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HealthRe: Would You Receive The COVID-19 Vaccine If Offered Today? by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:54am On Jan 03, 2021
QuietHammer:
Don't be surprised, some brain-dead morons will reject it on religious grounds
Religion isn't even needed here.

Common sense should tell anyone with a brain that when a company develops a vaccine and it's rushed through the trials, then THEY INDEMNIFY THEMSELVES (meaning they are not liable for any adverse effects) on the use of the vaccine, only a blundering imbécile who doesn't value his life and health will gladly take it if he has a choice not to.
CrimeRe: My Near-Death Experience On 31st December 2020 by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:50am On Jan 03, 2021
Foolishbuhari:
Same people and same thing! Most likely hausa miscreants if it was at this area and with the description. Fulanis usually have access to guns but the hausa boys, na dagger and stick be their weapon
If you know the Northerners very well, you will know they are not the same.

Skinny and tall = Fulani
Average height, stocky, dark = Hausa
CrimeRe: My Near-Death Experience On 31st December 2020 by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:45am On Jan 03, 2021
geek4k:
Despite the ecstatic vibe attached to the last day of the year (Gruesome 2020 especially), It ended sadly for me as I experienced a near death situation.

On 31st December, I and my friend decided to experience a great cross-over night at Glory Dome, Dunamis Church Abuja. We boarded a bus from Arab junction, Jabi to Lugbe where the Church is located.

Less than halfway through the journey, the bus began to develop issues and finally stopped just before Wuye Arab bridge. We all had to come down from the vehicle in pursuit of an alternative to our various destinations.

I and my friend walked over to the other end of the bridge while we waited for a cab heading our route. Unluckily for us, we stood there for a while, we couldn’t find any cab as most of them were already filled up and most of the other passengers had already gone their separate ways.

It was becoming dark, lonely, and scary giving the nature of the place we were standing. Just less than 4feets our back were bushes, albeit downhill, and underneath the bridge is a railway track, you won’t be able to tell even because it’s filled with outright darkness.

It was becoming tiring and frustrating, we looked down and noticed 3 guys heading our position, they were seated initially for some while, we both thought they were from same vehicle we boarded and frustrated as we were, my friend suggested we team up with them and look for cab together, I jokingly replied “What if they’re here to rob us..?” We both laughed.

Unbeknownst to us, they actually were. They got closer and to where we were standing, subtly attempting to encircle us while I was looking forward to them passing us, my friend ran off immediately, before I could realize they already formed a triangle grid around me each of them bearing long, sharp knives shouting “Hey! hey!! bring your pocket..!!”.

Being ganged up, held down and threatened to be stabbed if you don’t comply, It was indeed a vicious moment for me, and all I could think of was how I could get out of that situation unhurt. But despite the fear that engulfed me, I stood my ground holding my pocket firmly while they tried to forcefully penetrate in with their hands.

My friend was on the other side, almost at the middle of the express road shouting “Thieves..!” to at least call the attention of motorists but they all formed swirled track avoiding him, perhaps thinking it was a plot to get the robbed?

After several resistance from my end, I got stabbed on my thigh by one of the guys, I then had to let go as they emptied my pocket, carting away with my phone and wallet.

Attempting to run back into the bush, I immediately went after the one that got my phone, he kind of lost orientation and was almost headed towards the bridge while his other gang were heading to the bush. He immediately turned around swinging his long knife so I wouldn’t get close, he then threw the phone to his other gang in the bush and they all ran away.

These robbers were skinny, tall hausa boys all wearing face caps, I was so devastated that if I had a gun, I wouldn’t hesitate even in a split second to put three bullets in their heads. Why does bad thing always happen to good people? I’m not insinuating I’m a saint but I’ll never to this to a fellow. Why me?

Anyways, after the sad occurrence of losing everything I had and almost my life, it reasonable to go back home just as my friend suggested, but instead we still waited, get a cab and head to the church where we had the cross over night. I personally didn’t have any good experience despite dancing and joyous experience everyone had there.

