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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Are There Jobs? If Yes, Where Are They? by jmichael259(m): 8:49pm On Feb 23, 2018
FunnyDude:
Not true joor... All these boi loans that are not accessible, just media hype
I'm presently serving
it used to be accessible and it is still available but now they know that graduates can abandon their certificate if they get the money.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Are There Jobs? If Yes, Where Are They? by jmichael259(m):
NO JOBS! NO JOBS!! NO JOBS!!! 1) Learn a trade building materials, tiles and paint, electricals, phone accessories are some millionaire shortcuts.

2) Acquire a skill Drivers, Welders, electricians, graphic designers, software developers, Phone/System repairers, Motor Mechanics, event planners and caterers, Vulcanizers, shoe menders, fashion designers, hair stylists e.t.c. make in 2weeks what some graduate salary earners make in 6months.

Enterpreneurship If you have the capital you can open your own private school, beauty centre, video game house, tutorial centre, betting shop, palm oil mill, guest house e.t.c. and employ people to help you run it under strict monitoring.

Agriculture Land cultivation, Fishery, Snailery, piggery, Buying/selling of palm oil, grains to area it is needed or hoarding large quantities till scarce periods.

real estate become an agent and join a succesful connection, own and lease landed properties
Car Talk › Re: Quick Steps On How To Handle A Stuck Accelerator Pedal by jmichael259(m): 11:13am On Feb 23, 2018
Chivasex:
People stuck accelerator is a result of old age please change the car period
no it can be mechanical or electrical fault. The car in the video is a bmw x5 not old.
Car Talk › Re: Quick Steps On How To Handle A Stuck Accelerator Pedal by jmichael259(m): 11:07am On Feb 23, 2018
vertueptime:
Yes turning d car off means power steering will off nd u willmost certainly almost die,d only tym u shld off d engine is if d clutch has failed nd d gear is also stuck
you are afraid to off ur car when your accelerator is stuck which will even leave you with enough push to roll the car but here you are planning on killing the engine when the clutch and gear are stuck which will immediately cause the car to jam and jump?
Car Talk › Re: Quick Steps On How To Handle A Stuck Accelerator Pedal by jmichael259(m): 11:01am On Feb 23, 2018
ifiokbenzy:
I appreciate your write-up but don't forget that a lot of cars in Nigeria are full-autos such that if you perform some of the semi-autos control can lead to disastrous consequences. For instance, Never turn off your Japanese or Korean automobile when you observe a stuck accelerator, as that will lock the steering wheel which is even worst.
For an Automatic transmission, If you can shift gears to neutral "N" apply hand brake slowly that is when you are on a flat road; if your pull the handbrake at once, your car will drift or skid which can throw you into the incoming traffic but for a manual which most people don't like just clutch and shift from high gear to low gear, release the clutch pedal don't accelerate, engine will lose traction and jerk
If you are descending a hill and observed that the accelarator is stuck don't shift gear to neutral, because the car (Auto or manual transmission) will run faster and be more difficult to control, just put your right foot UNDER the accelerator pedal and (for manual don't clutch during this) brake as appropriate while you observe your engine rev is dropping down to 1 or 1.5 for sum cars.
Please don't panic even if your brake fails, try as much as possible to steer the car to safety and don't tap the accelerator
never move from a high gear to a low gear when ur accelerator is stuck and offing ur engine wont lock your steering unless you lock the ignition
Car Talk › Re: Quick Steps On How To Handle A Stuck Accelerator Pedal by jmichael259(m): 9:46am On Feb 23, 2018
OmoOshodi:
Hope the vehicle on 120 won't tumble if put in neutral or all the above mentioned method suddenly,.... Op no kill person o
Neutral means disengaging the gear your car will shout but will not shake or stumble. The scary thing will be accidentally puting it in another gear instead of neutral! Like going from drive to park or reverse OR going from gear 5 to 1 or reverse in top speed! just say ur last amen
Health › Re: Help! Save A Fatherless Boy Who Fell From Palm Tree by jmichael259(op): 7:57pm On Feb 22, 2018
mynd44 lalasticlala seun Do you care to move? Royalblak007 omooba77 zita55 liberator007 come and see
Health › Help! Save A Fatherless Boy Who Fell From Palm Tree by jmichael259(op): 7:55pm On Feb 22, 2018
Can i get help for an 18year old boy who fell from an over 40ft palm tree. Has gone to fmc owerri, teaching hospital nnewi and now at a local bone setters because family cant afford the needed treatment and surgery.

