Food › Re: I Bought 5 Cups Of Rice For #50 Today by jessylaurel(f): 8:48pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
MaDaRa01: My conscience is judging me.
A woman that i sometimes patronize left a kid to watch her shop. I wanted to buy rice. I ask him for the price because the price do flunctuate, which he said it is 100, no 50, no 20 naira. I shock, then the devil enter me and i said whether e no go sell 10. I told him to sell me 5cup of rice, after he measured and tied it, i gave him 100 and told him to take the remaining 50 and not to tell the woman so that she will not collect his 50 tip.
You're very wicked and heartless. U will get yous in a 1000000 fold.
Rubbish
Kid was happy, i was happy, trader lose.
Now this evening, rice no let me eat, i am just thinking of going back to do restitution.
How do i go about it without the trader getting angry? |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: My Experience With NDLEA Portal by jessylaurel(f): 8:40pm On Mar 14, 2023 |
respect80: My experience with the NDLEA portal since on sunday which the portal was officially declared opened for application hasn't been a nice one. At some point the site won't open at all. I waited to see if the traffic load would be minimal at midnight but I kept trying to no avail. The annoying thing is that the malfunctioning of the site always happens after you have finished entering your details and uploaded your credentials. Once you try to save your application to move to the next part, they will simply display a notification that "you hit the rate limit because of too many requests." Please try after some time. I kept trying and uploading my credentials but I finally gave up after going through the process for more than 15 times to no avail.
Has anyone been able to apply successfully? If yes, please share your experience with us. Is there a specific browser that works better for the registration? Please be kind to share some ideas here. Thanks 🙏 Mine isn't opening. How did you get to the stage of uploading credentials and details?? |
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Posts Wrong Picture As Prof Saheed Aderinto, Deletes His Tweet by jessylaurel(f): 11:06am On Mar 13, 2023 |
Dapagun: But why the constant gaffes? Old age? Lack of concentration? Forgetfulness? Lack of a strong research team?
Or just bland incompetence?
This is the original picture of Prof Saheed.
A google search will help just time Nobody is above mistake. But all you people do is use your last penny to buy data and stalk people online and fault them when u can't afford a plate of food.  |
Health › Re: Pimple Wants To Finish My Face (graphic Pix) by jessylaurel(f): 10:16pm On Mar 12, 2023 |
Pimplewankeeme: Chai.. but how can I do without it? I want to leave this masturbation but it doesn't want to leave me o ☹️ Go and marry  |
Health › Re: Pimple Wants To Finish My Face (graphic Pix) by jessylaurel(f): 10:10pm On Mar 12, 2023 |
Pimplewankeeme: Ladies and gentlemen, pimple have finished me. 80% of my forehead have been pimplerized. I need your help nairalanders. I don't feel comfortable under my skin again. And to make it worse, I have an upcoming interview in few days time o.
I used Bio-oil from 1st to 7th of this month but I didn't see any changes and I've long stopped using it. I also used K-brothers papaya soap during that time o.. but no effect
Lastly, does masturbation cos pimples? Cos the thing wants to finish my life.. my 1GB data no longer last up to 3 days o. Pls how can I stop this pimples. I want to have the skin of a new born baby o 😢. Pls helpful suggestions is needed house Bio oil have nothing to do with pimples. I guess the pimples started as a result of bleaching. |
Travel › Re: Commercial Bus Driver Crushes Motorist To Death In Meiran, Lagos (Photos) by jessylaurel(f): 12:36pm On Mar 10, 2023 |
Mufasa27: Lagos is over crowded and these Nuisance are not willing to leave... Smh Mr Sanwo has alot to do once he is reelected back to office. Who are they? |
Politics › Re: Train/Bus Accident: Sanwo-Olu Declares Three Days Mourning Period In Lagos by jessylaurel(f): 8:22pm On Mar 09, 2023 |
TMSMedia: Train/Bus Accident: Sanwo-Olu Declares Three Days Mourning Period In Lagos
Lagos state governor, Babajide Sanwo-Olu, has declared 3 days mourning period in his state following the unfortunate accident that occurred as a moving train rammed into a state bus conveying civil servants to work in the state on Thursday, March 9, IGBERETV reports.
