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hannahdolar:
Someone should help me ooo, I forgot my login password for NDLEA recruitment portal. Am yet to print out my application and quarantor form

Me too. I wasn't able to print mine and my password isn't working. If you're able to do it please kindly let me know.

Gensanusi:
NDLEA assessment test is 20 question for 15min.
Good luck

So that means the 10am-11:59 written on the mail is just for fancy.

Harkinholar18:
okay thanks!

Please how can I print the application form I filled during registration likewise guarantor form. I wasn't able to print it then.

Ogunleti01:
You are very funny! Just pray your best would be good enough to land you the job! The race is not for the swift... this i have learnt 2020 after writing NDLEA CBT in Lagos which to me was somehow tough, i found myself again writing Oyo State Tescom exam. 80% of the cbt questions were past questions from the University of Ibadan. Infact i when i logged in and i started seeing some of these questions i said to my self i have pocketed this already. but lo and behold some many people got the greatest shock of the century. I couldn't clinch TESCOM but NDLEA came to the rescue.

Please how can I print the application form I filled while applying. I couldn't print it when I registered. Likewise the guarantor form.

ambadawee:
Am Writing NDLEA Assessment test tomorrow, pls wish me Luck.

Good luck.

KingMack:
scratch my two sweet balls then sniff the strawberry flavour out of it 😆

Jeeeeez what you men do sha After you will see them claiming fine tech guys on Twitter.

OscarJaden:
since u used Benue state as ur permanent address you might do you screening in Abuja or Jos cus it falls within North Central

Ok. Thanks

Dannyhonda:
Let me buttress on the 5 centres for screening. We have Lagos, Abuja, Jos, Kano and the last one I no sabi so it all depends on your proximity. Ire o and goodluck everyone

I use Kaduna State as my temporary address and Benue State as permanent. Will it affect my location for physical screening? Because I would like to do my screening in lagos.

CBR100:
I will rather be almajiri....than wat you are
ebonyi OSU

You keep answering because you're a cow.

CBR100:
Religion war for the useless infidel dat doesn't know their boundary .........u think I send u

See who's talking of boundary. Do you people know what boundary means. Almajiri cows

CBR100:
ebonyi OSU ........I no get your tym

Hahahahahahaha drink up your tears .

Bintdawood:
Yet you have time to reply




Its Mrs tho...... Anty Rubbish😉

Oppps whatever gender you are Almajiri

CBR100:
Religion war for the useless infidel dat doesn't know their boundary .........u think I send u

Hahahahahaha dry your poor infected leprosy Almajiri tears in peace.

CBR100:
hypocrite ......no be same u ppl dey cry up and down for peak milk advert during easter festival
(u did not allow God to fight for himself)

Buh if nah Muslim raising concern for their right dat want to be trampled upon .......u will start wrtig rubbish

hyprocite

Dam bù namà. Dry your tears or drink it . Nonsense useless concern. Muslims like fight know this and know peace. Religion of war

Bintdawood:
Calling food rubbish, rubbish that you cannot cook, rubbish that you cannot harvest, rubbish that you'll still carry your hard earned money and buy fron Hausa ppl.
From what you wrote shows how ignorant you are and it shows how Hausa people have occupied your thoughts, you think about us day in day out! From the name of the food she posted you should know that it is not Hausa, but i can see that the Hausa ppl have dealt with your brain.. Abeg next time try to dey make research, that same phone you used to type this rubbish, try use am do research.. Now if dem talk sey person wey go school should come out you go comot join😕😕 na your type dey claim sey every Northerner na Hausa. From the name of the food,if your parents and loved ones should see what you wrote up there, they'll regret paying school fees for you, cuz theyve wasted their resources on you not knowing you've been roaming the street gossiping and talking ignorantly about Hausa ppl.. Wise up and get a life abegg, if you want to talk.... Make research!!
Hausa ppl and beans... E no poshhhh😕😕

I just can't read these sham of a write up. You really had enough time on you. Dry your tears mr.Almajiri

nairalandkachy1:
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid024Hbz9pbibBHLfsrJTw8G6NPMZSnTGakpoQiXpvLkCaGbHhMFy3YFW8q27Tio6z8Nl&id=100066436096498&mibextid=Nif5oz

Nawa...these Muslim Faithful like fight sha. Any small cough muricki don come dey talk rubbish. Yeye pepu

BusterG:
Who dey "act" comedy? Na bricklayers ABI?

Mumu girl like you.

Senseless small boy like you.

BusterG:
Where is Adekola Odunlade.

