₦airaland Forum

SalamRushdie:
Attention to details he says but yet he couldn't even get the details on his poster right as he spelt Anambra as Anambara

It is actually Anambara in Igbo language. The state was named from the river Omambara.

olajay86:
http://www.titopeblog.com/2017/08/photo-news-charlyboy-shuts-down-benue.html

Commercial activities in Makurdi, the Benue State capital were brought to a standstill on Thursday as Maverick singer and social crusader, Charles Oputa staged a mother of all rally tagged, ‘Our Mumu Don Do.’

AreaFada, as the activist is fondly called led coalition of angry Nigerians at the rally, aimed at sensitizing Nigerians on the importance of voter registration.

Charlyboy said it was high time Nigerians stood against bad governance that had ruined the nation for years.

Charly boy for President. 2face for governor M.I for minister 2019

MY DEAR, THE PROBLEM IS LEVEL OF EDUCATION AND ENLIGHTENMENT! Confirm ur hiv status. check your phenotype, fibroid, genotype, rhesus factor e.t.c. before you bear sickled or disfigured kids. LOVE IS NOT BLIND! There are lots of birth control drugs and clips for those who cannot afford kids. Abortion, condom and child ban is not a solution.

rien05:
Hello House,

Kindly advise me on which way to follow. I currently earn 150k per month and I am thinking of enrolling for an MBA in Unilag. My headache is I will have to pick the full time option because it is cheaper and has better lecture hours. The fee is about 200k.
The last option is the Executive MBA. Classes are on saturdays from 8pm to 4pm. The fee is about 2Million. I won't even go there.

My question is should I take the risk to forfeit my job and do my MBA? The forms are out. I want to prepare my mind before buying the form(N22,500). I really want an upgrade to my certificate. I also need money to keep me going because there is no one to lean on.

1) NO dont leave ur job because 2m fees while working is cheaper than 200k fees when jobless. U'll understand and believe me later. 2)There are alternative programs even foreign schools both online and weekends not only unilag. 3) You can join those Bold ladies we see who went into UBER, Keke, Bus or Taxi driving TEMPORARILY to fund themselves through school 4) If u must then wait a few months or a year, learn/improve a language or skill within this period, SAVE A LOT OF MONEY FOR THE PROGRAM, then start ur own biz or move into another job that will give little freedom and provide backup during the program i.e (if u r good in physics, chemistry, maths, french u can get a good pay in some big private sec sch or tutorial centre) (blue collar skills set up in a big way like cake making, shawarma, fast food, event planning, nail fixing, hair dressing, fashion design e.t.c wil put you in charge of ur time wyl u study)


WHATEVER YOU MAY THINK OF BUT THE ULTIMATE POINT IS "NEVER DROP JOB/SKILL/CAREER FOR CERTIFICATE"!!!

Abadsheddy:
It is my profession but I am not too satisfied with the paid though they promise to increase the salary at time. my question is is it OK for starting

you did not give details of d work. Factory or office? Time for work? Do you hav other places that you are curently applying for? If u reject it do you hav resources to survive or start your own small scale biz?

sweerychick:
Anu oluwa : Yoruba means God's mercy...
Igbo means, Oluwa meat

as nwa afo igbo, i been dey wonder wetin d guy meant by God's meat! Thanks for correctionaclearing

Braden2:
I was born and raised baptist but I don't even care about organized religion .
Most young people and people in general have no choice than to follow their parent's religion. People will always be people regardless of any restrictions . You want to do what your peers are doing and not miss out. It's unnatural to restrict yourself from experiencing and learning . You want to enjoy yourself ,and Gospel music just doesn't cut it . If ever you want to be religious ,you would rather do the one you are familiar with. that's all i can tell you.

1)Op is generalizing!

2)Not everybody carrying bag around is true Jw in character!

3)Factor in peer pressure and radio music.

4)Everybody must not be strictly conservative to be a true believer.

5)If someone does not sing your own church's songs does it mean they dont have or use worship songs?