He wrote on his Twitter handle;
https://twitter.com/jidesanwoolu/status/1633836396673912832?t=8bGPReA3Ccc_axCTNMAjxw&s=19[/quote]LOL 3 days mourning for train accident but no mourning for Endsars victims. All for elections just dey play. |
Business › Re: Come With Me To Get A Human Size Mirror At Aluminium Village, Dopemu! by jessylaurel(f): 1:30pm On Mar 09, 2023 |
[quote author=pocohantas post=121587629][/quote]Please how did you transport it to your location? And how much to ikeja |
Business › Re: Come With Me To Get A Human Size Mirror At Aluminium Village, Dopemu! by jessylaurel(f): 1:29pm On Mar 09, 2023 |
[quote author=pocohantas post=121587698][/quote]Are you serious.  That's to say he used scissors or what? |
Travel › Re: Train Crushes BRT Bus In Ikeja, Lagos by jessylaurel(f): 12:07pm On Mar 09, 2023 |
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Politics › Re: Banky W Break Silence As He Loses Eti-Osa Reps Seat To Labour Party by jessylaurel(f): 1:26pm On Mar 07, 2023 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: Is It A Sin To Sit With The Congregation While On Menstruation? by jessylaurel(f): 10:13am On Mar 05, 2023 |
omolola100: Good evening my brothers and sisters There is something I still don't understand and I need a clear and better explanation.
I attend a white garment church and the doctrine does not allow us to sit with the congregation because of the stain, there is a place packaged for us to sit and the corner of the church.... The issue right now is that my menstruation started last week Sunday and I don't know why it hasn't stop till this present moment. I'm just thinking if I should go to church tomorrow because I don't want to sit at the corner of the church tomorrow because people might be suspicious something is wrong with me. I haven't seen anything about this in the scripture, I just want to know if it's a sin to sit with the congregation while on period... That's absurd. So the whole congregation will know that you're menstruating because of a useless doctrine. Stay at home and pray. |
Politics › Re: Onikan General Hospital Lagos Asks Staff To Bring Their PVCs To Work - Onyeche by jessylaurel(f): 2:11pm On Mar 04, 2023 |
Tee2027: Na u get sense and ugm, ipob sit u at home every Monday?
Did Lagosian beg you to help dem? Bia Nwanne go back to your village wey get sense.
Sanwo is working and one of the best governor bro. If you know where I'm typing from you won't be embarrassing yourself calling me ugm. Ode ritualist |
Politics › Re: Tinubu Presents His Certificate Of Return To His Son, Seyi (Photo) by jessylaurel(f): 2:05pm On Mar 04, 2023 |
Parachoko: Why are you crying about it?  When the time comes hope your tears feed you. Useless yoruba.muslim  |
Politics › Re: Onikan General Hospital Lagos Asks Staff To Bring Their PVCs To Work - Onyeche by jessylaurel(f): 2:04pm On Mar 04, 2023 |
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Politics › Re: Nigerians Storm Embassy In London, Demand Peter Obi Be Declared Winner by jessylaurel(f): 9:47pm On Mar 03, 2023 |
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Politics › Re: Mahmood Yakubu's Son: If Peter Obi Wins, I'm Not Going Back To Nigeria (Photos) by jessylaurel(f): 2:39pm On Mar 03, 2023 |
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Politics › Re: Babagana Kingibe (Abiola's Vice In 1993) Gets Emotional As He Meets Tinubu by jessylaurel(f): 10:03pm On Mar 02, 2023 |
trutharena: Something interesting happened in the video if people can take note.
Babagana Kingibe wife is Ireti-Kingibe and she just won the Labor party Abuja senate in the concluded election.
She is the one kneeling down to greet Tinubu in the video.
