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CelebritiesRe: Ese Eriata: "I Have Never Shaved My Armpit In My Entire Life" by jmichael259(m): 8:00pm On Feb 04, 2018
addikt:
Hahaha, if I shave the down down , na like 3 months he dey take to grow back
nawaa o! What i have been wishing for since puberty came but this is my first time of hearing it actually exists. Can't imagine what it will feel or look like for a grown adult to be naturally without bush. Hope it's a good thing though.
Christianity EtcRe: Animals That Feel Pains Of Birth, Did They Eat The Forbidden Apple Too? by jmichael259(m): 6:28pm On Feb 04, 2018
Eeroh95:
About the forbidden fruit,I still wonder why God put it there knowing fully well that eve or Adam was eventually going to eat it and ofcourse the word, GO AND MULTIPLY which means to me [giving birth to children]....was the sin/apple/fruit necessary for human population?.. Remember God knows the beginning and the end ... enlighten me
God has the ability to look into future "if he wishes to" but he created man as a free moral agent so they had the choice to accept satan's advice to disobey and pursue independence or remain steadfast to their creator and retain his guidance. They were "NOT DESTINED" to eat the fruit! The fruit was not sex and NO it was not necesary for human population.
Christianity EtcRe: Animals That Feel Pains Of Birth, Did They Eat The Forbidden Apple Too? by jmichael259(m): 6:01pm On Feb 04, 2018
royalamour:
So sometimes I see animals give birth and they moan and groan as a result of the pains they feel.

And I start to wonder if they ate the forbidden fruit and was cursed too.

So why do they feel pains like children of Eve?
This is one of the most misunderstood portions of the bible.

HOW COULD ADAM AND EVE HAVE UNDERSTOOD WHAT GOD MEANT BY OLD AGE AND DEATH AS PUNISHMENT IF THEY HAD NEVER SEEN IT? Growing old and dieing were around them in the plant and animal kingdoms.

What God did to Eve can be described as "REMOVAL OF SUBSIDY". Animals were not part of the whole no suffering and everlasting life privileges that Humans were to enjoy so WHEN ADAM AND EVE REBELLED, THAT PRIVILEGE WAS TAKEN AWAY SO WE NOW FEEL THE FULL IMPACT OF TRYING TO LIVE ON THEIR OWN LIKE ANIMALS AS THEY PREVIOUSLY DIDN'T APPRECIATE GOD'S SPECIAL GUIDANCE AND PROTECTION OVER THEIR DAILY DEALINGS.
CelebritiesRe: Ese Eriata: "I Have Never Shaved My Armpit In My Entire Life" by jmichael259(m): 9:33pm On Feb 03, 2018
addikt:
Lol, I thought I'm the only one oooo...and I'll be 28 next month. ... . Well, it's not a disease , not even a string of beards !
no beards only? Or none of the all of the below too? How did you doing it. I need that chemical ASAP! I wan delete every every..
RomanceRe: How I Lost My Young Girlfriend To The Cold Hands Of Death by jmichael259(m): 10:23am On Jan 31, 2018
DrinkLimca:
It's a shame and a slap on the face of Christianity, that such a beautiful girl died because of Cancer..

Are her parents not Christians?

what church does her parents attend?

It's not like I'm bragging, but no loved one of mine will die from sickness, not when my God is alive....
You are a shame and a slap to the face of christianity with this stupid comment!..
WHERE DID YOU READ THAT NONESENSE BELIEF FROM?
TravelRe: What Is The Citizenship Of A Baby Born On An Airplane? by jmichael259(m): 9:58pm On Jan 27, 2018
tenderlaw:
Op, citizenship is derived
1. By birth
a) Place of origin of your parents
b) Place of your birth eg US
2. By legal adoption
3. By naturalisation.
4. By marriage.