6)Does the Op think all music (like mj-heal the world, adele-hello, 2face-nfana ibaga, mungo park, oluwa ni e.t.c.) are offensive just because they dont contain "halleluya" or "praise the lord"?

preshdiva:
Good day everyone, I am a 2016 Batch A stream 1 Corp member passing out on April 7th,2017 by the grace of God. I recently got two job offers, a contract bank job (marketing) for 52k per month with commissions based on your input
but then the stress and time. I really don't know what to do.
#maturedresponsesplease#

Take the Teaching job. You have ur break period, evenings, weekends, term ends and public holidays to use for meditation, side hustles e.t.c. Plus schools are academic environments that are less hostile with no ridiculous targets and over trekking under rain and shine.

Trust me, the extra stress and headache is not equivalent to the extra 12,000..!

THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR COMMENTS. MY FIRST POST TO MAKE FRONT PAGE. Very insighting..

Statsocial:
i listed all the private unis(including religious affiliated) i know just in case someone else needs it. The tuition is for 2015/2016 academic year. As for Courses you would need to check them out yourself.
For Secular private unis I can only recommend Afe babalola university, Ekiti State.



Secular Private Universities
Christopher University( 400,000.00)
Oduduwa university(175,000 - 250,000)
Afebabalola University(652,000.00 - 1.9M)
Baze Uni(2.250,000 - 2.5M), Acc/meal=900k
American University of Nigeria(3.9 M)
Igbinedion university(605,000.00-3 million)
Elizade University(395,000 - 465,000)
Adeleke university(599,000 - 830,000)
Ritman Ikot university (350,000)
Lead City University(300,000 - 560,000)
Nile University(1.7M - 5.2M)

Thanks. I thought Nile was an islamic uni?

Scholes007:
Gregory University Uturu Abia state

i thought it has catholic affiliations?

gentlejay007:
Adeleke University, in Ede, Osun State. owned by Davido's father

Ok. Thanks. but why Davido no go there instead of am to go pay collect 1st class for course wey no even dey any department in the school?! D thng tire me O!

symbolofhope:
Summit University Offa Kwara State

who owns it?

SEEDORF441:
see school fees, he no go better for jamb dis fees is to much for average Nigerian.

as in eh?!

Ignyte:
My university isn't even it the list of universities posted above, and we do everything you just mentioned... Dey there dey dream.

which university?

praiseoski:
Here in Benson Idahosa University, ,The only thing is that they require 70% attendance of Midweek service and Bed check.

Sorry it doesnt fit. We need a sch as free as any government uni. Pay ur fees, cme 4rm ur house/hostel, cook/eat wateva, own what u want or need, keep ur hairstyle u want, choice of religion/belief is nobody's business

Dear Nairalanders,

FRONTPAGE WILL BE APPRECIATED. WHO CAN HELP?

I am calling on you to help with this urgent issue as jamb registration one month deadline is fast approaching. Jamb has prevented candidates from filling multiple public universities therefore my cousin involved herein wishes to apply to a private university as second choice but no one in our family is a fan of the stupid policies(no use of phone, how to cut hair, midday prayers, no hostel cooking, afternoon nap e.t.c.) existing in the church owned universities which make up 90% of the private universities in Nigeria.

So please brethren, kindly assist us to research and list the names, addresses (possibly also courses and fees) of private univesities not owned by reverend fathers, convents, brotherhood, churches, islamic or other religious organisations. THANKS

waxxydude:
Music
Ne Yo - RnB/pop A-list american artist.

Motion picture

Hugo weaving - Australian dad british mom, born in ibadan, Nigeria. Voiced megatron in the Transformers franchises also featured in blockbusting Matrix.

OK i'm done..

Ne-yo (Schafer Chimere Smith) is American, not Nigerian. He got the middle name from their nigerian neighbour's kid who his parent's loved the sound of his name.

Hugo Weaving was just born in Nigeria to Australian and British parents. Nothing else.

Sammypope4all:
Brother, I've been plying peace mass transit for the past 3 years now and I can attest for their professionalism when it comes to driving. This guys don't run above 100, they stick to the rules of the road( as I have observed? and the drivers go on yearly courses.

Accident happen everyday but it becomes a news when it has to do with peace mass transit. This guys change vehicle almost every year.

