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Car TalkRe: Help, I Bashed My Friend's Car by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:37pm On Feb 15, 2021
Trustme2:
Haba for wetin na. Just prepare 5k or less sef
N5k?

Torí Olórun!

N5k?

I just weak!

N5k?

Seriously?
PoliticsRe: Kidnappings, Killings That Exposed Oyo Herdsmen Crisis: Sarkin Fulani's Real Sin by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:58pm On Feb 11, 2021
jumper524:
that's the problem.
too many false news attached to one correct news.
just like those fake endsars photos.
I don't know what people gain in fueling crisis.
Please present the true news to debunk the fake. Thanks.
PoliticsRe: Kidnappings, Killings That Exposed Oyo Herdsmen Crisis: Sarkin Fulani's Real Sin by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:57pm On Feb 11, 2021
SilverNorGold:
While I strongly condemn the evil activities of criminal herdsmen, the constant fake news, destructive propaganda, and all manner of unverified nonsense from the grapevine emanating from the SW media platforms will soon begin to have negative effects on genuine cases, as people will no longer take any news regarding killer herdsmen seriously.

Personally, from my research so far, I can authoritatively tell you that 90% of reported criminal cases attributed to Fulani herders are not only false, but malicious and an attempt to frustrate the government of President Muhammadu Buhari for political reasons.

From "Amotekun arrests truckload of armed Fulani herdsmen" to "Fulani herdsmen invaded Wole Soyinka's Home; Soyinka managed to escape".. And then within a minute, the victim or the police will come out to dismiss the report as fake news... Now if this isn't a campaign of calumny, what is?

Make una continue dey play politics. I don't take news of Fulani herdsmen seriously again. In fact, 90% of all the reports are fake!

But Nigeria go better.
How market?

Kindly present your "research" here. We want to see it.
PoliticsRe: Police: Fulani Herdsman Entered Soyinka’s Compound To Search For Missing Cow by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:56am On Feb 11, 2021
oladeebo:
olopa!
why police always defended undefeatable, is the Fulani authorized before entered the compound?
when trespassers no longer illegal in Nigeria?
Don't mind the drunks hailing them. Fulani shouldn't be able to enter my compound, to say less of Prof. Soyinka's....a Nobel Laureate is a global Icon o, In a world of 8 billion, maybe a couple of thousands belong to that group.

He's the only one Nigeria has, and if he had been killed, I can bet the herdsmen can go free.
PoliticsRe: Police: Fulani Herdsman Entered Soyinka’s Compound To Search For Missing Cow by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:49am On Feb 11, 2021
igboarenice:
We thank the police for setting the record straight as corroborated by the eminent professor's son.
No thanks to all the social media propagandists who want to set the country on fire by instigating ethnic violence.
Like the police always say the truth.

E be like say police neva lie for ya head before. I no pray make you be victim of police lying o.

I've experienced it. It was as if I was dreaming when the guy finished the fabrication. "He said I don't know my work! Bla-bla-bla!"
PetsRe: A Nigerian Got Bitten By His Snake Pet (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:13pm On Feb 10, 2021
toobusy:
So this foreign foolishness has found its way into Nigeria,I hope he has all snakes anti-venoms in his house, people like inviting trouble to themselves.nosense
No be today o.
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen Attack Soyinka’s Home In Abeokuta by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:27pm On Feb 10, 2021
Bankowner:
Dr Olaokun Soyinka speaks:
Prof Wole is in Lagos and his son punctured the story as false:
“This is not true, please donot circulate further and help to debunk it. It is an attempt to encourage discord. Although some cows were spotted, neither Prof or his house was attacked by anyone. I have confirmed this today (Wedn 10th) directly myself from him. Kindly do not fall for this attempt, whatever the motive, to further inflame this problematic situation.

Dr Olaokun Soyinka.
Without sauce, this your food no sweet.

