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Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing Before And After Weight Loss Photos by JoeEeL(m): 3:24pm On Dec 07, 2020

There is nothing a typical Nigerian woman thinks of except her body, her complexion, buoyant guys to hook up with for dates, and fake fame!

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Education › Re: Kano Demands Apology From American University Over Fake Professorship To Ganduje by JoeEeL(m): 3:08pm On Dec 07, 2020

OK. I can now see that the dumbness of the North is permanent.

They have meningitis of the skull.

Politics › Re: Rufai Hanga: President Buhari Afraid Of Coup by JoeEeL(m): 2:23pm On Dec 07, 2020

GOVERNMENT2:
JOEEEL COME AND SEE MY BRETHREN FROM IBADAN

Lol. ki lo wa nle o?

Politics › Re: Zulum: Buhari Did Better In Borno, Despite Killings, Statewide Records Show by JoeEeL(m): 1:56pm On Dec 07, 2020

I have told you you'll be disappointed if you support a Northerner. They all support themselves. cool

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Fashion › Re: How Do I Get My Natural Skin Colour Back? by JoeEeL(m): 1:06pm On Dec 07, 2020

Nigerian girls and colour-changing.

To say na only black dey bleach sef, e for even better. E get some babes wey I been know that year. These ones were already naturally fair o. But in their mind, them never still fair enough.

They started applying all these their caro-nonsense and although they're fairer, the texture of their skin obviously shows its compromised. Now they hide behind Mary Kay foundation to moderate these errors. (Many ladies fall under this bracket and I know they're seeing my comment now) kiss

To you lady, just abandon the further use of any chemically made creams. Maybe revert to ori (shea butter), but don't expect a miraculous turn-around.

Bleaching almost never ends well. Some girls seem to be lucky with it though.

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Programming › Re: Backend Software Engineers, Let's Talk About System Design by JoeEeL(m): 12:55pm On Dec 07, 2020

DC49:
In my case I would use a decoupled architecture. That is, separate the front-end from back-end and host them separately.
Front end would be an Angular app hosted on firebase, while back-end would be a Django Rest API hosted on Google App Engine with auto-scaling support to handle traffic surges.
I'd utilize a caching system like Memcached to reduce load on the back-end server, store the user generated contents like media files on a separate file storage service like Amazon S3 or Google Cloud Buckets, host the database separately on Google Cloud SQL, and finally use a CDN like Cloudflare.
This setup would be expensive though, but for a platform that gets such a huge amount of requests I'm certain the owner would be able to afford it.

Programming › Re: Backend Software Engineers, Let's Talk About System Design by JoeEeL(m): 12:40pm On Dec 07, 2020

Good. These are the kind of threads that, once in a while, should be popping up on front page and not ridiculously silly-ass posts like Regina daniels prevents Ned's 7th wife, Toke Makinwa stuns with plastic-ass ...

Backend, as strictly relates to Web architecture, NodeJS is my go-to. Of course with Express as the de-facto server framework. Request / sec, as far as node is concerned is nearly 2x, response time is as much as 35% faster. Also it abstracts quirks, inconsistencies and is the perfect syntactic sugar.

Looking to annex its powers to FE, one has to be thinking in terms of React -- which leads you to the promised land -- THE MERN stack

React helps you define the UI once and for all. Then, when the state of the app changes, the UI is rebuilt to react to the change -- acting on its name.
Small manageable components enable to build fairly complex apps but the sweetness of this is, you're still running on vanilla JS anyways. DOM node-hunting is kept at barest minimum; an avoidance of pain you might argue but darn! I was good at nifty DOM selection in my jQuery heydays. Anyways, all you do is maintain the state of your app (with a regular old JavaScript object) and the rest just naturally follows.

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Sports › Re: Benedict Akwuegbu & Wife, Ifeoma, Bicker Over Divorce, Second Marriage (P by JoeEeL(m): 12:09pm On Dec 07, 2020

Splitmind:
This is why men are running away from marriage, a woman will pretend for years to land the guy and when she's married and maybe gotten a few kids she leaves him and takes his house, his assets and he still has to keep paying her just because they were in a previous relationship.

