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Agriculture › Re: This Onions Farmer Has Made It In Life (Pictured) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:25pm On Nov 25, 2020

Nbotee:
Billionaire indeed... A bag of onions sells for an estimated 60k and dats d middleman price who has factored in cost of transportation and extra profit. Do U know how many bags he'll need to sell to make a million?

You had to ask, abi? Okay, lemme calculate it for you.

1,000,000 ÷ 60,000 = 16.66 bags. Less than 17 bags equals N 1million.

These guys will make a few millions from their harvest, truly.

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Politics › Re: Soldiers Arrested For Beating A Man In Asaba, Delta State by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:58am On Nov 24, 2020

Latest gimmick "they have been arrested".

grin

If that's true, almost our entire Army and Police should be behind bars by now.

I don't believe that part unless I see a video of them in jail.

Even then, I may not believe it.

Politics › Re: Zainab Ahmed: Nigeria Will Exit Recession Soon by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:35pm On Nov 23, 2020

Yenefer:
For sure. It will drain your mind and body to save ungreatful people, who doesn't appreciate the good work Buhari and his administration doing to this country. Beautiful modest and intelligent woman.
God bless Sadiya umar faruk
God bless Buhari
God bless Nigeria.

If you can't appreciate the good work, and thankful for the little we have leave the country. Sahara desert is waiting, mediterranean sea is waiting. Stop Comparing Nigeria with The super rich countries that stole there wealth. Live accordingly

Congrats!

We haven't forgotten that it was under their watch that the economy went into recession twice now.

It's like your driver crashing your car, then with an idiotic smile, tells you he will repair it soon!

No time frame, o! Soon!

Most of us know how to think, for your information.

Politics › Re: Nasiru Ado Bayero Assures Ugwuanyi Of Safety Of Igbos In Kano State by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:25am On Nov 23, 2020

Three Emirs left to follow suit, thanks to Gbandollar.

Celebrities › Re: DJ Cuppy Dived Into A Sea In Dubai (Photo, Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:30pm On Nov 22, 2020

techmo:
Sense and oil money

Naija gat oil money too, na sense scarce for Aso Rock.

Politics › Re: Helen Grant: Despite Recession, Nigeria Is The Fastest Growing Economy In Africa by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:02am On Nov 22, 2020

Goes to show how f*cked up Africa really is!

Science/Technology › Re: Scientists Successfully Reverse Human Ageing Process (Pics) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:47am On Nov 21, 2020

MondayOsunbor:
WHILE MICHAEL JACKSON WAS DOING THE SAME THING WE WERE CALLING HIM WACKO JACKO

SPITS

Thanks jare!

Since the 70s and 80s den don dey use am.

Science/Technology › Re: Scientists Successfully Reverse Human Ageing Process (Pics) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:46am On Nov 21, 2020

PlayerMeji:
Hmmm

Now we are done for in Nigeria.

See wetin Nigerian politicians go use looted funds take buy now...

Na scam, though den go still loot our money dey do hyperbaric treatment wey den don dey do since 70s.

Science/Technology › Re: Scientists Successfully Reverse Human Ageing Process (Pics) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:44am On Nov 21, 2020

Righteousness89:
Scientists can try this!
Humans can try that!
There are Certain things that can only be on the pages of Newspapers and in the internet!

Matters of Life and Death lies ONLY in the Hands of GOD Almighty...
Anyother talk is Noise..

No Matter How we try as Humans to do, we cannot do more than what GOD Almighty permits us..

Calm down, Oga.

This is complete fake news.

The use of hyperbaric treatment is very old o, Michael Jackson used it. Footballer Raul Gonzalez used it.

No be today celebs don dey sleep for hyperbaric chamber, yet they still do plastic surgery.

Foreign Affairs › Re: US Shoots Down ICBM In Space From Warship For First Time In Successful Test by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:07pm On Nov 17, 2020

Arijude:
hahaha this one fit blow at the same area where it took off

De tin resembu borehole drilling rig.

