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Dear Nairalanders,

FRONTPAGE WILL BE APPRECIATED. WHO CAN HELP?

I am calling on you to help with this urgent issue as jamb registration one month deadline is fast approaching. Jamb has prevented candidates from filling multiple public universities therefore my cousin involved herein wishes to apply to a private university as second choice but no one in our family is a fan of the stupid policies(no use of phone, how to cut hair, midday prayers, no hostel cooking, afternoon nap e.t.c.) existing in the church owned universities which make up 90% of the private universities in Nigeria.

So please brethren, kindly assist us to research and list the names, addresses (possibly also courses and fees) of private univesities not owned by reverend fathers, convents, brotherhood, churches, islamic or other religious organisations. THANKS

waxxydude:
Music
Ne Yo - RnB/pop A-list american artist.

Motion picture

Hugo weaving - Australian dad british mom, born in ibadan, Nigeria. Voiced megatron in the Transformers franchises also featured in blockbusting Matrix.

OK i'm done..

Ne-yo (Schafer Chimere Smith) is American, not Nigerian. He got the middle name from their nigerian neighbour's kid who his parent's loved the sound of his name.

Hugo Weaving was just born in Nigeria to Australian and British parents. Nothing else.

Sammypope4all:
Brother, I've been plying peace mass transit for the past 3 years now and I can attest for their professionalism when it comes to driving. This guys don't run above 100, they stick to the rules of the road( as I have observed? and the drivers go on yearly courses.

Accident happen everyday but it becomes a news when it has to do with peace mass transit. This guys change vehicle almost every year.

SHM Nigerian bloggers......Dangote Truck kills almost everyday and it's termed accident: when the same happens with peace mass transit they term it something else

i dnt lyk it wen ppl thnk smthng else because its peace mass, coke or dangote motor involved. Accident happens and ds companies have lots of vehicles on d road so the probability ratio increases.

NOW LET ME TEL YOU ONE THING: THIS PARTICULAR DRIVER WASNT DRIVING ANYWHERE NEAR BELOW 100KM/H AND SEEMED HE WASN'T FOCUSED OR NO BRAKES BECAUSE I DNT KNW HE COULD RAM INTO TRAILER IN BROAD DAYLIGHT ON AN EMPTY LANE!

Davash222:
Here we see a wild Bus drinking water from a river.



Rest in peace to the dead.

aahswia, mek national geographic come employ me and you!

cc: hahn Cavenchy waleadex AfonjasMustDie

Some ways to have and maintain multiple income sources:

1) Having good manner of approach. Example: being careful not to use insulting or rude language just because you misunderstand someone or think they are less knowledgeable or that their information is wrong. This makes it possible to market your values without sounding offensive and you will gain a wider and loyal audience.

2) Power of concentrated forces. This is your business' ability to service a big market that covers the need for different income methods. Example: (A)You supply large quantities of your products to a company. (B) You sell the same product to "numerous" customers who quickly consume your entire stock (C) You are situated at a strategic location like in a big market prompting quick and huge sales/profit e.t.c.

(3) Availability on multiple platforms. Example: A newspaper that is available on print, online and mobile app.

(4) Diversification. Example: Dangote is into flour, tech, cement, agric, real estate e.t.c. Apple, Google and Microsoft are into Hardware manufacturing, Mobile and Desktop Operating system and office applications, Email services, Online storage, Internet and System Security e.t.c.

auntysimbiat:
GOOOD

mek we learn work now. Pesin wey get handwork go dey see food chop no matter weda dollar or oil rise. E go fit mek big money wen e go abroad or sell him work online. DONT JUST PROTEST, BECOME PRODUCTIVE! INDUSTRIALIZE YOURSELF, INDUSTRIALIZE OUR COUNTRY NOW!! Abeg front page na

#copied_from
_Dr Strive Masiyiwa
Pause: Lights, camera, action!
__Where are you in the process?
_Whenever I see a young person on a street corner, chasing cars to sell something, I wonder to myself, what would happen if we helped that young entrepreneur
(because that's what they are) to learn trade skills like carpentry, mechanics, or plumbing, as well as digital skills?
_I then started asking myself,
how could technology help them learn entrepreneurial skills from the best of the best in the world?
_What would happen to our
growth rates in Africa!?
_“You don’t have to be great to
start, but you have to start to be great...”
_How is your year 2017 going so far?
_I’m sure you’ve heard the
expression commanded by film
directors on the set: “Lights,
camera, action!”
_Are you at the “action” stage
yet?

