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iLoveYouToo:
Chill bro, I’m not the cause of your wasted education

Badadvisor:
Boring people
Especially akpororo wey go dey shout like ozwor and ay wey no sabi anything about stand up comedy.
These people jokes hardly make me laugh. That's how one girl took me to one ay comedy shows i just left her there and went outside to smoke bass

ahnie:
I could give you the name of the school,so you go do your findings.

I hope representative of delta state government are reading this.

iLoveYouToo:
“…my daughter came home and showed me the food”


Read bro, read

ahnie:
It's the truth.

ahnie:
My kids go to a public primary school in Asaba Delta state.
It's a govt public school located at nnebosi road asaba beside access bank.

Normally every day, after eating at home, I buy them food inside their foodflask and snacks.
They normally close by 1.30pm.

My daughter is in primary 2, and they normally share food in school to feed them an initiative by the Delta state government.

The feeding contracts is normally allocated to some persons whose duties are to cook and serve the kids from primary 1-5.

Whilst those in kindergarten are usually left out. My son is in KG 3 which automatically ruled him out.

My daughter came home and showed me the meal, Omo laugh wan keel me die .

NoApology:
Source: https://twitter.com/makavelli275/status/1584452742935851008?s=21[/quote]He should deal with it. He wants a high class babe na

OgaDeyVex:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2022/10/23/man-plunges-into-river-over-allegations-of-theft/




https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid027Mcw2xiWBtV7XphHu8oGqK3xHbU83r8wF2XtNHSv9BwxWuVKTk3JqdQ7xDjKoDH6l&id=100070095012300

Kwara1stson:
them dey for Jos road before Kano road.

lhordspy:
Not defending anything.

But you see my friends, José Emilio Pacheco once said, and i quote

"hypocrites. We cannot see ourselves or judge ourselves the way we see and judge others.” ―

You will notice the same set of people that has been crying about Tribal marginailisation and Religion segregations politically will all run into this thread like freed chicken from a cage, to run their mouth, pour all their hidden hatred and insult the religion of Islam with reckless abandon.

The gays, that has spent years crying of sexual right, the females that cried all years about gender sidelining, the tribe that wants a divorce from its country because its right to exist were allegedly been trampled, all of them will all crawl out of their sorry-cage and they will all be here to insult someone else belief just because few set of people decided to go rogue and extreme.

Borthers and sister, you see If you wear a mask for too long, there will come a time when you can not remove it without removing your face.


Most of you are worst than the people you criticise. Christianity and the positivity that a accompany it is just a cover face for most of you. You are more evil than the attacker.

HonNL:
Update after the attack on Rushdie, author of the Satanic Verses, on August 12.



SOURCE

Interview from the suspect

https://apnews.com/article/salman-rushdie-middle-east-iran-new-york-2aaf7c8fdc459c664173beb4dc0a9ef5

Previous Threads:
https://www.nairaland.com/7278191/salman-rushdie-author-satanic-verses/8

https://www.nairaland.com/7279074/salman-rushdie-ventilator-liver-damaged#115655247

adenigga:
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Source: https://punchng.com/Ooni-of-Ife-to-marry-6th-wife-Monday

johnjose68:
I am enjoying your pain

Its been a while we heard the liestistician general dole out statistics as usual..

mrmayoh:
Bola Tinubu, is a great politician and philanthropist of repute.

Here are some of his donations in Nigeria.

1. Nigeria: Former Governor Tinubu Donates N1bn for Lagos State University Leadership Development Centre 6 Jun 2022

2. Coronavirus: Tinubu donates N200m to fight COVID-19 in Nigeria 29 Mar 2020

3. Tinubu donates N100m to Kano flood victims 23th October 2022

4. Tinubu donates N50m to Niger State govt to help tackle insecurity 20th January 2022

5. Tinubu donates N50m to Jigawa flood victims 6 Sept 2022

6. Ondo attack: Tinubu donates N75m, seeks improved security 6 Jun 2022

7. Tinubu donates N50m to flood victims in Jigawa - 7 Sept 2022

8. Train Attack: Tinubu donates N50m to victims in Kaduna 5 Apr 2022

9. Tinubu donates N50m to Katsina Central Market fire victims 24 Mar 2021

10. Bola Tinubu Foundation distributes food items in Lagos 2016/12

11. Tinubu was the first donor to my heart foundation - Kanu 20 Mar 2022

Serial48:
I grew canabis in my garden.. it's the Cana that made me grow other things like you have above.. but goats and snails won't let my garden be

Zydote:
UPDATE: APC Presidential Candidate, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu yesterday met with the with Kano Business Community, and donated N100 million Naira for the victims of Flooding in Kano State.