Foreign Affairs › Re: US Shoots Down ICBM In Space From Warship For First Time In Successful Test by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:06pm On Nov 17, 2020

fuckingAyaya:
Ok

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Politics › Re: Lekki Shooting: 81 Dons Write Biden, Seek Travel Ban For Culpable Officials by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:43am On Nov 15, 2020

dre11:
https://punchng.com/lekki-shooting-81-dons-write-biden-seek-travel-ban-for-culpable-officials/

You no go see one harbowkey among dem....

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Romance › Re: Happy World Sexual Purity Day by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:48pm On Nov 14, 2020

Interesting15:
Yay. Every November 14 is #World Sexual Purity Day....

Wow! Glory to GOD!!!

https://www.google.com/amp/s/promisespecial./2018/11/14/world-sexual-purity-day-2/amp/

Aaaaaaand.........3 months later to the day (Feb 14) is WORLD BLEEPING DAY.

How about that?

Romance › Re: 3 Signs That He Is After Your Body by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:40am On Nov 14, 2020

grim33:
Should I be after your soul ni.
Regardless of what anyone says.
Physical attraction is all a guy sees 1st .
Any other thing like good character, intelligence etc are just plus.

I must tell you, Bro, better not be fixated on the body at all, because that beauty, that shape, those boobses, dat arse, they gonna be the first things about her to go.

Just give it a baby or three.

Car Talk › Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Unveils First Electric Car In Nigeria (Photos, Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:19pm On Nov 13, 2020

[quote author=FutureDecisions post=96002531]

Governor of Lagos State, Mr @jidesanwoolu today unveiled the first Locally-Assembled Electric Car called Hyundai-Kona at the Stallion Group Automobile Factory, Ojo Lagos. #ForAGreaterLagos @StalliongroupNG @gbenga_omo @drobafemihamzat pic.twitter.com/b8EAN4b6RQ
— The Greater Lagos Project (@GreaterLagosNG) November 13, 2020

that idiot MC?

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Sierra Leone: AFCON Qualifiers (4 - 4) On 13th November 2020 by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:17pm On Nov 13, 2020

Glycosunde:
Nigeria 4-1 Sierra Leone.
Nigeria nor fit do clean sheet

Would it matter if this was the World Cup finals?

Car Talk › Re: Full Body Of A Moving Car Being Washed In Lagos Traffic by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:07pm On Nov 11, 2020

vickydevoka:
U can call Dem street urchins buh de need u to tip dem

Yeah....na to bribe dem make dem no "wash" car wey don clean.

Car Talk › Re: Full Body Of A Moving Car Being Washed In Lagos Traffic by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:34pm On Nov 11, 2020

McStoic:
Chaiiii...Later dem go say Nigerian youths are lazy. These are usually young chaps between the age of 8 to 16. I usually get an admixture of amusement and wonderment at the kind of boldness they pull off each time. Cos, they will just size up your car and before you can say "why are you staring at me like that", they are all over your windscreen, pouring the liquid wash and scrubbing.

Actually, I get angry and wonder at drivers vis a vis car owners who ignore them even if after their car had been attended to and just drive on without tipping them. Sime will immediately hush them tell them to stay off,....Nna eh! When you see such efforts, find them something, no matter how small... FAR BETTER THAN BEGGING!!

Oga, if your gleaming corolla just left a car wash and these urchins splash it with grimy soapy water and proceed to mess up your wax job with soiled rags, ignoring them will be the coolest, most forgiving thing you can do.

As for me, I will prefer to give them money just to leave my car alone!

You never see them washing a danfo, by the way, or any really dirty car, you know, one that really needs washing.

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Car Talk › Re: Full Body Of A Moving Car Being Washed In Lagos Traffic by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:17pm On Nov 11, 2020

StagethemTVee:
The grind is real

Palliative don finish

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Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari Calls For Prayers For Nigeria (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:33pm On Nov 11, 2020

Madam, you don't want our prayers.

Our prayers might be injurious to you and your family.

