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Politics › Re: "Vote Buhari Out And Vote Who In?" Statement by jmichael259(m): 11:53am On Jun 05, 2018
StaffofOrayan:
This list just shows how enslaved we are as a nation!
Especially the youth who can't rally behind a new face
Even before these thieves come in we already know they would be useless
If you ask me SOWORE2019, but of course if you have not destroyed Nigeria before, Nigerians won't vote for you
Fela already told us our problem, we keep voting the same old clueless folks in and expect some miracle
Don't get it twisted. I was only trying to point out that even among the old folks there are more capable hands to replace Buhari. Many of them have done exceedingly well deserving to be tried at federal level.

As for a fresh face nobody has stepped up so far apart from Sowore. i support youth 2019 even if it is Yusuf Buhari alternatively let's manage any of atiku, donald duke, orji uzor kalu, Rochas, Dankwambo.
Politics › Re: "Vote Buhari Out And Vote Who In?" Statement by jmichael259(m): 11:13am On Jun 05, 2018
QuotaSystem:
Opinions on the validity of the question is much less important than the actual answer to the question.

Interestingly, you still failed to answer the crucial question despite opening a thread on it.

Vote out Buhari and vote in who?

Please state your alternative candidate.
A few names from the recycle bin:

Namadi Sambo, Fashola, Osibanjo, Amaechi, Donald Duke, Atiku Abubakar, Tambuwal, Kwankwaso, Rochas Okorocha, Orji Uzor Kalu, Ike Ekweremadu, Emeka Ihedioha, Bukola Saraki, David Mark, Peter Odili, Oshiomole, any of the current and former governors or their deputies, senators and members house of reps

OUTSIDE THE RECYCLE BIN: The list is endless. Any of the over 50million youths above the age of 35 who are graduates or enterpreneurs.
Business › Re: Otedola Presenting 100M Cheque To Fashola (Throwback Photo) by jmichael259(m): 2:58pm On May 31, 2018
baba o.. i no wan talk say that u were just doing ur job as their picker but u 4 just use the money build inside the college by ursef if to say u no want make the money loss
Politics › Re: Atiku Appoints Gbenga Daniel As DG Presidential Campaign by jmichael259(m): 9:13am On May 28, 2018
Makarfi and others dey PDP, Buhari and others dey APC. ATIKU SHOULD LEARN TO GO TO SDP, ADP, LABOUR OR ANY OTHER POPULAR PARTY APART FROM JUMPING BETWEEN THESE TWO RIVALS. ATIKU NEEDS TO CONTEST IN THE MAIN ELECTION TO ACCESS HIS CREDIBILITY NOT ALLOWING URBAN THUGS TO ALWAYS END HIS AMBITION AT THE PRIMARIES.
Business › Re: What Fast Moving Good(s) Does The Nigerian Market Need? by jmichael259(m): 1:41pm On May 26, 2018
MedellinCartel:
I am actually not stationed In a location presently. My job takes me between ph, lag, enugu and owerri.
It might cause headache if you are not around to run the business.

phone accesories, Betting shop, video game house, viewing centre, barber's shop e.t.c.

Ad: if u need a driver for your taxi, bus or van. Contact us via p.m.
Politics › Re: Okorocha: "APC Playing PDP Politics, APC Has Derailed" by jmichael259(m): 11:03am On May 11, 2018
diebuhari1:
That was a rough tackle on Amaechi there.
Yes Amaechi is a minister, Peterside is D.G of NIMASA while they couldnt get up to 5,000 votes for buhari against pdp 1.2million votes. Yet Rochas delegate was made a deputy minister of education working under a journalist as the main minister despite being a prof and a former university v.c
Travel › Re: Military Plane Crashes In Algeria, 200 People Dead by jmichael259(m): 3:47pm On Apr 11, 2018
Kyri:
Hmmm...September 26 1992, if you know you know
On 26 September 1992 a
Nigerian Air Force Lockheed
C-130H Hercules crashed three
minutes after take-off from
Lagos, Nigeria. All 158 people
on board were killed,
including 8 foreign nationals.
The aircraft was taking off at
high weight and three
engines failed. The aircraft
was serial number 911
Romance › Re: Twitter User Makes His Brother's Date With His Crush A Sweet One by jmichael259(m): 11:59pm On Apr 08, 2018
ashjay001:
Mine did. More than this sef! tongue