I lost my Samsung A30, Gtb, Diamond and Payoneer debit cards and some cash in the wallet all to one night

Anyways, I’m looking for who can track my phone using maybe the IMEI number? the phone pack, receipt are still intact.

Lastly, kindly learn from my story and avoid that Wuye bridge at all cost.
Fulani, not Hausa.
Science/TechnologyRe: Black Mamba: The Deadliest Snake In The World - Facts And Pictures by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:11am On Jan 03, 2021
BabaIbo:
Funny guy.

You think it is only about size.

Stealth, instinct,hunting prowess etc put lion on top of food chain in the forest.

A full blown malelion will take OT down.
Please try and visit YouTube.

One-on-one battles between the water buffalo and lion don't end well for the lion.

Those beasts (buffaloes) have hides over 4 inches thick!
Science/TechnologyRe: Black Mamba: The Deadliest Snake In The World - Facts And Pictures by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:08am On Jan 03, 2021
ahmedzippa:
Not the deadliest
Seriously, o!

I wonder where the OP got his data from.......

Where is the Belcher's Sea Snake? the Inland Taipan?
SportsRe: Free Agent XI: Worth A Combined 462m Euros... But The Players Can Move For Free by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:40pm On Jan 02, 2021
internationalman:
I wish Roman Abrahamovic would just found a club with these players and name the Club Chelsea pro...

I'm tired of supporting the Original Chelsea.
Chelsea be like APC
PoliticsRe: New Year Broadcast: I Will Continue To Listen To Youths - Buhari by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:20am On Jan 01, 2021
When did he ever?
SportsRe: Messi Didn't Break Pele's Record - Santos by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:11pm On Dec 29, 2020
Officialhorlah:
Mumu Santos
Even PELE knew he broke the recordgrin
He broke the record Periodt!
Merde......SIX Ballons d'Or!

If only there was one tiny little World Cup.......
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: If Tunde Bakare Can Lie Against God, Is It Man He Cant Lie Against? by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:49pm On Dec 29, 2020
post=97525381:
This fraudster and impersonator is totally mad patapata.
We hope he is still using his 5 different monikers he has on Nairaland.


A thief that works for and still supporting criminals that took our country 60 years back through their reckless stealing and looting.

Mumu Reno, Awon the blogger blogger!

( Let us see who his fellow brainwashed swines are,
they will quote this post to support him and say trash,
Start Quoting now and let sane Nigerians know you now! cool cool )
I quite agree with the scriptural exposition, though, and am quite appalled that a man who has been a pastor for decades could commit such a gaffe.

If you are a Christian as you claim to be, you will understand where Reno is coming from.
PoliticsRe: Gbajabiamila Call On Nigerians To Pray For The Country's Leaders by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:01am On Dec 25, 2020
We should pray for these people?

It makes some sense, sha ......

They are the ones who gave us most of the prayer points we pray about today.

Maybe, if we pray for them to have sense and fear God or make den catch koro die troway if den no gree get sense, we might be doing ourselves some good.
RomanceRe: Lady Gets Bone Straight Hair As Birthday Gift From Her Boyfriend, She Goes Gaga by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:09pm On Dec 22, 2020
post=97299112:
Update From . COM

Nigerian lady goes gaga after her boyfriend gifted her bone straight hair on her Birthday (Video)

A Nigerian lady couldn't contain her excitement after her boyfriend gifted her bone straight hair on her birthday, Reports.

From The Information Gathered By , The Lady was unwrapping the gifts she had received from her man when she found out one of the presents was bone straight hair. Upon making the discovering, the birthday girl displayed a wild celebration as she screamed repeatedly at the top of her voice. She sealed the celebration by sharing a hug with her boyfriend.

Watch The Video Below As Obtained By Below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ093xPPDp4

https://www.instagram.com/p/CJDhun4DwCc/?utm_source=ig_embed&utm_campaign=loading
A very discerning young man....

He knows her worth. It's hair.