Imagine having part of your monthly salary and half your property going to an ex boyfriend, would that make sense? In divorce we are supposed to be separated so why are you still coming to legally steal from me when you don't want anything to do with me anymore?

This is where the western laws are silly-stupid!

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Politics › Re: Fresh #EndSARS Protest At Lekki Toll Gate, Lagos - AIT by JoeEeL(m): 11:42am On Dec 07, 2020

ULOPVQ:
The story is a little bit wrong though, it was Joseph Stalin of Russia and not Adolf Hitler.

Thank u.

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Politics › Re: Fresh #EndSARS Protest At Lekki Toll Gate, Lagos - AIT by JoeEeL(m): 11:26am On Dec 07, 2020

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Celebrities › Re: YBNLPrincess: Olamide Destroyed My Career For 5 Years by JoeEeL(m): 10:49am On Dec 07, 2020

I always knew it would come to this. Not surprised one bit. undecided

I no too gbadun the Olamide guy like that but if anything, he's one of the rarest Nigerian musicians who do their utmost to groom upcomers.

The entertainment world, especially Music world, is an extremely brutal scene. Even those who get talent, many times, will phase out. Combined with the harsh economic conditions, you have to realise first, no one guarantees you anything.

You must always fight and prepare for the worst. Olamide himself is someone that started from the absolute ground. Now y'all think its easy for him to be responsible for the fortune of many others, person wey still dey hustle?

Anyway, you only got something on him if he breached sections of the contract you had with him. Otherwise, na you sabi.

Final note : weed doesn't look good on you at all! Better arrange your life fast. Better go back school go read book if you never still get bearing.

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Fashion › Re: FORA 2020: Queen Cynthia Chidera Emerges Winner Of Face Of Royalty Africa by JoeEeL(m): 10:15am On Dec 07, 2020*

What tires me so much about women is that most of them seem to have no use of their brains. Many of them just seem to carry dead weight in their heads.

Most of what they think of is their faces, their hips and butt, bleaching creams, hair, make-up kit, phone, money, breast pads etc.

I can count only on one hand the amount of female monikers that have opened threads, in 2020, discussing topics like programming, cryptocurrencies, stock investing, politics, binary options, history, REITs etc. But topics on wedding, reality shows, fake celebrities or sex scandals, they'll comment up to page 15!

All what most of them know is how to track and hook rich guys, find sugar daddies, apply for reality TV shows, pageantry or try to force popularity on social media space... forcing 'notice-me' on whatsapp status, recording their faces swiveling their tongue and licking their lips like dogs...

I just tire.

Now this is my hero for a girl :

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Sierra Leone Fight: 'I Want To Slap Am Back' (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 8:50am On Dec 07, 2020

macho44:
Dia blood dey hot, if care is not taken, dem fit IMPEACH Biggie for his house

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqzg_Pwrlcs

Are u the owner of the video?

Do u code?

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TV/Movies › Re: Big Brother Sierra Leone Fight: 'I Want To Slap Am Back' (Video) by JoeEeL(m): 8:48am On Dec 07, 2020

Lol, the commentator quoting her words 'slap am back' (@ 1:25) was epic. cheesy

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Politics › Re: #FasholaHatesNorth: Northerners Register Dissatisfaction With Fashola, Minister by JoeEeL(m): 8:05am On Dec 07, 2020

These people never blame their own people. Staunch hypocrites!

From Buhari, to El rufai, to Shehu... to even Buratai.

They don't get enough blame.

But when it was Jonathan, hell almost broke loose.

I say it anywhere that I'm not one with these people. If these people call themselves Nigerians, then I prefer to have no nationality. You may call me an alien and I won't mind.

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Politics › Re: Fayemi: Service Chiefs Want To Retire But Buhari Hasn’t Give Them Directives by JoeEeL(m): 6:02am On Dec 07, 2020

hisexcellency34:
Maybe you don't know that he is chairman of Governors forum

I'm aware. Still no excuse.

Politics › Re: Fayemi: Service Chiefs Want To Retire But Buhari Hasn’t Give Them Directives by JoeEeL(m): 5:04am On Dec 07, 2020

Fayemi, I have seen you have joined being stupid with the rest of the Buharideens.