First real sex experience, I was coming out of d room to receive tipstonguegringringrin


Olu d Great!!! 1luv
ARE YOU SURE? Was it a party or u bribed him. That doesnt sound like a nigerian brother. Can u gv a detailed explanation?
Webmasters › Re: Meet Chimdindu Okpala: Nigeria's Tallest Blogger Squeezed In A Small-Sized Taxi by jmichael259(m): 5:45pm On Mar 24, 2018
Biglittlelois:
You sound like a pained tall guy that dont like the truth, lol
Hello, you seem to have slept around a lot and with lousy people for that matter. Save your stereotyping for fat guys they are the ones accused of limp organs and I have no idea who started such story. I don't know about the guy you quoted but i am 6ft6" tall and more than the average size below. I have not come across any news of a tall guy being less than 6inches below and that's general length. A man is considered small ranging from 4.5inches down cos a 2.5inch finger can satisfy a woman then its about how you use it not size. If you are looking for outrageous sizes of 10inches then you must have dug up a well in between. Excessively endowered guys dont have any height range. You can find them among the tall, short or average.
Education › Re: What's Next After Been Denied Admission? by jmichael259(m): 4:01pm On Mar 18, 2018
Hav u tried another uni even those ones u think are local? The greatest problem for admision seekers is that they are selecting which uni to like or to hate. The name of ur sch will not determine ur future.

If wat u hav is ond then another option is to go for hnd in any poly that will admit u even if it is private sch or evening/weekend programe.

Dnt waste ur life because of a school and use all ur spare time to improve ur skills and business.
Culture › Re: Emmanuel Ekemejewan Sideso's 10th Coronation Anniversary As The Ovie Of Uvwie by jmichael259(m): 4:09pm On Mar 17, 2018
Efewestern:
We shouldn't copy the white always, even the Nigeria constitution recognizes customary law provided it doesn't infringe on anyone's right.

So nothing backward about the celebration.
how does closing people's means of livelihood forcefully not infringe on their rights to freedom of movement (to live and work anywhere) freedom of association (to choose to associate or not associate)

It also affects other innocent passersby who might be traveling past the area and/or might need the services of a vulcaniser, food seller, taxi e.t.c. IN A SITUATION OF EMERGENCY
Business › Re: My Sales Boys/girls Steal From Me. by jmichael259(m): 2:46pm On Mar 17, 2018
OP jst do everything listed below and also
1) hang snail and tortoise shells with red or black ribbons and mark some patterns with native chalk behind the store and under the cashier counter

2 use quran to swear in any new sales boy/girl

NnamdiN:
You can only minimize theft, it's almost impossible to eliminate completely.
Get a functional CCTV
As much as possible encourage POS
Monitor stock, make sure every pin is in the system (if you get this right, you would have succeeded to a large extent).
Make sure customers are issued electronic invoices, not the paper type. The person issuing the invoices must be different from the one receiving cash and their accounts must balance at the end of the day.
If possible barcode all your items, some malls install devices that alert them if any one tries to leave with an item that has not been processed.
like i said before use strong juju anybody wey steal go carry leprosy or enlarged scrotum (ibi size 12)
Education › Re: Jummat: Muslim Group Threatens To Disrupt WAEC Examinations by jmichael259(m): 7:40pm On Mar 16, 2018
Hashimyussufamao:
To all the religious maniacs weeping above me, you weren't at fault. Had it been WAEC takes place on Sundays not only that, it coincides with Sunday worship hours let's see if you biased psychopaths will keep mute!! #Nitwits
it is not waec fault that sunday is not a working day in the secular calendar especially for an exam for students who go to school only mondays-fridays. Is it the entire muslims that will miss prayer for the exam? Will the islam faith go into extinction just because a few boys and girls missed one day in a year for waec? Jewish religion attend on saturdays and they don't scream when waec and jamb sometimes fix exams on saturdays. What of Christians that also have praise and worship, bible study or preaching on that friday are they threatening waec officials?