At least, the OP put sauce in his own.
CelebritiesRe: Old Age: Tonto Dikeh Doesn't Wear ‘Open Body' Dresses Anymore by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:42pm On Feb 10, 2021
thesicilian:
Aunty is getting ready to settle down with a god fearing man...
So Churchill was a dry run?

Yeepa!

Say the fact!
CelebritiesRe: Old Age: Tonto Dikeh Doesn't Wear ‘Open Body' Dresses Anymore by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:41pm On Feb 10, 2021
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Better go and join herdsmen.

Na dem dey reign now.
CelebritiesRe: Old Age: Tonto Dikeh Doesn't Wear ‘Open Body' Dresses Anymore by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:40pm On Feb 10, 2021
post=98939230:
Reading
This is pure entertainment news o.

Don't mention your Oga here biko.
CelebritiesRe: Old Age: Tonto Dikeh Doesn't Wear ‘Open Body' Dresses Anymore by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:38pm On Feb 10, 2021
35, old age.....

This small girl is talking about old age.....

What will Joke Silva or Onyeka Onwenu say?
TravelRe: Hours After Relocating To Ireland, Engineer Vows Never To Come Back To Nigeria by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:59pm On Feb 10, 2021
DaddyRochie1642:
That man should pray that none of his Family members saw this his Post and saved it.

Because,.... After spending some time over there and he has made some reasonable progress and some money, he'll definitely be tempted to make some investment in This same Nigeria that he's Cursing and he'll start sending money back home to his family members to build him a house and acquire properties for him on his behalf bla bla bla,... without him knowing that those same family members saw his post on social media on how he swore that "he'll never return to Nigeria" grin.... And I can assure you, even if that man sends Heaven and Earth back to his family members to invest for him on his behalf, the money will most definitely be channeled elsewhere because after all he said "that he'll never return to Nigeria".

Meanwhile as the man is over there overseas and As a typical Nigerian Man, he'll Definitely be Tempted to Return back to Nigeria one day inorder to see if Truely the money he has been sending all these while is being put to good use because Nigerian men don't Joke with their Money and Sweat especially when it's gotten through Serious Hard Labour and then, ... He'll receive the shock of his life when he discovers that all the money he's been sending, nothing was done with it, and the devilish one's in that his family will also tell him
"After all you said that you would never return to Nigeria" and they'll also show him Screenshot of that his Particular Statement grin grin,....Las las it'll end in Weeping and gnashing of teeth for him if care is not taken grin grin grin
Hmmmmmmm.....not everyone is interested in a future with Nigeria in it once they've left these shores o......some just.....disappear and never ever come back.

Some, na jazz den dey use call dem come back sef.
PoliticsRe: Yakubu Gowon And His Wife, Victoria, In London In June 1973 (Throwback Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:29pm On Feb 10, 2021
How I wish this man had used the opportunity he had to conduct free, fair and credible elections.

No oooooo! He had to sit tight till they pushed him out.
CelebritiesRe: Wole Ojo Tells Relationship Advisers To Have 10 Years Experience In Relationship by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:27pm On Feb 10, 2021
SegFault:
And You are still comparing "marriage" with another scenario. So if someone that is beating his wife and has been married for thirty years tries to advise you, will you agree?
I've been married many years myself and I've never beaten my wife. I should be the one advising him.
CelebritiesRe: Wole Ojo Tells Relationship Advisers To Have 10 Years Experience In Relationship by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:16pm On Feb 10, 2021
aribisala0:
You are contradicting yourself.

Do you need to be a woman before you can treat pregnancy complications? It is a matter of training
By your logic no man can be an expert in obstetrics and gynaecology
A person must have HIV to counsel those with HIV
Social workess must have been prisoners to work with prisoners

Your analogy of engineer is funny and has no logical connection with your argument
Often the problem is very shallow logic and superficial thinking

Marriage is not the only area in life where there is counselling of a professional kind
It requires training and where appropriate certification/qualification
There are counsellors in health,social work , prison , etc
Soldiers go to war and develop PTSD for which they get psychological help and counselling. The qualification for such jobs is not that you must have fought a war yourself
You do not need to be an orphan to counsel or support an orphan child
You can't compare marriage to any, repeat, any other endeavour in life.

