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Health › Re: Sad And Depressed!! I Am In My 20s And Impotent by jmichael259(m): 4:36am On Oct 22, 2019
Hope777:
Bro I have visited at least 4 specialists, they seem to just think my problem is psychological because they don't have a solution.

I'm going back to lagos to explore more though

I will keep on praying about it. Thanks
Stop thinking it too much to avoid depression. Seek more medical help.

Hurry now and get some girls pregnant. You may start thinking you are young and can't take care of the kids, but I tell you they won't die of hunger. As you get older you may not have thirst for more sex but you will miss not having kids.
Family › Re: Suspecting My Husband Is Gay by jmichael259(m): 2:04pm On Oct 05, 2019
IceColdVeins:
He's gay. Gay men like pursuing yonger guys.
Ask about my story and I'll tell.
Please tell..
Education › Re: Uchechi Promise Echefu, The Best Graduating Student Of Nigerian Defense Academy by jmichael259(m): 12:07pm On Oct 05, 2019
EXOUSIAng:
well I must agree with you, but on the issue Retirement I don't think so...
It's an Open secret. A junior does not head his seniors. They have to make way by compulsory leave or in the case of a coup, prisonment or death. It affects Southerners more. No matter how young this girl is she won't be able to reach the toppesst rank. They will find an excuse to transfer and retire her or give her an appointment that will take her of the sit just because she is Igbo. Jonathan biggest undoing was giving Igbos appointments hausas swallowed their ego to collide with Yoruba and kick him out immediately and reclaim those positions. Former IG Mike Okiro had to claim Rivers indegene instead of Imo to reach where he got.
Education › Re: Uchechi Promise Echefu, The Best Graduating Student Of Nigerian Defense Academy by jmichael259(m): 11:56am On Oct 05, 2019
EXOUSIAng:
well I must agree with you, but on the issue Retirement I don't think so. And there are lots of federal projects going on in the east now, i travel alot and the roads are much better, the terrible ones are currently under construction.
plus it takes two to work with all the rubbish coming from Ipob, unreasonable propaganda, i would commend the PMB led government for doing anything their, the igbos are giving the government every reason to look away, look the the embarrassment in SA just a few hours ago...
So ipob is now Igbo? Is their own worse than Niger Delta, arewa, odudua, miyeti allah, Fulani herdsmen propaganda? What happened before ipob got formed? You traveled to where and where? Which project is ongoing? Enugu-onitsha road? Okigwe-Enugu road? Infact are there any inter state or boundary roads not full of slippery mud and fallen trucks?
Why hasn't the government looked away from the north with all the Bokoharam?
Education › Re: Uchechi Promise Echefu, The Best Graduating Student Of Nigerian Defense Academy by jmichael259(m): 11:32am On Oct 05, 2019
agaba:
Wow big congratulations to you dear. She is super human. With all the military rigorous training. You were able to achieve this height. This is the news that should be selling not Tacha.

I hope one guy will not come and rubbish it in the name of marriage
How will marriage rubbish her achievements? Stop giving guys a bad name. Or do you think at this level any how guy go fit meet am for marriage. She is already a military officer.
Education › Re: Uchechi Promise Echefu, The Best Graduating Student Of Nigerian Defense Academy by jmichael259(m): 11:28am On Oct 05, 2019
EXOUSIAng:
Why do you igbos always have to be like this, why wasn't she denied all these awards cos she is igbo, funny enough we have generals in the army who are igbos, use your brain in propaganda.
And start using your brain it helps.
The average igbo man must hang any form of failure on the government.... your states are still bleeped up, yet you insult buhari, your governors are still in bed as i type this...
P.S: I am Igede by tribe not an Hausa or Yoruba.
My dear, how many head of navy, airforce, army etc have you seen? No matter their ranks they will be retired so that a junior northern officer can take the position. the governors of Imo and Abia are messing up while others are trying in Igboland. But at the federal level Igbo region is prohibited from so-called juicy positions. Federal roads in the south east are in the worst conditions and projects are non existent. Even some northern and Yoruba leaders have at some point spoken against it for federal unity.

Allow them to publicise the Injustice.
Crime › Re: Gombe Pastor, Emmanuel, Tortures 10-Year-Old Boy With An Electric Iron by jmichael259(m): 6:11am On Oct 05, 2019
fmlala:
cool cool cool SO SO FAKE PASTORS EVERYWHERE, WILL SHARE A STORY ON ONE OF THEM ONE DAY.
Do it now. We are interested to learn more.
Politics › Re: Teenager Kidnaps 7-year-old Boy, Demands N3.5m Ransom by jmichael259(m): 9:47pm On Oct 03, 2019
Plot twist:
They are lovers and needed money to elope to a place their love is safe.