When you remove violence from within yourself only then can you become a believer.
Crime › Re: Lion Kills A 14-Year-Old Schoolboy In Benin Republic's Private Zoo (Graphic Phot by jmichael259(m): 7:19pm On Mar 16, 2018
Why is the boy without clothes? That lion should have been dragged and beaten around onitsha main market before facing tyre and fuel judgement
Education › Re: List Of Approved Private Universities In Nigeria And Year Of Establishments by jmichael259(m): 12:31pm On Mar 13, 2018
donokoh:
does CETEP City University still exithuh?
the name alone sounds like all those unrecognised nursery schools that exists in batchers. Two word names are enough or location bearing names are okay like uni of lagos, uni of nigeria, covenant uni, abia state uni, igbinedion uni, madona uni e.t.c.

Names of institutions should not sound like a nursery rhyme, a libation to ancestors or like a curse word e.g. cetep city uni e.t.c.
Education › Re: List Of Approved Private Universities In Nigeria And Year Of Establishments by jmichael259(m): 12:22pm On Mar 13, 2018
SpoiltVirgin:
let me be very honest with you, if for some reason he doesn't pass the post ume, he will wait till next year and reapply again or travel out of Nigeria. My parents dont want him to study in any other school in nigeria apart from covenant because of experience with our older ones. And she has some friends children that mfinished from cu and are doing well, its all about competition and showoff
okay my point really is that he will be admitted if his results are okay and he has the funds as required. He should focus and smash the post utme as he did the utme

i think landmark and covenant are owned by same organisation. I also suggested Redeemers and Babcock because they are similar as to how they are run. Schools owned by notable big churches try their best to give quality educational services and good morality even though they are over cagey most times leading some to drop out or live a rebel life when they get the chance to go out. alternatively you still have outstanding albeit expensive quality in the likes of American university of nigeria yola and Baze university abuja

cheers he will make it through
Education › Re: List Of Approved Private Universities In Nigeria And Year Of Establishments by jmichael259(m): 11:18am On Mar 13, 2018
Pope22:
That Hezekiah university you didn't put the year, has it not been built? undecided
built and resumed since but officially listed by jamb and nuc 4yrs ago
Education › Re: List Of Approved Private Universities In Nigeria And Year Of Establishments by jmichael259(m): 11:13am On Mar 13, 2018
SpoiltVirgin:
only about 10-15 of those schools have an healthy financial and sustainable structure. My younger bro just checked his jamb, he scored 262, he applied for computer engineering at covenant university as first choice. What are his chances of gaining admission?
it is a private university they need your compliance with their money demands and a complete ssce result. He will be admitted with such a good score. By the way since he can afford covenant why fear? IF AT ALL THEM NO GREE YOU GO OVER TO REDEEMER, BABCOCK OR ANY OTHER PRIVATE UNI AROUND YOUR STATE
Celebrities › Re: "Why I Never Wanted Children" - Oprah Winfrey by jmichael259(m): 10:36pm On Mar 10, 2018
NO EXCUSE Could have gotten a surrogate mother or hired a nanny to help care for them till they are two and half / three years or better still adopted kids that are above 2yr
Health › Re: Speech Therapist In Owerri Needed For My Son by jmichael259(m): 10:47pm On Mar 06, 2018
Callmemike:
Thanks a lot for the optimism. We need it. Moreso he hears commands and carries out instructions. He is a sweet kid. Just his speech is lacking
Don't overwhelm the kid with tests, therapy and dissertations. He is okay just a very late developer. There is a kid in my neighbourhood born 2013 just started rushing words now with no clear pronounciation while his playmate of just 2+yrs speaks clearly like a 5yr old but the boy's speech is now improving by himself. DIFFERENT STROKES FOR DIFFERENT KIDS
Car Talk › Re: 11 Types Of Passengers That Are Most Dreaded By Uber & Taxify Drivers by jmichael259(m): 8:37pm On Mar 05, 2018
edetsimon:
[quote please house I need an advice on This offer, 35k weekly. Please how is the fuel consumption?
that should be matrix or poniac? Even if not just go ahead those small cars are very low on fuel. I dnt know if the 35k is good for your area can it be reduced? JUST FOCUS ON BIZ AND NOT CRUISING AROUND TO FLEX OR SHOW OFF WHEN WORK NO DEY
Health › Re: 5 Natural Ways To Treat Premature Ejaculation by jmichael259(m): 1:27pm On Mar 03, 2018
olatunyemi:
it's a great concern for me. I would release after 4 minutes of Penetration, then the dick would stand after 10 minutes and with that, I can last 40 to 1 hour. is this normal?
na so e suppose be. D 1st one no too last unless u dey slow down or interrupt. just use hand and other devices to keep her busy for that 10mins till u recharge
Family › Re: Man Who Married 2 Wives In Order To Have A Male Child Now Has 6 Daughters. Photo by jmichael259(m): 11:21am On Mar 02, 2018
panicacid:
Some people will have solution before them and still search for a new one, so of all his six daughters, non has reached birth giving age?
That is the most barbaric thought if you are trying to encourage that his daughters should go and born out of wedlock for him..
He should be thinking of finance to give the kids a brighter future.

