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Christianity Etc › Re: Fr. Kelvin Ugwu: Wearing Trousers For Ladies Is Not A Sin by Johel(m): 10:34am On Aug 22, 2021
MrCover:
"Wearing trousers for ladies is not a sin. Paying tithe is not a ticket to heaven" - Nigerian Catholic priest advises people to emancipate themselves from falsehoods, Reports.

From The Information Gathered By , The Malawi-based Nigerian Catholic priest, Fr. Kelvin Ugwu has advised people to emancipate themselves from superstitious beliefs and certain falsehoods including ones surrounding paying of tithes.

According to the priest, wearing of trousers by women is not a sin and neither is paying tithe a ticket to heaven.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=362966101953881&id=100047214812954
Straight facts.
Travel › Re: South African Man Wakes Up To Find A Lion In His Yard by Johel(m): 7:08am On Aug 22, 2021
Testate:
Whites and their weird ways. This man is still calling this angry lion beautiful�.
They see good in everything that's why it's better there than here.
Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye's Wife, Anita, Files For Divorce As 7-Year-Old Marriage Crashes (Pix) by Johel(m): 4:59pm On Aug 20, 2021
EBMedia:
Paul Okoye's Wife, Anita Okoye Files For Divorce After 7 Years Of Marriage (Photo)



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2021/08/breaking-paul-okoyes-marriage-crashed-as-wife-files-for-divorce/amp/%3f__twitter_impression=true
They only Wana taste marriage without knowing what it's all about....waste of time,waste of everything,they even have kids,young growing ones at that,they couldn't think of their kids,Na divorce them reason....It's funny though,at the same time strange to me how these rich people reason atimes .
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Peter Nworie Chukwu Ordained For Abakaliki Catholic Diocese by Johel(m): 4:43pm On Aug 20, 2021
10mobile:
The night before the actual event held, a gala night was organized for the bishop-elect. During the session, he had the opportunity to meet the older bishops and familiarize with them.
What are they even discussing sef??�
Politics › Re: Yusuf Buhari's Wedding: Traffic Gridlock As Abuja Residents Complain (Video) by Johel(m): 4:34pm On Aug 20, 2021
micronut:
As President Muhammadu Buhari prepares to leave for his Son's wedding in Kano, residents have complained about unusual road gridlock due to one lane of the road being blocked.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzgRsLOi7Zg

Mr. President's son Yusuf Buhari is getting married to his wife to be, Zahra in Kano today at the Emir of Bichi's palace in Kano State.
Looking deep at this boy's face...he will be more mean and wicked than his father.
Properties › Re: Different Kinds Of People Found In Public Compounds by Johel(m): 1:22pm On Aug 20, 2021
Pinkie2018:
Many things always happens in public yard( face me I face you yard). Infact people in public yard behave more primitive and rash than people living in flats/rich people.
They always display these behaviours

1. There is always that brother that always change girlfriends like boxers

2. There is always that woman or man that likes trouble and has quarrelled with everyone in the compound and never cautions her kids from being noisy

3. There is always that couple that fight all the time and the whole compound will gather

4. There is always that brother or aunty that the whole neighbors gossip about.

5. There is always that one people that doesn't pay electricity bill on time

6. No week passes without two or more of the neighbors fighting and the rest will gather

7. There is always that brother that plays very loud music that disturbs the peace of the compound

8. Only one person usually have I-pass-my-neighbour-generator and when they on it, the whole neighbors will go plug their phones there.

9. Anything one person is cooking is always known to the whole neighbors because they cook in the corridors.

10. They are always having compound meetings etc��

Add yours if you know any pls
I'm number 1 but the most peaceful,I talk to no one,no friends,I just move like a ghost,but u see eh,pple for area dey see small man like me with different big babes daily,..they can only wonder cos I live a private life and mind my business...the other tenants are some idiotic creatures from the east,wicked noise makers...I hate dem all that's why I can't associate with em..
Celebrities › Re: Prince Kpokpogri Denies Leaked Audio Blasting Tonto Dikeh by Johel(m): 1:18pm On Aug 20, 2021
Bornsinner7:
Haters should let the relationship be!!!
It won't be...it will end in premium tears again...Toto should learn how to keep things private,but no,bizy body no go allow her.
Politics › Re: Police Officers Arrested By Edo Vigilante For Transporting Illicit Weed (Video) by Johel(m): 2:36pm On Aug 19, 2021
EBMedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1398294/police-officers-arrested-edo-vigilante-group-transporting-illicit-weed-photo-video/
That was how the bastardised police miscreants arrested me for weed and when in their custody I saw many weed they have smoked on the floor at one corner,I just shook my head,acted small drama and gave the fools 6k...Na Amala dem use am buy after hunger wan Kee their papa....Police officers will never die well I swear.
Romance › Re: Before You Cut Off That Friendship. by Johel(m): 11:53am On Aug 19, 2021
Toks2008:
I have lived for decades and i have had several friends .... I have had friends with very annoying manners but with an amazing heart of gold.

