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Ronaldo de Lima!!

The Phenomenon himself!

yorex2011:
Maybe we fit beat croatia, draw iceland.. Just like we did bosnia and iran the last time... Then Argentina nack everybody.. We can qualify like that

See Porpo Calculator!

Bae,

U really fall my hand o!

MISTAICEY02288:
Yea theres nothing wrong in it.
In fact, that kinda relationship is very good in some ways because the lady loves the guy naturally not that the guy asked her out and she ends up loving him in the process of their relationship.
I am a proof of this. Theres this pretty lady who i happened to meet beginning of my NYSC days and shes been on my neck ever since then. I rejected her several times cos i never felt a thing with her and i wanted another lady after breaking up with my ex... I began givin this lady attitudes just to make her stay away. I stopped callin he, wasn't picking her calls frequently, ignored her chats and replied once in a while whenever i felt like. I later taveled to the states {USA} early this year thinking she would forget me, buh Hell No! She still kept calling from Naija and kept messagin me on Whatsapp. There was a time i even told her that jer boyfy should be the one callin her and not me when she asked why i wasn't calling her and how she loved hearing my voice than messages and chats. That statement i made reagot her upset and felt so bad buh i never cares cos i felt nothin for her.

Fast forward to around late June, i returned to Naija and she still kept talking to me. So around July, i invited her over to my house for the 1st time and we discussed on lots of things. I asked her why shes so obsessed with me and cant just move on and let me go, the reply she gave was that even she doesn't know why she's still waiting and why shes so obsessed with me despite all ive put her thru...Mind you, she's got a whole lots of guys on her neck even guys far better than i am cos she is a very beautiful lady that you wouldn't see once and wouldn't wanna be with her..

To cut long story short, we entered a relationship around August and we together now. I don't have cause to regret it till now. She has been everything one could ever wish for in a relationship. Supportive, caring, prays for me, doesn't like seein me sad or angry and not demanding. This lady has offered me financial assistance like 3 different times i was in urgent need already since we began dating which I turned all down cos i aint that type of guy that collects money from his woman.

This is 21st century guys, it doesn't matter who asks who out first as long as the feelings are genuine and theres no deceit, you're good to go...

Let us know how it's been after 10 years of marriage.

We no need dis epistle for now.

And before you write stuff like "kids on Nairaland", just know I'm 9 years married. As in, I know what I'm talking about.

Lordfranklin:
Try it with a Yoruba demon and I'd bring a full truck of handkerchiefs for you!

What of evil Igbo spirits?

Meanwhile, this girl no even sabi weda de guy no even like am, maybe in just dey enjoy de sumtin as interim tins.

Even if de guy no wan do, in friends go yab am to e free.

deco22:
And Ben ayade is proposing 1.4 trillion budget

Ayade?


Dat one way need carry in brain go vulcanizer?

Mtscheeeew!

Willie-Willie win erection!

N! we no glee o!

Na lefelendum we want!

Bling back our Dilector!

BUHARIISCURSED:
Buhari sent 8 trillion to the senate you were dumb suddenly you now got your voice

There are 36+1 states and only one is bringing forth a budget about 15% of the whole national budget.

Since we know that states depend mostly on federal allocation, I dare postulate that at least 60% of the 1.3 trillion Naira must be sourced elsewhere.

In any case, Cross Rivers needs to generate funds much more than the entire country generates as IGR.

Hmmmmm..... Maybe he wants to start exporting Ekaettes to Italy.

Illuminati tingz.

Dem just dash an de award.

Too glaring!

omooba969:
You lost the argument mate coz you ain't making sense.

Nope. You don't get it.

omooba969:
Why not ask that everyone there to continually take cover since they're in the warzone.

Very funny.

The same soldiers wear camo for a reason, then ride in a big-arsed yellow truck!

Really funny that you don't seem to get it.

omooba969:
Use your brain na haba, this picture appears to be aftermath na.

Haba mana!

