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Politics › Re: Dele Momodu Displays His 7 Phones As He Treats Himself To A Pedicure & Manicure by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:42am On Aug 23, 2017
balaclava:
Femi Otedola
Trust me, those phones are souped up.

They must have been given to a team of techies who have turned them into monsters with words like "encrypted", " unhackable", "untraceable"......

No be ordinary Nokia o.
Politics › Re: Throwback: Ojukwu, Buhari And Ngige Rock Igbo Native Attire by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:05pm On Aug 22, 2017
We all know the biggest problem we have is politicking and corruption.

Militancy, BH, OPC, MASSOB, IPOB are all born from politicking and corruption.
Culture › Re: The Uneme People And The Curse Of Oba Egbeka Of Benin Empire by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:13pm On Aug 21, 2017
There are lots of people from there who are doing well.

Abeg,

NEEEEXT!
Computers › Re: 5 Ways To Make Your Macbook Faster by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:07pm On Aug 21, 2017
Mac-wetin?

PC don finish for market?
Pets › Re: Nigerian Girl Vickie Shows Off Her 2 Giant Pet Rats by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:05pm On Aug 21, 2017
Hehehehehehe

Maybe na yahoo+ babe.

Na her own code be dat.
Crime › Re: Indian Police Parade Nigerian Woman For Allegedly Killing Her Lover.Photos/Video by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:08pm On Aug 21, 2017
LexngtonSteele:


Gbenu e dake. Ma na e loruka
Òòka náà dà?

Ìwo ògbèrì lásánlàsàn.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop David & Faith Oyedepo Celebrate 35th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:08pm On Aug 21, 2017
Hmmmmmm......

Meanwhile one tinhorn is disturbing us with 4 months "anniversary" ("anniversary is derived from "annual" BTW)
Romance › Re: Lady Tattooed Her Boyfriend's Face On Her Throat. Photo Goes Viral by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:05pm On Aug 21, 2017
She's stupid.
Crime › Re: Indian Police Parade Nigerian Woman For Allegedly Killing Her Lover.Photos/Video by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:01pm On Aug 21, 2017
LexngtonSteele:
All of them are criminals.

Males & females alike.
TAAA! Stop That!

A few weeks ago we heard of the Yoruba woman who had her husband killed.

It's not a tribal thing.

BTW, I'm Yoruba, so don't get any funny ideas.
Celebrities › Re: Oritsefemi And His Wife, Nabilla Kiss To Celebrate 4 Months Anniversary (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:49pm On Aug 21, 2017
Israeljones:
Just 4 months? we will know who you will be kissing in 4years....
4 MONTHS??!!??

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Go and ask Olu Jacobs and Joke Silva.

In short, na learner una be.
Crime › Re: Robbers Shoot Man Dead While Trying To Snatch His Phone In Aba(photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:47pm On Aug 21, 2017
Killed for a phone.........

Killed for a phone.........

Killed for a phone.........


Still trying to process this........
Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Coker Laments About The ‘Poor’ Services Of Nigerian Embassy Workers by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:41pm On Aug 21, 2017
Auntie,

People have complained before you.

People are still complaining.

People will keep complaining.

Funny enough, people complain all over the world.

It's human nature to complain, so you're just being human.

Keep complaining. Nothing do you!
Culture › Re: Oba Of Benin Banishes Chief Ogiugo After Cursing Him (Video) by Jeezuzpick(m): 2:34pm On Aug 21, 2017
A day is coming that the Oba will stand before the King of Kings.......
NYSC › Re: Corper Shows Off His Mother Who Sold Vegetables To Train Him At The University by Jeezuzpick(m): 12:05pm On Aug 21, 2017
ecoeco:
...

Really

She is a super mom for training u in a cheap govt uni

No b her mate train their pikin Abroad

Dont go n look 4 job

B celebrating som1 dat failed in life

CHEAP MEDIOCRITY

Mtchewww


#Eco99#
I'm sure you're congratulating yourself for spewing this drivel.

What should the poor woman have done? Given up on her son?

Has the young man's showing appreciation for his Mom's sacrifice offended you?
If yes, you for just jump am pass.
Christianity Etc › Re: One Hallelujah Records Will Not Partner With Secular Artistes – RCCG by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:37am On Aug 21, 2017
Zeze06:
Members of RCCG believes they are the only ones that are heaven bound...

I also hope they don't allow none Christians in all their schools and establishments... cry
Dis your bolded comment na big lie!
Christianity Etc › Re: One Hallelujah Records Will Not Partner With Secular Artistes – RCCG by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:36am On Aug 21, 2017
That's what we expect, naa.
Business › Re: Dele Momodu And Femi Otedola Pose By Otedola's Yacht (Photo) by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:32am On Aug 21, 2017
So?

Dis one come mean say my garri go sweet iffa no put sugar?