Kindly route your prayer requests to the imams that you normally use and pay the customary hefty prayer fees.

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Romance › Re: 'You Will Die Single If You Are Afraid To Destroy People's Relationships' - Lady by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:28am On Nov 11, 2020*

blackgold2018:
that's what your wife told you abi?

Its what it was

If you know you can't trust your partner and feel secure in a relationship, simply avoid one and stick to one-night stands.

Life can be simple without complicating it.

Politics › Re: Buhari Reacts To Pfizer's COVID-19 Vaccine 90% Effectiveness by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:01pm On Nov 10, 2020

freshMallam1122:
fool this will take u another 1 year to import it...an additional 2years to run a pre-trial for ur Indegines.. another 1year to circulate it for the rich alone..an in 5years d poor Masse's no go even see how the bottle be..... usless APC an PDP

I wish they will take the vaccine first, let's observe them for some months.

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Romance › Re: 'You Will Die Single If You Are Afraid To Destroy People's Relationships' - Lady by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:47pm On Nov 10, 2020

Davash222:
She’s right.

As long as you didn’t meet your current girlfriend as a virgin, you snatched her from someone. Someone was lashing her before you met her.

She's also psychotic.

If everyone follows her advice, think what the world will be like.

Even the one who snatched is also open to being snatched by someone else, right?

And if the guy is in love and doesn't wanna be snatched?

Get him by any means necessary!

Destroy the relationship!

Crazy things kids believe in, nowadays.

When I met my wife of many years, she wasn't in a relationship. Neither was I. We both were in relationships which didn't work out. Why can't it be like that?

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Celebrities › Re: Wizkid: Only Naira Marley Has Sang Songs That I Wish I Were Th One Who Sang Them by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:52pm On Nov 10, 2020

Naira Marley might be the next Dammy Krane.
The dude better watch out.

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Celebrities › Re: #EndSARS: List Of Celebrities Charged To Court By Kenechukwu Okeke by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:54pm On Nov 10, 2020

It's not about tribe. Whoever allows himself to be used, will be used.

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Politics › Re: Atedo Peterside: 'Why Open Border For Dangote & Refuse Others?' by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:01pm On Nov 10, 2020

These guys in government know they can do whatever they like, that's why.

Politics › Re: Atedo Peterside: 'Why Open Border For Dangote & Refuse Others?' by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:01pm On Nov 10, 2020

Yet cement is getting costlier locally. Why not leave the border closed so prices can go down locally?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: "It Means I Won" - Trump Reacts To Georgian Governor's Tweet by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:37pm On Nov 10, 2020

Moneywirer:
This election might go down in history as America's most controversial presidential election.

Especially if the Dems are exposed as cheats.
In that case, it won't just go down as the most controversial, it will change the face of American elections forever.

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Crime › Re: Robbers Invade Six Churches In Osogbo, Cart Away Millions Of Naira Property by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:36pm On Nov 10, 2020

Na so den steal our keyboard o. Same Oshogbo. Since then we just share all instruments dey carry go house.

There's a syndicate in that town doing this. Its been going on for about 2 years now.

Celebrities › Re: Sikiru Adepoju Celebrates His 68th Birthday by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:32pm On Nov 10, 2020

Wizkid and Davido neva even smell one Grammy yet den no go gree us hear word.

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Crime › Re: Dog Dies In Colombia, Was 'Gang-Raped' And Stabbed 30 Times by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:56pm On Nov 07, 2020

bobbybrown007:
dont mind the op, gang rape? you mean say the dog nor bark?

So human beings that can gag a woman cannot tape a dog's mouth or just use some tags to tie its mouth?

The poor thing!

Could be a disgusting street gang initiation rite o.

Business › Re: Inside Ibadan Precious Stone Market: Strabag Precious Stone International Market by Jeezuzpick(m): 1:45pm On Nov 07, 2020

DeMoneyGenius:
So there's actually kryptonite on earth?
This is good news!

That's Jade, Sir.

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