₦airaland Forum

Biglittlelois:
You sound like a pained tall guy that dont like the truth, lol

Hello, you seem to have slept around a lot and with lousy people for that matter. Save your stereotyping for fat guys they are the ones accused of limp organs and I have no idea who started such story. I don't know about the guy you quoted but i am 6ft6" tall and more than the average size below. I have not come across any news of a tall guy being less than 6inches below and that's general length. A man is considered small ranging from 4.5inches down cos a 2.5inch finger can satisfy a woman then its about how you use it not size. If you are looking for outrageous sizes of 10inches then you must have dug up a well in between. Excessively endowered guys dont have any height range. You can find them among the tall, short or average.

Hav u tried another uni even those ones u think are local? The greatest problem for admision seekers is that they are selecting which uni to like or to hate. The name of ur sch will not determine ur future.

If wat u hav is ond then another option is to go for hnd in any poly that will admit u even if it is private sch or evening/weekend programe.

Dnt waste ur life because of a school and use all ur spare time to improve ur skills and business.

Efewestern:
We shouldn't copy the white always, even the Nigeria constitution recognizes customary law provided it doesn't infringe on anyone's right.

So nothing backward about the celebration.

how does closing people's means of livelihood forcefully not infringe on their rights to freedom of movement (to live and work anywhere) freedom of association (to choose to associate or not associate)

It also affects other innocent passersby who might be traveling past the area and/or might need the services of a vulcaniser, food seller, taxi e.t.c. IN A SITUATION OF EMERGENCY

OP jst do everything listed below and also
1) hang snail and tortoise shells with red or black ribbons and mark some patterns with native chalk behind the store and under the cashier counter

2 use quran to swear in any new sales boy/girl

NnamdiN:
You can only minimize theft, it's almost impossible to eliminate completely.
Get a functional CCTV
As much as possible encourage POS
Monitor stock, make sure every pin is in the system (if you get this right, you would have succeeded to a large extent).
Make sure customers are issued electronic invoices, not the paper type. The person issuing the invoices must be different from the one receiving cash and their accounts must balance at the end of the day.
If possible barcode all your items, some malls install devices that alert them if any one tries to leave with an item that has not been processed.

like i said before use strong juju anybody wey steal go carry leprosy or enlarged scrotum (ibi size 12)

Hashimyussufamao:
To all the religious maniacs weeping above me, you weren't at fault. Had it been WAEC takes place on Sundays not only that, it coincides with Sunday worship hours let's see if you biased psychopaths will keep mute!! #Nitwits

it is not waec fault that sunday is not a working day in the secular calendar especially for an exam for students who go to school only mondays-fridays. Is it the entire muslims that will miss prayer for the exam? Will the islam faith go into extinction just because a few boys and girls missed one day in a year for waec? Jewish religion attend on saturdays and they don't scream when waec and jamb sometimes fix exams on saturdays. What of Christians that also have praise and worship, bible study or preaching on that friday are they threatening waec officials?

When you remove violence from within yourself only then can you become a believer.

Why is the boy without clothes? That lion should have been dragged and beaten around onitsha main market before facing tyre and fuel judgement

donokoh:
does CETEP City University still exit?

the name alone sounds like all those unrecognised nursery schools that exists in batchers. Two word names are enough or location bearing names are okay like uni of lagos, uni of nigeria, covenant uni, abia state uni, igbinedion uni, madona uni e.t.c.

Names of institutions should not sound like a nursery rhyme, a libation to ancestors or like a curse word e.g. cetep city uni e.t.c.