I have met ladies who are demonically stubborn but are loyal to the core, ladies who told me they can't date me but had stood by me come rain or shine...

I have met friends who act so arrogant but will always have my back whenever it is necessary ...people who do not have any money to give to me whenever I'm in need but their words of encouragement is worth millions.

The simple fact of life is that there is no need cutting off anyone from your life or consider them irrelevant to you at any point in time cos that person that drives you crazy might be the same person that will come through for you when you least expect...that person you feel is too poor to give you money might be the one that will link you with a life changing opportunity that will be worth more than all the money you have ever seen in your life...and the ex you are so angry with might still have a great impact in your life.

Appreciate everybody and be nice to them because there is something good and valuable in everyone we come across no matter how terrible we may think they are, even that tout you avoid so much might be the one that will save you from hoodlums tomorrow.
I like this...makes sense
Politics › Re: 2023: Who Fits The Bill Of Nigeria’s Ideal President? by Johel(m): 11:45am On Aug 19, 2021
joyairemiya:
https://independent.ng/2023-who-fits-the-bill-of-nigerias-ideal-president/
Imagine the fools being listed when vibrant Donald Duke can do better than these idiots....shows how backward and stagnant Nigerians reason...so sad.
Politics › Re: Glory Okolie Detained By IRT Officers (Pictures) by Johel(m): 9:41pm On Aug 18, 2021
abouzaid:
Glory Left Home June 17 And Never Returned; Found Cooking For IRT Officers

Nigerian Human Right activist and DG, Behind Bars Family Harrison Gwamnishu has revealed how 21 year old Miss Glory Okolie who enrolled for 2021 JAMB examination has been in police detention since 17th June, 2021 till date.

He said Miss Glory left the house and never returned but was found in the custody of IRT officers cooking and washing clothes for them.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=6708910092468237&id=100000479373538
God!!!....I hate Nigeria so bad that I can curse the day I was born here..Gosh!...what kind of failed system is this?.., government officials/officers so corrupt!,so wicked and so evil...just like they demons from the bottomless pit!!...I see all happening recently and I feel deep sadness,pain and agony...Like why??...WHY?!!!!!..Police doing their own,killing and brutalizing innocents,extorting,laying false allegations,Army,kidnappers,bandits,herdsmen, bokoharam,Banks stealing from customers and diverting funds, hospitals rejecting patients In critical conditions,giving silly excuses when there's emergency,billing outrageously even to the low, Power holdings bringing crazy bills,landlords being bias, sentimental,greedy and wicked to tenants, president being clueless surrounded by old hooligans as cabals....They Just go about displaying evil acts towards most fellow struggling mankind all for their selfish interests...Now ,how will such country grow or even smell progress when everyone is now seen as a thief,where there's hate, cruelty and injustice....it's a pity....I think the best now is for sensible youths to live a quiet peaceful life where nobody go put eyes for your body,because if dem put eyes for your body,dem fit do you strong thing,..Work,hustle quietly,make your money quietly and spend it wisely and quietly...Stop to dey Waka Waka too much also,Na for road something dey meet person...Your mental health is important,GUIDE IT!,since everyone is now mad in the shithole...May God help us.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Forced His Kenyan Girlfriend To Perform MouthAction On Him by Johel(m): 10:38pm On Aug 17, 2021
saphiere:
what has this gender not done to women?
Any woman who is against feminism needs her brain checked.
Guinea fowl...mteeew
Crime › Re: Touts: Untamed Monsters That Rule Lagos Roads by Johel(m): 8:37pm On Aug 17, 2021
Celebrities › Re: Tobi Bakre And Anu Oladosu Pre-Wedding Photos With Fiancee by Johel(m): 8:36pm On Aug 17, 2021
Abdulazeez99:
BBNaija reality TV star Tobi Bakre wowed his fans on Tuesday as he shared an amazing pre-wedding photo of himself and his fiancee Anu Oladosu, Igbere TV reports.

