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Village pipu!!

See as de motor park well!

Fire, mind yaseff o!

King Kanu!

The man who scored three goals in 15 minutes to finish Chelsea 3:2 from a 2-goal deficit!

I don't know if any player in history has done that one yet.

I won't be surprised if someone has done it, but the fact is Kanu did it.

A true legend if ever there was one.

I remember Arsenal fans sang a song from "sounds of music" after Nicholas Anelka left:

"chim-chimney, chim-chimney, chim-chim cheroo, who needs Anelka when we've got Kanu?"

Instead make de guy de do jeje wit in one leg, e still dey dance upandan.

Avoid stories dat tosh, u no go hear.

If you turn gurgu finally, my hand no dey o.

iamJ:
[color=#59576F] not fine

No boobbs


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#No Filter Attitude

You need help.

Toh, na u tok am ooooo!

Hmmmmm......

Celeb guys dey fear divorce alimony yet dey wan dey knack apako.

Celeb babes na mostly olosho den be so den no get broke guys time at all!

So the "baby mama system" was born!

Meanwhile these reckless, irresponsible "yeyebrities" mostly came from stable, sane homes with their Moms and Dads still married o.

Den no ready give dia own pikins dem wetin dem papa dem mama (Timaya, face front!) sacrifice give dem.

To cut a long story short........

Dis world don' spoil!

32 of 36 states are economic failures.

I'm afraid to ask about that of the Federal Government.

They could be robbers in fake police uniform.

They could be robbers in real police uniform provided by accomplices within NPF.

Or.......

They could be robbers who also double as real policemen whenever it is convenient.

After all, any able-bodied man with a school certificate can join police.

Who can argue that robbers have not deliberately joined NPF just so they could do stuff like this?

Of course.....

They could be regular policemen who saw an opportunity to clean up and seized it.

Muslims won't criticize you on social media.

That's lame!

The radicals among them will plot how to get hold of you and "feck" u up!

VIP treatment, na in you go get!

Shiiiior!

PhD, abi?

Go and lecture, naa.

Use a retainer for vehicle maintenance.

By this i mean a registered company.

Audit the accounts periodically, with receipts compared with duplicates held by the company.

Get an account book for each vehicle, and convince Management to assign specific vehicles to drivers. If that ain't possible, then print a request form for them to fill, write their names and sign.

Be diligent about entering records and reconciliation of accounts. Back up your records online so as to avoid "missing" files. Some of these drivers have one "oga" backing them up!

No excuses! You are doing your job well. Dasall!

You must notice trends in so-called "breakdowns".

Calmly report anomalies to Management

emerazz:
just imagine... com how old are u..

Old enough to have seen decades of police brutality and inhumanity.

Old enough to remember the inception of Mobile Police, then called "Kill-and-go".

From the seventies till now, it's just getting worse and worse.

I'm in my forties.

You?

How old are YOU?

Enough pockets picked by accomplices in the crowd.

successmatters:
Yorubas are always wicked to other yorubas

How many times I have seen Igbos beating each other and inflicting serious injuries on each other, I cannot count.

They even kill each other!

I worked in Onitsha for a short while a few years back. Ha! See young men in black lugging pump action shotguns at company gates, see them with cutlass and jazz at Onitsha market...... Once it is 6pm, run ooo!

Na Yorubas den dey fear wey make dem do all dat wahala?

I am ashamed to say this, but.......

I see policemen as subhuman.

I realise this because I feel less compassion when I see a policeman shot dead

In fact, I don't think I will ever help a policeman even if his life depended on it, cause I may regret it all my life.

Those guys are........not guys at all!

They're things......monsters.

johnshagb:
I'm with you. Any suggestion?

Fitness Doctor no fit give you dat one.

Try Iya Basira.

All of dem wey jus dey marry anyhow because say den get status and money.......

Celebrity wedding dey get NAFDAC number with expiry date

Not true, buh we understand...........

Bloggers gotta eat.

Two guys I wish were still alive today......

Ojukwu and Fela.

NigerDeltan:
Go there after 3months, you will weep

I'm afraid you may be right.

In fact, the foundation for the crumbling of the outfit was laid many years ago.

It's called QUOTA SYSTEM.

ObamaOsama:
why is only Yoruba am seeing in all the position

is Yoruba the only African language we have in
Africa?

Hausa Service is old and established.

I'm tempted to say Igbo have Radio B....... but I wont.

I guess they want to develop Yoruba next.

sdindan:
Vanity upon vanities.

Remembered when this man was alive.

When he was LIVING.

He's still alive...... Just not living it up anymore.

IBB's lynchpin in the June 12 annulment saga.

Just expire already!

Bullhari007:
this Long john is only for two passengers where will I keep my kids inside the Boot I'm not buying

You put them in the next car with their bodyguards and ninja-trained former MBGN nanny!

Yeah, you will too if you got the kinda cash to buy this ride.

James Bond villain rich.

Pascalville:
I have 5 brothers and each brother has 5 brothers who serve 3 persons in One God.
How many are we and how many God(s) Do we serve?

Six guys serving one God.

Oya, swerve!

Nice one from Obafemi Akinwumi Martins (Obagol)

On hand to receive is Gov. Akinwumi Ambode.

Namesakes, though that name is quite rare.

kennieG:
Mental slavery of a typical black man.. so queen has turned out to be a demi god. . Who did dis to us ? Don't we have kings and Queens in our land but they are regarded nothing cus of the brain washing of the white man from the era of colonisation of all black race especially Africans .. l can't be a slave for the second time.. mbanuu. We better wake up and smell the coffee cus we are subconsciously been manipulated by same people that told us they have abolished slavery and capitalism. .please of what benefits or even values does that queen add to our lives? Absolutely nothing . which way my people

It was the Queen's prerogative to honour her, so I won't fight that.

One question, though, had you heard about this lady before today? If, as I suspect, the answer is "no", then the MBE means something, however little it may be.

Yes, we have Kings in Nigeria. However, do you think any of them might possibly consider the " trivia" of lingerie design to be worth their time? When there are politicians and billionaires to entertain in their palaces? The kind that can dole out millions for titles?

Since the Nigerian system won't honour true achievent but rather pays service to thieves and brigands, we shouldn't begrudge another country honouring one of our own, whatever the motives of said country may be.

Mayflowa:
This is how to write a research paper. Are you an academics?

Professional.

I write a lot on the job, though.

Nairaboi:
Na wa for u o! Who ask you?

I be ITK abi?

Na waa for u sef!

Who ask you to quote me?

Simple yet lucrative idea! Ideas, indeed, rule the world!

"Nude" lingerie was designed to blend with the surrounding skin, allowing ladies wear lacy or translucent gowns without worrying about clearly visible underwear.

Originally, "Nude" basically meant "flesh-coloured". If you were white, that is. What this means is that, up till now, not much effort had been made to give non-whites the same convenience.

This young lady's lingerie basically made provisions for other races and skin hues to have their own "nude" lingerie (perhaps just for negroid races, though, with a name like "Nubian Skin").

Just thought this would throw more light.

maasoap:
Scared of GEJ, ex-president? The one that lost an election despite massive riggings? Who is still under GEJ's control as at today?

Told dem abeg!

What could the Genius of Otuoke do to stop the PDP Chairmanship tussle?

He's the one who scattered PDP, so let his worshippers just forget about him leading the party in 2019.