₦airaland Forum

BabaNath:
Very sweet! Very nice... I love Nigeria pass. Nigeria is made of the good, the bad and the ugly.

Every nation's got a little of each.

We just love to wash our dirty linen in public!

Nairaland is a public place and look what we say of ourselves here everyday!

brize:
Temitemi make this man your role model and see your life change for good. Just joking sha.....

Naaahhhh!

Fayose's good enough for Temitemi!

Aaahhhhhh.....

Great news!

It's like foreigners believe in us more than we do ourselves.

Imagine Gumsu Abacha and Sheppo insulting this great sage.....!

xavier0327:
i will love to see her knuckles, knees, toes and the crack of her ass sha...am sure they they must look very dirty! smh!

Like...... Really?

You'll do such a horrible thing to yourself?

BUTCHCASSIDY:
Your hairdo reminds me of psycho bob of The Simpsons

SIDESHOW Bob.

strangest:
Since 2014 and its just making front page.... No be Tonto, so I understand

As in......

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] That you worship him any worse than a zombie will not remove the huge sh**t on his person as a drug baron, a money laundrer and a common thief......Classic thieffnubu. [/color]

Whatever floats your boat, dude......

Meanwhile, Kashamu may get extradited........

Is FBI now part of APC?

ichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] However much or extent he will go to cover his sordid pasts and hoodwink gullible people,it is on record thieffnubu ran a front for a West African Heroin drug cartel, salting and laundering their stash in his Chase Morgan account.....Tis also on record he was forced on a plea bargain to 'vomit' almost 1/3 of this cash to the DEA else he coulda been an ex-con.…Jagbajantis cannot hide from facts and records....This here is just a comical -looking at the frenzied reactions from the janjaweedes- and belated attempt at damage control. "You can fool people all the time but you cannot fool ALL the people ALL the time." [/color]

Obviously the FBI got "fooled", and that's what matters!

An FBI that took down Al Capone in his heyday can be fooled by Jagaban!

I respect the dude even more if what you're saying is true.

Two words:

Day Care.

RIP Sha.

Bonapart:
role model ko column model ni....
Jesus is my role model

Good for you!

How I wish most Christians were just like you, having Jesus as your role model, living your life based on His example and precepts, but it ain't true, Bro! In this world, people follow people, and the devil knows that!

Bonapart:
Illuminati... looking for stars to of people to collect and lead them to hell... when devil give you with one hand, he takes with the other hand. What's the use of the money and fame that the devil brings: i tel you its destruction....
Don't quote me pls... just believe or forget

I need to quote you, Bro....

To let you know I agree.

Even Pastors and motivation speakers are jumping on the wagon now. Anyone with the potential to make the general population act in a particular way, leading to a change in societal norms is useful to those devils!

@All,

Beware who you make your role model or hero!

GEJ TILL....






OH!

Does being buried make the dead man any deader?









Now that's the question to answer, innit?

prince3009:
In my opinion, Nigeria should be the first. There was this story about a certain time when Nigerian Soldiers were sent on a joint peace keeping mission in an African country (either Dafur of Sierra-Leone... i can't remember which) with the military of other selected African countries with UN heading the contingency.

One day, the rebels in that country who were known to be very ruthless came to a town which was bordering the capital and took over the town. The UN soldiers went to confront them and the rebels fought them back and the UN soldiers suffered very heavy casualties and had to retreat and re-enforce with some other soldiers from the other African countries like Cameroon etc. They went back there and suffered the same or even worse fate in the hands of the rebels.

The Nigerian soldiers who were camping some kilometres away from that place were called upon cos there was this fear that if the rebels advanced into the capital of that country, it would cause serious problems. So when the Nigerian soldiers arrived in the UN camp, the commander insisted that his boys only would go to confront the rebels without any assistance and the UN gave them the go ahead though they were skeptical about the numbers of the soldiers on the Nigerian side as against the large number of rebels.

The Nigerian soldiers proceeded to the place and according to civilian witnesses, as the soldiers were advancing they were being shot at by the rebels but surprisingly the bullets were not penetrating them and the hand grenades thrown at them did not detonate. The soldiers killed 3/4 of the rebels, arrested some while the rest retreated back into the bushes.

Unfortunately, the CNN and BBC started giving credit to the UN soldiers and attributed that particular feat to them leaving the Nigerian soldiers at the sidelines.

I'm inclined to believe you. I won't even ask for pictures!