SpoiltVirgin:
let me be very honest with you, if for some reason he doesn't pass the post ume, he will wait till next year and reapply again or travel out of Nigeria. My parents dont want him to study in any other school in nigeria apart from covenant because of experience with our older ones. And she has some friends children that mfinished from cu and are doing well, its all about competition and showoff

okay my point really is that he will be admitted if his results are okay and he has the funds as required. He should focus and smash the post utme as he did the utme

i think landmark and covenant are owned by same organisation. I also suggested Redeemers and Babcock because they are similar as to how they are run. Schools owned by notable big churches try their best to give quality educational services and good morality even though they are over cagey most times leading some to drop out or live a rebel life when they get the chance to go out. alternatively you still have outstanding albeit expensive quality in the likes of American university of nigeria yola and Baze university abuja

cheers he will make it through

Pope22:
That Hezekiah university you didn't put the year, has it not been built?

built and resumed since but officially listed by jamb and nuc 4yrs ago

SpoiltVirgin:
only about 10-15 of those schools have an healthy financial and sustainable structure. My younger bro just checked his jamb, he scored 262, he applied for computer engineering at covenant university as first choice. What are his chances of gaining admission?

it is a private university they need your compliance with their money demands and a complete ssce result. He will be admitted with such a good score. By the way since he can afford covenant why fear? IF AT ALL THEM NO GREE YOU GO OVER TO REDEEMER, BABCOCK OR ANY OTHER PRIVATE UNI AROUND YOUR STATE

NO EXCUSE Could have gotten a surrogate mother or hired a nanny to help care for them till they are two and half / three years or better still adopted kids that are above 2yr

Callmemike:
Thanks a lot for the optimism. We need it. Moreso he hears commands and carries out instructions. He is a sweet kid. Just his speech is lacking

Don't overwhelm the kid with tests, therapy and dissertations. He is okay just a very late developer. There is a kid in my neighbourhood born 2013 just started rushing words now with no clear pronounciation while his playmate of just 2+yrs speaks clearly like a 5yr old but the boy's speech is now improving by himself. DIFFERENT STROKES FOR DIFFERENT KIDS

edetsimon:
[quote please house I need an advice on This offer, 35k weekly. Please how is the fuel consumption?

that should be matrix or poniac? Even if not just go ahead those small cars are very low on fuel. I dnt know if the 35k is good for your area can it be reduced? JUST FOCUS ON BIZ AND NOT CRUISING AROUND TO FLEX OR SHOW OFF WHEN WORK NO DEY

olatunyemi:
it's a great concern for me. I would release after 4 minutes of Penetration, then the dick would stand after 10 minutes and with that, I can last 40 to 1 hour. is this normal?

na so e suppose be. D 1st one no too last unless u dey slow down or interrupt. just use hand and other devices to keep her busy for that 10mins till u recharge

panicacid:
Some people will have solution before them and still search for a new one, so of all his six daughters, non has reached birth giving age?

That is the most barbaric thought if you are trying to encourage that his daughters should go and born out of wedlock for him..
He should be thinking of finance to give the kids a brighter future.

He should go for ivf if he can afford it or adopt two male kids. One for each wife

Now that keke has been banned, Do you need drivers for your taxi or bus in Owerri? PM me..

Now that keke has been banned, Do you need drivers for your taxi or bus in Owerri? PM me..

Virus777:
Never seen it in my country though.

WHICH COUNTRY WILL THAT BE?
It's all over the world basically any environment you can spot a lizard or gecko even if it's not a common sight but you should see it except you are the indoors mummybaby type of person.

Already on front page with no comments? mods nawa 4 una o!

Btw i thnk davido x wizkid were on a song in their early days. I dnt remember it..

MIKOLOWISKA:
na d final solution be dis
if na me na to enter university go hire cultist track d custom officials down
dem go produce d bruno guy plus my money plus 500% interest

na to also break their hands and legs so dem go retire and no fit do am to others

MIKOLOWISKA:
you're stii speaking grammar instead of going to recruit your own arm backup
na naija you de
fire for fire

i dey tell you. Just hire ur own armed men and have ur justice

You are NOT FULLY to blame but here are some real life tips.

FAKE A SIGNATURE If it is not your real signature on a paper then you can court martial them as they have no document on you.

DON'T DIE IN SILENCE i know you have lost money but you need to spend just a little bit more money to mobilise your trade union, the company you work for, human rights organisation involve NTA and CHANNELS and parade them with police or military if need be

THIS IS NIGERIA [/] last last dem don Bleep you up and maybe you no fit afford to drag leg with them so the good people will advice you to forget it but people wey get mind will tell you to treat their matter.

