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PoliticsRe: Army Mobile Central Command Post - Photo by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:50pm On Jan 20, 2016
obasiken:
I was expecting someting like this. Not skype connected to tv. Mediocracy
You try.

Which part of "mobile" don't you understand?

Genius.
Nairaland GeneralRe: 8 Signs You Are Doing Better Than You Think by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:42pm On Jan 20, 2016
Best post on NL!
SportsRe: Nojim Maiyegun Nigerias 1st Ever Olympic Medalist Who Is Blind &Lives In Austria by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:54pm On Jan 20, 2016
History helps one to see the big picture of life.

It sometimes opens one's eyes to the fact that there are less and less unprecedented achievements.

Think about something really far out, someone's been there, done that.

Jumping off a mountain and parachuting blind.....!
CultureRe: Saliu Adetunji, The Next Olubadan, He Was Promoted 3 Weeks Ago! by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:05am On Jan 20, 2016
MrPolitics:
I don't think it's done that way. If it was, it'll be the recently deceased former #2's son that'll be king now but rather they gave it to the next in line.

I think Olubadans will continue to be old people for a loooooong time
It's still possible for a young man to find himself next in line. E.g if the next in line had already died and the son was already occupying his post nko?

Unless Ibadan respects age above eligibility to the throne sha....
PoliticsRe: Sexy Nigerian Female Gallant Soldier (photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:19am On Jan 20, 2016
yemivictor:
You'd be surprised to find how soft many military babes are.
Don't let the uniform deceive you. Go for it!
Toast her when she's in a bad mood......

Stories that tosh.......
CultureRe: Saliu Adetunji, The Next Olubadan, He Was Promoted 3 Weeks Ago! by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:17am On Jan 20, 2016
searchiing4love:
why cant a young man become olubadan
Circumstances can make it happen. If not......well......protocol must be observed.

The next in line may die before his liege....and his son installed before the death of the Oba. That will see a younger man on the throne.
PoliticsRe: Sexy Nigerian Female Gallant Soldier (photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:05am On Jan 20, 2016
MKO4ever:
In Police force, we also have our own hot and sexy female officer
Dis one na in we dey call "Iyawo Oga" for Yoruba language.
PoliticsRe: Sexy Nigerian Female Gallant Soldier (photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:04am On Jan 20, 2016
drlaykay:
I once met a more beautiful young soldier at oshodi.I wanted to approach her but my friend discouraged advised me.
grin

Your friend loves you......I think!
PoliticsRe: Sexy Nigerian Female Gallant Soldier (photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:02am On Jan 20, 2016
johnwizey:
Wait!!! Her name is UKWU huh undecided
UGWU.

Reminds me of one C******** Ugwu I knew in Abj.....

Buh that one na Idoma......

Can't be sha......
BusinessRe: Nigeria’s Oil Fields Face Shutdown Amid Price Slump by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:40am On Jan 19, 2016
NoreenUG:
Osun civil servants don hear am be dat.
Very shallow thinking.

Make a general statement. Not Osun alone. How many states have enough IGR - not oil relared-to support their workforces, to say even less of embarking on capital projects?
CrimeRe: Fleeing Suspected Car Thief Arrested In Kogi ( Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:44pm On Jan 13, 2016
End time tiff
AgricultureRe: 15 Great Ideas To Consider If You Are Going Into Agriculture by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:58pm On Jan 13, 2016
Salex007:
Na WEED be the way forward
grin
PoliticsRe: President Buhari's Media Chat (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:32pm On Dec 30, 2015
Endlesslove33:
Efcc and icpc are toothless bull dogs now abi huh
So for ur mind na efcc dey convict suspects wey dem arrest, abi?
Christianity EtcRe: Will He Come During This Advent? by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:45pm On Dec 08, 2015
Freemanan:
THE SOURCE AND ORIGIN OF LIFE REMAINS UNKNOWN TO MAN. BUT AS A COSMOLOGIST, I AM ALWAYS INCLINED TO BELIEVE IN THE NATURAL EXPLANATION OF LIFE AND THE BIG BANG THEORY PROVIDES TOO MUCH EVIDENCE FOR IT....


BACK TO THE RELIGIOUS ISSUE, I AM NO SAYING RELIGION IS NOT NECESSARY OR THE LIKES, I AM JUST SAYING IT MAKES NO SENSE TO ASSUME THAT ONLY ONE GOD EXIST OR ONLY ONE RELIGION IS TRUE... ITS APPALLING.
Big Bang, Aye?

Fancy trying to arrange your room by setting off a hand grenade in it.

At least you'll get a BANG!
PoliticsRe: Soldiers Foil Suicide Attack At Nigeria Army Base by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:57pm On Oct 18, 2015
damton:
if the men matyrs are to get 72 kitty-cats in heaven, what is the reward for a female jihadist.?



