₦airaland Forum

Sebastine1994:
This one is your cup of tea oh. The problem with you nigerians is that you want to deny everything even in the Face of daunting evidence. Forget this your preaching, the short of it is that there is no job. Why must you always make excuse to justify everything. So I should go and take up a job that pays 4000 a month, just because I want experience. My friend the short of your long tale is that people should get these experience from school. Why should you even work for someone if you are so smart

If you have certificates without skills; THERE IS NO JOB.

If you get handwork; you will be begging your job to give you chance to do other things.

Argue with clarence peters and footballers, even aba bag and cloth tailors or nnewi fabricators not forgetting your daily food sellers, drivers.

[/b] No matter how big or small or how Posh or dirty the job looks. Handwork is the future. It is everlasting.[b]

CAPSLOCKED:

HOW CAN YOU BUY LAND WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY?

i wonder o!
All these bloggers and twitter vixens with their fake and incomplete stories.

We currently live on a land bought by my mum in the state capital and she has tenants too. My Dad and his own lands are in the village.

P.S: A woman should not go to sell or buy land alone. But Should have have her son, brother, cousin, father, husband, friend, agent e.t.c [/b]FOR HER OWN PROTECTION AND AS A SURETY OR WITNESS AS THE CASE MAY BE. NOT AS A FRONT LIKE THE TWITTER NINJA IS CLAIMING. THE LAND WILL BE BOUGHT IN HER NAME.[b]

This way she doesn't get intimidated, robbed, raped, duped or blackmailed perhaps into buying a fake property or selling at a loss. Any land sold by a woman without a witness her kids can claim she sold it to you under duress or that you snatched it forcefully without compensation and such transaction will be revoked by the village cheifs or customary court. LEGAL DOCUMENTATION HAS REPLACED MOST OF THESE FCCURENCES[b]

Kog45:
Andrew444 baba i quoted without checking 444.

Yes you are right that not only naija dey get the Yoruba name cos I remember Obadele Thompson of Trinidad and Tobago who was named by his Dad after a Nigerian professor.

Also Serena Williams sister late YETUNDE Williams which Williams failed to address on how she got the name.

Andrew444,try and roll pages back on our Arena where i explained in details about Mbappe.

Popular american singer Ne-yo full name Schafer CHIMERE Smith. No relationship with Nigeria. Parent had a nigerian neighbour and loved their kid's name.

CollinsWeGlobe:
My woman is currently in Greece right now and I am in Nigeria so she want us to get married in Nigeria before we can do the needful. Can somebody tell me what is the requirement for her to come here in my country.

Please, Nairalander

Does she have a daughter or granddaughter even if a bobrisky? Lemme know

eddyghali:
Its not lies...most men get erection while asleep and unconscious. Remember what happen in the bible bw a man and his daughters.

dat man was drunk(drugged) by his daughters so he didnt know what he was doing or couldn't get stop them.

If the sweet sensation no wake you then the weight of anoda person bouncing on you will wake you. Abi una no go release? She go lose control when she dey come and your own rush go wake you.

williamdeluxe:
The incidence of rape cases in the country is
alarming and absurd . Something drastic and
urgent should be done to check the trend . The
trauma suffered by victims cannot be
overemphasised . I think there should be a
harsh legislation that would serve as
deterrence to people who engage in rape . The
minimum jail term they should be given is 35
years . Also , rape cases should be given
accelerated hearing . In the same vein , our law
should also frown on any form of sexual
molestation . When you go to the market , you
see male traders sexually harassing female
buyers, forcefully holding them and dragging
them. This is where it begins . When you jail
people for touching girls , ladies and women
illicitly , rapists would know that the game is
up

Supported..

Legislation is for if and when you catch the culprits and you have evidence in court abi?

As for me i say we should start training our girl child in a hardened way more than the boys starting from primary school age. They should be able to beat up two hefty with one hand tied behind. And should handle weapons deadlier than a terrorist.

If someone breaks into your compound at night make una light it up like say na u be the armed robbers and dem be the victims.

NO TIME FOR SLAYING OR SEXINESS

jibolarazor:
what business or investment can I go into with 1millon naira.

Preferably I want something I can start making good profit on within a short period of time. Please business gurus your help and advice is needed.

Go into town very close university, poly or besides a popular extra mural centre or along a popular road students pass in crowds to and fro.


Rent a space, buy 4.5kva generator, one big OX fan (or a/c), 6 televisions, four ps3 and two ps4 game consoles. Start making average 18k daily for a very slow start.

If you need more add any or all of Snooker table, Betting and viewing centre. Start Raking in huge amount of legit money

2)Shawarma

3)phone and system accesories

4)Barbers shop with more than 4 workers for big boys

StaffofOrayan:
Sowore, Fela and Moghale and the Young dude from the North
Lets close this chapter on these old names...

Okay..