[b]if na my toughts na to save those pictures and never forget the horror because no matter how long it takes and how much it costs some guys will be paid to find their homes one by one if necesary and make sure they will live out their remaining days in pains without limbs.. #cheers

just go to settings and set tag review so if someone tag you it will need your approval before it appears on your timeline

FunnyDude:
Not true joor... All these boi loans that are not accessible, just media hype
I'm presently serving

it used to be accessible and it is still available but now they know that graduates can abandon their certificate if they get the money.

NO JOBS! NO JOBS!! NO JOBS!!! 1) Learn a trade building materials, tiles and paint, electricals, phone accessories are some millionaire shortcuts.

2) Acquire a skill Drivers, Welders, electricians, graphic designers, software developers, Phone/System repairers, Motor Mechanics, event planners and caterers, Vulcanizers, shoe menders, fashion designers, hair stylists e.t.c. make in 2weeks what some graduate salary earners make in 6months.

Enterpreneurship If you have the capital you can open your own private school, beauty centre, video game house, tutorial centre, betting shop, palm oil mill, guest house e.t.c. and employ people to help you run it under strict monitoring.

Agriculture Land cultivation, Fishery, Snailery, piggery, Buying/selling of palm oil, grains to area it is needed or hoarding large quantities till scarce periods.

real estate become an agent and join a succesful connection, own and lease landed properties

Chivasex:
People stuck accelerator is a result of old age please change the car period

no it can be mechanical or electrical fault. The car in the video is a bmw x5 not old.

vertueptime:
Yes turning d car off means power steering will off nd u willmost certainly almost die,d only tym u shld off d engine is if d clutch has failed nd d gear is also stuck

you are afraid to off ur car when your accelerator is stuck which will even leave you with enough push to roll the car but here you are planning on killing the engine when the clutch and gear are stuck which will immediately cause the car to jam and jump?

ifiokbenzy:
I appreciate your write-up but don't forget that a lot of cars in Nigeria are full-autos such that if you perform some of the semi-autos control can lead to disastrous consequences. For instance, Never turn off your Japanese or Korean automobile when you observe a stuck accelerator, as that will lock the steering wheel which is even worst.
For an Automatic transmission, If you can shift gears to neutral "N" apply hand brake slowly that is when you are on a flat road; if your pull the handbrake at once, your car will drift or skid which can throw you into the incoming traffic but for a manual which most people don't like just clutch and shift from high gear to low gear, release the clutch pedal don't accelerate, engine will lose traction and jerk
If you are descending a hill and observed that the accelarator is stuck don't shift gear to neutral, because the car (Auto or manual transmission) will run faster and be more difficult to control, just put your right foot UNDER the accelerator pedal and (for manual don't clutch during this) brake as appropriate while you observe your engine rev is dropping down to 1 or 1.5 for sum cars.
Please don't panic even if your brake fails, try as much as possible to steer the car to safety and don't tap the accelerator

never move from a high gear to a low gear when ur accelerator is stuck and offing ur engine wont lock your steering unless you lock the ignition

OmoOshodi:
Hope the vehicle on 120 won't tumble if put in neutral or all the above mentioned method suddenly,.... Op no kill person o

Neutral means disengaging the gear your car will shout but will not shake or stumble. The scary thing will be accidentally puting it in another gear instead of neutral! Like going from drive to park or reverse OR going from gear 5 to 1 or reverse in top speed! just say ur last amen

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Can i get help for an 18year old boy who fell from an over 40ft palm tree. Has gone to fmc owerri, teaching hospital nnewi and now at a local bone setters because family cant afford the needed treatment and surgery.

He is the breadwinner along with his mum. Now he is paralysed except speaking and mum is besides him 24/7. Father is late. I will take you to them so you give directly. No account. No scam. This is just a personal humanitarian outreach initiative.

Can i get help for an 18year old boy who fell from an over 40ft palm tree. Has gone to fmc owerri, teaching hospital nnewi and now at a local bone setters because family cant afford the needed treatment and surgery.

He is the breadwinner along with his mum. Now he is paralysed except speaking and mum is besides him 24/7. Father is late. I will take you to them so you give directly. No account. No scam. This is just a personal humanitarian outreach initiative.