She's worth hair and he got her hair.
Car TalkRe: Male And Female Cobras Killed In A Car by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:08pm On Dec 22, 2020
alexsoftwork:
Lala abeg disappoint us today, by not putting the news on front page.
grin

For wiaaa?!?!
Car TalkRe: Christmas Cow Spotted Inside A Car In Port Harcourt (Pictures, Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:07pm On Dec 22, 2020
Vision4God:
Christmas cow...... Lol
@Op if u were given the cow for free, how would u transport it to ur place?
Noi mnd am o.....he go carry am climb okada or even ride am like horse sef.
EducationRe: Abuse Of Student At Deeper Life College In Akwa Ibom: School Issues Statement by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:58pm On Dec 21, 2020
Emyres:
Deeper Life Issues Statement Over The Alleged Abuse At Deeper Life College

The Deeper Life High School National management has issued a statement over the reported abuse of a JSS1 student in their Uyo Campus.

Meanwhile, the Principal in the Uyo Campus has been summarily suspended as investigation continues.

All those guilty will not be spared.

Monday 21st December, 2020

RE : MOLESTATION OF A JSS 1 STUDENT OF DEEPER LIFE HIGH SCHOOL, AKWA IBOM

The attention of the management of Deeper Life High School has been drawn to a viral post on the molestation of a JSS 1 student at our campus in Akwa Ibom state.

We will like to categorically restate that Deeper Life High School is built on the core values of godliness and excellence and will not tolerate any immoral act or molestation of any student. We believe Parents /Guardians enroll their wards in our schools all over the country because of the strong perception that ours offers a sure-footed platform for moral armament and academic excellence.

We want to assure the general public that investigations into the case have commenced and no culprit, whether staff or student, will be spared if found culpable at the end of the exercise. As an interim measure and to underscore the seriousness we attach to higher superintending values, the school principal has been suspended summarily even as further investigations continue.

We firmly assure the discerning public that the overall outcome of the investigations will be made known and appropriate disciplinary actions will be meted to all culprits in this unfortunate act that admittedly threatens to cast unnecessary aspersions on a unique institution that has been a shining example to all over the years.

The Management
Deeper Christian Life Ministries is one of the few remaining brands in Nigeria that cannot be associated with nonsense like identifying with corrupt politicians and so on.

If na diswan den wan take spoil Deeper Life name.........

Make we dey look yet.
CelebritiesRe: APHRO: Peter Okoye Launches His Wine Company (Video/Picture) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:55pm On Dec 21, 2020
From music to Ògógóró......

Issokay!

Every how is a how.
SportsRe: Ronaldo Picks Up Golden Foot Award by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:19pm On Dec 21, 2020
Aaronzy:
Make una rest na
Since his fan base knows he can't win balon d'or or European golden boot award.. na to just dey find inconsequential award dey give am every week
Award that has been won by less than 5 people all over?

There's nothing wrong with a little truthfulness......anyone winning this award would be proud. Even Messi.

I personally prefer awards that have to do with figures more than votes. Awards based on votes are affected by bias and sentiments.

CR7 has some unique achievements that have to be beaten to be beaten.....not by votes, popularity or seniment.

Wanna get the golden foot?

Meet the requirements.
PoliticsRe: The Banner I Saw At Sango Under Bridge; Are Nigerians Tired? (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:05pm On Dec 21, 2020
Kaduna1stson:
You south westerners should be careful not to annoy us in the north. You cannot be insulting a northern president.
So he's the Northern President now, ko?

Haka ne?

Tau......ai haka ne ai.......I agree with you.

Still....... Did other people not vote for him to win?

This is how you people stick your feet into your mouths.

FYI, even if he's behaving like a "Northern President", he had votes from all over the nation called Nigeria.

The funniest thing, though, is, it's you "Northern people" that are even suffering
PoliticsRe: Amotekun Officers Open Fire In Oyo, Two Killed, Scores Injured | by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:51am On Dec 19, 2020
doggedfighter:
Opportunity for them to oppress and send their perceived enemies to the great beyond.

