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 Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Oscar Ukonu: The Nigerian Who Can Draw Everything With Pen by JoeWendell: 1:19am On Jan 31, 2017 |
Cool, that banky w's drawing got me claping my hands non stop  |
| Gaming › Re: PS 2 Gurus In De House Pls Help! by JoeWendell: 12:53am On Jan 31, 2017 |
ELShehzad:Maybe you sent second software games into your flash, and your ps wasn't converted with a second software. |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 12:19am On Jan 31, 2017 |
fluxmind:Sorry, corrected it already |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 12:17am On Jan 31, 2017 |
fluxmind:Blackout series is like a virtual match arena, just the way they had warcraft in the old days, now we have blackout. Am down with it, create a thread for it. |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 12:13am On Jan 31, 2017 |
fluxmind:What's the date? |
| Gaming › Re: What's The Most Challenging Game You've Ever Played? by JoeWendell: 12:07am On Jan 31, 2017 |
It has to be Resident evil |
| Rap Battles › •°• Complete Massacre : Fluxmind Vs Souloho19 •°• by JoeWendell(op): 11:33pm On Jan 30, 2017*. Modified: 12:22am On Jan 31, 2017 |
Fluxmind vs Souloho19 Voting Criteria : Opener - 1 point Rhymes - 2 points Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points Punchlines - 3 points Flow - 1 point Personals - 2 points Wordplays - 2 points Closer - 1 point Rules - 8bars - Deadline is 8pm, saturday 4th February 2017 - Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date. - No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling. - No complaining about votes. - A no show attracts a ban. - No unnecessary comments - No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof. - Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong. - If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over. - NO argument with established vets OR voters. - Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that. - Only vets and regular section posters are allowed to vote. Goodluck!!! |
| Rap Battles › Re: •°• Blackout : Nastynic Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell(op): 11:09pm On Jan 30, 2017*. Modified: 11:25pm On Jan 30, 2017 |
Vote closes 12 tonight |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 11:00pm On Jan 30, 2017 |
souloho19:Hahah, Your thread will be ready soon, You have 4 days to script. Don't bring wack nonsense, else I will ban you |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:19pm On Jan 30, 2017 |
blessedmarshal:alright, wish you success |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:12pm On Jan 30, 2017 |
| Rap Battles › Re: •°• Blackout : Nastynic Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell(op): 10:08pm On Jan 30, 2017 |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:05pm On Jan 30, 2017 |
nastynic:respect boy. Am happy you know its a bodybag! souloho19:Sharrap, its a bodybag!  |
| Rap Battles › Re: •°• Blackout : Nastynic Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell(op): 4:01pm On Jan 30, 2017 |
Hahahah, More votes n:ggas |
| Rap Battles › Re: •°• Blackout : Nastynic Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell(op): 12:46pm On Jan 30, 2017 |
| more votes please Emaprince Ibime Airmark Coogar Giyazz Glacierz Jason21 Guykhena Limerick Kr0ne Ksslib Captainflash Elymaxiimus YoungDaNaval Obainojazz Dj5naira Jigsawkillah ZachHugo Geoxpress Gottoboy Sosiqdude Liricyst Obesemf Sinizia Dklef Heywhizzy Iceskidd Hydrog3n Whiz10 Kineticist Paayne Mrkang |
| Rap Battles › Re: •°• Blackout : Nastynic Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell(op): 9:50pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
nastynic: |
| Rap Battles › Re: •°• Blackout : Nastynic Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell(op): 9:42pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
Hmm Nasty thumbs up, you try small Your votes ninjas: Emaprince Ibime Airmark Coogar Giyazz Glacierz Jason21 Guykhena Limerick Kr0ne Ksslib Captainflash Elymaxiimus Funlordjnr YoungDaNaval Obainojazz Dj5naira Jigsawkillah ZachHugo Geoxpress Gottoboy Sosiqdude Liricyst Obesemf Sinizia Dklef Heywhizzy Iceskidd Hydrog3n Whiz10 Kineticist Fluxmind Paayne Mrkang 1 Like 1 Share |
| Rap Battles › Re: •°• Blackout : Nastynic Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell(op): 8:16pm On Jan 29, 2017*. Modified: 8:43pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
I put myself up against Nasty, you should know I have a killing Plan it ought to be an easy win battling someone who is half a weakling man who's addicted to liking my sh:t, the b:tch is more like my freaking stan I'll have him giving blows to niggas, tied to a roof top, its less bondage fetish . . .he's more like a ceiling fan Its all lies from this sham rubbish raps, outdated crap, even when he spits afar, no new lines from this stans I'll barbecue his neocortex , have a giant take his sight with his plans Seeing is believing right? This fool will remain a doubting thomas since cyclops already took the only eye of this Man! You think this punk cool with the bars? nah! he nothing but a dumb fool with the scar And my punches will own kill and 'die nasty' like and ancient emperor. . I'll storm his home, make his pops elope, and make him run too a place afar if he stops, I'll give him 60 shots like a drunk dude in a bar! I'll burn his organs with magic portions bring a snake to the match, to get this bandit tortured I'll beat the ground three time before I kill this Nasty orphan one turn, the viper hits your neck. . Like Randy orton Its ok to bust in tears, when I whoop you here, am the guy that slay foes with the powers I got in shilloh. . I'l destroy the negro, and whatever the ape throws I have broken him down piece by piece, and now he is a dead hoe I already owned and win nas like David oyedepo When we in the ring, I'll do a moonsault. .wild diver/ I'll give him the world strongest slam, this dude's known wild fighter Hold straight grapple, turn him upside down, show a good old smile. .after am just taunting the crowd. . nasty's brains will be all over the ring once I hit that tombstone Pile driver! I'll cut off your reproductive organ, and men will laugh you scatter you'll become a haemaphrodite, my pens will crash tha Maga I'll replace your d:ck with a bird, when joe talks. women will start ta jagga You'll have a talking bird as your Private . . . . penguins of Madagascar This is where the map bends and this rat ends . I'll split you in two make you half men sodomise you with blades have you smashed then throw you into a crescent moon so you can meet your sharp end! 4 Likes 1 Share |