Nollywood blockbuster starring Bobrisky, Tacha and Regina Daniels as the kidnapped boy.
Politics › Re: For Buhari’s Sake, So Many Projects Go To Daura by jmichael259(m): 7:55pm On Sep 29, 2019
Actually this is highly commendable.

If only Governors, Presidents, Senate Presidents, LGA Chairmen etc did likewise all around Nigeria, even Europe would be jealous.
Career › Re: Legal Advice Seriously Needed Before I Commit Suicide. by jmichael259(m): 7:39pm On Sep 28, 2019
You are in a tight corner and in serious need of a bounce back plan. You can't afford to yield to the temptation to sue. Don't let lawyers or anybody waste the little money remaining on police or court cases.

FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE, With around 300k u can learn and open a barbershop OR buy second hand keke-bus for town service, since you are already in transportation. Many other prompt business ideas are also available.

IT MIGHT TAKE YOU A YEAR OR MORE but you'll manage to pay of that loan that is threatening your life and start up again.
Romance › Re: My Parents Refused To Accept My Suitor by jmichael259(m): 1:39pm On Sep 27, 2019
Kcee14:
I am a girl of 26 years from Delta state. I have a guy I have been dating for close to 3years now and he is from mbaise. My guy told me that he is coming for introduction and I told my parents about it and they said over their dead body will they allow me marry from mbaise. Please,is anything wrong with Mbaise? Are there ladies here that are married to mbaise men and living happily. Please, I am really sad now. I need advice and answers
(1)Does the man (and you too) have a visible and sustainable means of livelihood? (2)Can you both understand (and endure) each other? (3)Do you both have two adult witnesses to escort you to the local government or court registry office so that you can both be legally married in front of God and Man until village people release their hold on your parents to prevent your progress in life?

You no fit mess with Mbaise people, Dem no go gree bend over make you match dia head. Dem go return your craze to you in double portion and you no fit dull for business with Mbaise, him go outsmart you or take the deal from you. THEY DON'T HAVE HISTORY OF CRIME, VIOLENCE OR CANNIBALISM LIKE NGWA OR UMUAKA PEOPLE SO I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE FUSS ABOUT THEM.

We from ngor-okpala dey marry Mbaise well well and Dem no dey do nonsense near us. Especially their women dey domesticated and make good wives. Their men too dey always get handwork. Na owerri people hate Dem and give them bad name through rumors and na outsiders dey fear dem
Family › Re: My Niece Said My Husband Got Her Pregnant by jmichael259(m): 1:08pm On Sep 27, 2019
NO NEED TO EXPOSE YOUR DIRTY LINEN TO RELATIONS, NEIGHBORS OR VILLAGE. It's none of their business. They'll just turn you to a laughing stock and stoke the divisive fires while, hiding their own evils.

She go born the child and you go need to decide now (1) to continue with the marriage or not and (2) if the baby will be raised within your home or left with the mother and her family (3) if you can survive your husband keeping contact with the child and mother and maybe second wife her.

The possibility that your husband didn't do it is less than 1.3% since it happened in your house.

It's hard for a man to prove that he is innocent in sexual charges against him even with DNA testing, people will still grumble and hiss at the accused.
Business › Re: Woman Arranges Her Eggs In Style (Photo) by jmichael259(m): 7:34am On Sep 26, 2019
You could have just taken a head shot to focus on the tray she was carrying but, no, you just couldn't resist grabbing all that a$sests in one take.
Politics › Re: RRS Compensates Officers For Patrolling Till Dawn Over Fallen Truck (photos) by jmichael259(m): 3:42pm On Sep 23, 2019
GrammarNazi1:
...action prevents...

...actions prevent...
Their action prevented..
Sports › Re: 10 Footballers Who Served Both Liverpool And Chelsea by jmichael259(m): 9:25am On Sep 23, 2019
Boom Benitez don turn player.

Lazy blogger doesn't know Victor Moses, Raul Meireles etc. #Mtschew
Culture › Re: Part Of Igbo Land Where You Mustn’t Kill A Python by jmichael259(m): 10:13am On Sep 17, 2019
AngryNijerian:
I know one woman that python mistakenly bit in her farm. She said to the python; why will you bite me, don't you know that i'm daughter of the soil and besides i didn't intentionally march you. Immediately the python's venom started dripping off her leg. You will think its a story but it actually happened.
Python doesn't have venom. So the woman story is just based on fear and belief. Anybody can touch and carry Python as long as it's not big or hungry enough to try and squeeze life out of you.

