₦airaland Forum

SmartchoiceNGR:
You enfranchised yourself and got buhari...

So?

I'm still going to the polling station in 2019 by God's grace, and I'll vote for the best candidate.

If there's someone better than Buhari, I'll vote for that person.

It's much better than not voting.

Last election opened my eyes about my neighbors. I never knew I had people much like me in the estate where I live. I met a doctor who shared my interest in cars and military hardware (very exposed). I enjoyed our discussion on the queue.

Please vote o!

SoNature:
Shut up!

They are children...children are very impressionable!

More than that!

Imagine for a moment, maybe they got her mom, dad or kid brother who is the only one she has left in the world.
What if they threatened to kill all her family?
What if they had broken her with incessant rape, got her pregnant, then took her child and said they would kill the baby?
What if, what if, what if......?
Poor girl.

guru90:
Lagos money is ritual money they are making there...

so, keep quite.....

We know genuine money.....

No wahala.

Console yourself.

Bye-bye!

TRUTH2020:
ALL HAIL BIAFRA,PEOPLE THEY CALL JOBLESS ARE KILLING COWS JUST FOR NSALA.

See the crowd of boys who donated money to buy one runt they are calling a cow.

One of the "pigs and idiots" in "lucrative, exile" in Alaba will buy ten cows with change from his back pocket.

Fact!

So a bunch of guys just disenfranchised themselves and had a bowl of beef peppersoup to celebrate!

These same guys will be the chief groaners when the man they helped into the governorship post by not voting begins misbehaving.

Naija, which way, na?

tk4rd:
NOTHING DEY HAPPEN.!!
GET THE VIBES,, GET THE FEELING.!!
EEEHHN.!! EEEHHN.!!
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MEANWHILE..
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Let Ipobians vote here.
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VOTE EITHER 1. OR 2.
IS IT BETTER FOR I.P.O.B TO..
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1. TO TELL BIAFRANS TO BOYCOTT THE 2019 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION TOTALLY.
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2. TO SUPPORT AN IGBO CANDIDATE FROM A VERY UNPOPULAR PARTY, AND THEN TELL BIAFRANS TO VOTE FOR THE CANDIDATE
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CLICK ON "LIKE" FOR OPTION-1.
CLICK ON "SHARE" FOR OPTION-2.

Guy,

It's not about Igbos supporting one of their own, but who appeals to other tribes as well.

If Igbos can put forward one candidate and do some maneuvering and alliance forming, they can actually produce a president.

The problem is that, unfortunately, Igbos will find it very hard, if not impossible to agree on one candidate they will all support unreservedly and peddle to other tribes including the Yoruba (yes, we Afonjas who you hate so much).

If all Nigeria agree to vote only for an Igbo, 1000 candidates will show up and each will believe he must be the chosen one. None will back down.

Here is the problem with Igbo presidency.

MADNESS??

THIS!! IS!! NIIIGEEEEERIIIAAAA!

Kick!

PotatoSalad:
If

Awon ti ninja turtle.

No Italy in the World Cup.

Bhet.......

I didn't see any attack in the video naa.

I just saw armed FSARS men walking away.

Is it that Wike's detail don't have bullets in their guns to engage the SARS?

They can't show close-up pics of bullet marks anywhere.

Someone's not telling the truth.

mikeng:
Why was she sent to prison in the first place if she wasn't lying

Why u dey ask me, na?

You want me to admit that I'm the judge?

Odieshi!

mikeng:
She lied no one tried to rape her. Naija girls are liars

So she just saw some guys minding their own business and jumped them with a broken bottle and injured a couple of them?

Which story sounds more credible, genius?

Olori loading......







Oònirìsà,

Wehdone, Sir!

Johnpaul2k2:
This is the 20th Time such "sign" has happened in Nigeria and nothing to show for it

And this is supposed to be funny?

If what you typed is true, then it is very sad indeed.

whateverkay:
Funniest is if one nairalander opens a thread and beg for money due to hunger, people like u will ignore but your greed made u pay 50k for a non existing shell job.

I can also make you a local government chairman if you can raise 20k

You're really rubbing her face in it, aren't you?

Well, she could've kept her experience off NL and you would've been none the wiser.

The lesson here is for others who may fall for it.

It's a scam that runs all year. The scammers only need the NYSC yearbook to hatch it, so the danger is real.

Let all fresh graduates learn from this.

ZIMDRILL:
you need to rephrase

its not the fastest ever made

but the fasted PRODUCTION CAR

I wonder o!

What do they want to say about dragsters like this bad boy here?

FortifiedCity:


I am Making enquiries already. I want to buy that house and convert it to a bakery

Whoo-hoo!

That I'll pay cash to see!

Only problem is, "Inception" is only a movie, and you can't enter another's dreams.

People forget.

Something about that house called Aso Rock....

Maybe it's the air they breathe or the water they drink....

They just forget what it's like outside.

Guy de man no just wan pay you.

Na only de laptop repair be de only tin wey you dey do wey one month pass?

OTURUGBEKE!!

Reading that shii's much worse than fapping with sandpaper!

Chai!

Eye dey pain me!

whateverkay:
So possession of knives in Nigeria is a crime? Why is everyone angry by default? Nigerians need brain surgery

Wonderment!

De knife na to peel cassava?

Possession of weapons is a crime, if you don't know.

Not saying they should beat him, though. Its enough to just drag him to a police station.

Dis guy na ogbologbo e be!

A very, illogical, even idiotic statement!

Spaxon:
How will wash this one With toothbrush .

When mud cake dis tin finish, eeeeehn.....

DozieInc:
So this is the trend; any one that fails in marriage will now turn special adviser

Very sincere about spoiling other women's lives.

Just like the monkey below thinks he's doing the poor hen a word of good, getting rid of them pesky feathers....

Painment!

JasonBLood:
There's nothing wrong with rape it's a natural part of life.

You must be a product of that your "natural part of life".

Ewu South Africa.

This world, sef.

Suspense12:
Actually that song was from Mary Poppins....and indeed Kanu is a Legend!

I still see him delivering Nigeria against the Brazilians in the 1996 Olympics...he won the gold for us!

Yeah! Mary Poppins!

Those chimney sweeps.

Well, what can I say?

It's been decades.

38?

He looks 10 years older.

Una sure say Oyibo no dey get football age?

Ishilove:
9 years... I wonder what the secret is...

Na wetin u wan make Olu Jacobs and Joke Silva tok?

Mmmmmmmmm?

NwaAmaikpe:


After he collapsed MoChedda's small breàst abi?

There must be a medal for the most annoying posts of the year, mi compadré, and it's gonna go to you!