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CelebritiesRe: Chioma Issabella, Nigerian Model Dies After A Brief Illness (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:53am On Dec 09, 2017
She looks different in all her pics.

Makeup strong o!
CelebritiesRe: Chioma Issabella, Nigerian Model Dies After A Brief Illness (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:50am On Dec 09, 2017
Hmmmmm.....

Beauty is nothing!

Life is everything!

If u no gree, go toast dead body.
Car TalkRe: Honda Goes Into Robots, To Introduce 3E Robotics Concept At CES 2018 by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:10am On Dec 09, 2017
saraki2019:
oh my God
You are admiring Japan, abi?

And here you are campaigning for a man who will bury Nigeria finally.

Ó mà se o.
Car TalkRe: Honda Goes Into Robots, To Introduce 3E Robotics Concept At CES 2018 by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:08am On Dec 09, 2017
BruncleZuma:
Nice but they've had ASIMO for a while now.
ASIMO is an Android.

Slight difference: Both are robotic, though, but robots have one job or another to do while androids do little more than behave like humans.
Christianity EtcRe: Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin Gives N3.3m To 12 Ladies Deported From Libya by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:45pm On Dec 08, 2017
No man among de deportee again¿

Hian!
CrimeRe: Police Arrests Two Hotel Staff For $17,000 Theft, 11 Others (pic) by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:15pm On Dec 07, 2017
Ornguga......Nobody.....
CelebritiesRe: "I Will Continue Living By My Own Rather Than Get Married" -Actress Rita Dominic by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:48am On Dec 07, 2017
Old maid loading.

I'm sure she has so many pleasure tools her bedroom must look like a workshop.

When she's all dried up like a petrified mango she'll still envy the likes of Omotola who by then will have boatloads of grandkids.

Oh, well....

To each his (or her) own.
SportsRe: Sergio Aguero: Why I Fainted During Nigeria Vs Argentina Game by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:19pm On Dec 06, 2017
It is well.

Time has a nagging habit of settling everything.

This will be no exception.
CrimeRe: Budgit Staff, Moses Motoni Released By Nigerian Police (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:14pm On Dec 06, 2017
Prestdude:
If the gist below is true.... Then Nigeria has no remedy, the center has lost it and it can no longer hold.
No be today, nwannem!

It have taaaaayed!

Remember one dude who was gonna tell tales and got his arse bombed to kingdom come?

The place was Nigeria, the year was 1987

The man?

DELE GIWA.

No be today, nwannem.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Lawmakers Honour Abdulsalam Kamaldeen Idowu, Former Beggar Turned Lawyer by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:01am On Dec 06, 2017
MayorofLagos:
Unless this was meant to fully dramatize his transformation, exceptionally so, he should otherwise be in a wheelchair.

Nonetheless, Congrats to him in particular, he is a motivation to the countless out there, disabled or not.

Congrats to all the honorees. Great job to the sponsor and big kudos to HoA for their recognition.
I thought he should be in a wheelchair but I then took a better look at his malformed legs and realised he may need surgery to even be able to use a normal wheelchair.
Maybe a specially built one, though....
PoliticsRe: BBC Report On "Imo State Commissioner Of Happiness- Photo by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:12pm On Dec 05, 2017
Okpukpuike!!

ROTFLMAO!!
PoliticsRe: BBC Report On "Imo State Commissioner Of Happiness- Photo by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:10pm On Dec 05, 2017
Den don dey wash hand for Rochas head, aswear!
SportsRe: FG Budgets N3 Billion For Super Eagles For 2018 World Cup by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:06pm On Dec 05, 2017
blackaxe78:
Arsenal will not still qualify

Tiger Woods all the way

SportsRe: FG Budgets N3 Billion For Super Eagles For 2018 World Cup by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:03pm On Dec 05, 2017
Huh?

Three BIL.... ?!?!

OK.

They must win o.
PoliticsRe: Lugard Osuji, Kennedy Ibeh, Marcel Odunze Resign From Imo House Of Assembly by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:56pm On Dec 05, 2017
From moulding statues to appointing "happiness commisioner"!

Rochas should be certified a total loss.

That guy's gone! Just gone!

What baffles me is, when exactly did it happen?

When did the bug drill into his brain?

Wonder of wonders.
PoliticsRe: #EndSARS: Senate Backs Call For Police SARS Scrapping by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:33pm On Dec 05, 2017
Shelloween:
Actually I did not read the post but I think the girl has no right to slap her boyfriend in public. Maybe they should report the issue to their village elders but if the neighbours refuse to pay the rent, they should just kill the landlord and forget about the missing car.