Gun in the hands of an average Nigerian means trouble.
Hold your horses, Sister!

There's more to this story than was told by an obviously deranged and biased so-called reporter.

Even our mad police don't just "open fire".

Open fire on whom?

Open fire because of what?

Methinks Nigeria has overtaken the US as fake news HQ o.
CelebritiesRe: Crazeclown And His Fiancee, Jojo, Expecting Their First Child by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:40am On Dec 17, 2020
Marriage is not relevant anymore.

"Fiancee" no mean jack.

If den break up now, she don turn babymama be dat.
CelebritiesRe: Miss Koikoi 'Rebecca' Weds Her White Lover (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:53pm On Dec 16, 2020
Aileexa1:
Why does it look like child abuse @ the fourth picture?

Love is truly blind
That white guy's got a kinky streak, for sure.
HealthRe: Nigerians To Receive COVID-19 Vaccine By End Of January 2021 – Osagie Ehanire by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:28pm On Dec 16, 2020
gypsey:
Good question, how come you are not developed like Americans and the british? By Asians which countries do you mean by Asians?

Now! Let me educate you about the apparent covid deaths in England and America, Here in England the people who are claimed to have died of covid died of heart attacks, pneumonia, cold flu, diabetes and cancer complications, and most of them are over 70 and 80 years old, which means they are either already dying or will die in few years and anyone who dies in any hospital these covid times they record their death as a covid death, because they cannot do an autopsy to determine the cause of their death. Most healthy over 70s or 80s years old who goes into hospital never comes back alive.

I know a friend who went in for a check up because he had heart surgery, guess what he died in hospital he ever had covid but he was recorded as covid death.

Flu, cold, pneumonia and cancer killed more old people over 70s and 80s more than covid in England and America. So don't believe everything you read about covid in Europe and America, In Italy there are more death recorded as covid because the populations of 80 and 90 years old people are more, most of them would have died anyway.


And oh! There are also a lot of recoveries that you never read about. Nigerians are not dying so much because the populations of young people in Nigeria are more and young Nigerians do not die of diabetes, cancer or pneumonia or flu because it is not cold winter in Nigeria. It is not because you have been praying, Jesus, pastors or God.

Cheers.
Where is your proof that Nigerians don't die of these other diseases you mentioned?

Our fatty and carb-laden, gluten-packed diets are supposed to be death sentences, our living standards are horrible compared to your country England, yet these diseases don't even have the decency of killing us so our NCDC will be able to record them as covid deaths, as you stated.

Plus, aren't there undeclared recoveries in your beloved country, too?

For the record, I don't believe covid is a scam. It's very real, and, for a reason, it just ain't killing Nigerians. That's the part I want you to accept.

You know fully well we aren't developed because of our corrupt leaders. Don't make it about religion. Joseph Prince is in Singapore, with a gigantic Church. The world's biggest church (at a time) was in South Korea TD Jakes, Kenneth Copeland, Creflo Dollar, Joyce Meyer, Joel Osteen, and many many more have huge churches in the US.

So, Bro, it's really dumb of you to even insinuate that the west doesn't have religion.

I write this against my better judgment to let you be, because you are of the type that feels everyone else but you is ignorant, but everyone can't just give up on you.
HealthRe: Nigerians To Receive COVID-19 Vaccine By End Of January 2021 – Osagie Ehanire by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:46pm On Dec 16, 2020
gypsey:
Nigerians do not need vaccines, Their useless prayers, crooked pastors, fake Jesus and God will heal them of covid. tongue
How come we didn't die like your godless role models the Asians, Americans and the British?
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: IGP Orders Immediate Deployment Of SWAT Operatives by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:03pm On Dec 14, 2020
Insidenaijasblo:
http://saharareporters.com/2020/12/14/insecurity-igp-orders-immediate-deployment-swat-operatives
Just wait.

Na Lagos den go show.

Imagine, during #EndSARS, some of my friends up North didn't know SARS were misbehaving. They were heroes to them.