Your answer lies in number 1.
First right of ownership is the country country that owns the airspace or waterspace the plane was located as at time of birth otherwise the certificate will bear "Born in international waters."
PoliticsRe: FG Rejects US Conditions On Sale Of 12 Super Tucano Planes by jmichael259(m): 6:44pm On Jan 26, 2018
Nigeria army should just Forget them and buy innoson
RomanceRe: 'Long Distance' Pre-Wedding Photo. See The Height Difference by jmichael259(m): 8:02pm On Jan 24, 2018
emorse:
Is it true what they say about height and d**k length? huh
what did they say?
PoliticsRe: Why Was Ojukwu Given A State Burial By Nigerian Government? by jmichael259(m): 8:47pm On Jan 23, 2018
Dfire:
The more reason why they should spit at his grave, are you kidding me millions of people died because of him, the amnesty was more than enough, but a befitting burial? They just crossed the line of logic
Your speech is full of ignorance and hate! Osama Bin Laden was reportedly buried in accordance with muslim rites by the same people who hunted him. Soldiers and officers are giving military parade burial even if they were captured as saboteurs or war prisoners.

Ojukwu was a general in the nigerian army and recieved pension till death. Ojukwu was the prime minister of the entire eastern region. He is a decorated man in battle. Biafra was annexed back into nigeria and recieved amnesty under no victor no vanquished decree. Therefore his gallantry remains part of nigeria's history and Ojukwu remains a veteran of nigerian army. In life there is no permanent friend, no permanent enemy!

LEADING A BREAK AWAY AND PLAYING A MASSIVE ROLE IN PEACEFUL REUNIFICATION BY SURRENDERING AND TOTALLY ABANDONING WAR CRIES INSTEAD EMBRACING DEMOCRACY AND LEADING A CHARGE TOWARDS POLICTICAL PARTICIPATION DESERVES MORE THAN STATE BURIAL!
RomanceRe: I Never Get Sexually Aroused Or Attracted To Girls Anymore, Am I Okay? by jmichael259(m): 8:51pm On Jan 21, 2018
My dear, i am almost same so dont worry. YOU ARE NOT GAY. DONT EVER THINK OF IT!

Walking into a public house for easy sex or just seeing a naked girl anyhow makes the whole thing seem worthless, dirty infact utterly disgusting but when there is suspense, plotting, better cuddling and caressing sets the mood and no negative reasoning. Won't even know when the action happened.

It is all about your mind. You are thinking the matter too much or something is stressing you. E.g. Education, Financial stress, low self esteem.

You have a strong and intelligent mind. You dont just need sex but love making with someone mature who belongs to you e.g wife

1) forget about the issue entirely, 2)get a better social standing that is, make more money and/or finish your education, 3)widen your social circle like involve in more church and/or academic programmes where you interact with more people. 4)Don't look for a fine girl but someone that your heart admires. 5)LEARN ABOUT MATURE PILLOW TALK, pre-intimacy AND ROMANTIC DATES.
CareerRe: Should I Quit My #55,000 Monthly Job For University? by jmichael259(m): 8:06pm On Jan 21, 2018
Georgematics:
My company run a service with Premium Pension were #6000 is been deducted from our monthly salary and the company adds #4000 to save and 25% of the totalled insured money is paid to you when you resign, then you get paid #5000 a month after some amount of time if you haven't gotten another work
Update: i mentioned you before and i stand by my comment DONT LEAVE WORK BUT YOU CAN CHANGE WORK!

What i mean is keep working and do parttime ALTERNATIVELY if your course has no parttime (e.g medicine, architecture, nursing, engineering) or whatever else you must be in full time then raise capital and acquire a skill with a month or two BEFORE you leave your current job. Barbing, soccer viewing centre, betting shop, catering and events, photography, stationeries and cyber centre e.t.c can fetch huge money within campus. COMPUTER SKILLS ARE MORE FLEXIBLE.