This isn't a comedy show. So why should a clown be here

Ebus12:
Rumours and false accusations are two things that has become a part of my life. Like always! Always!
I have heard rumors of me being a thief. I have heard rumors of me being gay. Heard rumors and has been accused of having an evil spirit and being demon-possessed. Of recent, my neighbor's wife even accused me of wanting to break her marriage, all because I staked a bet with her husband, that if he could successfully woo and get this new girl in our block, I would gift him 10k.

All these rumors and accusations don't shake me though. I see them most times as prophecies. Even if I haven't stolen in my life, I cannot tell what the case will be tomorrow, after all, the only thing holding the sun and the moon is time. I simply wave off that nonsense and see them as words of fools and jobless idiots.

But this recent rumor, which I see as a total witch-hunt, is aimed at giving my destiny helpers a "too-much" positive impression about me. This might make them see me as their destiny helper instead, and that is why I didn't take it, dear diary.

So because I came back last week with a fairly used, and fairly stolen laptop, which I bought 12,320 from a Yoruba vendor in one of the computer villages around, changed my slippers, managed to carve my hair, and shared a packet of milcose for the kids in my compound, news started flying around that I am now a big boy.

-He has started pressing.
-He done cash-out.
-He just dey fresh
-Show me an update nah
And so much other rubbish
There is nothing I haven't heard, dear diary, these few days.

Recently, these two girls around my street have formed the habit of raising their polo whenever they sight me so that I can have a clearer view of their backsides. In their mind, nah G boy I be.

As usual, I didn't care about any of the rubbish flying around about me, until yesterday when one of the gossip mongers, had the guts to knock at my door, and after hailing me, asked me to 'show him the way', because according to what he heard, God has blessed me.
That was the one that made me lose it. That virtue of 'Long suffering' left me immediately and
with a very thunderous slap on his left cheek, I asked the mugu who God has blessed.
God has blessed me?
I slapped the idiot again and asked him "Kingsley, come, who did you say, God blessed? But before I could land a corresponding knock, the demon fled.

Like, these wicked people didn't only stop at denting me before my destiny helpers, but now also want to present me as "Made" before the almighty God.
Jesus Christ! Why are people this cruel?

I Just listen attentively to them/it and smile ..that's why it's called 'Rumour '

Bintdawood:
What has Hausa got to do with this post😕 is this not Yoruba food? Why drag Hausas to it?
The hate is on anoda level 🚶 🚶

Tell me what exactly do you people eat? If not rubbish

sarrki:
Abike dabiri erewa Dg diaspora knelt down to greet Asiwaju bola Ahmed Tinubu and Emir of Kano

I can’t but love yoruba culture

Lol...No ne only 'Love yoruba culture ' all na politics abeg.

drizslim:
Looks yorubaish imagine using broom to stir my soup ..

Tueh

Its obviously she's a yoruba Muslim na only them fit eat rubbish.

[quote author=Motirayo2018 post=122765420][/quote]Lol... this one is food ni?? Its only hausa that can eat this kinda rubbish on a daily.

Motirayo2018:
I have been unable to add pictures

First pics : selection of the beans
2nd pics: washing
3rd: washed beans

Termites infected beans nawa o

Marvellsmart:
I just found out last night that my husbandto be is gay. Like he is into men. I stumbled upon his phone yesterday night
and saw his chats with his best friend, the supposed best friend that returned from South Africa because of our wedding next week.

We have planned our wedding next Saturday, everything is set. We have dated for four years and never for once did I suspect that he was into men.

In the chat, he was professing love to his best friend. Telling him how he has missed him and his pen!s.

How he had enjoyed last night with him, I even saw my fiance nπdes in their Whatsapp.

I am losing it, please help me. I went to his house for the weekend, on Saturday, he had left me and returned late at night without knowing he was going to have s.ex with his best friend. I just left the house this morning without him knowing cause he is a banker and he leaves home early. I left his door open, packed all my properties and haven't talked to him

He has been calling me since but I am not taking his calls. I couldn't concentrate at work today.

What should I do?

Please help me
love this man so much, he has been a blessing, and I am pregnant for him, but then, why this??

Should I cancel the wedding?
Should I confront him?
I'm confused
I want to run mad.

Run o. Because whenever the guy isn't around he would request Anal sex from you to satisfy the urge. And trust me after marriage and you put to bed 'no more sex' because those people can be jealous o especially when they order one feels like he's getting satisfied from him and from you his wife.

dboY1123:
I lost my brother early last month and I have been unsettled and paranoid. He visited us a day before and he was healthy and hearty only for us to hear of his death the next day which was on Sunday.

He was admitted in the Hospital, on the bases that he was short of blood. He took 4/5 pants of blood and stayed 1/2 weeks before he was discharged and that only made him live for a month or so.

I want to know more about his death, exactly what happened. His wife is someone who didn't relate well with us (in laws) and she distanced my brother from us, while he objectively did as well.