UPDATE: There are other cool but great skills and services that fetch good money for students, UPCOMING MUSICIANS, civil servants, business men and even as a full time job. Examples are;
baking, playing musical
instruments, foreign languages, barbing, event decorations, cake making, video/photography, fashion design, d.j/music mixing,
graphic designer e.t.c.


seun, lalasticlala

Bros wey d jeep na? Dat thng no b toyota abi mercedes sef i d see?
U sure say u knw d meaning of hang?
Anyway hav we found d missing pre.....?

redcliff:
these days twins dont come naturally anymore... celebs of her status have enough money to make it happen!

..not deliberate. It's a result of fertility treatments. IVF is hard and expensive so doctors mostly introduce multiple fertilised eggs to increase chances of atleast one success, sometimes two or more eggs actually become successful like in this case.

Listen to the song Glory jay-z released when their daughter was born, they've been trying to have a child for years with lot of failures, miscarriage and heartbreaks.

Step by step guide to tame a baboon (don't thank me later)

*Ur dad should clarify his will and relocate all car, house & other vital documents now. (dnt delay)

*Nobody in the house should appear to be afraid of him.

*You don't need to belong, just consult some of your school guys (5k cash+ 1k w**d+ 1crate) dem go arrange unanimous mending for him and reduce his physical ability to do gra gra. (hammer atleast one leg into clutches permanently).

*a senior officer with his police or army squad should be secretly arranged or even payed to pay random "friendly" visits to ur house like two different times for no reason like say he be ur dad old friend. (d boy go notice d redlights)

*Ur dad can temporarily (6mths-1yr) employ two cheap bodyguards (for emphasis).

*50,000 is too much to land him and his rugged street gang inside army or navy base for 2months i.t. (industrial torture) inside barrack 'workshop'

**last resort)

***volume 500, otapiapia or hit and run is allowed

#copied A car in front of me had a bumper sticker on it that reads: "PRAY FOR BUHARI" psalm 109:8 When I got home I opened my Bible, read it and i couldn't believe.. Psalm 109:8-" Let his days be few and brief and let another take his office. ~ Nigerians!!!!

This post is for information and clarification purposes only. It is not in any way meant to attack feminists. Misquote and attack at your own risk.

There are eulogies too numerous to mention since the death of this wonderful woman on Wednesday 25th January 2017. However, most of them are leaning towards apraisal of feminism. I will like to remind the well meaning persons behind these posts that Buchi Emecheta had first hand experience of gender discrimination starting from her father's attempt to deny her education, early marriage down to single motherhood. SHE OVERCAME and found solace in her writings which unsurprisingly focused on the struggles of women in the society. She deeply believed and taught that women deserve better treatment and equal chances but she REPEATEDLY refused to align with feminism and the feminist movements. So i call on you ladies, gentlemen and feminists alike, in conclusion that it would be an act of dishonour to force feminism upon Buchi Emecheta now that she is dead. Maybe she was just "egalitarian". NOT EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS A FEMINIST AND DOESN'T NEED TO BE.

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Buhari keeps making himself look silly. He lacks political sense. Where does he think trials will lead to? If it were America, Russia or Korea, just crash Kanu's plane or divert it denying him return to the country or send secret agent to the airport to stumble into him and chook him needle that he will drop dead in 3-5 seconds with no medical trace making it look like heart attack AND NO GOVERNMENT INTERFERENCE. Instead of all this bull crap!

*Look how he mismanaged FRC vs Church matter. Sacking the man within 48hrs of g.o resignation making it so obvious somebody behind is paying the piper! WHY NOT WAIT FOR TWO MONTHS, MINOR CABINET AND PARASTATAL SHUFFLE, CHAIRMAN WITH SOME JUDGES, MINISTERS, PERM SEC GET REDEPLOYED WITHOUT RAISING EYEBROWS!

#problem_solved

fivestarrealty:
Invest in real estate. With 3 million naira, you can acquire a plot of land in a fast developing area and within 6 months, you can sell the plot of land and make about 1 million naira profit. This is the best because real estate don't deprecate in value and there's zero risk. I can help you if you are interested.

Gain of 300- 700k in 6months maybe. 1mil is possible bt rare so dnt use it as target and mind you buyer may not come when you want. YOU HAV TO BE SHARP NOT TO OVER PRICE THE LAND OR ENTER 419 AGENTS' BOAT

*I don tel u b4 mek u forget about bitcoin, forex, e-commerce, oil&gas, importation or any thing u dnt know FOR NOW.. You will fall for scammers or over invest money with excitement!!!

With less than 1million..

