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Now that keke has been banned,
Do you need drivers for your taxi or bus in Owerri? PM me.. |
Virus777:WHICH COUNTRY WILL THAT BE? It's all over the world basically any environment you can spot a lizard or gecko even if it's not a common sight but you should see it except you are the indoors mummybaby type of person. |
Already on front page with no comments? mods nawa 4 una o! Btw i thnk davido x wizkid were on a song in their early days. I dnt remember it.. |
MIKOLOWISKA:na to also break their hands and legs so dem go retire and no fit do am to others |
MIKOLOWISKA:i dey tell you. Just hire ur own armed men and have ur justice |
You are NOT FULLY to blame but here are some real life tips. FAKE A SIGNATURE If it is not your real signature on a paper then you can court martial them as they have no document on you. DON'T DIE IN SILENCE i know you have lost money but you need to spend just a little bit more money to mobilise your trade union, the company you work for, human rights organisation involve NTA and CHANNELS and parade them with police or military if need be THIS IS NIGERIA [/] last last dem don Bleep you up and maybe you no fit afford to drag leg with them so the good people will advice you to forget it but people wey get mind will tell you to treat their matter. [b]if na my toughts na to save those pictures and never forget the horror because no matter how long it takes and how much it costs some guys will be paid to find their homes one by one if necesary and make sure they will live out their remaining days in pains without limbs.. #cheers |
just go to settings and set tag review so if someone tag you it will need your approval before it appears on your timeline |
FunnyDude:it used to be accessible and it is still available but now they know that graduates can abandon their certificate if they get the money. |
NO JOBS! NO JOBS!! NO JOBS!!! 1) Learn a trade building materials, tiles and paint, electricals, phone accessories are some millionaire shortcuts. 2) Acquire a skill Drivers, Welders, electricians, graphic designers, software developers, Phone/System repairers, Motor Mechanics, event planners and caterers, Vulcanizers, shoe menders, fashion designers, hair stylists e.t.c. make in 2weeks what some graduate salary earners make in 6months. Enterpreneurship If you have the capital you can open your own private school, beauty centre, video game house, tutorial centre, betting shop, palm oil mill, guest house e.t.c. and employ people to help you run it under strict monitoring. Agriculture Land cultivation, Fishery, Snailery, piggery, Buying/selling of palm oil, grains to area it is needed or hoarding large quantities till scarce periods. real estate become an agent and join a succesful connection, own and lease landed properties |
Chivasex:no it can be mechanical or electrical fault. The car in the video is a bmw x5 not old. |
vertueptime:you are afraid to off ur car when your accelerator is stuck which will even leave you with enough push to roll the car but here you are planning on killing the engine when the clutch and gear are stuck which will immediately cause the car to jam and jump? |
ifiokbenzy:never move from a high gear to a low gear when ur accelerator is stuck and offing ur engine wont lock your steering unless you lock the ignition |
OmoOshodi:Neutral means disengaging the gear your car will shout but will not shake or stumble. The scary thing will be accidentally puting it in another gear instead of neutral! Like going from drive to park or reverse OR going from gear 5 to 1 or reverse in top speed! just say ur last amen |
mynd44 lalasticlala seun Do you care to move? Royalblak007 omooba77 zita55 liberator007 come and see |
Can i get help for an 18year old boy who fell from an over 40ft palm tree. Has gone to fmc owerri, teaching hospital nnewi and now at a local bone setters because family cant afford the needed treatment and surgery. He is the breadwinner along with his mum. Now he is paralysed except speaking and mum is besides him 24/7. Father is late. I will take you to them so you give directly. No account. No scam. This is just a personal humanitarian outreach initiative. |