SHM Nigerian bloggers......Dangote Truck kills almost everyday and it's termed accident: when the same happens with peace mass transit they term it something else

i dnt lyk it wen ppl thnk smthng else because its peace mass, coke or dangote motor involved. Accident happens and ds companies have lots of vehicles on d road so the probability ratio increases.

NOW LET ME TEL YOU ONE THING: THIS PARTICULAR DRIVER WASNT DRIVING ANYWHERE NEAR BELOW 100KM/H AND SEEMED HE WASN'T FOCUSED OR NO BRAKES BECAUSE I DNT KNW HE COULD RAM INTO TRAILER IN BROAD DAYLIGHT ON AN EMPTY LANE!

Davash222:
Here we see a wild Bus drinking water from a river.



Rest in peace to the dead.

aahswia, mek national geographic come employ me and you!

cc: hahn Cavenchy waleadex AfonjasMustDie

Some ways to have and maintain multiple income sources:

1) Having good manner of approach. Example: being careful not to use insulting or rude language just because you misunderstand someone or think they are less knowledgeable or that their information is wrong. This makes it possible to market your values without sounding offensive and you will gain a wider and loyal audience.

2) Power of concentrated forces. This is your business' ability to service a big market that covers the need for different income methods. Example: (A)You supply large quantities of your products to a company. (B) You sell the same product to "numerous" customers who quickly consume your entire stock (C) You are situated at a strategic location like in a big market prompting quick and huge sales/profit e.t.c.

(3) Availability on multiple platforms. Example: A newspaper that is available on print, online and mobile app.

(4) Diversification. Example: Dangote is into flour, tech, cement, agric, real estate e.t.c. Apple, Google and Microsoft are into Hardware manufacturing, Mobile and Desktop Operating system and office applications, Email services, Online storage, Internet and System Security e.t.c.

auntysimbiat:
GOOOD

mek we learn work now. Pesin wey get handwork go dey see food chop no matter weda dollar or oil rise. E go fit mek big money wen e go abroad or sell him work online. DONT JUST PROTEST, BECOME PRODUCTIVE! INDUSTRIALIZE YOURSELF, INDUSTRIALIZE OUR COUNTRY NOW!! Abeg front page na

#copied_from
_Dr Strive Masiyiwa
Pause: Lights, camera, action!
__Where are you in the process?
_Whenever I see a young person on a street corner, chasing cars to sell something, I wonder to myself, what would happen if we helped that young entrepreneur
(because that's what they are) to learn trade skills like carpentry, mechanics, or plumbing, as well as digital skills?
_I then started asking myself,
how could technology help them learn entrepreneurial skills from the best of the best in the world?
_What would happen to our
growth rates in Africa!?
_“You don’t have to be great to
start, but you have to start to be great...”
_How is your year 2017 going so far?
_I’m sure you’ve heard the
expression commanded by film
directors on the set: “Lights,
camera, action!”
_Are you at the “action” stage
yet?

UPDATE: There are other cool but great skills and services that fetch good money for students, UPCOMING MUSICIANS, civil servants, business men and even as a full time job. Examples are;
baking, playing musical
instruments, foreign languages, barbing, event decorations, cake making, video/photography, fashion design, d.j/music mixing,
graphic designer e.t.c.


seun, lalasticlala

Bros wey d jeep na? Dat thng no b toyota abi mercedes sef i d see?
U sure say u knw d meaning of hang?
Anyway hav we found d missing pre.....?

redcliff:
these days twins dont come naturally anymore... celebs of her status have enough money to make it happen!

..not deliberate. It's a result of fertility treatments. IVF is hard and expensive so doctors mostly introduce multiple fertilised eggs to increase chances of atleast one success, sometimes two or more eggs actually become successful like in this case.

Listen to the song Glory jay-z released when their daughter was born, they've been trying to have a child for years with lot of failures, miscarriage and heartbreaks.

Step by step guide to tame a baboon (don't thank me later)

*Ur dad should clarify his will and relocate all car, house & other vital documents now. (dnt delay)

*Nobody in the house should appear to be afraid of him.

*You don't need to belong, just consult some of your school guys (5k cash+ 1k w**d+ 1crate) dem go arrange unanimous mending for him and reduce his physical ability to do gra gra. (hammer atleast one leg into clutches permanently).

