

Your argument defies basic economic logic. Regardless of where the final consumer lives, once a good or service is paid for, VAT Payment should automatically go to the state where that transaction was made. That explains why you have FIRS offices nationwide.
And for the records, yes Lagos state generates the most tax in Nigeria followed by Rivers State. Kano would have joined that rank, but for their religious hypocrisy.
My point is VAT paid at the point of purchase should naturally be credited to the state account regardless of who the end user is. If the end user feels aggrieved, let him stay back and purchase such good and service in his state location and pay same VAT to his state

Your argument defies basic economic logic. Regardless of where the final consumer lives, once a good or service is paid for, VAT Payment should automatically go to the state where that transaction was made. That explains why you have FIRS offices nationwide.
And for the records, yes Lagos state generates the most tax in Nigeria followed by Rivers State. Kano would have joined that rank, but for their religious hypocrisy.
My point is VAT paid at the point of purchase should naturally be credited to the state account regardless of who the end user is. If the end user feels aggrieved, let him stay back and purchase such good and service in his state location and pay same VAT to his state.

Am not sure why the past and present leaders are inept and lack foresight and methodology when it comes to planning and conservation. The last time to checked , the upper Benin and Agbada geologic formation have more natural gas than crude oil.
How difficult is it to harness this resource and preserve it fot equitable and adequate use?
Our leaders are indeed wicked and unruly.

I’ve completely lost faith in Nigeria.

Nice one Mimi.