Send SWAT there, den no go gree.

Just wait.

Den no go go Katsina.

Na LASU gate den go first show.
SportsRe: 3 Reasons Why FC Barcelona Is Struggling This Season by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:22am On Dec 14, 2020
oyatainer:
La liga no bẹ noise maker league like Epl. All you have in Epl is noise and money. Quality football resides in Spain.

Man United that are not up to Barca ought to get relegated after first round of league but they made it to third.

If that is what to go by, La liga is better in quality football than Epl.
Liverpool 99
Man City 73
10/20
Man City 100
Liverpool 72
2017/18
A league where two teams decides not to lose nor draw for 21 league matches
A league where Arsenal gone undefeated for a whole season and more.
Is that one competitive as you claim?

The only point you mentioned about laliga is three horse race and but so be it asonv as they do the same in Uefa Champions league where they won 6 out of possible ten, two to Germany, two to you, epl.
Epl are just a level above Seria A in quality.

Imagine the way you stars in epl struggle I think Spain. Rubbish!
Money richlist, they have been there in top three for decades.

For more information, contact Uefa coefficient for each league or log on to goggles to check the best league in the world.

Thanks.
La Liga belongs to Spain and the EPL belongs to England.

Oga, lest you forget, you and the person you're talking to are both Nigerians, and NPFL is shit.
CelebritiesRe: Oge Obidiebube "In Pains But Stable" After Getting Antidote by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:49pm On Dec 13, 2020
So there is now antidote to 2 bottles of sniper?

Mmmmmmm?

So she drank one, finished it and still opened the next one and finished it, too?

Mmmmmmm?

Na so e easy to drink sniper?

Issokay!

The truth will come out finally.

Idiots just full everywhere, dey take suicide joke.
CareerRe: Protest As INTELS Sacks Over 700 Workers Without Benefits by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:14am On Dec 12, 2020
Ehn, naa.....
We know.
Harbowkeys like you, Oga Minister, Quota System graduates, can't read and write.
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: El-Rufai In Self-Isolation Again As Close Contacts Test Positive by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:06am On Dec 12, 2020
Sanwo-pointer is isolating.

Hell-Roofie is isolating.

This Covid seems political o.

Governors are isolating. Their aides are testing positive.

They are preparing isolation centres for patients that haven't been infected yet.

They will make things happen.

Second wave issa goal.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Man Shares The Strict Rules Attached To A N100k Job He Once Applied For by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:41am On Dec 09, 2020
Oktane:
Your sense of humour is quite unrivalled.

However, you will admit that these rules have been drawn up based on experience. There is nothing draconian about those rules. Just everyday expectations on a typical corporate setting.
I think the part about the M.D repeating herself was not properly crafted. The intention is not essentially captured in the sentence which could be a use of English flaw.

The point many didn't note is that they offer a basic salary of 100k monthly which could be interpreted to be a job with some responsibility.

True, they may sound harsh but you have been told about the conditions upfront and in black/white too....so you do clearly have a choice in the matter.
Sure!

Accept and bear it when the deductions come rolling in.

A job where you can't plan anything because you don't even know your salary till you see alert is still better than no job at all, yet taking the job means forgoing many opportunities for other jobs.

Not a place I wish to find myself.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Man Shares The Strict Rules Attached To A N100k Job He Once Applied For by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:16am On Dec 09, 2020
sodiqapril:
Don't know what to say ..it might seem too harsh but if real sapa handle you, you won't think twice before accepting the job..
After 2 months of taking home about N23,500 due to unexplainabke deductions, you will know some jobs are a scam.

MD repeat himself, fiam! N5k don go!

If he repeats himself deliberately 15 times to you in 1 month, N75k don vape!

Imagine!
PoliticsRe: Drop In Power: How Is Power Supply In Your Area? by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:09am On Dec 09, 2020
In this same country a few weeks ago, we were told that generation has jumped up to 13,000MW and our resident zombies fell over themselves to commend the falsehood.

Now, how far?

Drop in power again.

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