When did you become a spokesman? Useless governor, you'll not go and focus on Ekiti matters. That's how, to my utter dismay, I found you on my facebook feed, defending Buhari, saying that there is nothing that suggests he's not in charge of his senses.

So the Buhari cannot come out and address the people he governs for how many years now? undecided

I will not call you a morron.

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Family › Re: Lady Calls Out Her Husband, Pius Angbo, A Staff Of Channels TV, For Beating Her by JoeEeL(m): 4:49am On Dec 07, 2020

sapphiere:
Men and cheat.

Calm down. Women cheat more disdainfully. Can she swear with her life she never slept with a married man before she got married? Can you yourself also swear that? Now how many unmarried men do you know sleep with married women?

Abeg go rest.

Not justifying the man's assault tho.

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Family › Re: Lady Calls Out Her Husband, Pius Angbo, A Staff Of Channels TV, For Beating Her by JoeEeL(m): 4:42am On Dec 07, 2020

Why all this na?

Men, make una dey stop all this kind crap!

If marriage tire una, make una dey exit. Which one be say make una dey beat person daughter? huh

Many people, especially men, testify online that marriage is a waste of time and a disadvantage for men. You people mock them with a certain name (shey na Alpha male abi red piller, I no know). You then go ahead with marriage which is good. But when it does not favour you, you are now too ashamed to exit it; you don't want to prove they were somehow right. I know women well enough and won't be surprised she was the first to cheat but a honourable man walks away. And that's it!

But instead, you now resort to staying in the marriage while punishing the woman. See, I thought the laws in the West have been made stronger on spouse battery. Let them pick him up asap. All these men, because of small money wey them get, them go dey feel like say them be Napoleon. Awon oniiranu.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Should I Be Worried About This Black Cat? by JoeEeL(m): 10:04am On Dec 06, 2020*

Nigerians ehn. Sense, them no go gree get.

With cameras everywhere across the breadth of this wide world, there's no footage caught of a cat transforming into a human yet.

Nonetheless black man is still struggling to have sense, despite the benefits of the 21st century. If they can't still have sense now, then they can never have sense again, forever. Dumbos!

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Politics › Re: #EndSARS Protester, Jane Practises With Her Prosthetic Leg Bought From Donations by JoeEeL(m): 8:47am On Dec 06, 2020*

She came out with even one leg to protest against this beast of a government.

Haa, mehn. Damn. This was someone despite her challenges, damned the useless terroristic government. There were too many heroes during the #EndSARS protest mehn. Shout out to Tiwa Savage even if I don't like her propensity towards nudity. Shout out Runtown. Shout out Falz (maddest). Davido didn't get to the finish line but his start was good enough anyway.

Tacha (can't even believe I'm mentioning her), Macaroni, Small Doctor, Idris Abdulkareem all did their part. Kate Henshaw, MI, you were noticed. My bros across the Niger, Phyno and Flavour, you did not escape notice. AY Comedian, Akpororo, future generation bless you for lending your voices.

Wizkid and Burna, senior men in London. Double twale.

Finally, all of you that lent your voices and marched are confamd heroes! Even those who lost their lives, no problem. We are getting somewhere, your sacrifice will not go in vain. Others wey afraid dey catch but been dey use phone and twitter do their own protest, una still try. S'out to the diasporans for that impetus. S'out to Sowore, Aisha and MNK.

But the problem is, we should have not stopped. Yes even after the Lekki shooting. In fact, the subsequent weeks are meant to have seen double turnout. When you resist an oppressor, you don't stop to give him time to think of changing his ways. No, he won't! You must persistently and stubbornly resist. It is in the middle of your resisting that he must change his mind and make all amends.

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Politics › Re: Pension: Delta, Edo Spend Over ₦842 Million On Two Convicted Ex-Governors by JoeEeL(m): 7:40am On Dec 06, 2020

EdoFirstBorn:

Can the SW media stay away from my state ?

How much has Tinuhu been earning since leaving Lagos in taxes money laundering and fraud ?

SW media won't cover that !! Dapo Akpara has exposed tinubus fraud and is in court with him you guys won't cover that ehn south west media!!

It's to attack Rivers Edo and southeast you people know !!

