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FoodRe: I Cooked Hot Rice And Stew For ₦ 700 As A Single Guy by jessylaurel(f): 11:49pm On Feb 02, 2023
Obavoh:
Since I separated from my wife I am trying my best to prepare healthy meals for myself on a budget.

1 milk cup of rice - ₦ 120
Ponmo- ₦300
Tatashe (Red&Green) ₦100
Onions- ₦50
Maggi star- ₦50
Thyme&curry- ₦80

I had Groundnut oil and salt at home.
That's not tatashe. And by the way it can never be 100 naia.
PoliticsRe: INEC Staff Caught On Camera Collecting ₦‎1,000 To Give Out PVCs In Enugu State by jessylaurel(f): 8:46am On Jan 30, 2023
Kingsmeal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4WlJ4F0tZs

Hello INEC Nigeria,

This is your staff at Emene Primary school in Enugu state collecting 1000 from Nigerians before giving them their PVCs.

Is this how you intend to conduct a free and fair election?

We humans are very despicable!!!

Watch video Above

Her name is Mrs Chinwendu Nnamani a serving Counselor representing Mbulujodo-West Ward 20 in Enugu-East Local Government, Enugu State.
All of you there can't gather here and collect that her bag and carry your pvc?
FamilyRe: How Were You Able To Raise Money And Finance Your Wedding ? by jessylaurel(f): 2:57pm On Jan 29, 2023
FriendsAndFans:
for some reasons you drove fear into me embarassed i know hypogamy means marriage into a lower caste, class, or social group.
Men dont bother much about where they find love. Also in Nigeria, its hard to differentiate between the lower class and the middle class. Its just the lower class and the higher class
Don't let any myopic mentality of another drive fear into you. Together the both of you can make it and be great.
FamilyRe: How Were You Able To Raise Money And Finance Your Wedding ? by jessylaurel(f): 2:55pm On Jan 29, 2023
Kobojunkie:
I hope you are also not thinking of plunging into hypogamy as well, cause I can all but assure you the chances are 83% that you will regret that decision over the cause of your marriage. undecided
Meaning. How much do have. You think everyone is stupid and greedy like you.
FamilyRe: How Were You Able To Raise Money And Finance Your Wedding ? by jessylaurel(f): 2:47pm On Jan 29, 2023
FriendsAndFans:
I am planning on getting married this year, so i want to seek guidance from married folks how they were able to raise funds to sponsor their introduction and wedding.

i dont have a partner yet, i just want to plan ahead.
I robbed the bank. Mtchewwwww
CelebritiesRe: Stop Stealing My Songs, Blackface Warns Artistes by jessylaurel(f): 2:45pm On Jan 29, 2023
EcoBrick:
https://punchng.com/stop-stealing-my-songs-blackface-warns-artistes/


https://punchng.com/stop-stealing-my-songs-blackface-warns-artistes/
This guy village people are messing up his head. Everyone is stealing your songs. Change the location where you do hide it haba.
Christianity EtcRe: All Churches Should Close Before 9am Today To Enable Members Go To The Bank by jessylaurel(f): 1:51pm On Jan 29, 2023
satelliteDISH:
Any Pastor, Reverend or church leaders who meant well for his members should round up church service before 9am to allow members to go and change their old naira notes in the bank. This is due to the fact that the closing date for changing of the old naira notes is 31st January, 2023.
The deadline has been extended. Rest
BusinessRe: How Much Does POS Charge For Withdrawal In Your Area? by jessylaurel(f): 9:16pm On Jan 28, 2023
MaDaRa01:
As the scarcity of new notes keep increasing. The pos operator have hiked up the charges for withdrawal.

To withdraw 10k is 1k. Thats 10%. The pos man brought 7mil(new mint notes and 100 notes) yesterday morning and by evening all have been withdrawn, making more than 500k profit that day.
How did you know he brought 7mil nawa o. Where did he get them from.
TV/MoviesRe: Bbtitans: Ipeleng And Lukay Have Sex In The House (video) by jessylaurel(f): 10:29pm On Jan 27, 2023
Dailyhappenings:
The scene was captured of the housemates, Ipeleng and Lukay in the Big Brother Titans house coming out of the bathroom with Ipeleng disposing the already used condom in the waste bin which sparked alot of reactions by viewers


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtCkC0OQmdU

What's the essence of the useless face mask . LOL you wan form faceless youtuber grin grin cheesy cheesy oga rest



https://dailypost.ng/2023/01/27/bbtitans-shock-as-two-unexpected-housemates-engage-in-sex/?amp=1
TravelRe: Before Vs Now: Mommy 60 Years In Nigeria Vs 4 Months In UK (video) by jessylaurel(f): 4:45pm On Jan 26, 2023
Seriousnaija:
Transformation video of a Nigerian Mother after 4 months in UK