StaffofOrayan:
This list just shows how enslaved we are as a nation!
Especially the youth who can't rally behind a new face
Even before these thieves come in we already know they would be useless
If you ask me SOWORE2019, but of course if you have not destroyed Nigeria before, Nigerians won't vote for you
Fela already told us our problem, we keep voting the same old clueless folks in and expect some miracle

Don't get it twisted. I was only trying to point out that even among the old folks there are more capable hands to replace Buhari. Many of them have done exceedingly well deserving to be tried at federal level.

As for a fresh face nobody has stepped up so far apart from Sowore. i support youth 2019 even if it is Yusuf Buhari alternatively let's manage any of atiku, donald duke, orji uzor kalu, Rochas, Dankwambo.

QuotaSystem:
Opinions on the validity of the question is much less important than the actual answer to the question.

Interestingly, you still failed to answer the crucial question despite opening a thread on it.

Vote out Buhari and vote in who?

Please state your alternative candidate.

A few names from the recycle bin:

Namadi Sambo, Fashola, Osibanjo, Amaechi, Donald Duke, Atiku Abubakar, Tambuwal, Kwankwaso, Rochas Okorocha, Orji Uzor Kalu, Ike Ekweremadu, Emeka Ihedioha, Bukola Saraki, David Mark, Peter Odili, Oshiomole, any of the current and former governors or their deputies, senators and members house of reps

OUTSIDE THE RECYCLE BIN: The list is endless. Any of the over 50million youths above the age of 35 who are graduates or enterpreneurs.

baba o.. i no wan talk say that u were just doing ur job as their picker but u 4 just use the money build inside the college by ursef if to say u no want make the money loss

Makarfi and others dey PDP, Buhari and others dey APC. ATIKU SHOULD LEARN TO GO TO SDP, ADP, LABOUR OR ANY OTHER POPULAR PARTY APART FROM JUMPING BETWEEN THESE TWO RIVALS. ATIKU NEEDS TO CONTEST IN THE MAIN ELECTION TO ACCESS HIS CREDIBILITY NOT ALLOWING URBAN THUGS TO ALWAYS END HIS AMBITION AT THE PRIMARIES.

MedellinCartel:
I am actually not stationed In a location presently. My job takes me between ph, lag, enugu and owerri.

It might cause headache if you are not around to run the business.

phone accesories, Betting shop, video game house, viewing centre, barber's shop e.t.c.

Ad: if u need a driver for your taxi, bus or van. Contact us via p.m.

diebuhari1:
That was a rough tackle on Amaechi there.

Yes Amaechi is a minister, Peterside is D.G of NIMASA while they couldnt get up to 5,000 votes for buhari against pdp 1.2million votes. Yet Rochas delegate was made a deputy minister of education working under a journalist as the main minister despite being a prof and a former university v.c

Kyri:
Hmmm...September 26 1992, if you know you know

On 26 September 1992 a
Nigerian Air Force Lockheed
C-130H Hercules crashed three
minutes after take-off from
Lagos, Nigeria. All 158 people
on board were killed,
including 8 foreign nationals.
The aircraft was taking off at
high weight and three
engines failed. The aircraft
was serial number 911

ashjay001:
Mine did. More than this sef!


First real sex experience, I was coming out of d room to receive tips


Olu d Great!!! 1luv

ARE YOU SURE? Was it a party or u bribed him. That doesnt sound like a nigerian brother. Can u gv a detailed explanation?

Biglittlelois:
You sound like a pained tall guy that dont like the truth, lol

Hello, you seem to have slept around a lot and with lousy people for that matter. Save your stereotyping for fat guys they are the ones accused of limp organs and I have no idea who started such story. I don't know about the guy you quoted but i am 6ft6" tall and more than the average size below. I have not come across any news of a tall guy being less than 6inches below and that's general length. A man is considered small ranging from 4.5inches down cos a 2.5inch finger can satisfy a woman then its about how you use it not size. If you are looking for outrageous sizes of 10inches then you must have dug up a well in between. Excessively endowered guys dont have any height range. You can find them among the tall, short or average.

Hav u tried another uni even those ones u think are local? The greatest problem for admision seekers is that they are selecting which uni to like or to hate. The name of ur sch will not determine ur future.

If wat u hav is ond then another option is to go for hnd in any poly that will admit u even if it is private sch or evening/weekend programe.

Dnt waste ur life because of a school and use all ur spare time to improve ur skills and business.

Efewestern:
We shouldn't copy the white always, even the Nigeria constitution recognizes customary law provided it doesn't infringe on anyone's right.

