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Nairaland GeneralRe: Any Sign Of Harmattan In Your Area? by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:59am On Dec 09, 2020
Oshogbo na heavy rain o!
TravelRe: Ibom Air Records 300,000 Passengers In One Year by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:56am On Dec 06, 2020
VEXT:
Nice one... Shame to those stupid haters that keep saying what's the use of airport to the poor masses!!
grin

Very entertaining.

One government is building airports without
an airline (their "family airline" dey sha). They used plenty millions to launch logo. Another has an airline, using other people's airports as well as their own.

Difference dey o.
CelebritiesRe: Esthersky: Ned Nwoko Must Marry Me - Lady & Family Campaign by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:49am On Dec 06, 2020
Sorry to burst your bubble, Sista, but....

Ned is an ephebophile.

He's obviously attracted to teenagers. Virgin ones, o!

He ain't gonna marry a "Comptroller-General" like you.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Bye-Election: I Was Rigged Out – Gbadamosi Reacts To Results by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:40am On Dec 06, 2020
sammy329:
How can PDP be loosing woefully like this, where are the Soro Soke generation cheesy cheesy

I thought APC and Tinubu's dynasty is finished in Lagos.
So in your mind soro soke are PDP supporters?
PoliticsRe: BORNO MASSACRE: We’re Expecting Bumper Harvest But Can’t Go To Our Farms by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:07pm On Dec 05, 2020
Hmmmmm.....there is bumper harvest but the farmers may get bumped off if they go get it.
PoliticsRe: Those Killed In Zabarmari Were Boko Haram Informants, Not Farmers – Daily Post by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:02pm On Dec 04, 2020
Pierocash:
Why did they raze down the rice farms? Why did abubakar sheCOW not say something like this?

He said they were killed simply because they arrested boko haram suspects and handed them over to the military.

So,where did this info came from
So BH now kills their helpers.

Something must be wrong with their tramadol.
PoliticsRe: Akeredolu: We Must Restructure Nigeria To Make Progress by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:42am On Dec 03, 2020
Una just dey find mumu wey go still vote for una.

Even harbowkeys, den day don break, den don wake, as bandits dey use dem do suya.

Abeg, we no need una restrushure, na make una just comot we need.
SportsRe: Cristiano Ronaldo Wins Golden Foot Award 2020 by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:30pm On Dec 02, 2020
complexBoss12:
Football award wey Messi never win, dat one na award!
WORLD CUP
RomanceRe: What Is Your Thought On This Chained Pre-Wedding Photo? by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:44am On Dec 02, 2020
grin

Righteousness89:
No be only Joseph and Rebecca! NA Gideon and Delilah..



There are things we do in ignorance! Not knowing that there are deep Spiritual Implications
Bro, be caring down, nah!
RomanceRe: Pre-wedding Pics Of A Nairalander (simsify) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:47am On Dec 02, 2020
SimSify:
Love is indeed a beautiful thing to those that believe.. Know what you want, believe in it and pray.. it is possible to have a good woman.

More than 8years ago I met this damsel and she said yes to date me.
We were quite young, but we believed in each other and we both worked hard for what we wanted.

8 years after..we are still here..

Join us on 5th Dec as we solidify our union in the presence of God.. To a journey of forever..

You are all invited.
Guy!
Guy!!
Guy!!!


Do you know how many youths are on Nairaland?

Have you forgotten the palliatives horde so soon?

Just joking, sha!

Happy married life, Bro.
RomanceRe: Pre-wedding Pics Of A Nairalander (simsify) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:45am On Dec 02, 2020
azawuoba:
hope it won't end in tears
A madman had to comment.......

Where the facepalm emoji when we need it?

Is your own marriage in tears?
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Gives Reason For Killing Farmers In Zabarmari, Issues New Warning by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:36pm On Dec 01, 2020
SpecialAdviser:
You think Allah will forget what you have done? he said. lol

I just want to ask this forum one question and we should be honest in answering it.

If you are in a bus, what will be your reaction in these two cases scenario?

1. " A Muslim suddenly scream Allahu Akubar !!!!"

2. " A Christian suddenly screamed Praise thy Lord !!!!"

3. "In your reactions, which of the two is bringing insults to God's name based on your reactions.


No insults please, just answer the question
People that are ready for a kill for a perceived insult to God have been insulting God's name from generations to generations.
I'm a Christian, so I won't claim to know 100% all events that may lead to a Muslim shouting "Allah Akbar!" The most popular one, unfortunately, due to the immense infamy of terrorists, is that a lot of people are about to die a gruesome death.