*Invest in ur handwork or family business OR learn. E.g. Building/electrical/plumbing materials, catering, barbing/unisex salon e.t.c. U FIT BUY CAR FOR UBER IF U R IN LAGOS.

*If u want open & start earning immediate & continous income, go for distribution or agency like

*Wholesale/Depot: This can pass 1million depending where and how you want. Find accesible community or market site and contact companies (like chivita, tummy-tummy, fanmilk, gala, indomie, dangote, lafarge e.t.c.)

*Betshop: 400k-800k or more depending how classy u want the shop. Fuel and lunch is overgained from shortpayments (N345 winning is paid N300). Weekly commision pass many civil servants' salary. Winners also 'drop something for office'. Company pays winnings to account instantly pending cash at hand or bank clearance. No delay in payments. No loss, unless robbery or bet on credit. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE 2 CASHIERS PLAYING VIRTUAL SOCCER!

P.S: i am using my area to estimate. Land/shop might be more expensive in ur area or u need to go to another area/state to invest.


3mil eh?
Someone already told u get ur own house? No matter if u b only child or ur papa get family house u must at least buy ur own land now. So let's start dia find a comunity outskirts of ur town or even anoda state wia land <= 1mil (weda ful or half plot) build 2rooms (400k) i_style for now.. LAND PRICE WILL DOUBLE OR TRIPLE IN 2 YEARS AND YOU CAN SELL RE-INVEST. It's also a good business plan.

Now afta securing ur own personally bought land u stl hav lets say 1.4mil remaining

BUSINESS PLANS:

1)AGPRICULTURE/CATERING/BAKING: This includes a wide range of small or medium scale enterprises e.g. Doughnut, meat pie, popcorn, chin chin, ice cream, cake making, fast food/shawarma spot, restuarant, snooker + bar, poultry, fish, piggery, COLD ROOM, beer/drinks, event decoration and catering services for occasions e.t.c. depot ESTIMATE: 500k-1.7mil @ ur desired or rented location based on your ability to supply products to market/customers. IF YOU OR YOUR WIFE DON'T KNOW ANY OF THIS AND CAN'T LEARN FOR YOURSELVE DON'T TRY IT. YOUR INVESTMENT WILL FAIL! Oga/madam must sabi run d biz b4 employ anoda person as worker 'not manager'.

2)Cyber biz centre (exam/sch reg, exam jamb/waec runs, printing/photocopy, designing posters/flyers e.t.c.) ESTIMATE: shop rent + 2500 generator + 2 computer systems(tokunbo) + 1 printer/photocopier + miscelaneous <=500k @ inside campus, busy street or strategic junction in town

3) Betshop: preferably bet9ja, surebet, merrybet, nairabet or 1960bet. ESTIMATE: 3 computer systems(tokunbo) + 26inch t.v + 2500* generator + shop rent + miscelaneous <= 500 -850k for a start @ around busy street/junction, viewing centre, bus park, campus e.t.c.

4)Viewing centre: rent one flat, warehouse, uncompleted building or land space and cover with tapolin (minimum 15ft by 40ft) ESTIMATE: dstv premium with dual view + 3000* generator + 2 x 32inch t.v + 2 medium size speakers + at least 20 benches(5 seaters) + miscellaneous <= 400k-800k @ residential, recreational or campus area with increased youth population at night/weekends (e.g. closer to school hostel not school gate)

5)EVENTS & RENTALS:
small scale = shop + sound equipments, amplifiers, speakers and stands, amps e.t.c. for rent (speaker + amp rented 8-10k/per day) <=600k @ campus or heart of town need publicity in the begining to tell ministries fellowships, event d.js e.t.c. BEING A KNOWN D.J OR MEMBER OF FELLOWSHIP WILL BE AN ADVANTAGE

Large scale: Volvo wagon/ small pickup(tokunbo) + 2 or 3 sets canopies + 40-100 plastic chairs for a start. ESTIMATE: 2mil @ almost any community close to town with small publicity.

THE BEST FOR YOU IS SYSTEM BASED WORKS e.g. BETSHOP, cyber/biz centre, web hosting, graphics designs, photo/videography, D.J. e.t.c dnt mind all these forex, bitcoin, cycler people for now(you can learn them later when you settle) to avoid money swim. IF YOU OPEN BETSHOP NO BET! Your daily gain from shortpayments + weekly commisions 30-200k depending on location IS MORE THAN ENOUGH! Trust me.

You must not spend more than 2.3million on both land and business (fix 400k in a rainy day account)
IF NA ONLY BUSINESS DONT SPEND MORE THAN 1.5mil. SAVE AT LEAST 800K (for rainy day account)