P.S.: BEING THE ONLY BREAD WINNER IS A WASTE OF ENERGY! Force your mum and younger ones to acquire extra income sources through cake making, restaurant & bar, hair dressing, frying akara, yam or snacks, graphics and web design, phone/laptop repairs and flashing, COMPUTER SKILLS e.t.c They can also be useful in running your new business venture. I REPEAT FORCE EVERYBODY ABOVE JS3 OR AGE 15 TO STOP DEPENDING SOLELY ON YOU!!
CareerRe: Should I Quit My #55,000 Monthly Job For University? by jmichael259(m): 6:57pm On Jan 21, 2018
Georgematics:
Thank you. The problem is that there is no part time studies for level 100 in the university I applied..still thanks alot
There is always part time studies being run by polytechnics, colleges of education and universities. Go to government secondary schools around the town and you will see lecturers, businessmen, uniformed and other parastatal workers running their bachelors, masters and ph.d via weekend and holiday programmes. You shouldn't have even waited four years at home and DO NOT LEAVE YOUR WORK!!
BusinessRe: Barbing Saloon Vs Laundry Services: Which Is A Better Business? by jmichael259(m): 2:57pm On Jan 21, 2018
fabby101:
Thanks 4 sharing but how do I set up after acquiring all u mention
The company will help check ur prefered location close to motorpark, market, shopping mall, busy junction, school gate, hostel areas, residential areas with lots of young and single men who make the street lively afternoon and night..
FamilyRe: Is My Sexual Preference Unholy? by jmichael259(m): 2:50pm On Jan 21, 2018
My dear, doesn't matter whether you are passive or active, YOU ARE NOW SIMPLY A LESBIAN AND YOU ARE BEGINNING TO LOVE IT SO YOU ARE HERE TO SEE IF ANY TANGIBLE ENCOURAGEMENT TO HELP YOU KILL WHATEVER IS LEFT OF YOUR CONSCIENCE!

The bible does not imprison you in marriage. If irrepairable harm is done by death or fornication (in ur case, running away with another woman) then the marriage vow has been broken such a person can remarry.
BusinessRe: Barbing Saloon Vs Laundry Services: Which Is A Better Business? by jmichael259(m): 2:24pm On Jan 21, 2018
amarilo:
Are into betting shop biz? Can u manage one?
Not now. I frequent my friend's shop/viewing centre especially in the evenings and observe. I have briefly managed two bet shops.
BusinessRe: Barbing Saloon Vs Laundry Services: Which Is A Better Business? by jmichael259(m): 2:18pm On Jan 21, 2018
kenoyad:
I'm interested in opening a betting shop, please give advice. thanks.
Contact the company or their agents keep money for one year shop rent, 1 big generator, 2systems, 1tv for a start.
Bet9ja, Accessbet, 1960bet, merrybet or any other with good english league virtual will
serve in a good location.
BusinessRe: Barbing Saloon Vs Laundry Services: Which Is A Better Business? by jmichael259(m): 2:13pm On Jan 21, 2018
OgeFather:
please anyone who is willing to talk me thru betting business (betting shop )should mail me thanks .....2018 is the year we'll all make it
Its not hard they will even train you for a week or two just raise money for one year shop rent, 1 big generator, 2systems, 1tv for a start. Call the company customer care or super agent to know if they have space for new agent in ur area.
Bet9ja is best prefered but Accessbet, 1960bet, merrybet or any other with good english league virtual will serve in a good location and are much easier and cheaper to open account.
BusinessRe: Barbing Saloon Vs Laundry Services: Which Is A Better Business? by jmichael259(m): 2:03pm On Jan 21, 2018
fabby101:
I want to open another biz with small capital. I am interested in betting biz but I don't know anything about it

Someone that has an idea should pls share
you will need one year shop rent, 1 big generator, 2systems, 1tv for a start. Call the company customer care or super agent to know if they have space for new agent in ur area.

Bet9ja is best prefered but Accessbet, 1960bet, merrybet or any other with good english league virtual will serve in a good location and are much easier and cheaper to open account.
BusinessRe: Barbing Saloon Vs Laundry Services: Which Is A Better Business? by jmichael259(m): 9:13am On Jan 21, 2018
better ideas

1) betting shop 2 old laptops wt monitor, 1 big fan, 1 tv and 1 (2500) generator for a start. Even if you are not there. The system does account balancing and your weekly commision goes to your account. Staff feeding, Fuel and minor generator maintainance comes from the cashiers who get over 2k daily gain from people's winnings on virtual games. A person wins 545 gets 500, wins 2,383 gets 2,350 or 2,300 and this happens over 20 winnings per cashier per day. You can ask each cashier on virtual to submit 500 to management.