A Christian shouting "praise the Lord!", however, especially when not in Church or amongst fellow Christians, usually means he/she has received some wonderful news, like, a loved one just had a baby, got a job, etc
CelebritiesRe: Owning A Home Is Not An Achievement — Lady Reacts To LAX's New Mansion by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:45pm On Dec 01, 2020
It is, all over the world.

In the US, UK, anywhere, it's a great achievement to fully own a house, morgage paid in full.

Very YUUUUGE achievement!

She should go and hide her head in a barrel.
Car TalkRe: My Experience With A Man I Bashed His SUV Yesterday. by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:35pm On Nov 30, 2020
[quote author=dalass post=96586052][/quote]The car might be fully insured, too, and he knows he won't pay a dime for complete flawless repair.

The money obviously wasn't his problem.

Still, I thank God on your behalf say no be one Bàbá Wèrè you jam, or one DPO.
Car TalkRe: My Experience With A Man I Bashed His SUV Yesterday. by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:33pm On Nov 30, 2020
seankafor:
I no need take your story for the lessons of "where are we rushing to?"
2020 alone has taught me a lot..

You got lucky you hit a good guy car..or maybe your composure and manner of approach helped you evade the situation.. but whichever way..

Next time, no hurry in life cool
Chuenchi-Chuenchi really stonewalled all rushing.

Chai!

All my plans........

Hmmmmmm.......what a year!

For 2020, even if you wan rush, you fit?
SportsRe: Papa Bouba Diop Dies Aged 42 by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:43pm On Nov 29, 2020
jagorinho:
That 2002 senegalese squad had the tendency to be the first African world cup semi finalist but the usual African carelessness took the better of them, a day before their quarter final match against turkey, diouf was interviewed, he was saying the turks are forgone conclusion, that they were looking forward to a potential semi final clash with Brazil, and that was it!!! they fell to the turks. The 2002 world cup is the most interesting world cup I have experienced, football is getting mechanical these days, you hardly see good dribbles and entertainment anymore, clubs are just after money and result, the entertainment in football is declining very rapidly.
I missed Robinho's stepovers
I missed Okocha's flicks
I missed Quaresma Rabonas
I missed denilson 20 stopovers
I missed Chilavert's aura as a goalkeeper
I missed Stankovic 'sshots
I missed Aghahowa's somersaults
lastly, I missed Adriano.... a machine in human form.
José Louis Chilavert.......the most charismatic goalkeeper ever and one of the greatest players ever to step into the pitch.

His charisma level rivals that of other greats of his time like Cantona.

Denilson......dat boy worry day year.
SportsRe: Papa Bouba Diop Dies Aged 42 by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:41pm On Nov 29, 2020
Na waa o.....Diop don go too? At 42 kwa?

Na waa o, dis life no balance.
HealthRe: Singaporean Mother Gives Birth To Baby With COVID-19 Antibodies by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:36pm On Nov 29, 2020
Jaynom:
Pastor Chris will come and say this Baby is the "Antichrist"
No, he won't.
He will hail this occurrence as God's intervention.
HealthRe: Singaporean Mother Gives Birth To Baby With COVID-19 Antibodies by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:35pm On Nov 29, 2020
References:
A woman who was pregnant when infected with COVID has reportedly given her child antibodies against the virus.

To date, the active virus has not been found in samples of fluid around babies in the womb or in breast milk


https://www.aljazeera.com/amp/news/2020/11/29/singaporean-mother-gives-birth-to-baby-with-covid-19-antibodies?__twitter_impression=true
Hmmmmm......if not for Oga Gates wey wan sha vaccinate all of us by force, God don dey deal with this Corona in his own way o.

One more generation and the disease is history.
RomanceRe: 19-Year-Old Boy Dies On Top Of A Sex Worker In Lagos During Intercourse by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:36pm On Nov 29, 2020
gaius01:
With bright future, what a shame!
Pessin wey dey kpansh olosho at 19?

Well, he had a future, whether it was bright or not is not up for debate anymore.
RomanceRe: Should I Advice Her, Play Along Or Leave Her? by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:31pm On Nov 29, 2020
lefulefu:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy see its supposed to be good news when two potential cheaters hook up and date each other cheesy.at least that is better than when a cheater dates someone who is loyal and be giving the person unwanted stress cheesy.op cheats,his gf cheats..everybody goes home and his happy cheesy cheesy
grin
RomanceRe: Should I Advice Her, Play Along Or Leave Her? by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:11pm On Nov 29, 2020
lefulefu:
u have time sha cheesy
anyway u said she assessed ur whatsapp and got mad and u also assessed her whatsapp and also got mad
so i guess u both are even cheesy
and since u said u have sex chats with other girls just as she has sex chats with her sugar daddies i would say u both made for each other
no stress here cheesy
Since they are both mad now, they should check into the nearest psychiatric facility, abi?
The lives singles live these days, it's a wonder some of them even consider getting married.
TV/MoviesRe: Video Cassette: Can You Still Remember Movies You Watched With This? by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:32pm On Nov 28, 2020
BadRadio:
For Classic Nairalanders: Can You Still Remember Movies U've Watch With This?