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqWB7KYogTc
There's no difference its just iPhone doing what it knows how to do best.
FamilyRe: Why Are Some Men Abandoned By Their Wives and Children At The Old Age? by jessylaurel(f): 5:10pm On Jan 24, 2023
Tunagee:
Go siddon jare!!!
Clean your tears. grin
PoliticsRe: Vote For A President That Will Sustain The Legacies Of Buhari – Shettima (Video) by jessylaurel(f): 5:07pm On Jan 24, 2023
Naijalarry:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqAk2xp07EQ

The All Progressives Congress (APC) vice presidential candidate Kashim Shettima has urged Nigerians to vote for a President that will follow in the footsteps of Buhari.

He said: “I will urge you all to vote for the one that would sustain the legacies of President Muhammadu Buhari; for someone who has the integrity, the character, and the skillsets to catapult this nation to a higher pedestal.”

Source- https://www.channelstv.com/2023/01/23/lagos-was-a-super-slum-until-tinubu-became-governor-says-shettima/
Insurgency legacy or which one.
TravelRe: My Trip To Ososo Hills And Ojirami Dam by jessylaurel(f): 5:04pm On Jan 24, 2023
Prechgold1180:
Let me do a little prayer for our dear country
And also let me pray and ask God to deliver Lalasticalala from the spirit of eating snakes
These ones went to do ritual for Yahoo yahoo angry grin grin
FamilyRe: Why Are Some Men Abandoned By Their Wives and Children At The Old Age? by jessylaurel(f): 7:09am On Jan 24, 2023
ejimatic:
It has been observed that many more crises are taking place in families nowadays. One of them is our focus here.

Many wives and children now abandon their husbands after the men retire. Some turn children against their fathers while some wives plan to kill their husbands so as to inherit their husband properties.

Why is it that wives want their husbands dead so as to inherit them? Why is it that when husbands are sicks WIves always try to know what is in the wills of their husbands? Why do wives abandon their husbands at the old age and pack to another apartment? Why do wives want to be in control of their husbands at the old age! Why do families crack when the old age is about to set in .

A man was abandoned by his wives and children so much so that he was crying for help in his apartment. When thean died the children slaughtered cows and painted the house.What do you think about this development? What is happening in the families now?
Because men abandon their wife for young girls and single mothers. So what goes around comes around. They should go and look for the women the spent their youth money on.
FamilyRe: How My Brother Was Deceived Into Marrying An SS Lady by jessylaurel(f): 7:07am On Jan 24, 2023
mrblessed:
It's a fraud. Your brother must take part of the blame for not doing due diligence.
Its obvious he didn't tell the fiancee his genotype too. So both of them deserve each other. They should both continue with their hide and seek marriage.
FamilyRe: How My Brother Was Deceived Into Marrying An SS Lady by jessylaurel(f): 7:05am On Jan 24, 2023
Deeprooted:
After getting the job,he was posted to one northern state where he met the lady from the south west.

In less than 6 months, he told me someone wanted to say Hi to me when he called. I heard a lady's voice. He later introduced her to me as his fiancee.

Long story short. We went for wedding and all.

At the point of delivery which the doctor insisted on her having CS due to her medical condition, my brother insisted the wife will deliver via push. It was then the doctor made known to my brother " oga you're talking as if you're not aware of your wife's health"

Omo!!! Na there my brother come say he no Sabi ooo. It was discovered she's indeed SS. I asked my brother before we went for all the marriage rites of they're compatible health wise an he answered affirmative.


After the discovery, my brother left the wife in the hospital but my dad and I insisted he gets back to her till after everything.

It was when was after the successful surgery my brother told me that his wife brought the test result from another lab, reason being that he was busy when they were supposed to go for the test together.

My brother's mind is made up on divorce.

What will you advise my brother to do?
Your brother is a fo*l and an illiterate. Even with his education. He can get her pregnant but can't go to the hospital for test before marriage. Nobody forced or deceived him to marry her.
PoliticsRe: NAN Returns New Innoson Bus, Says It’s Faulty And Second Time by jessylaurel(f): 5:41pm On Jan 22, 2023
Biodun556:
NAN reports that this is the second time the agency would be rejecting Innoson’s vehicles due to either non-compliance with specifications or mechanical fault.



https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/577091-nan-returns-new-innoson-bus-says-its-faulty.html
ENEMIES of progress.
PropertiesRe: Whose Duty Is It? The Landlord Or The Tenants? by jessylaurel(f): 7:55pm On Jan 20, 2023
phemmyfour:
Wrong
You mean every tenant in that house will buy pumping machine each? It's still the responsible of the landlord. Bulb is a personal gadget not a facility.
Yes..if that's how they meant it. Once a tenant finds he's responsible for any damages he would be more careful with it.

