₦airaland Forum

ogododo:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/03/how-gunmen-killed-10-in-sokoto-village/amp/

A strong case for every Nigerian to be allowed to bear arms.

If those locals were carrying even .22 calibre Barettas, in their numbers, the bandits wouldn't have stood a chance.

FG should let us carry pistols, biko!

parkervero:
Try to make sure you don't spare any wall geckos in your room. Take cognizance of this.

Another plausible cause.

post=99498438:
Scratches on your face, hands, or body when you wake up are usually caused by scratching yourself while asleep. You may have a skin condition that's causing intense itchiness at night, or you may have dermatographia which causes even very light scratches to produce red marks.

And this is not peculiar to you alone, trust us!

Abi?
The medicine is to keep the fingernails neatly clipped.

Zzor:
Isn't this love? something that's hard to find these days. Cheap men everywhere

I hope you read where she was previously married to a businessman, then hitched on to another man who had children by another woman?

Who was acting cheap here?

Victor246:
Singer Davido Enjoys His Vacation Even With The News About Him Having An Affair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9KSHsq4a3o

What affair?

Is he married?

Leave matter!

Chioma na mumu

GeneralPula:
Japan, South Korea.. When it comes to making durable things, those 2 nah confirm for Asia..

For say nah China made now, everywhere for don burst..

Oga, maybe he would've walked away if he was driving a German Machine.

osamz007:
NA CAR BE THAT SHAA


UNFORTUNATELY NA MOTOR WE POOR NIGERIANS DEY TAKE MANAGE LIFE



GOD DEY

Abegi!

If na G-Series, e for no even break legs sef.

Islie:
MIYETTI ALLAH LEADER’S BOMBSHELL: Herdsmen carrying guns on social media are photoshop

•Says pastors should join Gumi in the forest



https://www.sunnewsonline.com/miyetti-allah-leaders-bombshellherdsmen-carrying-guns-on-social-media-are-photoshopped/

This jerk will repeat all he's saying now after their Oga leaves office.

aycorporat:
Rest in peace name sake.

Insecurity even in the US? No place is perfect, their Media downplay their crimes while they make us look like villains in Africa.

Another thought provoking issue on everyone to be licensed with gun. Someone can just wake up and feel he or she doesn't like your face and boom! The end.

Quite a bit exaggerated. If it were the case, white racists ought to have killed off all blacks by now, or gangstas would've killed off literally everyone.

Zanotty:
People wey get master bedroom for asorock

I dey tell you!

Why is Gumi not currently "helping DSS in their investigations"?

Mmmmmmmmm?

Only him wey sabi where all the bandits dey!

E even do pass to "wear wire" for tracking and recording, e carry photogaruba join body to snap pictures with bandits!

Naija be like comedy!

Aminobrown:
Pray dis doesn't make fp because u are going to regret ever posting dis wen u start getting trolls from nairalanders

Yeah.

The foolish ones who worship money.

Some who are ready to spill blood and enter dangerous covenants to make money will see dirty blogging as a walk in the park.

There are lots of them here.

This man is the worst Army Chief Nigeria has ever had.

Period.

nwekeugochukwu:
https://igberetvnews.com/1383850/niger-state-governor-receives-freed-kagara-schoolboys-teachers-photos/

Meanwhile another set of schoolchildren have been mopped up by the Zamfara Branch of Bandits Nigeria Limited.

I don't know how anyone can see anything good about this current trend.

Emary:
Beautiful but way too minimalistic for my taste.

Different strokes .....

I love minimalism.

Tolexander:
This is the sorry state of this nation.

Everyone is just trying to selfishly secure his future.
BOLA Ahmed Tinubu doesn’t need this money cos he has more than enough in the bullion vans to purchase the expression of interest and nomination forms for his political ambition.

I advise these youths should just find a way of donating the money to the needies. Or they should use it to set up a firm and organization that will be beneficial to the society, instead of trying to empty their buckets of water to full the Atlantic Ocean.

Dude.

That money is Tinubu's money. To put it more succinctly, he's the one bankrolling the "initiative".

It's the usual stupid front to create false popularity and false humility by which a wicked, greedy and ambitious man will "bow to pressure" by the "adoring masses" to "rise to the occasion" and run for presidency "by popular demand".

The primary will be rigged as per usual and so goes the election as well.