Chai. They don carry Obiidiots handicap o. So  ? We should fry your smelling ass? |
Romance › Re: Should I Tell My Bestfriend That Her Boyfriend/fiancee Sleeps With Dead Bodies? by jessylaurel(f): 7:30pm On Mar 01, 2023 |
justyhere: I just discovered the shock of my life. My friend is about to get married in a month’s time to this wealthy fine man, she's a few weeks pregnant and looks pretty happy.
Last week, I was with her and her fiancee came around, it was all fun and we took several pictures and I needed to get them so the guy just handed me his phone to send the pictures to my phone.
They are a very clingy couple and they left to the bedroom to go do their thing, maybe to keep me company or maybe he forgot or for whatever reason, but he didn't get his phone. I was done with the transfer and was just going through his photos randomly, I saw a folder and there are pictures and videos of him doing sexual things with different female corpses. I was so terrified, I returned the phone to home Page, cleared the recently used apps and I left immediately, I have not been in contact with my friend for days now, she keeps calling, I can't bring myself to speak to her.
But I feel guilty and angry, angry that he would do such and even record them and keep them, guilty that I am letting my best friend into a trap of a marriage.
What do I do in this case? I'm so confused and worried. You would have sent them to your phone through zendaya like you did with the pictures you guys took. Get a sim and send them to your friend. Because if you tell her in person hmmm there are 2 things involved. |
Politics › Re: 2023 Presidential: Peter Obi Floors Atiku, Tinubu, Kwankwaso In Anambra by jessylaurel(f): 7:11pm On Feb 28, 2023 |
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Romance › Re: Sales Girl Celebrates After Marrying Her Boss, Says He Is A Virgin by jessylaurel(f): 7:02pm On Feb 28, 2023 |
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Politics › Re: ''Pack Your Loads & Leave Lagos" - Godwin Ikuru Threatens Igbos Living In Lagos by jessylaurel(f): 6:58pm On Feb 28, 2023 |
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Politics › Re: Peter Obi Wins Edo With 331,163 Votes by jessylaurel(f): 6:52pm On Feb 28, 2023 |
rxmusa: 1. Peter Obi wins "Tinubu's" Lagos. But you are still saying INEC is rigging for Tinubu just so that when Tinubu wins Katsina, you will say it was rigged.
Oh wait. Atiku won Katsina, Buhari's State.
So really how many persons do you want to accuse INEC of rigging for? Why not accept where your candidate lose?
2. So Obi can win Lagos, it is not rigging. But Amoda Ogunlere cannot win Osun that you said he is from, it is rigging.
Oh wait. Tinubu did not even win Osun. Atiku did. So what are you saying please? You thought Obi will win Osun??
3. Obi went to Kano and went straight to Sabon Gari where you have Igbos and minority Christians.
That is the divisive campaign Obi ran yet you will shout rigging if Tinubu wins Kano.
Oh wait. It is Kwankwaso that is winning Kano despite being an enemy of the sitting APC Governor!
Again, what are you saying
4. In the South East where Obi is from, Obi is winning by 90%
In the South West where Tinubu is from, Obi has won Lagos, Atiku took Osun. But when Tinubu takes Ekiti, it is rigging.
What is wrong with you guys?
5. Obi is winning in Edo State. If you add PDP and APC votes and times it by 2, Obi is still winning. This is a State where there is a PDP Governor and a Former APC National Chairman.
But it is rigging anywhere Obi is not winning. How can a people be this bigoted?
6. I have read, on WhatsApp, people saying they will poison food and give to Northerners for not voting Obi.
I have read people here saying they will never give a Northern beggar any money for not voting Obi.
Meanwhile Obi is clearing the South South and South East and Northerners are not threatening anyone. And you will call them uncivilized?
7. An unknown Labour party candidate for House of Rep, defeated the APC and PDP to win Etin-Osa Fed. Constituency in Lagos.
The APC guy was Obanikoro's son. The PDP guy was Banky W the musician. Both floored by a Labour party candidate people didn't know.
But the election was rigged is coming from the mouth of Labour party supporters.
8. Another unknown Labour party candidate defeated the APC and PDP in the major Senatorial Election in Edo.
The gap was almost 200%. If you add the PDP and APC votes together, the unknown Labour candidate still beat them with over 50k votes and these were not small candidates. They are the two most influential people in Benin!