He should go for ivf if he can afford it or adopt two male kids. One for each wife
Car Talk › Re: Transformation Of Mercedes Benz Logo: The Best Or Nothing by jmichael259(m): 10:51am On Mar 01, 2018
Now that keke has been banned, Do you need drivers for your taxi or bus in Owerri? PM me..
Phones › Re: 6 Distinctive Features Of The New Samsung Galaxy S9 by jmichael259(m): 10:48am On Mar 01, 2018
Now that keke has been banned, Do you need drivers for your taxi or bus in Owerri? PM me..
Nairaland General › Re: See This Thing I Killed In My Room That Looks Like A Snake by jmichael259(m): 10:38am On Mar 01, 2018
Virus777:
Never seen it in my country though.
WHICH COUNTRY WILL THAT BE?
It's all over the world basically any environment you can spot a lizard or gecko even if it's not a common sight but you should see it except you are the indoors mummybaby type of person.
Celebrities › Re: See The Top 6 Collaborations Yet To Happen In The Nigeria Music Industry by jmichael259(m): 8:49am On Mar 01, 2018
Already on front page with no comments? mods nawa 4 una o!

Btw i thnk davido x wizkid were on a song in their early days. I dnt remember it..
Crime › Re: Businessman Brutalized By Immigration Officers At Oron, Buttocks Left Bloodied by jmichael259(m): 10:42am On Feb 28, 2018
MIKOLOWISKA:
na d final solution be dis
if na me na to enter university go hire cultist track d custom officials down
dem go produce d bruno guy plus my money plus 500% interest
na to also break their hands and legs so dem go retire and no fit do am to others
Crime › Re: Businessman Brutalized By Immigration Officers At Oron, Buttocks Left Bloodied by jmichael259(m): 10:50pm On Feb 27, 2018
MIKOLOWISKA:
you're stii speaking grammar instead of going to recruit your own arm backup
na naija you de
fire for fire
i dey tell you. Just hire ur own armed men and have ur justice
Crime › Re: Businessman Brutalized By Immigration Officers At Oron, Buttocks Left Bloodied by jmichael259(m): 9:35pm On Feb 27, 2018
You are NOT FULLY to blame but here are some real life tips.

FAKE A SIGNATURE If it is not your real signature on a paper then you can court martial them as they have no document on you.

DON'T DIE IN SILENCE i know you have lost money but you need to spend just a little bit more money to mobilise your trade union, the company you work for, human rights organisation involve NTA and CHANNELS and parade them with police or military if need be

THIS IS NIGERIA [/] last last dem don Bleep you up and maybe you no fit afford to drag leg with them so the good people will advice you to forget it but people wey get mind will tell you to treat their matter.

[b]if na my toughts
na to save those pictures and never forget the horror because no matter how long it takes and how much it costs some guys will be paid to find their homes one by one if necesary and make sure they will live out their remaining days in pains without limbs.. #cheers
Romance › Re: I Think It's High Time Facebook Remove This Thing Of "Tagging" From Facebook by jmichael259(m): 11:11am On Feb 24, 2018
just go to settings and set tag review so if someone tag you it will need your approval before it appears on your timeline
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Are There Jobs? If Yes, Where Are They? by jmichael259(m): 8:49pm On Feb 23, 2018
FunnyDude:
Not true joor... All these boi loans that are not accessible, just media hype
I'm presently serving
it used to be accessible and it is still available but now they know that graduates can abandon their certificate if they get the money.

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