JackDaAlienz: Omo we busted village yesterday, we are in my grandmas place. After lunch, i was shocked when my grandma told my dad to go outside and buy recharge card for her. See man wey dey form hard man for house Dem dey send to go buy recharge card
I couldn't help but hold my laughter when my dad went out to buy recharge card
E really shock me, my dad is a Big man ohh As well respected thats why im wondering why his mother (my grandma) still send him on errands
Obavoh: God just blessed me and my wife with a bouncing baby girl at 6:15am early this morning. My home has 3 soldiers and 1 princess . I am happy.
Join me to celebrate. For the women looking for fruit of the womb, your prayers will be answered.
P.S: I might not be a millionaire but I do not beg to feed, clothe or house my wife and kids.
My eldest child is 4 and will begin school next January by the special grace of God. I will see all my kids to university level.
I will give birth to as many children as God blesses me with. As long as I keep on performing my responsibilities, I will not lack to provide for my family.
I rather spend on my wife and kids than carry multiple women and live a reckless life.
Sweetplum: Only you 3 or more girls instead of focusing on just one and really show her how much you loved and want her? You are testing mic. You ll lose all the girls.
Exactly o. He's busy testing when they are busy with there main guy.
SerendipityHIGH: I travelled for a few weeks and have been in the East since then.
I intentionally stopped calling or chatting all my girls.
I wanted to rate their level of interest in whatever relationship/ situationships we have.
Note: I left them to initiate the chats or calls themselves.
MY FINDINGS
80% of relationships/ friendships with women will die once the guy stops calling.
Many called in the first week.
One called till 4th week and hasn't called for 16 days now. She used to visit me weekly before.
Only one still kept in touch till date.
She billed me too but I avoided it to access her reaction. She kept her cool.
I have planned to reward her upon my return.
ASIDE: This reminds me of a girl I met at BRT going to Ikeja. She works at Computer villa.
I took her number. We chatted once in a while and I have sent her data and airtime on few occasions.
I intentionally stopped contacting her and she never did. I deleted her number 2 months after.
I suspect this might be happening because I don't reveal my identity to them because I always want things to flow organically and also to avoid raising high expectations of me.
As jagaban that you are na. You're are keeping many girls and expect them to be calling you because they don't have job. The same way you keep many that's how they have many guys that checking up in them���
Acidosis: The world does not revolve around you and your sister (family).
Over the past months, how many times have you called to speak to his family? Or...their lives don't matter?
And what is this game you people are playing sef? If I don't talk to my spouse in 2 weeks, then I'll naturally assume that the relationship is dead. You guys go months without talking and all that concerns you is your sister's fiance?
Are you in some kind of open marriage?
Like I don't even understand her at all. Blaming the poor man for not picking the sister's fiancee.
Meteoritey: Due to work, my husband and I live in states, and my husband lives in Canada. 3 months ago we had some serious skirmishes during our phone conversation and in the heat of the argument, I told him that he does not appreciate the fact that I am raising the kids and doing everything alone.
To my disappointment, he told me that he is overworked more than me. This really angered me. This got me angry and I hung up. Although He tried to reach me for 4 days, and also sent me some messages, I cut him off without replying, about 9 weeks later, I sent him just a message on an unrelated issue, he ignored my message, after another month, I sent him another message, he also ignored. It has been 3 months now we have not spoken to each other.
Recently my brother had a baby, and he only called once to congratulate them. Moreover my younger sister got admission to a university to study the same course that my husband studied, so naturally, my sister contacted him. My sister said he advised her on what to do and what she should expect. This was about 2 months ago. I personally did not inform him about my sister’s admission myself.
After about one month, my sister also called him for more information, but he has not been picking my sister’s call.
My sisters fiancee also called him to inform him about their upcoming marriage (my same sister that got the admission) he only spoke with my sister and her fiancee once, he stopped further communication with them on both issues of admission and marriage, and that he only spoke with them the first time about the admission and the marriage out of the respect he has for them.
He gave my sister the excuse that it was not proper, for him to speak with her fiancee' because he said that I have not told him anything about the marriage, therefore he can not relate further with my sister as per the marriage. And that it was out of respect that he even called my sister initially to advice her.
What are you thoughts and opinion please.
1. I can't imagine not talking to my husband for nine weeks. Haba 2. How many times do you want him to congratulate your brother that gave birth. 3. Your sister's fiancee has no right yet to call him since he's not part of the family yet. That's you and your parents/ sister part to tell your husband about the wedding. 4. Learn to appreciate each other.
Your only gateway to escaping from generational poverty
But e fit nor work for you Sha... Yahoo boys dey use many of una renew...you fit be among those wey narrowly escape Sha...but then again, nor be only who die Dem use, some na the womb them destroy for life...
ExAngel007: A Nigerian man has shared a screenshot of a message from his house cleaner who asked him out.
In the message, the cleaner expressed her love for him and further added that she needs him in her life.
@Otunbatoba who described this as his craziest experience in a longtime, recounted how he's been nice to his cleaner who is a widow with two children.
The Twitter user who regretted being nice to the cleaner, stated that he now needs a wife so his cleaner will know that there is a "madam" in the house.
SimpleGuy001: OK, as the topic says i have 500k in my account and i intend to come to lagos after service. Any advice from matured people here? I'm praying for divine direction but let me hear your advices.
Note: no relative in lagos so i'm starting from scratch with accomodation and all
Darren95: I had femur fracture on my left leg and it’s been difficult to move around the house and get things done because I can’t put weight on the operated leg until the fracture heals.
There is this lady friend I knew last year. Back then I tried persuading this lady friend to let me have a shot from her honey pot but she refused. Honestly back then I was only interested in her honey pot nothing more because I’m not ready for a committed relationship at this stage of my life.