Do people go to school, learn about the career they love, graduate, get the job of their dreams then quit after a year because the dream is now a nightmare?

Guess what?

In marriage, it happens all the time.

The only way to really know what marriage is like is to be married.

Period.

No amount of grammar is gonna change that.

It's like going to a seminar on big-figure income.and investment, only the facilitator is a broke-arsed nigger.

You can't advise people on how to get rich if you ain't rich yourself, why would a single advise a married person on marriage?

Can a single person with a PhD in marriage counselling tell you how to cope as a man when you're broke and unemployed and your wife is the breadwinner? Mmmmmmm?
What book teaches that?

How about handling in-laws? Especially the diabolical type?

Can a single lady teach a married woman how to handle a drunkard husband? All they can say is she should divorce him, yet an older married woman who's been through the same experience might be able to give advice that can save the marriage.
CelebritiesRe: Wole Ojo Tells Relationship Advisers To Have 10 Years Experience In Relationship by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:52am On Feb 10, 2021
Seniorwriter:
Noted as an advise.
Thanks

Proactivity Leads To Productivity!!!!

@SeniorWriter
That's not advice.

It's soliloquy.
CrimeRe: Gunmen Kidnap 3 Travellers In Osun by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:10am On Feb 10, 2021
Kasco:
When the south east voted Jonathan out, they never knew buhari will fill their bushes with fulani kidnappers... It's what you guys asked for, enjoy it and stop complaining.
South East voted out Jonathan?

Tell me more......

On second thought, don't.

You obviously don't know what you're saying.
CelebritiesRe: Wole Ojo Tells Relationship Advisers To Have 10 Years Experience In Relationship by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:06am On Feb 10, 2021
Seniorwriter:
If the information is apt I will ...you can never be a mirror to yourself.
No one is an island of information or knowledge.

Proactivity Leads To Productivity!!!!
@SeniorWriter
If I were you I will listen to someone with experience.
CelebritiesRe: Wole Ojo Tells Relationship Advisers To Have 10 Years Experience In Relationship by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:05am On Feb 10, 2021
cooooooks:
I would prefer a therapist who has 10 years of experience in COUPLE's COUNSELLING.

They could be married for 10 years in a terrible relationship.
Even if the person is single (never married) or divorced?

Some things cannot be learned o.... A relationship adviser who has never married cannot in any sense of the word be called an "expert". What makes a person an expert is possession of knowledge AND experience.

A bricklayer that cannot design a building is not an engineer no matter the decades of experience and a lecturer in faculty of engineering who has never practiced will have problems unless guided.
CelebritiesRe: Wole Ojo Tells Relationship Advisers To Have 10 Years Experience In Relationship by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:56am On Feb 10, 2021
Seniorwriter:
Yes but it's left to be utilized
Proactivity Leads To Productivity!!!!
@SeniorWriter
Ehn, utilize am, naa.....
SportsRe: Cerebral Atrophy: Yisa Sofoluwe Is Dead (Ex-Eagles Defender) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:54am On Feb 10, 2021
Cerebral atrophy....

What on earth triggers brain cells to begin dying?

RIP Yisa Sofoluwe.
CelebritiesRe: Wole Ojo Tells Relationship Advisers To Have 10 Years Experience In Relationship by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:51am On Feb 10, 2021
Seniorwriter:
Logical but not entirely correct!
However advice sometimes is susceptible to wisdom, critical thinking and knowledge of a subject matter.
I've seen some way younger persons advice me on some certain investment deals though they don't control or have any related investment or venture to what they correctly advised me on that turned out positive and effective.
All in all
Proactivity Leads To Productivity!!!!

@SeniorWriter
Investment knowledge can be read from a book.