Python has tried to swallow people's babies on several occasions in these places they are being respected. Stealing people's goat and chicken is a normal past time for those pythons and the people will just find one excuse to justify it and be happy the python chose them to provide food for it.

Apart from Njaba, Orlu and close towns surrounding Anambra who share similar beliefs, other parts of Imo state and Igbo land will happily turn the Python into a communal feast. You'll even see people carrying takeaway pepper soup to their relations who were not around when it was killed.
Family › Re: I Caught My Housemaid Sexually Assaulting My Son by jmichael259(m): 11:09am On Jul 16, 2019
Timih:
Thank you... I'll up my sex taplk with him
Yep interrogate her when he's not around get every single gory detail out of her. When it started, why she decided to engage in such with your son despite how nice you treated her.

Send her home same day before your son gets back so they don't come in contact and exchange messages of encouragement.

Since he's your guy, Spend a day at home with him without your wife maybe on a Sunday. If necessary tell your wife to excuse you or go to the church alone OR DRIVE OUT TO A QUIET PLACE WITH HIM so you can have some serious FatherSon bonding session.

Interrogate him even more than the girl but don't be harsh. Let him know you've seen such displeasing act and he shouldn't provoke you by lieing anymore.

Assure him this will be a healing session not an execution.

Play mind games with him so he is overwhelmed by guilty feelings like he betrayed the trust you put on him as your guy And how smart you used to think he is and how he disappointed you by stooping so low to do such dirty and stupid things with good for nothing people.

Make him want to regain your companionship by telling you everything that transpired even with other people.

Announce to him that you are heartbroken and disappointed so you will give him probationary punishment by restricting his movements after school, banning tv, phone, game and promise to return such privileges and even award gifts after the next term if he improves academically and retains good character. LET HIM KNOW MUCH MORE SERIOUS PUNISHMENT LIKE PUBLIC EMBARASSMENT AND FLOGGING WILL BE INCURRED IF HE FELL BACK INTO SUCH OR A DIFFERENT BAD ACTS.

Slowly resume your fondness with him so you can heal yourself and so he will believe there is redemption in honest behavior and he won't fall into depression or wreckless behavior like a lost puppy.
Crime › Re: 14 Year Old Girl Gang Raped In Niger State, Suspects Arrested (photo) by jmichael259(m): 10:54pm On Jul 05, 2019
Fountainofyouth:
Jeez, there is nothing special in sèx, after some minutes, the good feeling is over and you're back to reality, had it been the sensation lasts hours I'd understand, sèx, pùssy and diick is simply overrated.
This is an immensely underrated fact!
Sports › Re: Wimbledon: Cori Gauff Defeats Venus Williams, In Tears After (Photos) by jmichael259(m): 11:30am On Jul 03, 2019
PlanetOfApes:
SECOND TRIBUTE TO NWAAMAIKPE
(Warning to any nosy busybody NLander, y’all have populated every surface of this forum since last week like roaches feeding on every COZA threads, and now BBN, posting whatever the fvck you want; this is what I choose to post, if you quote me for no good reason, I will regard you as a nonentity. Mind your fvcking business!)

This is a sequel to the first tribute, I’m writing this second one as a more detailed analysis of Nwaamaikpe posts.
(Note: Everything written about Nwaamaikpe may not be 100% accurate or true for his posts 100% or majority of the time. His earlier posts on this forum might show little variation but at a recent point in time, a more permanent style evolved, his posts reached a plateau where his writing style, intelligence, stupidity, weirdness, philosophy, sense of humour and creativity are all in astounding equilibrium.)
To start with, many people wonder why the works of someone like Da Vinci are so much valued, for instance the Mona Lisa - the reason is, the secrets it conceals and it’s different details that are being unveiled recently. Some things look so ordinary on the surface but when you do a deeper investigation, that is when you start to unveil a new level of uniqueness and peculiarities.
Many us don’t like him because of his stupidity and strangeness but one thing I can’t deny is his deep astute talented intellect.
Which kind Tribute? He die?
Romance › Re: Shy Bride Refuses To Kiss Groom, Husband Struggles To Kiss Her At Church Wedding by jmichael259(m): 11:13am On Jul 03, 2019
This is marital RAPE! Nigerians should react against him.
Crime › Re: I Started Having Threesomes At Age 3 - Doctor Narrates Sexual Abuse Ordeal by jmichael259(m): 11:05am On Jul 03, 2019
yipata:
well i can tell you this story Can be very true. I went through worse in both male and female older folks hands.
Care to give details? Let's know and be more vigilant with our kids.
Romance › Re: Please Which Of These Pictures Should enlarge? by jmichael259(m):
The photography is poor cutting out the baby's hand of leg. Number 3 would have been best but baby hand was blurred. Number 2 is best to enlarge then use 1 and 4 to fit by the side.