This wife didn't visit my mum throughout her stay in the hospital for more than 3 months before my mum passed on a year ago. When I visited the hospital where my brother was rushed to being the same place he was admitted, they told me that he must have been bothered about somethings, and that the drugs he was given parts were hypertensive, that he stopped taking the drugs and all those excuses.

I was informed by the nurses that my brother has been suffering from insomnia, he hardly sleeps in nights and if he does, it's just few hours. All these things, the wife didn't tell us anything.

Now, I want to take the fight to her. I need her to tell me exactly what transpired, how did it happen! She's been in 40 days mandatory sit-at-home stuff and I can't wait to sit her ass down and interrogate her.

Should I get her arrested for questioning by the police?

Modified

Leave the poor woman to mourn her husband. Obviously the man is having sleepless night that he caused by himself. Don't tell me you're not aware he was not nice to his wife when he was alive, but because of your misogynist mentality you didn't bother.

IrawoKross:
These South Africans are smart. We failed to patronize our own, now they're increasing their price because we have no choice but to subscribe.
NTA IRUEKPEN is what I will be watching now.

We didn't fail to patronize. Rather they failed to upgrade.

THEbaddest007:
I am currently a student in one of the best federal University in Nigeria. My current cgpa is 4.63 and I got it without any form of malpractice aka expo. I achieved it with hardwork and dedication. I am not boasting in any way but I am trying to build the confidence of average students that they can get an excellent result without engaging in any form of malpractice or looking for short cut to pass. What they need to do is to work very hard and be fully dedicated to their studies. And lastly, school is not a scam because lots of great men have benefited from it. Great men like Peter obi, chukwuma soludo, wole soyinka, yemi osinbajo.

Where's the one with Expo??

Obavoh:
Out of my 4 children, it is only the first born I buy clothes for and he passes it down to his younger ones once he outgrows them.

It saves me a lot of money s children clothes are expensive.

I bought few girl clothes for my only daughter but most times she wears her brothers clothes.

A lot of people say it is very bad and it will make her a tomboy. Please is this true?

It's bad. She would love to see herself dressed in beautiful baby gown when going through her baby pictures as an adult.

emela9ja:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8POQr0LFyM

Why men have every right to cheat on their women – Nigerian man gets tongues wagging.

I don't understand sleeping around. What exactly are you sleeping around with isn't it a woman that same woman isn't she someone's gf/wife or you guys now sleep with inanimate objects

Ijelenwanyioma:
I am pregnant and by special grace of God, I am expected to have my baby in 3 months time. The issue is that I don't want my mother to come for my omugwo. I am her only daughter but she hate me so much. At first I thought it is old age but she's just 60+ and I have seen older women treating their daughter right.

The last omugwo she came I saw hell, I gave birth on Monday and she came on Thursday. I had 3rd degree tear(that type that they will stitch from anus to vagina) I explained to her that I can't stand for long because of the pain. Meanwhile before she came, a woman from my husband place was taking care of me and she won't let me come down from bed except to eat, bath, breastfeed my baby and sleep. But when she saw my mum, she stopped coming. The woman already prepared soup and kept inside freezer on Wednesday before my mum arrived. It was that soup we ate till Sunday. On Sunday morning I asked my mum what we will eat and she told me to wait for people that are coming to visit us so I can send any of them to market and cook. Like how can I send my visitor message? So I waited for my husband and son to come back from church. I just took tea and also served her. My husband went to market and bought the things I needed to make stew. My baby was sleeping and I went inside kitchen to make stew. My mum sat down comfortably in the sitting room watching film and gisting with visitors that came to see me and my baby. I was in serious pain but I have to cook what me and everybody will eat. I served her the food after cooking and she gladly ate it. She's is neither sick or having pain anywhere.

My mother never cook anything in my house for 4 months till she left. The day I mentioned it to her. She started crying that she knows I hate her like my father. Like how? I even expected her to apologise and lie that she wasn't feeling fine that day. Among all her children, I give her more money but she always show me I am not important.

The problem is, even though this is my third child, I can barely take care of child under 1 month. Apart from cooking, my mum always makes me cry by telling me some very harsh word. She will force me to drink very hot water that I can't even pour on my skin. If I refuse to drink she will get angry and start her wahala again. I don't just want her to come to my house again for my mental health. O ti su mi 😭😭

I guess you were giving her headache when you were single so she returning the favour. However if that's not the case you can talk to your husband and ask her not to come that you can handle it, then call the other woman to come.

nwekeugochukwu:
Before And After Photos Of Zamfara Man Released By Bandits After 3 Months In Captivity



https://igberetvnews.com/1442824/photos-zamfara-man-released-bandits-3-months-captivity/

Compulsory weight loss journey.