Abeg make den swerve, jare!
Romance › Re: Why You Should Get Married by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:29am On Aug 21, 2017
Somebody will soon come up with "Why you should stay single".
Crime › Re: Nigerian Excretes 1410.9 Grams Of Cocaine, Faces Death Penalty In China by Jeezuzpick(m): 11:27am On Aug 21, 2017
E don happen again.
Business › Re: Gigantic Equipment Being Brought In For Dangote's Refinery In Lagos (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:45am On Aug 20, 2017
classicfrank4u:
wen i saw gigantic i was expecting to see smtin bigger dan a house smiley
Dude, look at the man standing by the truck.

That tin tall pass storey building.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Drug Peddler Arrested With 20gm Cocaine In India (pic) by Jeezuzpick(m): 7:05pm On Aug 19, 2017
Why?

You say, "why what?"

I won't answer for obvious reasons

But, why?
Travel › Re: Man Loses His Arm In A Ghastly Accident Along Ibadan Expressway. Graphic Photos by Jeezuzpick(m): 3:17pm On Aug 19, 2017
navyseal2220:
My God....my God, not again. Afonjas say these accidents are normal but I tell them it doesn't happen in other countries even in the poorest country of South Sudan. Yorubaa...let go of this evil country you are holding onto...people are dying everyday.
What are you saying exactly?

Are you trying to bring tribalism into this fellow's misfortune?

I'm sure you won't do this if you looked at the picture and found it was your brother. FYI, that's a fellow human being. Someone has received a phone call about her husband, brother, father......

I won't mind if you can apologize for what you wrote, though I won't keep my hopes up.
Properties › Re: Four Storey Building Collapses In Ilorin, Injures Three (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:26pm On Aug 18, 2017
PEPPERified:
We may have to hold Dangote and Bua responsible
You may not be far from the truth.

I will rather use their cement for plastering because it will not crack. The same reason applies to its being less suitable for concreting.

Engineers should know what I'm talking about.

Couple that with site workers stealing cement and using 10 bags to cast where the ought to use 20 bags, and the rest is history.
Politics › Re: Senator Phillip Aduda's Brother, Who Failed Exam, Appointed Permanent Secretary by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:09am On Aug 18, 2017
JONNYSPUTE:
The more reason why the youth should come together Nd fight against the injustices Nd failed state of the nation instead of fighting ourselves on social media.
The problem is, the youths have charlatans repping them.

Like childish "yeyebrities" and their baby mamas, and a Gramps who thinks he's a boy.
Politics › Re: Senator Phillip Aduda's Brother, Who Failed Exam, Appointed Permanent Secretary by Jeezuzpick(m): 8:07am On Aug 18, 2017
NtoAkwaIbom:
And me be fighting to get firs class
Don't give up on account of this.

Unless your brother is a senator.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Being Ruled By A Walking Corpse - Femi Fani Kayode by Jeezuzpick(m): 5:36am On Aug 18, 2017
sambisa5:
guess u r buhari's fan,,,,,,pele
Not a fan of any Nigerian leader who fails to get things done, so, all of them.

I'm just tired of this grown man yapping his gob off at the drop of a stick.
Properties › Re: 8 Types Of Nigerian Landlord (photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:51pm On Aug 17, 2017
My landlord has only shown up twice in 8 years, and both times to do maintenance.

He is not rude in any way.

His houses are almost always full.

What kind of landlord is that abeg?
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Being Ruled By A Walking Corpse - Femi Fani Kayode by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:46pm On Aug 17, 2017
coolestchris:
JjEnemies of Nigeria
Really?

And what was FFK when he showed solidarity to someone agitating for Nigeria to break apart?

Have you forgotten that happened?
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Being Ruled By A Walking Corpse - Femi Fani Kayode by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:43pm On Aug 17, 2017
priceaction:
This man should marry Kemi olunloyo.
Niggah PLEASE!

You wan make den born parrot?
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Being Ruled By A Walking Corpse - Femi Fani Kayode by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:36pm On Aug 17, 2017
Dear FFK,

You talk so much, your words are expected. Upon any event, most people already know what you gonna say.

Your words are losing value, but I guess you don't know.

So..............

Just keep talking till you can't talk anymore.

Then your people will put you in a box, take you out and plant you.
Career › Re: Nigerian Men Who Sweep The Streets Of Italy For Survival (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:33pm On Aug 17, 2017
SmartMugu:
That's no big deal. I have done that before here in the US, but it was to fulfil my community service service hours for a traffic citation I got. Nothing is wrong with that.
To think of it, they should be doing better than those sweeping the streets in naija.

Except the Naija guys can buy Agege Bread and Ewa Agoyin.
Career › Re: Nigerian Men Who Sweep The Streets Of Italy For Survival (Photos) by Jeezuzpick(m): 4:33pm On Aug 17, 2017
Hmmmmmm.....

While sweeping, if these guys come up with an idea for good business and hit it off, we will discuss their success stories. Though same applies even if they were to remain here.

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