The 27-year-old TV presenter shared the photo on Instagram.



https://www.instagram.com/p/CSq0Zw6qvdG/?utm_medium=copy_link

Fellow celebrities like Adesuwa Etomi, Kemi Adetiba, Omawumi and Ebuka Obi-Uchendu congratulated him in the comment section of the post.
This one will just be flying everytime In pictures like Yoruba demon.
Nairaland General › Re: Man Shot And Killed A Snake That Entered His Living Room In Trindade And Tobago by Johel(m): 5:47pm On Aug 17, 2021
destiny35:
A Trindade and Tobago man killed a Python Snake found slithering inside his living room ceiling.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idg-Tst9Xvo
How did he get that gun?...shey I won't go and buy gun like this with the way this country is going sef.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri: What Is Happening In Nigeria Today First Happened In Afghanistan by Johel(m): 4:09pm On Aug 17, 2021
onthehill:
Reno Omokri has warned against the rehabilitation of Boko Haram fighters and bandits in Nigeria while pointing out that the same thing happened with the Taliban in Afghanistan, IgbereTV reports.

Reno stated that the rehabilitation of "so called repentant Taliban" by the Afghanistan government allowed them to act as spies and enemies from within and this allowed the Taliban fighters to take over the government.

Reno claimed that the same thing is happening in Nigeria and he added: "May Nigeria learn her lessons before it is too late."

He also wrote: "May Boko Haram not achieve same in Nigeria. May what befell Afghanistan not befall Nigeria."

Read his Instagram posts below.


https://www.instagram.com/p/CSpDb8blhF8/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link


https://www.instagram.com/p/CSpWmhcjzK-/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
I don't fear death,I fear nothing because life is meaningless...if Buhari like he should turn Naija to a terror zone, I'm ready to kill enough if they come trying to kill me...I will kill till the Devil gives me an award...They think gun is the ultimate weapon,....courage and bravery is the greatest weapon and I will use that on any terror.
Properties › Re: No Drainage: How Can I Report My Landlord To Lagos State Government? Pls Help! by Johel(m): 4:05pm On Aug 17, 2021
Sill001:
Pls help, how can I report my landlord to the Lagos State government as soon as possible?

Location is Ikotun.

I'm just tired of wicked Lagos landlords.

I paid close to N200,000 for the house, but later discovered that all the water used in bathing in the bathroom does not flow out, no drainage. The water is being soaked by the wall. The walls are soaked. My properties are spoiling already because of the too much dampness of the walls and floor. 

He promised to do it but he will never do it, because I discovered that's his usual style, to collect money and disappear. All the tenants are tired of his wickedness. 

The dangerous thing here is that the whole house is a duplex and it's upstairs (decking) with many flats upstairs but I stay downstairs, so it's very very dangerous for me because of the walls in my room soaking water continuously, which can collapse anytime. All the bath water and washing water goes to the foundation of the building. No draining. It's a very risky place I'm staying and with likelihood of collapse any moment. 

Not only that, the outstanding NEPA bill I later discovered for the whole house is currently over N200,000. He refused to sort it out and we have been paying for the old bill which we never used, yet our light would trip off within 3 days even after paying a lot of money, up to 15k or 20k at times, because of the outstanding bill. 

For the drainage, which is my major concern, he kept delaying and giving excuses and promises for the past four months I packed in, but when he ran out of lies, he just told me yesterday on the phone that he will never do the drainage. And during inspection, this kind of thing is not possible to detect it because it's not possible for you to bath and see whether water is flowing through the drainage during house inspection. 

He even boasted that he will never do it and that I should do my worst. Very wicked and irresponsible old man. 

Pls how can I report him to the Lagos State government? To avoid building collapse. To compel him to do it because of the safety of my life.

