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Let's not fool ourselves here.

Most people don't have all this @40. Fact.

If you are one of those, you're not a failure.
Not in my books you're not.. .work hard and don't steal.

If you have'em all, congrats, serve God with your resources and raise godly children, cause they're the ones you'll leave behind.

Thanks for reading.

32 States?

Well, I'm sure of one thing, though,

Osun is NOT one of them!

tomakint: Humble? You gotta be kiddin me Obasanjo is just being sarcastic with this gesture, he was never a fan of the great sage, neither was Oluwole Awolowo a fan of Obj! Obasanjo is simply a clown

On point Bro!

Most don't know Yoruba Psychology. ..
If you know what "Mo rehin re" (I have seen his demise/end) means, you will understand that Baba's move can connote a callous act of gloating, a hideously macabre victory dance.

I hope not, though.

This Prof is a. Reproductive Endocrinologist...Hmmm...

Ain't that, like, an expert on gonads?

Mr. Cosmos Aderibigbe Alli,
Ogbuefi Obierika,
Among other actors,
Pa Esiri stood out.
Among his peers:
Dejumo Lewis, Oba Funsho Adeolu Joe Layode,
Pete Edochie, Olu Jacobs, "Andrew" Enebeli Elebuwa, Sam Loco Efe (sob), Emmanuel France,
Etc, an equal; a star in a contellation of sages,
The Village Headmaster,
You will be sorely missed!!

azpekuliar: Na wen I never start work na im
any prospective employer fit mess me up as e like, because I dey find work. Imagine make I leave Lagos go write aptitude test for Ilorin! ***recalls the NNPC 2011 recruitment*
I applied but somebody can gladly take my place!

Thank God for you...
Now, if only there were 156,000 others like you...

Compudoms: What of PERPETUAL NKWOCHA and MERCY AKIDE? Both were not great Nigerian footballers? Those Supersport guys who did the list must have licked 'Gegemu juice' before making it.

You're right jare!!!

Maybe the ladies are FOOTBALLRESSES!

Lol@ Gegemu juice!

dabrake: what of dombraye

ROTFLMAO!!!!


Siasia fa?

Eisenhower: the incidences of snake with python in particular is becoming too rampant in Britain. i hate snakes passionately. God help them there!

New South Wales.

AUSTRALIA!!!

Maximus17: can naija moms do this for their kids?

My mom once trampled a venomous snake
That had somehow got into the room in which my Sis (then a baby) was playing.

Mom was wearing rain boots, though.

I fear large water bodies.
I once refused to board a ship when I went
for an interview in PH

I fear snakes; too bad my current job puts
me in contact with them a lot (Transmission Lines Construction)

I used to fear women buh I got married.

See Ajebo Grade A!!!

So, uh, Dude,

While I catch your drift on the hoax thing,
"The moral of the story is" What?

Girls don't need to be careful?
Other date R.ape drugs don't exist?
Roofies? Ecstasy? Plain old alcohol?

@All, the truth is undeniable,
Date r.ape is real and some conehead losers use drugs to knock girls out!

Chei!

Dis fineboi don put him peeps for deep sorrow for dis new year!!

Either way, suicide or not, I feel really sad right about now...
So much potential, so much hope, lotsa pride in you from your
Family and friends back in Naija,

If na you jump, why now? You should have sought out a human encouragement in a really good friend and hung in there!
If, as I suspect, there is foul play,

Almighty God will get your killers!!

RIP.

My biggest regret?

Not resigning when my bosses started
shoveling poo on my head!
I tried to protect the job, but still lost it anyway.
Thank God the worst is over,and I have a new job now.

Happy New Year, Y'all!!!!

Mmmmmm, (licks lips),
Nice thread! Best ever!!!
Me likey!!!

Kayslim10: bros no one is promising any one 72 virgins and paradise for sheding blood either that of innocents or sinners, not in islam.

Really??

e don tay wey I don dey hear am o!!!

Please tell me it's all a lie.
Tell me the rich far outnumber the poor in Nigeria.
Tell me the plush mansions are more numerous than the shanty shacks and slumdog hovels.
Tell me a molue driver and all his passengers choose to commute that way because the roads can't take their SUVs and Sedans.
Tell me Naija is a country where the youth dare to dream because dreams come true all the time.
Tell me most people will not run "four-forty" to snatch a dollar bill from some stranger handing them out for free.
Tell me the common man's dream of making it in Naija is not based on the wishful thinking of hitting jackpot by opening the right bottle of beer or soft drink.
I want to believe!!!
But, Alas! I know better!
I know the real deal, I know "wuzzup", I know the truth, I know our leaders have let us down so low we dance on the streets because some tyrant drilled a borehole!
I know better, because-
I am Nigerian.

naturalwaves: and Y don't d gurls just chose fine and handsome guys as well just as most guys do 2 gurls according 2 U. Y is it dat most of dem gurls can date a Beast or even a near monkey provided he has money? Anyway U look at it,d love of money is still d point and what we are saying is very straight4wd. Girls shuld be careful so that d love of money will not drive them into early graves. SIMPLE!.

