₦airaland Forum

micseyi:
Shattap....its obvious u dont know anytin...Switching off the car means Locking the steering and @dat speed, accident is inevitable

if fuel finish and engine off steering no dey lock! Shut down engine and locking ignition are different things. Check your Key hole you will see it is marked likely LOCK>OFF>ON>ACC>START.
It requires a very cool head under such pressure to do this delicately and succesfuly without locking his steering. Most cars could have gone into neutral by the way and allow to slowly come to a stop.

Reedahgado:
Y must it be Dana airline everyday? Na only them waka come?

That's how someone on this forum said he was travelling with Dana airline and fuel finished halfway to their destination

We know he was lying sha

bros dem swear gv u 4 dana matter? Fuel finish ke? Chaei!

The driver chop the money (₦600) wey oga give am to buy brake fluid and the conductor forget to collect the 'tokunbo' bulb wey mechanic bring make them use change the headlamp wey don die remain small. -quote Dana's ancestors.

Before you said Urgent vacancy at ostunview travel and tours, now you are saying 5 boys will travel abroad to work
ostunview new weavon
company HOW MANY TANKERS OF PETROL DID YOU USE TO LIGHT THE WEED YOU SMOKED?

You are not gay YOU ARE EITHER ASEXUAL OR JUST PLAIN INTROVERTED which kinda restricts people getting out of their comfort zones which involves ur own gender cos socialising with the opposite gender is naturally uncomfortable that is why guys get to learn and practise pick up lines and how to strike a convo with a gal.

You can still let gayism pull you on just don't think you can get flattered by it.

BTW YOU CAN BECOME CELIBATE OR BE WITH A MATURED LADY WHO KNOWS HOW TO MAKE LOVE NOT JUST BORING SEX FROM SLAY QUEENS

Psoul:
Bros, u are right, but shooting a bullet through "Car Fuel Tank" may hardly trigger explosion.
For a combustion to occur, ther must be enough oxygen. I the car fuel tank, the amount of oxygen available will hardly trigger combustion/explosion from a normal bullet.

Only an extra ordinary shot from a powerful gun shot from a far distance can cause explosion.
Let me tell you why.
On the course of the long distance, there must have bn friction between the bullet and air particles. This friction will ignite the bullet. So now the bullet is coming with fire. Having contact with the fuel will ignite the tank hence explosion.

Some ppl shot at not to long distance bullet may not even kw they have bn shot until the start seeing blood coming out of their body, but once a bullet from far distance touches ur body even with lesser penetration u will kw immediately cause it will be very hot.

in other words u talk say if u wan kill person u go do am close range.

Zita55:
Good evening ! I got an SMS from this company ,two days ago for an interview but I couldn't avail myself based on personal issues, just this evening, I got another SMS from them for interview, I don't know if they are REAL!!


We apologise for the error in previous message. Another interview has been reschedule to hold on Feb 17,2018 at WHITEWATERS EMPLOYMENT SERVICE CENTRE at 84, Dopemu Rd,beside Caratiyah Pharmacy Alhaja B/stop,Iyana-Dopemu Bus-stop Agege Lagos. By 8am. Come with all necessary documents.Info:07036852688
HR Whitewaters

employment centre ko, exploiting centre ni.. Mtschew

LadySarah:
It is for clarity and meaning.In Igbo a word could mean the ssme thing but the dot gives it a diff pronunciation which gives a diff meaning.

Eg
IHE:light
IHE(with the dot under):something/thing.

You get it?

try dotting these one correctly akwa=cry, akwa=egg, akwa=wrapper, akwa=bridge, akwa=bed

ERROR IN SPELLING BUT NICE GESTURE ANYWAYS.

Only the "o" should have a dot as it is a light vowel (udamfe) There should be no dot under the "i" because it is not pronounced as a light vowel in this name.

The igbo alphabet has 8 vowels ( A, E, I, Ị, O, Ọ, U, Ụ) with (i, o, u) having light versions with dots while (a, e) do not have.

softprick:
Better hand never touch am,ordinarily I dey charge people fee but I will do this for free,just arrange my flight ticket to and fro.

my thought exactly. Me i go do am free make dem just bring the boy to my street. On a serious note if i could i would have askd to adopt this boy briefly and showed them it's not ever hard to walk the kid to school and walk him back. Be around him 24/7, take him out regularly, help him with homework, befriend him, make him open up about some bad habits and things troubling him without me judging or punishing him, tell him some of my life mistakes and assure him it's natural to experience temptations and obstacles but make him realise why he shouldn't follow wayward steps.