Pls help. Thanks.
Get all facts together and hire a lawyer to spoil his life.
Politics › Re: FFK: If You Supported Biden, Pray That Boko Haram Don't Take Over Nigeria by Johel(m): 4:03pm On Aug 17, 2021
onthehill:
Afghanistan: "If You Supported Biden, Pray That Boko Haram, ISWAP Don't Take Over Nigeria''- FFK

Former Aviation Minister, Femi Fani-Kayode, has asked Nigerians who supported President Joe Biden during the US presidential elections to start praying that Boko Haram and ISWAP members don't come knocking on the gates of Abuja or take over Nigeria, just as the Taliban have taken over the reins of affair in Afghanistan, IgbereTV reports.

In a post shared on his Instagram page, FFK stated that the US President should have opted for ''tactical withdrawal'' of US forces in Afghanistan instead of the "capitulation he embarked upon."

He claimed that such a thing would never have happened, if former U.S. President, Donald Trump was still in power.

His post reads;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CSpvMomjtNR/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
This FFK should shutup his gutter mouth and face his many wives..
Politics › Re: Umahi: There Is Nothing Like Unknown Gunmen, The Killers Are Our People by Johel(m): 4:02pm On Aug 17, 2021
Business › Re: Which Business Can I Invest With N350K To Make N10K Profits Daily? by Johel(m): 2:42pm On Aug 17, 2021
IWillRiseAgain:
Hi everyone!

Please which business can I invest N350K and make up to N10K profits everyday? The location is Lagos.

I'll appreciate multiple suggestions apart from POS business.

Thank you!

Mods please treat as urgent and move to frontpage.
Food business...get 3-4 small girls from your village...get them accommodation and start the food business...people eat everyday and can pay any amount for a plate provided the food is super delicious and environment is clean and very relaxing..
Romance › Re: Is It Right For A 30-Year-Old Man To Date An 18-Year-Old Girl? by Johel(m): 2:38pm On Aug 17, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

That is like 12 years
Can you tolerate her chidish attitude...

Although all females behave like babies..whether young or old...

But this 18 year old will be worse

Anyway....let me grab my weed while I read comments
Apart from banging pussy, smoking weed, drinking alcohol and bombing....a real niggarrr should always seek for knowledge especially on issues that seems to be above or rather beyond his comprehension
Will love to smoke weed and chill with you someday...Damn niggur!,your head is Dia!
Celebrities › Re: Nengi Poses With Her Backside And Range Rover SUV (Photo) by Johel(m): 5:02pm On Aug 16, 2021
jaybenugo:
Young And Getting It: Nengi Flaunts Her Backside And Her Range Rover SUV (Photo)

Big Brother Naija star, Nengi Hampson posed with her newly-acquired Range Rover vehicle and she shared the photo on her Instagram handle, IgbereTV reports.

She captioned the photo;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CSmYLX_NhqM/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Olosho
Politics › Re: Toll Gates: Stop Inflicting Hardship On Nigerians PDP Tells APC by Johel(m): 5:01pm On Aug 16, 2021
Grace001:
Anything to inflict hardship and suffering on Nigerian masses is Buhari led government agenda. The unfortunate part of it is that Nigeria masses enjoy the suffering, and they smile while they suffer
PDP should just shutup!!...party wey don die since 2015...if not for their 16years of idiocy will APC be given a chance to change Nigeria from bad to worse?...from worse to next level of bad,worse worst!!...Tueh tueh!!
Romance › Re: Ekpe Akpove: I’m Happy To Marry 2 Wives - 34-Year-Old Delta Fish Farmer (Video) by Johel(m): 4:46pm On Aug 16, 2021
jaybenugo:
A 34-year-old fish farmer, Ekpe Akpove from Igbide in Isoko South Local Government Area of Delta State married two wives on Saturday, August 14.

The traditional ceremonies took place at the respective homes of the brides. A wedding reception is held at the groom's father’s compound.

Below is a video of the wedding ceremony.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlASk1Az4H4

Speaking to the Punch Akpove said he met his first wife, Okoro Oghenekomeno in 2008, the second one, Maro in 2010 and has been dating them since then.

Read below.



https://punchng.com/im-happy-to-marry-two-wives-same-day-34-year-old-delta-farmer/
Correct man...I got two lovers also...the first one doesn't know about the second but the second knows about the first ...I love em both equally though,the first one gives me genuine love and faithfulness,the second one gives me positive vibes,both are machines on bed.....I love dem die and I think I will love to marry dem both too.
Family › Re: If You Are Struggling So Hard And Money Hasn't Come, Get Married by Johel(m): 6:43pm On Aug 15, 2021
Raalsalghul:
This is absolute nonsense!