Help me ask, o!

Guys, will you choose a rich but ugly and overweight girl just for her money?
But seriously, girls, sistas, can you swear you can't suspect your bf is into shady stuff from who with&where he hangs out, the hours he keeps, the way he doles out cash without apparent employment, etc?
I think you most likely suspect but just don't care.
You gladly enter a deal with the devil but grumble when he comes to collect.

[quote author=Dolly-Parton]seems some guys just have personal hatred for girls.Whats wrong in a girl going to spend a night with her boyfriend?
All the guys writing this shiit are acting like they never had their girlfriends over before or they wont if they had the opportunity.
And you all think all girls date guys only because of money? Come on Stereotypes, face the deal, the boyfriend is evil....[/quote]Thanks for your post.
Now I see the light...
The girl dated this particular Guy because he is humble, caring and God-fearing.
Get Real!!!
Most girls go for money and fun these days.

phemi01: Few girls will learn but MANY more will go this same way. Greed kills. The way SOME gals run after money and material things these days is annoying. It's not like they use d money on reasonable tins. They waste it on stupid BIG n useless bags that can contain 10 human heads, high heel shoes that look lyk ships, worthless crayons to colour their faces, fake hairs, rubbish clothes to expose their breasts, expensive phones just to show off to only God knows. U see thm snapping pix up n down to upload on DP n FB. They kip flexing with money they didn't work for or know how it came about. Be contended with what u have and work/pray for God's blessings. Awon omo elenu fife. INEC officials!

What can I say?
Sometimes "fun" ain't what it's cranked up to be.

P-Square
MayD
Davido
Wizkid
All the others...
The sad fact that a whole lot of people
love the plonk they turn out and call
music is just beyond me...
What happened?
When did the seasons change?
These guys all sound the same!
Abi, is it just me?
How can we call this stuff music in the
first place?
I know I have annoyed a lot of people,
but I think something must have happened
to the evolution of the Nigerian mind for
what peeps love nowadays to be accepted as good music!

Da infamous: ojukwu had everything in life,he lived it,enjoy it,even when he was in oxford university he had his rolls Royce and his birthday he buy Rolex watches to all his friends,the money is too much,the shares sir Louis bought from big multi billion foreign companies is more than his landed properties even when sir louis died different chief executives,directors,Ambassadors from different countries even companies like john Holts,PZ group of companies which Sir louis is the biggest share holder till date they use their private helicopter to transport sir Louis to his final resting place in nnewi...

Biafra war cost him so much he used his fathers wealth mostly his shares from the first bank which Sir Louis is the biggest share holder..how many igbo man can use his wealth to fight and protect his people?

I think the children should know that the wealth belong to all of them...

My brother times have changed.
I wonder if there are REAL MEN anymore...

naijathings: [size=30pt]PLEASE.. PLEASE.. PLEASE...
DO NOT TRY THIS (CARRYING YOUR PRESIDENT) AT HOME(NIGERIA)[/size]

Muhuhuhuhuhu...Hehehehehehe!
Try make you go rest!

toluxa1: I still don't see how this, in anyway affects the price of the unmentionable

@ least it didn't increase the price.

At least cellphone-triggered detonators won't work on their (BH's) IEDs anymore.
I wonder if they have alternative modes of communication to enable them wade their crazy war....
I hope our Govt and security agencies realise how tactically disadvantaged the anti terror campaign will be without telecomms....
E wan be for peeps wey dey for north be dat o!

@All,
What's your take on CORRUPTION?
A souped-up sports car leaking so much
fuel isn't likely to go far...
I'm quite sure a country wasting much
resources is in trouble, right?
If you become the captain of a very leaky
ship, in danger of sinking, what should your
first action be?
Providing plasma screens and pool tables
for the crew? Rehabbing the toilets?

Front page? They won't place something like this on the front page...
NL is still part of the world system, like it or not!
If na Rihanna matter now, front page fast!!!
My Brethren, all I will say on this matter is, live holy! pay tithes and give offerings! evangelise!
Do something extra for the Lord Jesus today!
After all, He went to the extreme to save us from the flames of hell...

I saved my wife's no as "FRAGRANCE"

She saved my no as "SWEET HONEY"

If I get things right, the post is talking about Heart Disease and related illnesses, in the U.S.
That kind of narrows things down quite a lot....
I mean, is Heart Disease the only cause of death?
Wha of STDs? Road and Occupational accidents? Prostate and all other cancers?
We need to be sincere with ourselves. A general conclusion (@ OP) cannot be drawn, as such, from the study.
It's just a piece of propaganda to lure the world's pseudoeducated to embrace the increasing epidemic of moral decadence!
Imagine: Stay single, sleep around, and u'll live longer!!! SMH