HE NEEDS A FRIEND, MENTOR AND CONFIDANT.

Oladimejyy:
Please how is the mums fault,she loved him wholeheartedly because he's her only child

i am my mother's only child but she was never this stupid with me! Sometimes i even prefered discipline from my mopol father than my mother own.

olusayeroyagi:
just give him 3 years and he wil be richer dan both wizkid and Davido combine

He is already richer if u knw what soccer and adverts e.t.c. pay weekly!

Abdulqareem:
person wen come be 5ft 6inch nkoooo? still na short abi

sorry but YES

6ft for men, 5ft8" for ladies. Some countries have greater number of tall people other places have more short guys

lascodii:
Hi,
I want to know the height of a tall man which nobody will consider such height as average or short

even 6.1 6.2 look short around me i try all means to avoid facing people directly in public while standing i'm just 6.6

LadyHeaven:
I feel its wrong...that's how I saw a sickening video of a grown a*s dirty man penetrating a small baby boy, I nearly pucked, regretted opening the group video

baby boy ke?

addikt:
Hahaha, if I shave the down down , na like 3 months he dey take to grow back

nawaa o! What i have been wishing for since puberty came but this is my first time of hearing it actually exists. Can't imagine what it will feel or look like for a grown adult to be naturally without bush. Hope it's a good thing though.

Eeroh95:
About the forbidden fruit,I still wonder why God put it there knowing fully well that eve or Adam was eventually going to eat it and ofcourse the word, GO AND MULTIPLY which means to me [giving birth to children]....was the sin/apple/fruit necessary for human population?.. Remember God knows the beginning and the end ... enlighten me

God has the ability to look into future "if he wishes to" but he created man as a free moral agent so they had the choice to accept satan's advice to disobey and pursue independence or remain steadfast to their creator and retain his guidance. They were "NOT DESTINED" to eat the fruit! The fruit was not sex and NO it was not necesary for human population.

royalamour:
So sometimes I see animals give birth and they moan and groan as a result of the pains they feel.

And I start to wonder if they ate the forbidden fruit and was cursed too.

So why do they feel pains like children of Eve?

This is one of the most misunderstood portions of the bible.

HOW COULD ADAM AND EVE HAVE UNDERSTOOD WHAT GOD MEANT BY OLD AGE AND DEATH AS PUNISHMENT IF THEY HAD NEVER SEEN IT? Growing old and dieing were around them in the plant and animal kingdoms.

What God did to Eve can be described as "REMOVAL OF SUBSIDY". Animals were not part of the whole no suffering and everlasting life privileges that Humans were to enjoy so WHEN ADAM AND EVE REBELLED, THAT PRIVILEGE WAS TAKEN AWAY SO WE NOW FEEL THE FULL IMPACT OF TRYING TO LIVE ON THEIR OWN LIKE ANIMALS AS THEY PREVIOUSLY DIDN'T APPRECIATE GOD'S SPECIAL GUIDANCE AND PROTECTION OVER THEIR DAILY DEALINGS.

addikt:
Lol, I thought I'm the only one oooo...and I'll be 28 next month. ... . Well, it's not a disease , not even a string of beards !

no beards only? Or none of the all of the below too? How did you doing it. I need that chemical ASAP! I wan delete every every..

DrinkLimca:
It's a shame and a slap on the face of Christianity, that such a beautiful girl died because of Cancer..

Are her parents not Christians?

what church does her parents attend?

It's not like I'm bragging, but no loved one of mine will die from sickness, not when my God is alive....

You are a shame and a slap to the face of christianity with this stupid comment!..
WHERE DID YOU READ THAT NONESENSE BELIEF FROM?

tenderlaw:
Op, citizenship is derived
1. By birth
a) Place of origin of your parents
b) Place of your birth eg US
2. By legal adoption
3. By naturalisation.
4. By marriage.

Your answer lies in number 1.

First right of ownership is the country country that owns the airspace or waterspace the plane was located as at time of birth otherwise the certificate will bear "Born in international waters."

Nigeria army should just Forget them and buy innoson

emorse:
Is it true what they say about height and d**k length?

what did they say?

Dfire:
The more reason why they should spit at his grave, are you kidding me millions of people died because of him, the amnesty was more than enough, but a befitting burial? They just crossed the line of logic

Your speech is full of ignorance and hate! Osama Bin Laden was reportedly buried in accordance with muslim rites by the same people who hunted him. Soldiers and officers are giving military parade burial even if they were captured as saboteurs or war prisoners.