So nothing backward about the celebration.

how does closing people's means of livelihood forcefully not infringe on their rights to freedom of movement (to live and work anywhere) freedom of association (to choose to associate or not associate)

It also affects other innocent passersby who might be traveling past the area and/or might need the services of a vulcaniser, food seller, taxi e.t.c. IN A SITUATION OF EMERGENCY

OP jst do everything listed below and also
1) hang snail and tortoise shells with red or black ribbons and mark some patterns with native chalk behind the store and under the cashier counter

2 use quran to swear in any new sales boy/girl

NnamdiN:
You can only minimize theft, it's almost impossible to eliminate completely.
Get a functional CCTV
As much as possible encourage POS
Monitor stock, make sure every pin is in the system (if you get this right, you would have succeeded to a large extent).
Make sure customers are issued electronic invoices, not the paper type. The person issuing the invoices must be different from the one receiving cash and their accounts must balance at the end of the day.
If possible barcode all your items, some malls install devices that alert them if any one tries to leave with an item that has not been processed.

like i said before use strong juju anybody wey steal go carry leprosy or enlarged scrotum (ibi size 12)

Hashimyussufamao:
To all the religious maniacs weeping above me, you weren't at fault. Had it been WAEC takes place on Sundays not only that, it coincides with Sunday worship hours let's see if you biased psychopaths will keep mute!! #Nitwits

it is not waec fault that sunday is not a working day in the secular calendar especially for an exam for students who go to school only mondays-fridays. Is it the entire muslims that will miss prayer for the exam? Will the islam faith go into extinction just because a few boys and girls missed one day in a year for waec? Jewish religion attend on saturdays and they don't scream when waec and jamb sometimes fix exams on saturdays. What of Christians that also have praise and worship, bible study or preaching on that friday are they threatening waec officials?

When you remove violence from within yourself only then can you become a believer.

Why is the boy without clothes? That lion should have been dragged and beaten around onitsha main market before facing tyre and fuel judgement

donokoh:
does CETEP City University still exit?

the name alone sounds like all those unrecognised nursery schools that exists in batchers. Two word names are enough or location bearing names are okay like uni of lagos, uni of nigeria, covenant uni, abia state uni, igbinedion uni, madona uni e.t.c.

Names of institutions should not sound like a nursery rhyme, a libation to ancestors or like a curse word e.g. cetep city uni e.t.c.

SpoiltVirgin:
let me be very honest with you, if for some reason he doesn't pass the post ume, he will wait till next year and reapply again or travel out of Nigeria. My parents dont want him to study in any other school in nigeria apart from covenant because of experience with our older ones. And she has some friends children that mfinished from cu and are doing well, its all about competition and showoff

okay my point really is that he will be admitted if his results are okay and he has the funds as required. He should focus and smash the post utme as he did the utme

i think landmark and covenant are owned by same organisation. I also suggested Redeemers and Babcock because they are similar as to how they are run. Schools owned by notable big churches try their best to give quality educational services and good morality even though they are over cagey most times leading some to drop out or live a rebel life when they get the chance to go out. alternatively you still have outstanding albeit expensive quality in the likes of American university of nigeria yola and Baze university abuja

cheers he will make it through

Pope22:
That Hezekiah university you didn't put the year, has it not been built?

built and resumed since but officially listed by jamb and nuc 4yrs ago

SpoiltVirgin:
only about 10-15 of those schools have an healthy financial and sustainable structure. My younger bro just checked his jamb, he scored 262, he applied for computer engineering at covenant university as first choice. What are his chances of gaining admission?

it is a private university they need your compliance with their money demands and a complete ssce result. He will be admitted with such a good score. By the way since he can afford covenant why fear? IF AT ALL THEM NO GREE YOU GO OVER TO REDEEMER, BABCOCK OR ANY OTHER PRIVATE UNI AROUND YOUR STATE

NO EXCUSE Could have gotten a surrogate mother or hired a nanny to help care for them till they are two and half / three years or better still adopted kids that are above 2yr

Callmemike:
Thanks a lot for the optimism. We need it. Moreso he hears commands and carries out instructions. He is a sweet kid. Just his speech is lacking

Don't overwhelm the kid with tests, therapy and dissertations. He is okay just a very late developer. There is a kid in my neighbourhood born 2013 just started rushing words now with no clear pronounciation while his playmate of just 2+yrs speaks clearly like a 5yr old but the boy's speech is now improving by himself. DIFFERENT STROKES FOR DIFFERENT KIDS

edetsimon:
[quote please house I need an advice on This offer, 35k weekly. Please how is the fuel consumption?

that should be matrix or poniac? Even if not just go ahead those small cars are very low on fuel. I dnt know if the 35k is good for your area can it be reduced? JUST FOCUS ON BIZ AND NOT CRUISING AROUND TO FLEX OR SHOW OFF WHEN WORK NO DEY

olatunyemi:
it's a great concern for me. I would release after 4 minutes of Penetration, then the dick would stand after 10 minutes and with that, I can last 40 to 1 hour. is this normal?

na so e suppose be. D 1st one no too last unless u dey slow down or interrupt. just use hand and other devices to keep her busy for that 10mins till u recharge

panicacid:
Some people will have solution before them and still search for a new one, so of all his six daughters, non has reached birth giving age?

That is the most barbaric thought if you are trying to encourage that his daughters should go and born out of wedlock for him..
He should be thinking of finance to give the kids a brighter future.

He should go for ivf if he can afford it or adopt two male kids. One for each wife

Now that keke has been banned, Do you need drivers for your taxi or bus in Owerri? PM me..