perhaps 72............ I no talk am.
B@n@n@?
FashionRe: Photo: Guys Would You Rock This Strange Aligator Shoe? by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:27pm On Sep 30, 2015
Shoe wey go dey fall pessin down anyhow!
EventsRe: Nigerian Man 26 Marries 63-years Old American Grandmother by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:07pm On Aug 18, 2015
DashMeYansh:
BEING a Toyboy and looking for Green Card are two different issues. But Nigga....you just need to put yourself out there their are better Gilfs than this. I see his kind all the time in the states. They disgust me lipsrsealed. Low self-esteem. I rank my Gay friends higher in the Respect table. Utter disgrace to African Masculinity lipsrsealed. MAKE Baba God bless your hustle sha
You just committed murder
CrimeRe: Alvan Ikoku Student Murdered In FMC, Owerri (GRAPHIC PHOTOS) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:12am On Aug 05, 2015
dokiOloye:
sometimes as little as d colour of Ur shirt could get U killed.
It could even be d fact that U have just 1 single friend who U don't even know he belongs.
It's complex bro.
In my school days I once had a classmate who was a 'jew' but unfortunately was friends wt his landlords' son who belonged and so by extension he became friends wt d landlord's son's friends.
A cult war broke out,ofcos all d guys wt crayfish in their cupboards fled while he stayed cos ofcos he hadn't anything to hide.
Unfortunately,d rival group didn't think so and shot him dead right in front of his house where he was buying akara(how can a strongman be buying akara openly in d night in times of war,at most,if he didn't run,he'll jejely lock himself inside his room and send ppl to buy him his needs)
Then d worst part started.Ppl that rightly knew him as a 'jew' man now started speculating that he joined up,this and that,"can U swear for another human etc".
Rest in peace Jboy,its some frigging 11 yrs but it's still like ystdy.
"If you want to know where you'll be in five years' time, look at your friends "..........Joel Osteen
CrimeRe: Alvan Ikoku Student Murdered In FMC, Owerri (GRAPHIC PHOTOS) by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:07am On Aug 05, 2015
Bonapart:
So in this small and quick world people still dey do cult... Nigerians are still far behind... like seriously cultism in thiz present world of hustle?
Na where cult no dey?
PoliticsRe: Recover Stolen Oil Money, Buhari Tells NNPC Boss by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:02am On Aug 05, 2015
[quote author=FowlYansh post=36618507][/quote]So discipline is now a tribal trait?

Chai!
CrimeRe: Fashion Designer Excretes 44 Wraps Of Cocaine (Pictured) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:58am On Aug 05, 2015
angry

See im face like Hulk own!
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Troops Clear Gwoza To Yemteke Road Of Roadside Mines And Ieds Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:36am On Aug 05, 2015
mrvitalis:
God so we still use hand to clear mines in 2015?
All our past leaders are just wicked
Most mines are cleared by hand.

What you should talk about is the lack of bomb-protective suits for the troops.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Troops Clear Gwoza To Yemteke Road Of Roadside Mines And Ieds Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:35am On Aug 05, 2015
mrvitalis:
God so we still use hand to clear mines in 2015?
All our past leaders are just wicked
Most mines are cleared by hand.

What you should talk about is the lack of bomb-protective suits for the troops.
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:27pm On Aug 03, 2015
celeron40:
Dickdastardly is epic...!! What was he thinkin? What is dastardly abt a prick? The day I told my girl abt the moniker, she went "eeeeeuuuuugggghhh!!" Shoutout bro.
Dickdastardly is a cartoon character.
Car TalkRe: Bikers Converge Abeokuta, A Huge Success!!! by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:11pm On Aug 03, 2015
OK.....


Make una enjoy.
PoliticsRe: Audit Query Must Be Answered In 24 Hours, Buhari Tells Public Officials by Jeezuzpick(m): 6:56am On Aug 03, 2015
alphaconde:
But why didn't Buhari first contest as Kastina Governor and make the state the envy of all, then contest as president and repeat the achievement. Cus as e be now e be like say the guy de pass time de learn president work. Time no de, I don taya for talk talk.
Shoro Niyen?

Ex Head of State go be State Governor to prove what?

Meanwhile, moto wey get accident nor easy to repair like de one wey na to just change oil o!

Abi Naija well for ur eye?
PoliticsRe: Saraki Seeks Emir’s Help On Buhari by Jeezuzpick(m): 10:48am On Aug 02, 2015
Pickin wey steal meat from pot say make im papa nor beat am.......













But still hold de meat for hand still wan chop am.........
PoliticsRe: Lady Spotted VP Yemi Osinbajo At An Eatery And This Happened... by Jeezuzpick(m): 9:56am On Aug 02, 2015
crispberry:
Lol. I am an APC member but this doesn't mean change na cheesy cheesy naija people sha grin grin
Any pic of Sambo like dis exist?

If you could not approach Sambo like this, then it's a form of change, 'cause it's not like it was before.

Change means when sumtin is no longer the same.

Simple English.
PhonesRe: How To Connect Android Devices To TV Wirelessly by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:03pm On Jul 17, 2015
boss1310:
am still using my SANYO black and white four legged tv with lucozade nylon to make it appear colored.so where is the miracast port
angry angry angry angry

Post pic of said Sanyo TV.


wink
PoliticsRe: Abdullahi Gana Appointed As NSCDC Commandant By Buhari by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:55pm On Jul 17, 2015
msmon:
OK. Thought as much. Another Hausa on the block!

Government of the northerners, by the northerners and for the northerners.
I doubt Gana is a Hausa name.

Most probably Nupe (Kwara/Niger) or Bassa (Kogi).

Ahhhhh well......South East and South South peeps gon' be like: "same difference, brah"
PoliticsRe: Buhari Escapes Delighted Mob After Eid Prayers by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:46pm On Jul 17, 2015
PMB needs lessons from IBB on how to move incognito among the people.

Maradona dey sneak well well for Abj during his days, though maybe for other reasons...... lipsrsealed
CrimeRe: Hairdresser Beat And Pours Hot Pepper Water On Her Neighbour by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:29pm On Jul 16, 2015
Poverty of any kind (financial or mental) begets wickedness........

Translation: A hungry man is an angry man.

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