| Rap Battles › Re: •°• Blackout : Nastynic Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell(op): 7:51pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
| Rap Battles › Re: •°• Blackout : Nastynic Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell(op): 10:09am On Jan 29, 2017*. Modified: 8:37pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
. Nastynic, oya come post. You have until midnight to post your verse, else you will be reported to the mods And you will cop a ban for violating the rule!  |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 9:14am On Jan 29, 2017 |
nastynic:Fool!! Today you shall die from excess punches to the head! fluxmind:Who else? 1 Like |
| Investment › Re: "My Name Is MMM, I Am A Ponzi Scheme" - Brian Jonah Dennis by JoeWendell: 11:23pm On Jan 28, 2017 |
Well, who has ears let them hear. MMM is bullocks, and the earlier ye all greedy blind humans see it. The better fo ye all, I just hope, I won't be coming with an ambulance to pick ye all stuborn hags refusing to listen. Its joe from Cnn News Be warned |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 10:14pm On Jan 28, 2017 |
fluxmind:Don't question my authorities boy |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by JoeWendell: 9:39pm On Jan 28, 2017 |
Fluxmind and Nastynic Why una dey derail that thread? You want to cop a ban abi? |
| Rap Battles › Re: •°• Blackout : Nastynic Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell(op): 6:15pm On Jan 28, 2017*. Modified: 10:21am On Jan 29, 2017 |
Well! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the moment you've all been waiting for, A showdown between two punchline hero's on the first ever Episode of the Blackout series live here in Nairaland. Featuring a rookie textbattler, who has a way of making nothing look like everything, and a vet eating Tyrannosaurus who has dominated the likes of Fluxmind and Kidpaku with crazy metaphors and out of this world punchlines Ladies and gentlemen I present to you!! The first Ever BLACKOUT series! Nastynic : he is yet to record a battle here in this platform, this should be his first, nevertheless that hasn't stoped him from killing glads, we have seen him do it over and over again in the two lines to diss thread, Here is a flashback of what Nasty can do : When nic rides,just know guns clap quick/ just a red alert! Niggas should better learn escape tactics/ Joewendell : He is also a newbie is this section, that has acquired the mixed skills of Ibime and streetwise, a vet eating Tyrannosaurus, with crazy punching skills, He is a product of detriot, a result of 24 hours banging between lil kim and royce d 5'9, joe has recorded two battles in this section, and he completely destroyed his opponents, he has showed his lyrical prowess in more than one occasion, well with all said and done, Ladies and gentlemen, this is what joe can do: this s•x starved doofus, doesn't know I've tammed his sis he's a v°rgin b:tch, its not his fault, cos I blame his pr:ck but the douche bag, continues to claim its thick the only time the doofus, went close to fork with that Lazy stick is when I spelled kid backwards and it became a dik!! if he claims heavyweight, I will knock the clone even his fans knows he is weak and blunt like smoke he drop s creative and heavy punches? . .this wacko is not that dope cos all his touch light , like that old Nokia phone All said and done folks, Grab your popcorns and come occupy the frontseats, trust me folks this aint the type of battle, you wanna hear from gossips. BLACKOUT presents to you - Nastynic Vs Joewendell Where my keys at? |
| Rap Battles › Re: •°• Blackout : Nastynic Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell(op): 6:15pm On Jan 28, 2017 |
Checks. . Nic wanna post tonight? |
| Investment › Re: "My Name Is MMM, I Am A Ponzi Scheme" - Brian Jonah Dennis by JoeWendell: 3:41pm On Jan 28, 2017 |
Sovet:What nonsense? Why are you people so light headed? You choose to believe lies, and stay blind to the truth! You've been warned severally and The truth is in front of you, well I pray you realise what MMM is, before it sucks you dry! Cos I would hate to see you headline cnn news, As the guy who drowned himself in your bathtub, all because MMM ruined your life, Have a blessed day. . And I pray you see the truth! |
| Investment › Re: "My Name Is MMM, I Am A Ponzi Scheme" - Brian Jonah Dennis by JoeWendell: 3:30pm On Jan 28, 2017 |
HENRY940:Decieve yourself |
| Investment › Re: "My Name Is MMM, I Am A Ponzi Scheme" - Brian Jonah Dennis by JoeWendell: 3:26pm On Jan 28, 2017 |
AccessME:When will you see the truth? When you've hung yourself after loosing millions abi? . |
| Celebrities › Re: Daniella Okeke Shares Sexy Photos Of Herself by JoeWendell: 12:15pm On Jan 28, 2017 |
Damn! That's some gorgeous arse! Op you aint lie. 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by JoeWendell(op): 10:44am On Jan 28, 2017 |
Iceskidd:I still don't understand how you didn't see any personals is this match  I should probably call you out and cremate your soul whiz10:Personals tie? |
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