2) game shop 2-5 tvs with playstation3 and/or ps4 consoles. Run it yourself.

3) soccer viewing centre. Matches are played at night and weekends so can run it after work and be a huge source of extra income. Average (30k monthly after expenses)

Run all 3 or any two together full time and your current 75k a month will be made in less than 2weeks.
BusinessRe: Barbing Saloon Vs Laundry Services: Which Is A Better Business? by jmichael259(m):
P.S: Use your weekends or spare time to learn the basics operations. Never be a total novice in any business you own.

Barbing: smaller capital, maintainance and running cost. A barber may never use more than 4liters of fuel in their small tiger generator even on a heavy business day but Laundry needs very big generator that will consume more than 1liter per hour in order to use iron and washing machine which can also need servicing or buying new one. Extra risk of colour stain or burning customer cloths. You must buy new one.

The operator pays for fuel and equipment maintainance and pays you 3k-5k weekly some areas go as high as 8k-10k. He is paying you for leasing your shop and equipment for his business. You don't expect any other gain even if he makes 1million a day.

Location street junction or centre of neighbourhood where people and their kids can move around at night or close to hostels or public yards with large population.
CelebritiesRe: Jedidiah Ogunleye, Simi's Mother Weds. Simi Plays Chief Bridesmaid Role by jmichael259(m): 5:36pm On Jan 20, 2018
There is a big difference between some church doctrines (that forbids divorce under any circumstance) and christian teaching on divorce.

Throwback:
I thought Christianity don't allow divorce, talkless of the remarriage of a divorcee?

Christianity is its own very hypocrite from clergy to the laity.
Christianity does not "encourage" divorce. It is a horrible and alien to christianity. However, a person is free from the vow of marriage if the partner dies. Fornication is the only stated basis for divorce and remarry in the bible. Forgiveness is greatly stressed among christians. So it is a personal choice to the victim to stay on or take leave if the offender is unrepentant or a repeater.

BTW how would you judge a woman who has been abandoned or let's say separated since 2007 from a husband who most likely has moved on with a new family.
RomanceRe: My Experience With Porn And Masturbation by jmichael259(m): 5:54am On Jan 11, 2018
Yeligray:
But masturbation has caused a decrease in rape and sexual hostility
OPPOSITE: rapists and perverts are voyeurs addicted to porn and masturbation with unrealistic fantasisation and low self esteem.
CelebritiesRe: Josephine Edochie: Pete Edochie's Wife And Yul Edochie's Mother (Photos) by jmichael259(m): 3:35pm On Jan 08, 2018
darkenkach:
Lol, so He isn't married to the other Edochie woman? Nah was for Nigerians and their them say them say.
which other woman? I've always heard Rita is his sister abi in-law not wife
CareerRe: Can A Soldier Resign From The Force? by jmichael259(m): 12:00pm On Jan 07, 2018
bibiking7:



If you leave while having a valid contract, head hunters will track you down. If you are a soldier, ask your commanding officer how you can get out. I have a feeling that you cannot even discuss this in North Korea. grin




Aswear u dey craze, North Korea ke? Nawa for you o! Na resign he wan do no be suicide.. :p
FamilyRe: Would You Be Comfortable Having The Sex Talk With Your Kids? by jmichael259(m): 6:28am On Jan 06, 2018
The scriptures themselves said "TRAIN UP a child in the way he is to go" Please never try to wait for your kids to reach any so called rightful age. Start sex and other education very young! As soon as they can ask and hear.
FamilyRe: I'm Ready To Get Married But My Father Wants Me To Build First by jmichael259(m): 3:01am On Jan 02, 2018
keacy:
Thank you guys.`

your opinions means a lot for me.
#FACT: YOU DON'T NEED HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF NAIRA TO GET MARRIED. WALK INTO THE NEAREST LOC GOVT OR COURT HOUSE AND SIGN THE MARRIAGE REGISTRY.