He is the breadwinner along with his mum. Now he is paralysed except speaking and mum is besides him 24/7. Father is late. I will take you to them so you give directly. No account. No scam. This is just a personal humanitarian outreach initiative.
Crime › Re: Man Whom Armed Robbers Removed His Intestines Shares His Story. Graphic Photos by jmichael259(m): 7:47pm On Feb 22, 2018
Can i get help for an 18year old boy who fell from an over 40ft palm tree. Has gone to fmc owerri, teaching hospital nnewi and now at a local bone setters because family cant afford the needed treatment and surgery.

He is the breadwinner along with his mum. Now he is paralysed except speaking and mum is besides him 24/7. Father is late. I will take you to them so you give directly. No account. No scam. This is just a personal humanitarian outreach initiative.
Car Talk › Re: Driver Calls 911 While Going 100mph After His BMW X5's Throttle Gets Stuck by jmichael259(m): 10:53am On Feb 22, 2018
micseyi:
Shattap....its obvious u dont know anytin...Switching off the car means Locking the steering and @dat speed, accident is inevitable
if fuel finish and engine off steering no dey lock! Shut down engine and locking ignition are different things. Check your Key hole you will see it is marked likely LOCK>OFF>ON>ACC>START.
It requires a very cool head under such pressure to do this delicately and succesfuly without locking his steering. Most cars could have gone into neutral by the way and allow to slowly come to a stop.
Travel › Re: Dana Air Explains Why Their Plane Overshot Runway In Port Harcourt by jmichael259(m): 2:30pm On Feb 21, 2018
Reedahgado:
Y must it be Dana airline everyday? Na only them waka come?

That's how someone on this forum said he was travelling with Dana airline and fuel finished halfway to their destination grin grin grin grin

We know he was lying sha
bros dem swear gv u 4 dana matter? Fuel finish ke? Chaei!
Travel › Re: Dana Air Explains Why Their Plane Overshot Runway In Port Harcourt by jmichael259(m): 2:25pm On Feb 21, 2018
The driver chop the money (₦600) wey oga give am to buy brake fluid and the conductor forget to collect the 'tokunbo' bulb wey mechanic bring make them use change the headlamp wey don die remain small. -quote Dana's ancestors.
Nairaland General › Re: Urgent Vacancy At Ostunview Travel And. Tours by jmichael259(m): 2:04pm On Feb 21, 2018
Before you said Urgent vacancy at ostunview travel and tours, now you are saying 5 boys will travel abroad to work
ostunview new weavon
company
HOW MANY TANKERS OF PETROL DID YOU USE TO LIGHT THE WEED YOU SMOKED?
Romance › Re: I Have Contemplated Suicide Because Of My Sexual Orientation by jmichael259(m): 8:57pm On Feb 17, 2018
You are not gay YOU ARE EITHER ASEXUAL OR JUST PLAIN INTROVERTED which kinda restricts people getting out of their comfort zones which involves ur own gender cos socialising with the opposite gender is naturally uncomfortable that is why guys get to learn and practise pick up lines and how to strike a convo with a gal.

You can still let gayism pull you on just don't think you can get flattered by it.

BTW YOU CAN BECOME CELIBATE OR BE WITH A MATURED LADY WHO KNOWS HOW TO MAKE LOVE NOT JUST BORING SEX FROM SLAY QUEENS
Poems For Review › Re: Leave Me Whole. - A Poem About Female Genital Mutilation. by jmichael259(m): 10:49pm On Feb 16, 2018
Let's speak against all forms of mutilations otherwise called circumscision in both male and female.

IT HAS NO MEDICAL BENEFIT RATHER A COMMON CAUSE OF ACCIDENTA GENITAL DEFORMATION and DECAPITATION, ERECTILE DYSFUNCTIONS AND LACK OF SENSITIVITY e.t.c

It is not a basis for redemption in Christianity. Abraham made the covenant with God to have his entire lineage practice male circumscision UNTIL the messiah comes. 1) As a sign that the messiah will come through Abraham's lineage. 2) As a sacrifice That they believers even though they had lived and died before the coming and symbolic death may also benefit from the ransom.

Since Jesus has come and fulfilled all righteousness my question is WHAT OTHER MESSIAH ARE PRESENT DAY CHRISTIANS LOOKING FOR THROUGH CIRCUMSCISION?

The apostles later admonished the entire congregation after the conversion of gentiles that we now have "circumscision of the heart not of the flesh.
Car Talk › Re: Here Are 8 Common Car Facts That Are Actually Completely Untrue by jmichael259(m): 10:21pm On Feb 16, 2018
Psoul:
Bros, u are right, but shooting a bullet through "Car Fuel Tank" may hardly trigger explosion.
For a combustion to occur, ther must be enough oxygen. I the car fuel tank, the amount of oxygen available will hardly trigger combustion/explosion from a normal bullet.