Celebrities › Re: "Nobody Knows Wizkid" - American Dj's Declare On Live Podcast by jmichael259(m): 5:57am On Jun 25, 2019
iwantolive:
..my bro is an accountant,he worked in a bank few years ago before he resigned,he actually wanted to travel to Europe.please he can do any job..my Little sis has OND and BSC in MASS COMMUNICATION...please my people i need one of them to be employed to make my life a little bit easier,i am suffering..from one dept to another,please somebody should help.
Each one of you should learn a skill or find something to produce and sell. In this Buhari administration it doesn't matter if you are taxi or Uber driver, chin chin or groundnuts seller, tailor or barber, betshop or cyber cafe operator, as long as it will give you your daily bread and lead to financial indepence. Things are so hard you have to be ready to go way down to get up.
Politics › Re: Ekweremadu Wins 5th Senate Term by jmichael259(m): 7:37am On Feb 25, 2019
Just make sure you become senate president this time even if means decamping immediately should Buhari be declared winner..
Family › Re: Sexual Abuse And Our Children. Signs To Watch Out For. by jmichael259(m): 12:17pm On Feb 15, 2019
chii8:
Come pick your kids immediately school dismisses.

Modified: our kids are not safe in schools ooo,no matter the packaging, the cleaners,gate men, school bus drivers(in fact if your child is the first the driver picks or drops, watch it ooo),teachers, even the proprietor (s),are all potential child abusers, DON'T TRUST ANYONE, Learn to listen to your kids whether boy or girl.
Was once a school bus driver. The job was okay but the pay was small and no future. The safety of the kids from themselves in the bus and any road elements was my only preoccupation.

i don't see how they could be chanced for such thought not talk action. Hard to meet up with having to pick or drop 25-50 kids to and from about 15 or more diff parts of the town within 2hrs or less. BUT THEN AGAIN I CAN ONLY VOUCH FOR ME AND WHATS WITHIN ME..
Family › Re: Sexual Abuse And Our Children. Signs To Watch Out For. by jmichael259(m):
ceeroh:
African mentality is totally fuvked up! Most times we usually relate sexual abuse to the girl child alone. Most young boys are exposed to sexual abuse but you hardly hear of it. An incident happened roughly 2 decades ago, a young boy was being molested regularly by an aunt... BTW don't ask me who the young boy was grin
Pets › Re: My Friends Alsatian Puppies Were Stolen by jmichael259(m): 10:46pm On Feb 04, 2019
INSTALL MOTION SENSORS + ALARM around your compound.

BUY GUNS NOT JUST ONE make sure they are multiple loaders or semi-auto.

NO ATM for business or savings account. Open a service account where you put only little cash for daily needs incase of ATM/POS robbers.

Even in developed countries, police arrives after the crime. MEANWHILE when under seige, seconds matter!
Politics › Re: Atiku Is From Cameroon’ – Nnamdi Kanu Tells Govt Only Boycott -nnamdi Kanu by jmichael259(m): 2:15pm On Feb 03, 2019
Nnamdi is from Israel, Atiku is from Cameroun, Buhari is from Sudan, Yorubas are from Korea, Igbos are from Brazil, Hausa are from Mexico, Efik are from Iceland, Fulani are from Andorra.

Weed should be legalised so People can stop inhaling exhaust..
Career › Re: Pursue A Career Or Focus More On My Skill? by jmichael259(m): 7:00pm On Dec 01, 2018
StUdY1:
But the fact that I read a few pages on different thread on this forum that it is better to have a skill than having a degree have being making me to think about forgetting about education and focus more on what I am doing(which is my skill)

PLS I WILL NEED YOUR ADVICE!!!THANKS...
You got the point wrong! DEGREE WITHOUT PROFESSION IS JUST PAPER.