If I hustle for money and it doesn't come, then I'll remain unmarried rather than breeding kids who might turn out to be potential Boko Haram recruits.

Look into the background of rich people, 85% of them are from upper middle class/wealthy families who can properly lay the foundation for their success later in life. The remainder 15% from humble families are more like outliers/exceptions.

Nobody should come at me with that loneliness bullshit because I know my take is extreme.

My parents made that mistake, I won't! angry
We on the same page.��
Politics › Re: Nigeria Going Back To 1980 – Sanusi by Johel(m): 9:06am On Aug 15, 2021
Christianity Etc › Re: RCCG Pastor Danjuma Tafa-Balewa Dies Of COVID-19 Complications. - IDOMA VOICE by Johel(m): 7:51am On Aug 15, 2021
owukpa:
https://www.idomavoice.com/2021/08/breaking-pastor-danjuma-tafa-balewa-of-rccg-cornerstone-parish-okota-is-dead.html
The church is just a stone throw to my house,Ago round about before Cele...yeah I noticed something wasn't cool there for sometime now,I noticed the unwanted grasses growing in the premises which is unusual,I noticed it's mostly lonely also,maybe it's because I don't pass there on Sundays though,but I knew something was wrong...May his soul RIP.
Romance › Re: Babes Who Date Yahoo Boys How Do You Feel by Johel(m): 7:46am On Aug 15, 2021
Chuky7:
Like the topic states how do you feel

Am only asking to see from the female perspective. I have female friends and the reaction am getting is mixed. some of them know some don't. those who know some are okay as far as say you can get her the latest some dont just care like wetin concern me na me do the fraud kind of attitude. I only know a few who were very critical of that kind of work.

So please share your views what's your state of mind dating or marrying one of them.
Girls that date yahoo boys are mostly brainless Sows/pigs,they become a puppet as if the yahoo boy use their brains to do money ritual....The only thing they can boast of is an iPhone and drug abuse..
Romance › Re: What's The Best Way End A Relationship Without Hurting Your Partner? by Johel(m): 7:37am On Aug 15, 2021
eazzzy1:
Even your next relationship will end up been boring after a while, if your partner doesn’t give you problems just enjoy the boredom or find a way to make things spicy. You can’t rely on a girl to make the relationship fun, that’s a man’s responsibility.
So the babe will just be there like muntula?,her job will be only to spread legs Abi?...Una go just open mouth waaaaaa!!....Anybody fit make relationship interesting,anybody can put more effort,it's about the Amount of things we can do for love and also interest....Why should anyone even rely on another to make a relationship interesting??,then what's the point of the relationship in the first place when it's not mutual?...The vibe must correspond so it won't be like one is draining the other....Relationship suck though, friendship is key.
Romance › Re: What's The Best Way End A Relationship Without Hurting Your Partner? by Johel(m): 7:28am On Aug 15, 2021
SteffNikky:
When my previous relationship was getting boring I decided to end it without hurting him .....��after breaking up with him that's when I realized I can't stay without him ��
Now am hurt and heartbroken....I don't know what to do bcus he's seeing someone nowww...
U lost a rare gem...just like my married exs always Wana come back to me because their husbands ain't treating em nicely like I did in da other room grin grin
Romance › Re: What's The Best Way End A Relationship Without Hurting Your Partner? by Johel(m): 7:25am On Aug 15, 2021
Pumpumking:
end wot? If u end relation ship ...were will u find pucccccy sir? angry
Lol...p*ssy is everywhere my dear,even some of our female friends can't wait to have our cassava,Na we just lock up cos men dey hustle for money and not p*ssies..
Romance › Re: What's The Best Way End A Relationship Without Hurting Your Partner? by Johel(m): 7:22am On Aug 15, 2021
BadRadio:
Is there a perfect approach to end a relationship without hurting a partner?

Maybe the relationship gets too boring often or perhaps u both are not compatible in anyway or perhaps u both want desame thing but in different ways and style.

Maybe u care about this person but u dont want to hurt their feeling and you know it is best that u both parted ways.

How do u go about it?
Just ghost and careless....kill or be killed.

In life,you will surely have ones that will hate you and say otherwise about you either u do good or not,if you haven't hurt someone,someone will hurt you...Aim peace of mind.

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