Ojukwu was a general in the nigerian army and recieved pension till death. Ojukwu was the prime minister of the entire eastern region. He is a decorated man in battle. Biafra was annexed back into nigeria and recieved amnesty under no victor no vanquished decree. Therefore his gallantry remains part of nigeria's history and Ojukwu remains a veteran of nigerian army. In life there is no permanent friend, no permanent enemy!

LEADING A BREAK AWAY AND PLAYING A MASSIVE ROLE IN PEACEFUL REUNIFICATION BY SURRENDERING AND TOTALLY ABANDONING WAR CRIES INSTEAD EMBRACING DEMOCRACY AND LEADING A CHARGE TOWARDS POLICTICAL PARTICIPATION DESERVES MORE THAN STATE BURIAL!

My dear, i am almost same so dont worry. YOU ARE NOT GAY. DONT EVER THINK OF IT!

Walking into a public house for easy sex or just seeing a naked girl anyhow makes the whole thing seem worthless, dirty infact utterly disgusting but when there is suspense, plotting, better cuddling and caressing sets the mood and no negative reasoning. Won't even know when the action happened.

It is all about your mind. You are thinking the matter too much or something is stressing you. E.g. Education, Financial stress, low self esteem.

You have a strong and intelligent mind. You dont just need sex but love making with someone mature who belongs to you e.g wife

1) forget about the issue entirely, 2)get a better social standing that is, make more money and/or finish your education, 3)widen your social circle like involve in more church and/or academic programmes where you interact with more people. 4)Don't look for a fine girl but someone that your heart admires. 5)LEARN ABOUT MATURE PILLOW TALK, pre-intimacy AND ROMANTIC DATES.

Georgematics:
My company run a service with Premium Pension were #6000 is been deducted from our monthly salary and the company adds #4000 to save and 25% of the totalled insured money is paid to you when you resign, then you get paid #5000 a month after some amount of time if you haven't gotten another work

Update: i mentioned you before and i stand by my comment DONT LEAVE WORK BUT YOU CAN CHANGE WORK!

What i mean is keep working and do parttime ALTERNATIVELY if your course has no parttime (e.g medicine, architecture, nursing, engineering) or whatever else you must be in full time then raise capital and acquire a skill with a month or two BEFORE you leave your current job. Barbing, soccer viewing centre, betting shop, catering and events, photography, stationeries and cyber centre e.t.c can fetch huge money within campus. COMPUTER SKILLS ARE MORE FLEXIBLE.

P.S.: BEING THE ONLY BREAD WINNER IS A WASTE OF ENERGY! Force your mum and younger ones to acquire extra income sources through cake making, restaurant & bar, hair dressing, frying akara, yam or snacks, graphics and web design, phone/laptop repairs and flashing, COMPUTER SKILLS e.t.c They can also be useful in running your new business venture. I REPEAT FORCE EVERYBODY ABOVE JS3 OR AGE 15 TO STOP DEPENDING SOLELY ON YOU!!

Georgematics:
Thank you. The problem is that there is no part time studies for level 100 in the university I applied..still thanks alot

There is always part time studies being run by polytechnics, colleges of education and universities. Go to government secondary schools around the town and you will see lecturers, businessmen, uniformed and other parastatal workers running their bachelors, masters and ph.d via weekend and holiday programmes. You shouldn't have even waited four years at home and DO NOT LEAVE YOUR WORK!!

fabby101:
Thanks 4 sharing but how do I set up after acquiring all u mention

The company will help check ur prefered location close to motorpark, market, shopping mall, busy junction, school gate, hostel areas, residential areas with lots of young and single men who make the street lively afternoon and night..

My dear, doesn't matter whether you are passive or active, YOU ARE NOW SIMPLY A LESBIAN AND YOU ARE BEGINNING TO LOVE IT SO YOU ARE HERE TO SEE IF ANY TANGIBLE ENCOURAGEMENT TO HELP YOU KILL WHATEVER IS LEFT OF YOUR CONSCIENCE!

The bible does not imprison you in marriage. If irrepairable harm is done by death or fornication (in ur case, running away with another woman) then the marriage vow has been broken such a person can remarry.

amarilo:
Are into betting shop biz? Can u manage one?

Not now. I frequent my friend's shop/viewing centre especially in the evenings and observe. I have briefly managed two bet shops.

kenoyad:
I'm interested in opening a betting shop, please give advice. thanks.

Contact the company or their agents keep money for one year shop rent, 1 big generator, 2systems, 1tv for a start.
Bet9ja, Accessbet, 1960bet, merrybet or any other with good english league virtual will
serve in a good location.