I only remember 74...

¹Drunken master (Jackie chan), ²toofan, ³Mad, ⁴Arma, arkbar anthony, ⁵No retreat No surrender, ⁶witch doctor, ⁷Delta force (chuck Norris) ⁸Drive (mark Dacascos) Rattle snake (Fransis Duru)


....and moregrin
Too many!
American Ninja (Michael Dudikoff)
Unmasking the Idol
Paco: Fist of Steel
War Bus
Nam Angels
No retreat, no surrender
Drive
Terminator
Terminator: Judgement Day
Plenty Indian Films oooooooo!
Nico (aka Above The Law)
Project A (Jackie Chan)
Police Story 1&2 (Jackie)
Dragon Lord (Jackie)
grin
Òpá Ajé
Kòtò Òrun
Oró (Step by Step)
And other Yoruba movies.
GamingRe: League Of Extraordinary PUBG Gaming Competition In Lagos (Live Pictures) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:20pm On Nov 28, 2020
Bestchild:
Their faces are damn too serious
You have to be while playing any FPS, especially PUBG where you start off unarmed.
PoliticsRe: Politicians’ Bizarre Empowerment Schemes by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:30pm On Nov 28, 2020
helinues:
grin

Only few of the reps members and Senators have done something reasonable in terms of empowerment.

Okorocha leaves Imo senatorial district he is currently representing and go and empower Abuja people. Like WTF

Are Governor's banned from empowering their citizens? Never read of tangible one lately
Dino Melaiye built school buildings, some of which were burnt. He was also prevented from commissioning the others, which resulted in the controversial gunshot case the police had against him.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lady Loses Job To 'Who Gave You My Number?' Question On WhatsApp by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:50am On Nov 28, 2020
Jashub:
I agree, but try and look at it from this perspective : you receiving a text from an anonymous number on WhatsApp is a breach on your privacy and security. And as you know, this is 9ja, and you cannot vouch for the next man. So her response is only natural given the circumstances
"Hello, good evening, Mary"

"Hello, please, to whom am I speaking?"

It's called courtesy, and she hasn't given anything away.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Lady Loses Job To 'Who Gave You My Number?' Question On WhatsApp by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:46am On Nov 28, 2020
Jashub:
I do support the lady's rudeness, but the company should have informed her on the method they would use to contact her in case she was selected. It is just standard procedure.
Is WhatsApp not a means of communication?

I have been reached for interviews on WhatsApp before. I didn't immediately start running my mouth, naa......biko this girl has no excuse for being rude.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Train Derails, Kills 47 Cows In Osun by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:59pm On Nov 26, 2020
GavelSlam:
Where is the train?
Stupid journalism.

They mentioned a train and cows. They only pictured cows, yet it's just as easy to take pictures of a derailed train as that of the dead cows they posted.
BusinessRe: Curvy Broom Seller Advertises In Style, Causes Stir At The Market (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:33am On Nov 26, 2020
Mastakija:
Because she get big nyash now
Make she no sell broom againundecided
No mind OP o.

Both the OP and the Admin that judged this as newsworthy to push it to FP have problems.
AgricultureRe: This Onions Farmer Has Made It In Life (Pictured) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:48pm On Nov 25, 2020
Nbotee:
I clearly understand the point U are trying to make. U shld know dat those large farms U see are not owned individual farmers.. Most
Some individual farmers are actually big time.
AgricultureRe: This Onions Farmer Has Made It In Life (Pictured) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:32pm On Nov 25, 2020
Positivepoint:
.

Just 25 bags @ 40k will give him a million and that farmer fit get like 200 bags
Epp me loud am!

Loud am gidi gaan ni o!
AgricultureRe: This Onions Farmer Has Made It In Life (Pictured) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:31pm On Nov 25, 2020
Nbotee:
How many of dem would harvest 17bags individually?
Bro!

If you've seen the size of the farms in KD, Nassarawa and Plateau, you won't doubt that a single farmer can harvest hundreds of bags.

I visited Pankshin in Plateau in 2016 during the tomato scarcity. I was shocked when I saw farmers with trailer loads of tomatoes.

Those guys are trying o, na our population dey too much, and no aid in mechanisation to improve yield, coupled with insecurity.

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