Face your lords !! How about the money Osibanjo stole una nor wan talk that one bah?

Na former governor Lucky una dey face now !!

I keep saying even if Nigeria divides let the south west be on their own and not part of the new southern Nigeria because they will come with this their manipulative ways

Judas iscariot descendants!!

If u want to focus on Tinubu, do so.

Don't drag the entire Yoruba race please.

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Politics › Re: CNG: Borno Farmers’ Killing Exposes FG's Deceptions On Boko Haram by JoeEeL(m): 7:30am On Dec 06, 2020

Okay.

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Politics › Re: Seye Oladejo: We Will Help Gbadamosi In Resuscitating His Dead Political Career by JoeEeL(m): 6:54am On Dec 06, 2020

Why not resuscitate the dead Nigeria? undecided

Foools!

Celebrities › Re: Emmanuel Adebayor Accuses Ex-Girlfriend Dillish Mathews Of Being A Liar & Cheat by JoeEeL(m): 10:05pm On Dec 05, 2020

Respectedguy:
I wonder if its possible to find a pretty and level headed woman?

In my experience, most pretty women are narcissistic.

The partners also worship them and so they tend to misbehave

U are right on, bro. They're scarce quite alright but of course, they're there.

Crime › Re: Policemen Kill A Man On His Way To A Wedding In Imo (Disturbing Photo) by JoeEeL(m): 9:50pm On Dec 05, 2020

NgwalandAbia:
When I say eye for an eye the human animals here will attack me.

Have you all now agreed that the zoo can't be redeemed? I think we should start another end police brutality.

This time we won't even stop at aso rock gate..we will go in there and bring the bloody imposter from niger republic parading as president of northern Nigeria.

Southern Nigerians are too scared of death. They prefer to cower and keep dying one by one, instead of face these monsters once and for all. #EndSARS protest was great but should never have been stopped, even with their useless curfews. So many useless celebrities did not still turn up, meaning they're still not fed up with the system or are in cahoots with it.

When you're up against monsters as this Nigerian system is, you just don't stop halfway saying 'Afterall, they've disbanded SARS, what next?'

You don't stop saying 'Well, government said they'll implement all our demands.'

Hell no! We must continuously stubbornly keep resisting and protesting, until everything is met. Not stop and adopt a 'wait-and-see' approach.

Unfortunately, this will not be the last of this incident. Another one will happen somewhere in southern Nigeria within less than 7 days. The future victim is probably somewhere chilling with a plate of meal right now saying , 'Thank God its not me'.

Politics › Re: Social Media Has Come To Stay – Lai Mohammed by JoeEeL(m): 1:56pm On Dec 05, 2020

This man has just been blabbing nonstop. Weytin dey bite am for body?

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Travel › Re: The Isolated Marquesas Islands In The South Pacific (Pictures) by JoeEeL(m): 1:22pm On Dec 05, 2020

Britain or France will soon go and join them now with another tribe or peoples wey nothing consine.

Just watch. cool

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Celebrities › Re: Emmanuel Adebayor Accuses Ex-Girlfriend Dillish Mathews Of Being A Liar & Cheat by JoeEeL(m): 12:49pm On Dec 05, 2020

First it was Duncan Mighty, now this guy. Many will say just hustle, 'the women will come'

But they do not tell you, so do the problems come as well... in manifold.

There's nothing more frustrating than beginning to search for true love after you've made it. You will always think they made you their choice because of what you have.

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Travel › Re: Only Six Animals, 10 Birds In Port Harcourt Zoo, Zero Alocations In 5 Years by JoeEeL(m): 10:55am On Dec 05, 2020

Zoo in a zoo.

What differences?

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Politics › Re: Goodluck Jonathan: We Are In Trouble, Nigeria’s Unity Questionable by JoeEeL(m): 9:23am On Dec 05, 2020

Diplomatic way of saying "Nigeria as one is a failed experiment".

Lol. Jonabadman cool

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Celebrities › Re: Duncan Mighty: DNA Test Shows My Daughter, Mitchell Is Not Mine by JoeEeL(m): 7:49am On Dec 05, 2020

Lol. And you still call her 'my daughter'?

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