#CLUE: IF YOU BUILD FIRST YOU MUST AND WILL STILL MARRY AND SOONER FOR THAT MATTER BUT IF YOU MARRY FIRST BILLS AND RESPONSIBILITIES WILL PUSH THE BUILDING TO MUCH LATER TIME OR UNCOMPLETED PROJECT OR NEVER AT ALL!

#ACTION: YOU DONT NEED A MANSION JUST BUILD A BOY'S QUARTER, A STRAIGHT LINE FOUR ROOMS OR A TWO ROOM MINI FLAT THEN GO AND DO YOUR WEDDING. YOUR FATHER AND/OR SIBLINGS SHOULD DO THE FINISHING TOUCHES OR BUILD THE MANSION IF THAT IS WHAT THEY WANT.
FamilyRe: My Sister Beats My Mum, Guys What I'm I To Do? by jmichael259(m): 9:15am On Dec 29, 2017
GoldNiagara:
I am sure you are more confused than you started out. She has committed a crime simple.You will help her by just reporting to the police.She will be made to write an undertaken not to touch her again and then the police can compel her to also leave the house. You can go further by pressing charges, she will be charged to court for assault and battery. Allow her spend at least a week at kirikiri prison, then apply to withdraw the suit. Arrange with the prison officer to make her wash toilet well. She will come out a born again Christian and renounce cultism.
d truth b say she no go repent and e dey expensive to go police or court 4 naija and her relations and village cheif go come beg or force you drop the case say na family matter.
FamilyRe: My Sister Beats My Mum, Guys What I'm I To Do? by jmichael259(m): 9:01am On Dec 29, 2017
splenzard:
thanks bro, but she's a cultist like I said earlier, I've tried beating her but it's as good as flogging a dead horse, she's hardened
dont let me slap you with thunder. Somebody beat your mother and you are talkin nonsense here. Cultist ke cultist ni! What do you know about cult? She claim cultist for your mother head na your turn you must become DEMON for her own head now before i lay eternal curses on you.

Visit the nearest motorpark or military barrack and recruit just 4men with wooden or metal sticks and knock off some knee caps permanently.
DON'T FORGET TO GIFT HER A WHEELCHAIR. She's still a sister and we are in a so-called season of giving!
Music/RadioRe: Banger Alert: Renzy - Come Closer (Prod. By Fey Flexy) by jmichael259(m): 5:56pm On Dec 22, 2017
It's alright. More grease to his elbow
BusinessRe: Why Most Uneducated People Are More Successful In Business - Johnspeak Uwangue by jmichael259(m): 9:18pm On Dec 18, 2017
eezeribe:
'Infoprenation'
please explain this word
Car TalkRe: Sales Of Steering Lock Double As Drivers Go Low-Tech To Beat Hi‑Tech Car Thieves by jmichael259(m): 11:02pm On Dec 16, 2017
spaggyy:
So far have seen it work in all powersteering cars, it works for my infiniti fx 35
×*******************************

Just park your car the way u will normally do

Off the ignition

And keep turning the steering, it will be hard, and within 3 seconds the car will sense that u want to lock the wheels and it will lock up.
The steering won't be able to turn at all, not even 2 inches

To unlock
Put the key in the ignition hole,

And slightly turn the steering (as if u are shaking it, and simultaneously do the same with the key)


It will unlock

I takes less than 3 seconds

I can do a video on it for u
wow just like that. Hav confirmed it. Didnt know this b4.
Car TalkRe: Sales Of Steering Lock Double As Drivers Go Low-Tech To Beat Hi‑Tech Car Thieves by jmichael259(m): 2:54pm On Dec 16, 2017
spaggyy:
Mere locking of the steering wheel, by turning it to a side till u hear that locking sound.

will safely secure the car
please explain further and which model of car(s)

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