But Labour Party supporters are still shouting rigging, failed election. Does this make sense
9. Obi is heading to 500,000 votes in Enugu. Whereas Tinubu has less than 5,000 votes in the whole Enugu.
This is not rigged, but wherever Tinubu wins is rigged.
10. Atiku's VP is the GOVERNOR of Delta State.
In Delta State, Obi has won 11 out of the 16 Local Government Areas annoinced so far.
But his supporters are still shouting the elec tion is rigged. Is that not madness?
NB: If you cause the war you are using to bully everyone we will all suffer it. Pat Utomi that is encouraging you will carry his oyinbo face and seek asylum somewhere in America or Europe where he will collect cool breeze and return after your demise to claim hero of democracy. Use sense. Eseoghene Faruq Cry me a river  Oga rest if e dey pain you. Go scrub face for concrete. |
Politics › Re: Soldiers Take Over Lagos Island As Hoodlums Harrass Shop Owners by jessylaurel(f): 9:58pm On Feb 27, 2023 |
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Agriculture › Re: What Do You Call This Fruit? (pictures) by jessylaurel(f): 9:56pm On Feb 27, 2023 |
mariahAngel: I've known this fruit since my childhood, but up till now, I'm still not sure of what the exact name is. Some call it apple, others call it something different, but I want to know its particular name. Even if it's its local name.
Is there a local name for it, or has it no name? Have you ever tasted this fruit? Use Google search and you will find the name. |
Politics › Re: Arise News Dissociates Itself From Election Results Being Circulated Online. by jessylaurel(f): 8:07pm On Feb 26, 2023 |
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Celebrities › Re: Omah Lay Calls Out Ex-Lover (Video) by jessylaurel(f): 3:37pm On Feb 24, 2023 |
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Family › Re: A Widower Asking For My Hand In Marriage by jessylaurel(f): 2:49pm On Feb 23, 2023 |
Vyvyanvyvy: They're minors their decision doesn't matter. It is only me that can decide on the right thing to do but I am confused and I don't know what to do, that's why I came to deek for advice because I know we have wise men and women in this forums who will be able to offer me some great advices that will help me to make the right decision. Ma sorry to say a 15 going to 16 year old is not a minor. Even if the eldest is 10years you can still tell him/her and watch their body language. Instead of introducing different men to them as their father and later separating. It affects the self esteem of these kids. |
Family › Re: A Widower Asking For My Hand In Marriage by jessylaurel(f): 2:43pm On Feb 23, 2023 |
Vyvyanvyvy: Thanks. I have known him for a year he is a great man and would love to be a part of his life my children adore him but when I remember how my ex husband was also a saint in the begining, he promised me heaven on earth, he even swore in front of my late mother and elder brother that he love me and my kids like his own , only for him to change his mind after the wedding , that's why I am scared that the same thing may happen again. I haven't met or spoken to his children ,they are adult the daughter is already married with kids and the son lives abroad. Please a year is not enough to know anyone. Keep watch. |
Family › Re: A Widower Asking For My Hand In Marriage by jessylaurel(f): 2:42pm On Feb 23, 2023 |
sisisioge: It is well....why not date him for a while to understand his kind of person? You've been there with marriage, you of all people should know not to jump into another. Besides, you're a full package that requires input from all participants, what do your kids think of him and his of you? Good luck. Very good advice.  |
Family › Re: A Widower Asking For My Hand In Marriage by jessylaurel(f): 2:40pm On Feb 23, 2023 |
ValCon888: Firstly, a single mother of four is a steep hill to climb for any man. You're lucky someone is ready and willing to accept you and your four kids into his home.
Not to cohabit, but to make an honest woman out of you by asking for your hand in marriage.
At the end of the day, the choice is yours. If you don't want to then don't. For me, I'd advise you to for the security and companionship.
One thing's certain; offers like this only happen once in a lifetime.
I hope 20 years from now you won't look back at this moment and be gnashing your teeth. Which security please? |