Only an extra ordinary shot from a powerful gun shot from a far distance can cause explosion.
Let me tell you why.
On the course of the long distance, there must have bn friction between the bullet and air particles. This friction will ignite the bullet. So now the bullet is coming with fire. Having contact with the fuel will ignite the tank hence explosion.

Some ppl shot at not to long distance bullet may not even kw they have bn shot until the start seeing blood coming out of their body, but once a bullet from far distance touches ur body even with lesser penetration u will kw immediately cause it will be very hot.
in other words u talk say if u wan kill person u go do am close range.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by jmichael259(m): 9:16pm On Feb 16, 2018
Zita55:
Good evening ! I got an SMS from this company ,two days ago for an interview but I couldn't avail myself based on personal issues, just this evening, I got another SMS from them for interview, I don't know if they are REAL!!


We apologise for the error in previous message. Another interview has been reschedule to hold on Feb 17,2018 at WHITEWATERS EMPLOYMENT SERVICE CENTRE at 84, Dopemu Rd,beside Caratiyah Pharmacy Alhaja B/stop,Iyana-Dopemu Bus-stop Agege Lagos. By 8am. Come with all necessary documents.Info:07036852688
HR Whitewaters
employment centre ko, exploiting centre ni.. Mtschew
Sports › Re: Why Iheanachọ's Name Has Two Dots Under by jmichael259(m): 9:11pm On Feb 16, 2018
LadySarah:
It is for clarity and meaning.In Igbo a word could mean the ssme thing but the dot gives it a diff pronunciation which gives a diff meaning.

Eg
IHE:light
IHE(with the dot under):something/thing.

You get it?
try dotting these one correctly akwa=cry, akwa=egg, akwa=wrapper, akwa=bridge, akwa=bed
Sports › Re: Why Iheanachọ's Name Has Two Dots Under by jmichael259(m): 9:04pm On Feb 16, 2018
ERROR IN SPELLING BUT NICE GESTURE ANYWAYS.

Only the "o" should have a dot as it is a light vowel (udamfe) There should be no dot under the "i" because it is not pronounced as a light vowel in this name.

The igbo alphabet has 8 vowels ( A, E, I, Ị, O, Ọ, U, Ụ) with (i, o, u) having light versions with dots while (a, e) do not have.
Family › Re: My 10-Year-Old Cousin Smokes by jmichael259(m): 6:43pm On Feb 11, 2018
softprick:
Better hand never touch am,ordinarily I dey charge people fee but I will do this for free,just arrange my flight ticket to and fro.
my thought exactly. Me i go do am free make dem just bring the boy to my street. On a serious note if i could i would have askd to adopt this boy briefly and showed them it's not ever hard to walk the kid to school and walk him back. Be around him 24/7, take him out regularly, help him with homework, befriend him, make him open up about some bad habits and things troubling him without me judging or punishing him, tell him some of my life mistakes and assure him it's natural to experience temptations and obstacles but make him realise why he shouldn't follow wayward steps.

HE NEEDS A FRIEND, MENTOR AND CONFIDANT.
Family › Re: My 10-Year-Old Cousin Smokes by jmichael259(m): 5:28pm On Feb 11, 2018
Oladimejyy:
Please how is the mums fault,she loved him wholeheartedly because he's her only child
i am my mother's only child but she was never this stupid with me! Sometimes i even prefered discipline from my mopol father than my mother own.
Sports › Re: Alex Iwobi Features In Nike Advert With Premier League Stars by jmichael259(m): 8:23pm On Feb 09, 2018
olusayeroyagi:
just give him 3 years and he wil be richer dan both wizkid and Davido combine
He is already richer if u knw what soccer and adverts e.t.c. pay weekly!
Romance › Re: What Is The Height Of A Tall Man? by jmichael259(m): 6:25pm On Feb 06, 2018
Abdulqareem:
person wen come be 5ft 6inch nkoooo? still na short abi
sorry but YES
Romance › Re: What Is The Height Of A Tall Man? by jmichael259(m): 6:23pm On Feb 06, 2018
6ft for men, 5ft8" for ladies. Some countries have greater number of tall people other places have more short guys