Are you telling me that when the machine gets spoilt the tenant will call the landlord to fix it??
FoodRe: N300 Food I Bought This Morning by jessylaurel(f): 3:57pm On Jan 20, 2023
Mammangaddafi:
See the N300 food i bought this morning. Naija don bad finish...
Is that stew or poster colour? embarassed
PropertiesRe: Whose Duty Is It? The Landlord Or The Tenants? by jessylaurel(f): 3:44pm On Jan 20, 2023
Enemyofpeace:
Help us solve this matter. Who should buy the pumping machine?
The landlord should buy upon completion of the house if it's a new house. But once it's bad the tenant is meant to buy and replace, the tenant can decides to take it when vacating the house. Simple.

Or are you saying the landlord would replace a spoilt bulb whenever it goes bad? No. The house now belong partially to the tenant upon payment of rent.
RomanceRe: Rate Your Relationship According To Your Phone Battery by jessylaurel(f): 3:15pm On Jan 19, 2023
IyaTola:
Mine 10%
100%
FamilyRe: Tunde Ayeni & Adaobi Alagwu In Paternity Tussle by jessylaurel(f): 6:49pm On Jan 18, 2023
Afro3:
*UPDATE: How Former Skye Bank Chairman, Tunde Ayeni Encouraged Daughter’s Classmate To Commit Abortions, Other Inside Details Of Businessman’s Paternity Scandal*



https://saharareporters.com/2023/01/16/exclusive-former-skye-bank-chairman-tunde-ayeni-paternity-tussle-daughters-classmate
Fear women. Fear men.
PoliticsRe: How My Colleague Killed Bolanle Raheem During Stop-And-search — Police Witness by jessylaurel(f): 7:06am On Jan 17, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
Could this woman have been killed by someone else?
I hope the ballistic test of the bullet(s) extracted from her has been done.
Are you a police officer? Useless question
RomanceRe: My Dad Caught Me And A Girl Having Sex by jessylaurel(f): 6:24pm On Jan 16, 2023
Boysnightout:
This happened during the festive period while we travelled to our country home for christmas celebrations.

I met this sweet chick in the village and after bewitching her with my charm and smile cool, she agreed to visit me.

I purposely scheduled her visit to a day when almost no one would be at home. I had already intimated my sister of my plan to bring home a chick so she could act as cover. The chick came around and I received her well. We chatted for a while before I began flirting with her and running my fingers on her laps. I leaned in for a kiss and she returned it. She was just moaning wildly cheesy.

I lifted her, took her to my room and removed her panties with my teeth. I .....

It was while she was riding me cowgirl that my dad bumped into us. I didn't even see him at first because my view was blocked by her boobs in my face and mouth.

She saw him first, screamed and jumped down from my erect dick to search for her clothes. I tried to calm her down. Apparently, my dad was in his room sleeping and I thought he had gone out with our kinsmen.

Why will my dad barge into my privacy like that? sad
What's the name of the movie?? cool
RomanceRe: Is It Advisable To Marry A Girl Who Has Sent You A Nude Picture Online Before? by jessylaurel(f): 10:52pm On Jan 14, 2023
Tombrown3:
I've had countless girls send me their nudes on WhatsApp, and some of these girls are considered "good girls" outside social media, which brings me to this question.

Is it advisable to have a serious commitment as marriage with any of these girls?
You asked.for.nude she sent. Now you're talking like a confused goat. Ode go to convent and get one
CrimeRe: I Spent N60m On Ummukulsum – Chinese Man Who Killed His Lover Tells Kano Court by jessylaurel(f): 1:58pm On Jan 14, 2023
FamilyRe: I Am Depressed by jessylaurel(f): 8:52am On Jan 14, 2023
TheGoodAmerican:
You told her you don't want to see her anymore simply because she couldn't pick up the phone the first few times you called her. This is a woman you're married to and the mother of your child, and you're talking to her anyhow. From your post, this was probably not the first time you're telling her such words. You also mention nagging. You cannot be verbally abusive towards your wife repeatedly and be difficult to live with and expect her to not get fed up one day.
Exactly. He keeps nagging like a woman.
FamilyRe: I Am Depressed by jessylaurel(f): 8:51am On Jan 14, 2023
breakthrough22:
I didn't chase her away ,She did herself .If she doesn't come back,I will move on .I will always be there to help financially
You chase her by always accusing her of going to another man's house. Imagine threatening her of chasing her out of your house. Na see finish cause am.
FamilyRe: I Am Depressed by jessylaurel(f): 8:48am On Jan 14, 2023
breakthrough22:
If she stays too long in her father house,I will never accept her back .