That's different.

Can a single person advise you on how to live with your spouse?
PoliticsRe: Stage Another Protest In Lekki And Get Kicked - ALEG by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:53am On Feb 10, 2021
Shelumiel:
You want to protect Lagos but you do not want to get justice for those killed in the last ENDSARS protest abi? It seems this people sponsoring this move(PROTECT LAGOS) have been paid to silence the many voices crying out for a better standard of life for all
Na Tinubu pipu
PoliticsRe: Buhari Will Not Accept Femi Fani-Kayode As APC Member - Dr Salihu Lukman lPGF DG by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:28pm On Feb 09, 2021
So Buhari now determines who joins APC?
CelebritiesRe: Abike Olawuni Celebrates Her New Sewing Machine (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:06pm On Feb 07, 2021
thaoriginator:
Publicity stunt plus begging with style.. Anyway, congrat too bloodclaat!
She bought what will help her make money, most likely from her sweat.

I appreciate that, though that's just me.

I don't expect everyone to be like me.
CelebritiesRe: Abike Olawuni Celebrates Her New Sewing Machine (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:04pm On Feb 07, 2021
Mokason288:
Who is media personality Abike Olawuni ?

Before I opened it I was sincerely hoping to see Abike Debire

Hey girl we don’t know you exist
That's fine.

You don't really have to know her, and that's just fine.
PoliticsRe: Showdown Looms In Senate Over Appointment Of Buratai, Others As Envoys by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:58pm On Feb 07, 2021
limeta:
On the call by Senate that the nominees be sacked for non-performance while they were Service Chiefs, Basiru said: “We said they should be sacked as Service Chiefs. We did not say that they are not qualified for other purposes.





There you go
Your representative
Your senate
Your country
I tell you o!

People that failed woefully at the job they trained for with decades of experience are expected to do better in the area where they know nothing.
PoliticsRe: Soyinka: Herders-farmers Crisis Could Lead To Civil War If We Don’t Act by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:46pm On Feb 06, 2021
tyup:
The truth is;

every Nigerian wants war

every Nigerian wants to bear arm and fight

every Nigerian wants to perceive the sweet smelling savor of war and be Experienced at it

every Nigerian would love to tell tales to children's children bout the Farmers - Fulani war a particular year just like we all enjoyed the Nightly tale of the Biafran war


And Everyone speaking against war in Nigeria at this time is really not saying what an Average Nigerian wants to hear
Hmmmmm......I hope Biden and his cronies won't come and use Nigeria to stage their new technologies o. Nothing pass these vultures to do o.

In case you've forgotten, Nigeria is studded with resources these guys wanna get their hands on cheap.

Beat the drums of war and watch them come swooping in. First on the scene will be CNN, then the UN, then the US Military contractors.

Better be careful what you wish for.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Stakeholders Resolve To End Fulani Herders Attack by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:38pm On Feb 05, 2021
Redoil:
aisinle ologbo ekute joba

in the absence of tinubu the asiwaju okunrin of all the yoruba race sunday igboho is forming king
let tinubu return and see how this tout will behave themselves
You and your Apéléhìn can go and drink sewage.
PoliticsRe: Video Of Sheikh Gumi's Meeting With Bandits In Zamfara by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:23pm On Feb 05, 2021
Over 500.......

In all, just a few thousand holding a nation of 200 million hostage.......how is this possible if they are not being enabled?
PoliticsRe: Biden Asked To Endorse Okonjo-iweala For WTO Top Job by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:20pm On Feb 05, 2021
ryloy:
And it took Trump how many years?
Is Biden Trump?

Shouldn't one expect him to do things differently?
PoliticsRe: Biden Asked To Endorse Okonjo-iweala For WTO Top Job by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:13pm On Feb 05, 2021
Why is it taking Sleepy Joe so long?

3ven now that NOI is the last oerson standing, shouldn't the uS just do endorse her already?

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