lascodii:
Hi,
I want to know the height of a tall man which nobody will consider such height as average or short
even 6.1 6.2 look short around me i try all means to avoid facing people directly in public while standing i'm just 6.6
Family › Re: Photo Of A Little Girl Striking A "Disturbing" Pose Ignites Debate Among Women by jmichael259(m): 10:35am On Feb 05, 2018
LadyHeaven:
I feel its wrong...that's how I saw a sickening video of a grown a*s dirty man penetrating a small baby boy, I nearly pucked, regretted opening the group video cry
baby boy ke?
Celebrities › Re: Ese Eriata: "I Have Never Shaved My Armpit In My Entire Life" by jmichael259(m): 8:00pm On Feb 04, 2018
addikt:
Hahaha, if I shave the down down , na like 3 months he dey take to grow back
nawaa o! What i have been wishing for since puberty came but this is my first time of hearing it actually exists. Can't imagine what it will feel or look like for a grown adult to be naturally without bush. Hope it's a good thing though.
Christianity Etc › Re: Animals That Feel Pains Of Birth, Did They Eat The Forbidden Apple Too? by jmichael259(m): 6:28pm On Feb 04, 2018
Eeroh95:
About the forbidden fruit,I still wonder why God put it there knowing fully well that eve or Adam was eventually going to eat it and ofcourse the word, GO AND MULTIPLY which means to me [giving birth to children]....was the sin/apple/fruit necessary for human population?.. Remember God knows the beginning and the end ... enlighten me
God has the ability to look into future "if he wishes to" but he created man as a free moral agent so they had the choice to accept satan's advice to disobey and pursue independence or remain steadfast to their creator and retain his guidance. They were "NOT DESTINED" to eat the fruit! The fruit was not sex and NO it was not necesary for human population.
Christianity Etc › Re: Animals That Feel Pains Of Birth, Did They Eat The Forbidden Apple Too? by jmichael259(m): 6:01pm On Feb 04, 2018
royalamour:
So sometimes I see animals give birth and they moan and groan as a result of the pains they feel.

And I start to wonder if they ate the forbidden fruit and was cursed too.

So why do they feel pains like children of Eve?
This is one of the most misunderstood portions of the bible.

HOW COULD ADAM AND EVE HAVE UNDERSTOOD WHAT GOD MEANT BY OLD AGE AND DEATH AS PUNISHMENT IF THEY HAD NEVER SEEN IT? Growing old and dieing were around them in the plant and animal kingdoms.

What God did to Eve can be described as "REMOVAL OF SUBSIDY". Animals were not part of the whole no suffering and everlasting life privileges that Humans were to enjoy so WHEN ADAM AND EVE REBELLED, THAT PRIVILEGE WAS TAKEN AWAY SO WE NOW FEEL THE FULL IMPACT OF TRYING TO LIVE ON THEIR OWN LIKE ANIMALS AS THEY PREVIOUSLY DIDN'T APPRECIATE GOD'S SPECIAL GUIDANCE AND PROTECTION OVER THEIR DAILY DEALINGS.
Celebrities › Re: Ese Eriata: "I Have Never Shaved My Armpit In My Entire Life" by jmichael259(m): 9:33pm On Feb 03, 2018
addikt:
Lol, I thought I'm the only one oooo...and I'll be 28 next month. ... . Well, it's not a disease , not even a string of beards !
no beards only? Or none of the all of the below too? How did you doing it. I need that chemical ASAP! I wan delete every every..
Romance › Re: How I Lost My Young Girlfriend To The Cold Hands Of Death by jmichael259(m): 10:23am On Jan 31, 2018
DrinkLimca:
It's a shame and a slap on the face of Christianity, that such a beautiful girl died because of Cancer..

Are her parents not Christians?

what church does her parents attend?

It's not like I'm bragging, but no loved one of mine will die from sickness, not when my God is alive....
You are a shame and a slap to the face of christianity with this stupid comment!..
WHERE DID YOU READ THAT NONESENSE BELIEF FROM?
Travel › Re: What Is The Citizenship Of A Baby Born On An Airplane? by jmichael259(m): 9:58pm On Jan 27, 2018
tenderlaw:
Op, citizenship is derived
1. By birth
a) Place of origin of your parents
b) Place of your birth eg US
2. By legal adoption
3. By naturalisation.
4. By marriage.

Your answer lies in number 1.
First right of ownership is the country country that owns the airspace or waterspace the plane was located as at time of birth otherwise the certificate will bear "Born in international waters."
Politics › Re: FG Rejects US Conditions On Sale Of 12 Super Tucano Planes by jmichael259(m): 6:44pm On Jan 26, 2018
Nigeria army should just Forget them and buy innoson

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