I don't blame you.

Doesn't that colour appear too bright for a warzone?

You, my friend, use your brain.

Yeah.

Paint the truck bright yellow!

So the enemy will see it coming from 10 miles out?!

Why not?

Felixalex:
Where's that guy that always used to say...

"When I'm alone I go to the garden and pretend to be a carrot"....?

Has he finally become a carrot for real?

Sounds like a fruitcake.

She better take it easy first.

See in car sef!

At least he can take selfies.

In phone lens never crack.

After escaping "The Libya Triangle" without disappearing this happens!

Aye le o!

Ralo:
His heart couldn’t hold that weight. Being overweight is the biggest cause of heartattack. The silent killer, it shows no sign till it strikes.

What??

No signs?

UDONMINIT!!

What ever happened to blood pressure monitoring?

JamaicanLove:
What is wrong with you na? Have sympathy for once... Embittered human being

Why quote the troll?

He wanders about NL making crazy comments like these because he wants to make a sort of name for himself.

post=62819826:
Not all FAT people are unhealthy, death comes knocking at anytime.
Tagbo that died recently has the same stature as Baba 70!

May God keeps keeping us and our family safe and good now and always.

Tagbo drank 10 shots of tequila!

This guy looks like the only exercise he ever gets comprises of sex and hoisting of beer bottles.

I'm nowhere near as big as this dude, yet I'm seriously watching what I eat, I exercise and do not drink or smoke.

I'm in my forties, though.

However, it's not too early to start caring for your health.

phollybee:
Please what is King Sunny Ade doing to help his Master?

Abeg help us ask o!

This shouldn't be out in the open at all if KSA, a former pupil of this man, had risen to care for the one God used to bring him up.

cashlurd:
When you got into politics, what were u expecting? To meet Saints and holy angels The fact is that your too afraid, fragile and incapable of being called a politician. Politics is not for kids, softhearted people or people of principle. At least, not in Nigeria politics anyway.

Yeah.

Politics is for hardhearted, unprincipled people, essentially, it is for villains.

And you wonder why Nigeria is the way it is while they share the money.

Wehdone Sir!

Na waa o!

Bloggers, police and politicians,

Which bunch is the worst?

AnodaIT:
Ugly back

They don't care.

See crib!

Naija has been good to him.

Unlike some people crossing Libya to Italy.

If you wanna be friends, you will.

Go on a holiday together with your significant others.

Play soccer on the beach!

See what happens.

One day you will both be retired and you will wonder what could've been.

You're better off as friends.

ArchangeLucifer:
Babatunde Kolawole who painted the bus all white".


Afonjas exporting theft nationwide.

The poor guy might actually be just a painter, y'know.

Guilty by association, roped in by SARS.

May God save us from being roped in o.

But if e join de racket, make e go dance skelewu for cell.

birdsview:
Brain...yes..Beauty? I wouldn't know about that

Her mama like am like dat.

Somebodi go marry am and e go like am like dat.

Leave matter for Matthias.

[quote author=phreakabit post=62800980]You don't have a point here bro, try to be logical already.
The damage is done. crying over spilled milk is a waste of time and effort.
Whatever happened to deporting them?
Whatever happened to arresting them?
They are selling people into INDEFINITE slavery, for goodness sake

Arrest and deportation are acts of a responsible government.
Who is the president of Libya?
Do they have extant laws?
Who is on ground to enforce Human Rights?
Remember Somalia?
Libya will at best end up "balkanized", with fragments owned/ruled by warlords or chieftains, where anything goes.

lightwind:
Libya, very wicked country. and police force.

LET.
THESE.
PEOPLE.
STOP.
GOING.
THERE!

See my Edo brother there!

No so Benin bad reach?

See guys dey hustle still dey survive.
E no easy but at least we dey free.

phreakabit:
You do realize they were crossing right?
Italy being the destination.

Yeah. I know.

So?

These animals got hold of them just for that reason.