One question, though:

Are you talking about these guys that Boko was strafing anyhow in the Northeast?

seyidobo:
1. EGYPT


Egypt is a country in the north of Africa with a staggering population of 94 million people and has faced major political crises in the recent past but this has not changed its position as a leading African country when it comes to military strength. A significant percentage of Egypt’s population (over 35 million) are fit for active military service and more than 1.5 million individuals reach the military age every year. With almost 5000 tanks including armoured fighting vehicles, self propelled guns and towed artillery, Egypt is a force to reckon with when it comes to Africa. Having a total of 1,100 aircraft including 245 helicopters, 343 fighters, 390 trainer aircraft and 28 mine warfare, 84 serviceable air ports and a budget of over $4bn pumped into Egypt’s defence every 365 days make Egyptian military the strongest among other countries in Africa.

Why not?

When a country like Israel is breathing down their neck?
Why be enemies with Israel, who have nukes? NUKES!!!

This is where having the right allies trumps having a huge military stockpile any day!

lampardizik:
In case u didn't know he's at the FESTIVAL OF ARTS AND MUSIC

Ok......

No be Church e dey.

Ishilove:
What is it with Pastor Chris and covering his head in church?? Am i missing something here?

My brother, e tire me o.

What is this guy up to?

We enjoyed the 90s more than the "90s Babies"!!

I was an undergrad in the 90s.

#TeamSeventies, where una dey?

Scary stuff.


Really scary stuff.


Soap turn me to Missus?
God forbid!

Just Terrible.

May the departed rest in peace.

The rest of us soldier on till our time.

I put my trust in God.

Omisore people

maestroferddi:
You are making a big mistake.

Regardless of whether Agbaje wins or not, the indisputable fact is that JK is a very likable person. He is by far more appealing than Ambode.

He sounds smarter and one may not need to look very far to know that JK will make a quality governor.

The Igbos are not supporting JK because he is in the PDP. Instead the love for Agbaje is that he has such a pleasing personality. It is like Obama whose attraction cuts racial lines.

It is not anybody's fault that JK looks a better candidate than Ambode.

Americans voted Obama knowing he will adhere to the Democrat ideology.

Agbaje will follow the trend of his fellow PDP.

Don't you get it?

Likable candidate of an evil party!

Even devil dey appear as angel, y'know!

Firefire:
Ten questions to Gov. Babatunde Raaji Fashola (SAN) - Urgent response required.

1. Will Tinubu still continue to control the elected governor ? (You will recollect you performed wonders in your 1st term only to hibernate in your 2nd term)

2. Will APC domesticate the Freedom of Information Bill?

3. Will APC not revert the LASU school fees again ?

4. When will the Light rail project be completed after many failed promises ?

5. Will there be transparency on Alpha Beta tax consulting activities ?

6. Will you be able to now build a home that is affordable to an average Lagosian and not to the few elites in the society ?

7. What is APC & Ambode plans on all hinterland roads your administration could not attend to in the past eight years?

8. Will you increase or reduce the tax burden of Lagosians ?

9. Will APC now compel all LG and LCDA chairpersons to be accountable to the electorate?

10. Will APC now compel elected representatives both federal and state to now be accountable to the electorate?

Your sincere response and feedback to the above would go a long way.

Thank you.

Eko oni ba je ooo

Firefire!

How market?

No consolation prize for chop chop party!

Una wan pick Lagos like agric chicken, àbí?

God pass you!

korel9:
Please who is Osibanjo?

Is he the candidate for Young Party?

Wow!

What a FUNNY post!

Make una laugh naaaa!

judiciarypalava:
Because it seems JEGA is no more clean. With the card readers pointed to INEC central server in Abuja or state INEC offices, you are suppose to vote anywhere irrespective of where you registered.
Why are they not working like POS machines?

Men go snatch card reader go do dagbo.

This thing was well thought out by Nigerians for use in the Nigerian scenario.

Mynd44:
Dumb...

Using silly ethnicity to make others look bad. Someone deserves a slap for this crap

You won't say this if you're a semi-literate Yoruba man, say a carpenter, mechanic or bricklayer.

Even educated Yorubas like me will give this some thought.

Ethnicity is ingrained into Nigeria politics.

Sad fact!

This why I love Nairaland.

You can learn a lot if you will just open your minds.

The trolls and e-rats tho

Yaris has less space in back than the rest.

Look at the first picture. See that rear window?

I think it's Yaris.

Aitee1:
Jonathan I know, Buhari I know, but who are you

I was answering the person I quoted.

YOU!

Aitee1:
Why is he rushing to commission everything this few weeks is there something he's not telling us

Yes!

"Vote for me so I can continue running the country as before"