₦airaland Forum

Diouf the major douchebag.

oyatmicah:
please what is d true significance of this Halloween cos Nigerians gas get sense even for this once not to embrace this stupidity from oyinbo people, we don aiidy get our own Halloween here where people dont need costume if u know what ayam mean....

Guy dah one na for Edo naa..... We need to go national on that one.

Papiikush:
See this one

If you know what's best for you, just keep your marriage off social media. Nigeria has gone beyond "Osemugia me" whey you sing twenty something years ago.

We dey vex these dah oh...them go just fall you hand

Good advice.

Now everyone knows what her parlour looks like!

SMH

So no be Osun again, na Kogi.

Why didn't I read something like "the idiots have been arrested" or something?

Oooohhhhh maaaaaan!

Crazies everywhere!

Oooohhhhh maaaaaan!

Antoeni:
10 things that will happen to Bobrisky Before he turns 50 1. He will bleach Jacob with his cream.
2. The muscles around his anus (rectal muscles in anatomy) will become too weak to control bowel movement.
3. Farting will become his companion but it won't smell, and it won't stop.
4.He will start using adult pampers to package his leaking anus, especially whenever he is having dysentery. ( fecal incontinence in medical term)
5. Herbalists in Yoruba land will gang up to feast on the money he is saving now, because he will suffer from pile and he would need to go to them for treatment.
6. He will start experiencing thick menstrual flow and abdominal pains. He won't be able to afford 'Always' (pads) so he will need to use tissue, handkerchief or rag to package the blood.
7. His Alhaji senator would go for Hassan and dump him.
8. He will become to weak to twerk, too worried to Snapchat and too humbled to brag.
9. Gossip Mill and Yabaleft will see his Snapchat in other blogs & ignore. Instead, they will prefer to talk about us who believe in dignity of labour. They will be talking about our clean plenty money. Lolzz.
10. Jacob will become PA to Hassan.

Then he would realise that it pays more to be healthy than to be wealthy.

Then he would realise the reason why some of us have decided to play it cool with life, focused, steady and prayerful.

All it takes is for one of the slay queens he's chopping to out him.

That guy ain't gay.

OK o. Let him try to enter UK back na, if no be Metros dem go carry am.

Graduated fro UNN (mass communication)

Then came to UI to read HISTORY?

Na waa o.

nnokwa042:
God can not give one every thing ,enjoy ur poverty with ur fine face make him too enjoy his million with his ugly face na one one

I love your response.

Meanwhile, money dey make man fine o.

Besides, he's fit, well muscled, and not bad-looking.

tosyne2much:
Is that what you think?

No more than 4yrs older.

No man has what you want, babe.

Sektion:
money takes care of kids

Yeah, but money don't make 'em!

VoltageDivida:
RIP to the dead brave officers. I hope the bank takes proper care of their families.


Btw,
Since my school has refused to mobilize me for service, I am looking for any job (preferably engineering or IT inclined) in either Port Harcourt, kaduna, Calabar or Abuja. Please help a brother overcome idleness by linking me up. Thanks

Guy help ur ministry by being more specific.

May Baba God bless ur hustle.

splenzard:
instead of her to drop hits,


she's dropping kids

The kids mean more to her as a Mom than hits.

Hits make money but money don't buy kids.

This girl is 13?

She looks 10-11.

Malnutrition at work.

Meanwhile, some mothers send their grownup daughters to ''hustle'' in Italy.

Who conferred the ''chieftaincy title''?

Which Igwe?

Does Nollywood have an Igwe?

He came to ask for slippers in a computer shop.

Ngwanu, issorait.

Corruption is dead.
Long live corruption!
What is dead may never die.

Chai! The poor Mom!



I'm actually crying right now.

The pic of the Mom just broke my heart!

wheenie:
she's very pretty and slimy shaped...I wish them a happy married life...no be to dey post pictures..

Pretty, indeed.

Unfortunately for worshippers of outer beauty, it's overrated.

Beauty doesn't last as long as we wish, and there's always someone more beautiful.

I hope they really love each other, cause it's love that overcomes the flaws when they begin to show up......and sure, they will.

TheShopKeeper:
what's the point or fashion sense in wearing dark glasses in a dark club?

To hide dia eye wey don dirty.....just like Abacha.

So they went clubbing.......

And .......... So?

dyadeleye:
So someone can not hustle In peace again?

No mind dem.

No be Oyibo go hustle for Oyibo land?

Bollocks!

So this woman has degrees?

Na only she waka go de school wia she been get de degree?

Mrchippychappy:
Lafarge and their useless cements wey no they ever dry properly. Lafarge products are substandard, the Ghanaians shouldn't allow Nigerians flood their country with sub standard products, next thing we would start hearing news of collapsed buildings in Ghana.

Are you sure of what you are saying?

I have used Lafarge on HUGE projects (not houses, far bigger structures) and I do lab tests on my concrete all the time.

How many times have you tested Lafarge products in the Lab, biko?

I swear that Cement is the one I will always recommend anywhere.

If their own will not accept them because of "powers that be" let their quality product speak for them.

initiate:
with coca cola available in every nook and cranny all over Nigeria do they need to build another plant here?
investments for normal people are made for economic reasons and not political/sentimental reasons like spending millions of dollars looking for oil
stupid sensational headline

Posts like yours make me continue to have hope in Nairaland.

How did Nigeria "lose" the investment?

And people will come here and spew rubbish and insults not knowing they are exposing their own ignorance.

Coke?

No be to dey take our money dey buy diabetes?

If it was an automaker or silicon valley company like Compaq or HP now, I for cry small. Not companies that will produce what we will buy and they make profit and carry it away. Job creation nonetheless, I feel we need investors who can help us produce what will earn us FOREX.

Meanwhile, is there any part of the post that said the investment was meant for Nigeria but was diverted into Kenya?

The reporters cleverly wove a "story" by quoting an SA firm (like we need more of those) importing clothes into Nigeria (how they hope to compete against Aba, I have no idea) closing shop and crying sour grapes.

I can bet my bottom dollar that had nothing to do with Coca-cola investing in Kenya.

I got married as a virgin.

The OP's right.

That's all I will say.