Ojúyobó hasn't counted on one thing though.....BETRAYAL. Now APC is suddenly carrying out fresh registration. That will greatly weaken his ability to automatically rig the primaries and force him to actually dole out cash, which might not save him if the Fulanis wanna hold onto power.

femi4:
The wool provides covering...Infact their wools are used for sweaters/cardigans.

Removing all isn't a wise decision

Yeah.....though in this case, they had to, in order to check its skin and totally get rid of parasites.

Plus, if the poor sheep got its wool all shorn off in cold weather, it would need to keep warm somehow.

That's why sheep shearing is done in the summer.

Oh.

That's true!

OPC exists!

Odewaleadesoye:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/02/we-didnt-attempt-to-arrest-sunday-igboho-dss/

So what was that video about?

The one where we saw police, military and black-clad, Tavor-wielding guys that look too much like you guys?

Mynh44:
Most useless redundant VP ever

He's not useless, he's got potential.

Untapped potential.

He's been made redundant and he's enjoying every minute of it.

Voluntary redundancy.

What a confused lot!

Hasn't this government heard about "unity of purpose" and "being on the same page" before?

It's usually achieved by gathering for discussion (meetings) with the experts giving them information on the subject (briefs and presentations) before they agree on a decision.

Den go school at all?

Oh yeah.......this one's a professor.

BluntTheApostle:
A closed system keeps its matter to itself through gravity.

To leave Earth, you need to break that natural law that keeps us bound to Earth.

Astronauts use incredible amount of speed to break this law, and get out.

It's called "escape velocity".

Spending123:
E be like say na to travel go there with my two babes Vanessa and Sandra go chill!!!


Umuwa no one allow me enjoy my babes in peace.

Na real chilling.

BLOGGERS OOOOOO!

After them, fear herdsmen.

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
He should get a good lawyer, nothing will happen. If the silly police like, let them not learn their lesson. They should continue chasing cars as if they are chasing goats, one day they will meet the man that will push them into lagoon.

You mean it?

A good lawyer will get him out of the shitt we saw on that video?

Well, I hope you are a good lawyer, because your skills are needed on his case.

Business is booming.

Criminality with impunity allowed by the weakest and most biased government in Nigeria's history.

I nor blame dem.

Shay dem get mopol wey dey follow dem with kala.

mentored:
POST THIS ABOUT A MOSLEM CLERIC OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


YOU HEAR?

You want make dem chop him head comot?

See one Oga wey carry plastic chair enta forest siddon with terrorists, if na jet e dey buy, e no better pass to dey hang out with killers?

".... for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh." (Matt.12:34b)

Oga, it slipped from your heart.

However, admitting you're wrong is a good start. Settle with God and all will be well.

Plus, if you truly have three private jets, please do yourself a favour and sell at least two of them to feed, clothe, accommodate and buy medicine for the poor.

I'm very sure you don't need a nobody like me to teach you the words of our Lord.

Yeah.

Ask them nicely.

Idiota!

Poloyanabo2:
Seems like you're new on Nairaland, that's a Nairaland legend you're talking to.

I've been here for like 11 years.

I don't make noise like most of them upstarts.

I was here with some old names we ain't seeing no more....

1. Beaf (Reno Omokri)
2. Mr. Cork
3. Dayokanu
4. Spiked cylinder
5. Mukina2
6. Jarus

And many more.

If these legends are still here, they should show up abeg, for once.

NwaAmaikpe:





This type of well-trained guys are rare.
The type that have been brainwashed to accept the faulty cliché that a real man must never put a lady in her place even when the situation calls for it.

This is the omega-male type that will rather watch a lady stab him than lay a finger on her in self defence.

He should please apologize to her for hiding the knives from her in the heat of her rage.
He should also ask her to forgive him for not giving her his other ear to 'panel-beat'.

He should then take a loan and buy another TV set and IPhone to present to her for destruction as a proof of his repentance.

Every man needs a woman who loves and worships him. One who will never want to share or let them go.
So if an ordinary girlfriend loved him this much to go ballistic just because she found out he was cheating then he needs her in his life as his wife.

She is his wife material and he is our posterboy of a SIMPle mistake of a male.

He could also man up, punch and kick her till she's dead, then stick out his chest like the alpha he is when the cops get there.

After all, he's the one who toasted a psychotic babe, then cheated on her, right?

Look.

Dude.

If you haven't cheated on a girl then beaten her up, please don't talk.

Bodyodour:
Chai!! Journey to slavery.
People wey dey marry dey try oo

I hope your parents weren't married, sha......because if so....