EDUCATION IS BOTH BY SCHOOL AND SKILL. You have skill now go to school.

You want us to think you are too dumb or scared of classes. Except you absolutely can't afford school for now.
Crime › Re: Rapist Gang Raped After Being Caught Raping A Lady. by jmichael259(m): 12:06pm On Nov 27, 2018
I don't think i wanna see that vid..

Who suggested such eewww and how could they do it in public and others were comfortable watching? Have they done it before? Did they wash him first? Did he lubricate? Did he cum? Does he have STDs? What if he was bi-sexual too?

I support rapists getting equivalent punishment but i never gave thought to these gory details till now

#horrible_thoughts
Christianity Etc › Re: Enenche: We Built The Glory Dome Debt Free, How We Built Dunamis Headquarters by jmichael259(m): 10:07am On Nov 25, 2018
BLAME THE POLITICIANS FOR LACK OF INDUSTRIALISATION NOT THE PASTORS.
This type of structure made a lot of artisans and construction workers millionaires and should provide over 500 jobs for gardeners, cleaners, Teachers, drivers, cooks, generator personel, security, sound engineers, photo and videographers e.t.c. within the dome and surrounding school and recreation garden. It'll also give over 2000 indirect employment for transporters, hawkers, bureau de change, travel agents, translators, tour guides e.t.c.


It is the government's job to make industries and commerce easier for people. THE GOVERNMENT FAILED!

I HOPE THE CHURCHES BUILD MORE HOSPITALS AND SCHOOLS TO REDUCE CAPITAL FLIGHT IN THOSE SECTORS!

EVILFOREST:
A COMPLETE WASTE OF RESOURCES.
with this attitude of ours, we cannot get to any where.
Kindly use your GOOGLE MAPS to access places in Nigeria. What you will find will keep you mute, especially in the southern part of the country.
U will find WORSHIP CENTRES littered every where.
U will hardly find thriving mega businesses except in LAGOS.

Then use similar GOOGLE MAPS to access JAPAN,
SOUTH KOREA, USA, GERMANY, ETHOPIA.
U will see worship CENTRES sparsely distributed, with companies and packaging factories littered everywhere.
Despite these worship centers, NIGERIA is still closer to the DEVIL than these people
Abbeybailey:
Gbam. With that kind of mindset, Nigeria will forever be a perpetual 3rd World country with a bleak future. What Nigeria needs is not mega churches or House of worship, she needs industries and commerce to lift her people out of poverty.
jaxxy:
This is great bt we should also care for the helpless in the church. I see so many struggling to feed and pay skol fees in the same Church That’s building cathedrals and mega domes.
judajix:
Why don't you build factories that can employ a substantial amount of the church population then use proceeding profits to build the biggest building in the world
Majidmuhammad:
i can pay you for this comment. What business does a pastor have with building factorie? Does he make soap?
davidodiba:
Do you realise how many people will get our passport as a Nation to come explore this wonder? You are a small thinker....stop being biased and be happy when others succeed...when he started you did not notice him
Abbeybailey:
Gbam. With that kind of mindset, Nigeria will forever be a perpetual 3rd World country with a bleak future. What Nigeria needs is not mega churches or House of worship, she needs industries and commerce to lift her people out of poverty.
Appili:
wasted fund,this building is just for show,can you imagine how many people the money used in construction would have changed their lifes.
Abbeybailey:
Gbam. With that kind of mindset, Nigeria will forever be a perpetual 3rd World country with a bleak future. What Nigeria needs is not mega churches or House of worship, she needs industries and commerce to lift her people out of poverty.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Glory Dome: New Dunamis 100,000 Seater Journey (Pictures) by jmichael259(m):
Grupo:
I'm an atheist but sometimes we need to allow these church people to breathe a little. No be every time we go dey find fault for wetin dem do.
ds ur sense na limited edition? Abi we fit buy more for ds nairaland e-warriors?

I'm a very enlightened beleiver who has studied the scriptures so much that i see beyond the gullible. Most of my guys ask if i'm going atheist which i'm not cos i dnt swallow any of dia bullshit. I understand atheists very well. I know where they are wrong about Religious affairs and i also see the valid points they make as to how the current churches got it wrong and make God and Religion look like fairy tales.

BUT IN ALL THESE WHY DO MOST PEOPLE THINK WE HAVE TO BASH EACH OTHER?!

The churches spend extravagantly and we think they should contribute mainly into our social and economic probz but maybe they have a valid reason for this as to curb the road overflow e.t.c.

#cheers

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