Seriously, I have missed my family but I am not accepting her back if she spend the remaining days in January in his dad house and I will never send a dime to them
Then get ready to be lonely. You're a narcissist. I pray she change her son's name to her father's.
FamilyRe: I Am Depressed by jessylaurel(f): 8:44am On Jan 14, 2023
breakthrough22:
Good evenning ,

I came back home from work this night to find out my wife and my son have packed and abandoned me .

My son is 4 years old and I really don't mean to hurt my wife .

She travelled on the 26th of December to her dad house here in Lagos .I missed her so much and I sent her money to come back last Saturday though she said she will be coming on Sunday only for me to call her between 2pm and 8pm without her picking the call .

The phone rang times without number .I later gave the last try and the no was busy answering other call .She later picked and said there was no light .So,she couldn't charge. I was mad because the excuse was too flimsy .I challenged her to tell her but your phone rang .I was mad and I lost trust in her that moment and flashed back to the excuse that she will not come on Saturday.

Seriously ,I was angry and different thoughts came to my mind like May be she went to see another man .

That hour ,I told her I don't want to see her again .I was angry though .She didn't come on Sunday. She came back very early yesterday which was Monday.

I will not lie ,I have been so angry ,ranting and telling her to go back to her parent house that I don't trust her again.

To my surprise ,I came back tonight and she already packed all her loads ,packed my son things without leaving any thing .Her wardrobe and my son wardrobe have been empty as I am typing .She packed everything .

Seriously ,I am depressed cos I love her .I love my son .I can't even allow him to stay over there to start schooling. Me and my wife have been together since 2013 .We have gone through a lot of difficulties together and now ,things are beginning to look good for us .I am so down right now .I called he dad and her brother .It is like they took that decision together .

I have never beaten her before but I do nag especially when bills are weighing me down .His dad and his brother was just shouting at me .Fear of been a single dad or living alone at this stage of my life will make me a walking ghost and the fact that ,I really love my son too and also my wife too will one day kill me .

Imagine ,that Saturday she changed what she saved my no with and saved with my son name.I attached my call history .Check the image of the missed calls.

Please what do I do?I am devastated .


Some of her chats this night ..

[1/10, 9:35 PM] SWEETHEART: Hv always endure with u even though u did not hv money,but u always rain insult on me everyday .am not coming back I want to work and make my own money,u said u hv never achieved anything good bcoz of me!u said I am your biggest mistake in life and now hv made up my mind with you.you pushed me to the wall!u make me carry luggage in the hot sun and cry ,am tired,I cried and cried and endure all bcoz of love so nao am ready to work and earn good for myself and my son.
[1/10, 9:40 PM] SWEETHEART: U can change ur key am not coming again
[1/10, 9:46 PM] SWEETHEART: Am not ,u know is too late for me to come back to .... and u urself know is my biggest fear bcoz I don't like coming here but u make me come back,is too late. Even wen u always tell me to go,I will still wait but u make me come back to my fear It is too late.
[1/10, 9:46 PM] SWEETHEART: ...will start school on Monday here and just take responsibility of it, if u don't want to loose ur son too.
Very good. She knows her worth and left your sorry arse. You think she will beg you even with the fact that you're broke she stayed with you and you are insulting her on top. There are many richer men out there let her get one and be happy. She deserve to be happy.
CareerRe: Here Is What Different Berets Mean In The Nigerian Air Force by jessylaurel(f): 8:00pm On Jan 11, 2023
SodiumValproate:
E still reach front page tongue
Mumu.
CareerRe: Here Is What Different Berets Mean In The Nigerian Air Force by jessylaurel(f): 7:55pm On Jan 11, 2023
dallasi:
2. Light Red Beret





[s]Light red beret is usually worn by Air Force Police. An Air Force Police are the civilian uniformed police service of the Nigerian Department of Air Force, responsible for the force protection of assets and all aspects of law enforcement of on Nigerian Air Force.[/s]


This OP just copied some trash from Nigerian Army and tagged it for NAF...

Air police wore LIght Red Beret?
Air police wear white. Its regiment that wear darker red. The OP is just posting rubbish.

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