DamnnNiggarr:
My wife says– No family planning, No sex.
for the past four months, my wife has been mounting series of pressures on me concerning family planning and I kept on ignoring her, but these past weeks, she has shown me what shege really looks like.

Up to three weeks, my wife has denied me access to her sacred part, insisting on her "No family planning, No sex" rule, anytime a tried to make love to her.

I've Three(3) beautiful Angels with her and my last child clocked 4 Years old. She said, she's not ready for another child despite our last child who's our only daughter being 4yrs old and my second son is 6, while my eldest child is 10years( that's 4 years gap). she said she's done with giving birth.

I got the shock of my life this night, that she asked me to go and get c*ndoms, if I want to have my way to her sacred part or otherwise we visit the doctor for counseling or do the family planning, reason why I picked up my phone to write this. I'm fed up because I don't subscribe to this idea of family planning or anything related to it, due to it's several after effects.

But it seems like she's winning, but either ways, I would sincerely like to see some opinions from here before going to see the doctor whether to give in to her request or not.

Please assist me for wider audience.

naptu2:
https://punchng.com/nasarawa-lecturer-family-brutalise-student-for-fighting-daughter/

naptu2:
Nasarawa State Police Command @NAS_PoliceNG



https://twitter.com/NAS_PoliceNG/status/1583804360559316997

Lagos Walk organised by ⁦@STinubu⁩ in a well-organised Lagos State. This is an open challenge to Peter Obi to allow his son hold a similar walk in Awka, Anambra State, where he governed for 8 years within the next one week, especially on a Monday, or throw in the towel! pic.twitter.com/aE8EsdtqpL

— Festus Keyamo, SAN, CON, FCIArb (UK) (@fkeyamo) October 22, 2022

tellsblinks:
So how would I withdraw my remaining balance?

Agbegbaorogboye:
What of those who soak it

Karlovych:
Hmm, Igbos!!

gloryhomemaker:
Major ingredients:

The beef slices with the fat
Fresh ground groundnuts
Dry Garlic
Dry Ginger
Onion
Dry pepper
Beef seasoning
Calabash nutmeg
Salt
Some people add sugar.

Mix the spices with the thin beef slices with the fat and spread out in the sun to dry properly before roasting.

Zonefree:
Garri wey you dey buy for market, flies dey perch on am too.

gaby:
You'd stop eating this trash the day you see how and where they are made....

Yuck...

Very unsanitary and unhygienic...

Na fat wey dem rub pepper mix come dry am for sun where flies go perch am tire...

mariahAngel:
What are the ingredients that they use in making kilishi?
What gives it that mild sweetness?
Someone help me unravel this mystery o!

I only know a few of the ingredients, and I'd appreciate it if someone who knows, shares the ingredients of the spicy stuff they use in coating the meat.
May God bless the soul that came up with the epic recipe.

Abdul05:
thank bros ..


Today is a bad day for Zombiedients

lhordspy:
We wont rest until you are either BATIFIED or nothing

Zombidients please visit a doctor or your pastor if you are feeling somehow because
MASSIVE CHOKING STILL AWAITS .... more to come

Popular Singers 9ice, Pasuma.
Comedian Seyi Law, Actor Saheed Balogun and Asiwaju's son Seyi Tinubu all present Live

blamingthedevil:
https://punchng.com/i-will-withdraw-police-escorts-from-vips-tinubu/

ahnie:
So I bought this plantains for #600 this morning in our central market when I went to buy things for hustle 1.


I think it could also freestyle it with noodles fried garnish eggs .

Are these plantain cheaper or Dem cheat me?

KingKO22:
Myamirin have forgotten their brothers killed and discarded into river by Pandora Obituary

Nyamirin have moved on from those pigs killed in river state that made MNK to place bounty on WIKE

Why is it that Lagos is do or die for Nyamirin Pigs ? They have 99% concentration on Lagos and abandoned their Landlocked FallingSun republic