Nearly 2 months after I had the surgery, i called this lady friend (we have not been talking for close to a year) and told her I had accident. She immediately book a car and came to my house to see me. I was surprised and appreciated her quick response. I told her how it happened and that my two friends (guys) have been the ones helping. I told her I would be glad if she comes around to care for me while I heal as I can’t get food from the kitchen myself because I can’t step on my both legs due to the surgery. I live alone in my two bedroom apartment.
Omo starting from that day she started caring and didn’t leave until 5 days later. She said she was going to her home town and she needed to see her 2yrs old daughter (she got pregnant while in a relationship with her ex).
The issue on ground now is that, ever since she returned she has not gone to her own house where she rented. She has been in my house doing virtually everything and my both friends have left (they are business men). I was tempted to approach her for sex and she gave me smoothly without complain unlike before. I was like, look at you when I was healthy you didn’t let me have your honey pot, but now you gave it to me without stress! Hmmm we laughed over it.
But the rate at which this lady friend is taking care of me is scaring, she does everything to the point that I can’t remember the last time I opened a bottle water myself. She does it for me, the only thing I do is bath myself! Few days ago my guy who was with me came with his female friend to pay me a visit and omo this my lady friend was looking at this girl with all force and frown on her face. I mean the looking was like; ‘’who is this girl, does she have parol with me’’ you know that kind of look.
It pissed me off and since then I have been feeling irritated. I mean we are not dating, has she taken this too far inside her heart!
I’m thinking of moving her out but I don’t have a perfect option In getting someone I can trust like her to take care of me especially because I’ve not started walking. Will this turn out to be a problem tomorrow? I only had sex with her ones and refuse to ever do it again because of this. I always tell her I will appreciate you with something very nice when I heal completely, that I appreciate her support and that if she has anything to do, she can go and do it and come back but NO she never left my house and i asked myself what was she doing before I called her??!! To even ask her say Watin you Dey before I call you, tire me because e go look like say I dey tell her to go!!!
Kollins11: If you're a lady, be it my wife or girlfriend, I would kindly advice you to stay away from my phone if you actually want to live long.
Contents and chats on my phone with other biitches will definitely send you to your early grave. No Jokes!
I have biitches sending me naked pictures & videos, I also have my own recorded sex tapes on my phone with different bitches (on agreement).
Every app on phone requires password and face ID to gain access. If I die today, you will only need to flash my phone and all the content will be gone.
This is just an iceberg of the Real me. So if you really want to live long as my wife/girlfriend kindly stay clear from my phone.
If you like hide your phone inside your kpekus, I don't care, I will never go through your phone. Just Respect my phone privacy that's all I'm asking.
Basiljoe: I like Chinese food. I always love the flavor. So I decided to see what 10k can get me if i cook instead of ordering from my regular place, which cost like 8-10k for just 2 Regular boxes of Rice/Noodles.
Pork chops Chicken breast Indomie fried Oriental and Relish Noodles.
Chop up the ingredients. Boil/Fry the eggs and set aside. Boil/fry meat or protein choice. Steam your noodles and then sieve and set aside. Add oil to the pan and stir fry the chopped ingredients and then add the eggs and then slowly add the Soy sauce and Oyster sauce, might give it a brownish look.
Stir fry together with the noodles. Wait to simmer for 5 minutes Add meat or protein choice.
Serve. Enjoy.
Best served with a chilled bottle of Viju Milk chocolate/Red Wine/ Orange or Apple Juice.
All these ingredients just for noodles. This noodles really went through hell��
fergie001: Sonia Chinonso, daughter of the embattled former Nigerian Deputy Senate President, Ike Ekweremadu, has appealed to members of the public to donate kidney to her.
Just this morning, I was given 1.5k as tfare to go look for work and after all said and done, I was left with only 600. Cos I really went to a lot of places.
But the onus of the matter is that I just bought 2 #50 biscuits (#100) some minutes ago. And I'm now left with only #500 for tomorrow.
I'm afraid I will finish the 5h on biscuits this night. I don't know what to do.
candidtalk: Igbos always so hateful and ungracious. There is nothing or no one they do not hate. Not a fan of the Monarchy per se but the queen was a nice, gracious, fair and selfless monarch.
Very convenient for this hateful Uju woman, typical of the average Igbo, to try and taint the queen's passing by making her the arrowhead of British imperialism.
Kingpin1000: "The bible says, He that finds a wife, finds a good thing". Not every woman is wife material ,some are demons in human skin. Her children may end up suffering for her crime if the man lacks the fear of God. Some people fail to realise that 2 million naira na small money, na when you get am you go know say Nigerian currency na rubbish. 2 million na big money only when you get a source of income, this woman would have finished her share within a month and will go back to status quo or even worse because the man will have excuse to not give her money. Before you commit a crime think and rethink to know if the crime is worth it.
Modified: Everyone quoting me saying, I did not scold the man for not performing his duty as a man should take a chill pill. We haven't heard the man's side of the story so I will stick to the woman's part. Those saying the man has money to pay 2 million naira should also know that when you are in the kidnappers den, you are not the one who source for the money, it is mostly family members and friends Who raise the money, ever wondered why your family can't raise 1 million for you to start a business but can raise 1 million for your burial. That's life. I dropped out of school cause my Dad couldn't assist me financially so I hated him for that. After few years I gained another admission and trained myself till I graduated. Today I don't blame my Dad because He did not have money to train me then that was why He told me to defer but I was stubborn. Thesame father has trained my younger ones and is still training my siblings in school.
Family › Re: My Grandma Still Sends My Dad On Errands by jessylaurel(f): 10:36pm On Sep 29, 2022
. Abeg who fit translate?