Car TalkRe: Ford Sues John Cena For Selling High-End Car Within A Month Of Purchase by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:49pm On Dec 04, 2017
cosmatika:
Children born in IMO state now have "molding/statue in their names"

You hear names like
Onyeakpuziri (he that was molded well)
Okpukpuomachi (statue of the Lord)
Chimakpuolam (God has molded me)
Okpukpuike (strong statue)
Okpukpuchukwu (God's statue)
Kpuzie (mold well)
Chikpuru (God molded)
Chikpuwa (God continue molding)
Chigaakpu (God will mold)
Chikpurumdikaya (God molded me like Him)
Kachisirikpuo (How God molded)
It seems "akpu" is meant to be moulded too.

No wonder e dey like say na cement.
PoliticsRe: Kelechi Anyikude Honoured By UK Parliament, Amara Kanu Supports Him by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:19pm On Dec 02, 2017
AdolfHitlerxXx:
When I saw "KANU"...i felt it was the late parrot.

I felt the wife had already started sucking another rod..

Beware of FFK...grin


https://s1.postimg.org/6eg6isira7/LB8_Lry6.gif

Nice one...rep your tribe with traditional wear wink
grin

Badt Boi.
SportsRe: Kanu Nwankwo, Okocha & President Vladimir Putin Pose With Football Legends by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:16pm On Dec 02, 2017
UbanmeUdie:
shocked



Nwankwo KANU looks dejected in the photos,
I guess the inferiority complex plague took over him.

Jay Jay Okocha looking sheepishly on Pele, wishing he wasn't born a Nigerian.



There are only two legend in the photos;

Pele and Maradonna.

Others are simply failed progenies!
It is this kind of thinking that made Davido and Wizkid fight instead of hugging and having a nice time as brothers.

Ask Péle and Maradona if they dont respect Jay-Jay and Kanu.

They do even if you don't.
CrimeRe: RCCG Pastor Attacked In Warri By 3 Teenage Boys Fully Armed (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:06pm On Dec 02, 2017
RCCG pastors don't wear clerical shirts and collars naa.

OP check well o.

Meanwhile, writing the MOG do these guys naa?
NYSCRe: Kano Corpers And Camp Soldiers Clash In Karaye NYSC Orientation Camp by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:24pm On Dec 01, 2017
Nice collabo by Afonja and IPOB yoot corpers!

Aíwajú of Chicago (Ojúyobó) and the hunchback cownu would be proud.
NYSCRe: Maggots In Food Served At Kebbi NYSC Camp: How True Is This Photo? by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:18pm On Dec 01, 2017
Na corpers dey cook am.

Make dem blame demseffs.
SportsRe: 100 Facts About The 2018 World Cup. by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:14pm On Dec 01, 2017
Warris all dis?

SportsRe: Rohr Reacts To Super Eagle's Russia 2018 Draw (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:06pm On Dec 01, 2017
grin

Rohr be like:

PoliticsRe: Atiku Wanted To Kill Me To Become President - Obasanjo by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:55pm On Dec 01, 2017
python1:
Lol
Story.
SportsRe: Gernot Rohr : Super Eagles Can’t Surprise Argentina Again by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:53pm On Dec 01, 2017
In other words, "don't blame me if Messi messes us up"

OK.

We understand.

Oya, where my Casio?

CrimeRe: Kenyan Man Shares Nude Photo Of Daughter On Facebook. Users Call For His Arrest by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:46pm On Dec 01, 2017
The man's brain is filled with glue.
RomanceRe: I Bought This 36000 Naira Shoe To Impress My Crush(pic) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:43pm On Dec 01, 2017
Eeyahhh........

Sorry Brah......

Please relax and format your brain with this.....

SportsRe: #WorldCupDraws: We Will Beat Argentina Again – Atiku by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:39pm On Dec 01, 2017
madridsta007:
Well, don’t count on it: people voted for a considerable worse alternative, Buhari. Atiku has a chance.
Who told you he is any better than Buhari?
SportsRe: #WorldCupDraws: We Will Beat Argentina Again – Atiku by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:31pm On Dec 01, 2017
grin

This guy wants to win election by all means!

He for fake in own death like Skiibi, only say den go plant am sharp-sharp according to Muslim rights.
PoliticsRe: Lazarus Iwari Sokobe's Burial: Patience & Goodluck Jonathan Arrive Okrika by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:16pm On Dec 01, 2017
goslowgoslow:
The most corrupt and the most incompetent president ever.
As in..... Eeehn!

He just troway Naija chance for beta growth!

$120+/barrel @ 2+millionbpd!

That's like, $200,000,000 per day at $100/barrel.

Yet, the foreign reserve went down.

Can you believe foreign reserve is increasing under PMB?

At $50+ per barrel?

Na waa o!
PoliticsRe: Lazarus Iwari Sokobe's Burial: Patience & Goodluck Jonathan Arrive Okrika by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:11pm On Dec 01, 2017
See her gown like tarpaulin tent.

Amoeboid sumtin.

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