*a senior officer with his police or army squad should be secretly arranged or even payed to pay random "friendly" visits to ur house like two different times for no reason like say he be ur dad old friend. (d boy go notice d redlights)

*Ur dad can temporarily (6mths-1yr) employ two cheap bodyguards (for emphasis).

*50,000 is too much to land him and his rugged street gang inside army or navy base for 2months i.t. (industrial torture) inside barrack 'workshop'

**last resort)

***volume 500, otapiapia or hit and run is allowed

#copied A car in front of me had a bumper sticker on it that reads: "PRAY FOR BUHARI" psalm 109:8 When I got home I opened my Bible, read it and i couldn't believe.. Psalm 109:8-" Let his days be few and brief and let another take his office. ~ Nigerians!!!!

This post is for information and clarification purposes only. It is not in any way meant to attack feminists. Misquote and attack at your own risk.

There are eulogies too numerous to mention since the death of this wonderful woman on Wednesday 25th January 2017. However, most of them are leaning towards apraisal of feminism. I will like to remind the well meaning persons behind these posts that Buchi Emecheta had first hand experience of gender discrimination starting from her father's attempt to deny her education, early marriage down to single motherhood. SHE OVERCAME and found solace in her writings which unsurprisingly focused on the struggles of women in the society. She deeply believed and taught that women deserve better treatment and equal chances but she REPEATEDLY refused to align with feminism and the feminist movements. So i call on you ladies, gentlemen and feminists alike, in conclusion that it would be an act of dishonour to force feminism upon Buchi Emecheta now that she is dead. Maybe she was just "egalitarian". NOT EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS A FEMINIST AND DOESN'T NEED TO BE.

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Buhari keeps making himself look silly. He lacks political sense. Where does he think trials will lead to? If it were America, Russia or Korea, just crash Kanu's plane or divert it denying him return to the country or send secret agent to the airport to stumble into him and chook him needle that he will drop dead in 3-5 seconds with no medical trace making it look like heart attack AND NO GOVERNMENT INTERFERENCE. Instead of all this bull crap!

*Look how he mismanaged FRC vs Church matter. Sacking the man within 48hrs of g.o resignation making it so obvious somebody behind is paying the piper! WHY NOT WAIT FOR TWO MONTHS, MINOR CABINET AND PARASTATAL SHUFFLE, CHAIRMAN WITH SOME JUDGES, MINISTERS, PERM SEC GET REDEPLOYED WITHOUT RAISING EYEBROWS!

#problem_solved

fivestarrealty:
Invest in real estate. With 3 million naira, you can acquire a plot of land in a fast developing area and within 6 months, you can sell the plot of land and make about 1 million naira profit. This is the best because real estate don't deprecate in value and there's zero risk. I can help you if you are interested.

Gain of 300- 700k in 6months maybe. 1mil is possible bt rare so dnt use it as target and mind you buyer may not come when you want. YOU HAV TO BE SHARP NOT TO OVER PRICE THE LAND OR ENTER 419 AGENTS' BOAT

*I don tel u b4 mek u forget about bitcoin, forex, e-commerce, oil&gas, importation or any thing u dnt know FOR NOW.. You will fall for scammers or over invest money with excitement!!!

With less than 1million..

*Invest in ur handwork or family business OR learn. E.g. Building/electrical/plumbing materials, catering, barbing/unisex salon e.t.c. U FIT BUY CAR FOR UBER IF U R IN LAGOS.

*If u want open & start earning immediate & continous income, go for distribution or agency like

*Wholesale/Depot: This can pass 1million depending where and how you want. Find accesible community or market site and contact companies (like chivita, tummy-tummy, fanmilk, gala, indomie, dangote, lafarge e.t.c.)

*Betshop: 400k-800k or more depending how classy u want the shop. Fuel and lunch is overgained from shortpayments (N345 winning is paid N300). Weekly commision pass many civil servants' salary. Winners also 'drop something for office'. Company pays winnings to account instantly pending cash at hand or bank clearance. No delay in payments. No loss, unless robbery or bet on credit. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE 2 CASHIERS PLAYING VIRTUAL SOCCER!