Can i get help for an 18year old boy who fell from an over 40ft palm tree. Has gone to fmc owerri, teaching hospital nnewi and now at a local bone setters because family cant afford the needed treatment and surgery. He is the breadwinner along with his mum. Now he is paralysed except speaking and mum is besides him 24/7. Father is late. I will take you to them so you give directly. No account. No scam. This is just a personal humanitarian outreach initiative. |
micseyi:if fuel finish and engine off steering no dey lock! Shut down engine and locking ignition are different things. Check your Key hole you will see it is marked likely LOCK>OFF>ON>ACC>START. It requires a very cool head under such pressure to do this delicately and succesfuly without locking his steering. Most cars could have gone into neutral by the way and allow to slowly come to a stop. |
Reedahgado:bros dem swear gv u 4 dana matter? Fuel finish ke? Chaei! |
The driver chop the money (₦600) wey oga give am to buy brake fluid and the conductor forget to collect the 'tokunbo' bulb wey mechanic bring make them use change the headlamp wey don die remain small. -quote Dana's ancestors. |
Before you said Urgent vacancy at ostunview travel and tours, now you are saying 5 boys will travel abroad to work ostunview new weavon company HOW MANY TANKERS OF PETROL DID YOU USE TO LIGHT THE WEED YOU SMOKED? |
You are not gay YOU ARE EITHER ASEXUAL OR JUST PLAIN INTROVERTED which kinda restricts people getting out of their comfort zones which involves ur own gender cos socialising with the opposite gender is naturally uncomfortable that is why guys get to learn and practise pick up lines and how to strike a convo with a gal. You can still let gayism pull you on just don't think you can get flattered by it. BTW YOU CAN BECOME CELIBATE OR BE WITH A MATURED LADY WHO KNOWS HOW TO MAKE LOVE NOT JUST BORING SEX FROM SLAY QUEENS |
Let's speak against all forms of mutilations otherwise called circumscision in both male and female. IT HAS NO MEDICAL BENEFIT RATHER A COMMON CAUSE OF ACCIDENTA GENITAL DEFORMATION and DECAPITATION, ERECTILE DYSFUNCTIONS AND LACK OF SENSITIVITY e.t.c It is not a basis for redemption in Christianity. Abraham made the covenant with God to have his entire lineage practice male circumscision UNTIL the messiah comes. 1) As a sign that the messiah will come through Abraham's lineage. 2) As a sacrifice That they believers even though they had lived and died before the coming and symbolic death may also benefit from the ransom. Since Jesus has come and fulfilled all righteousness my question is WHAT OTHER MESSIAH ARE PRESENT DAY CHRISTIANS LOOKING FOR THROUGH CIRCUMSCISION? The apostles later admonished the entire congregation after the conversion of gentiles that we now have "circumscision of the heart not of the flesh. |
Psoul:in other words u talk say if u wan kill person u go do am close range. |
Zita55:employment centre ko, exploiting centre ni.. Mtschew |
LadySarah:try dotting these one correctly akwa=cry, akwa=egg, akwa=wrapper, akwa=bridge, akwa=bed |
ERROR IN SPELLING BUT NICE GESTURE ANYWAYS. Only the "o" should have a dot as it is a light vowel (udamfe) There should be no dot under the "i" because it is not pronounced as a light vowel in this name. The igbo alphabet has 8 vowels ( A, E, I, Ị, O, Ọ, U, Ụ) with (i, o, u) having light versions with dots while (a, e) do not have. |
softprick:my thought exactly. Me i go do am free make dem just bring the boy to my street. On a serious note if i could i would have askd to adopt this boy briefly and showed them it's not ever hard to walk the kid to school and walk him back. Be around him 24/7, take him out regularly, help him with homework, befriend him, make him open up about some bad habits and things troubling him without me judging or punishing him, tell him some of my life mistakes and assure him it's natural to experience temptations and obstacles but make him realise why he shouldn't follow wayward steps. HE NEEDS A FRIEND, MENTOR AND CONFIDANT. |
Oladimejyy:i am my mother's only child but she was never this stupid with me! Sometimes i even prefered discipline from my mopol father than my mother own. |
olusayeroyagi:He is already richer if u knw what soccer and adverts e.t.c. pay weekly! |
Abdulqareem:sorry but YES |
6ft for men, 5ft8" for ladies. Some countries have greater number of tall people other places have more short guys lascodii:even 6.1 6.2 look short around me i try all means to avoid facing people directly in public while standing i'm just 6.6 |
LadyHeaven:baby boy ke? |