₦airaland Forum

seunmsg:
Wow! Congratulations Oloye Akin Alabi. From Nairaland to Nairabet and now national assembly. Very encouraging trajectory.

noblealuu:
. Okay, what's the cost of very healthy calf, transport fare etc...so I would plan in advance.

noblealuu:
Yea brohh

noblealuu:
Hello people, pls let's revive this thread.

merahki:
The tests will be cheaper at the UPTH
I am sure of this
May everything turn out well for you
Cheers

DonPikko:
which large Heart?, as anyone testified to his goodness?, that guy is talking about imaginary money, don't be fooled

Ifakiland:
So I just got an unexpected alert from my former place of work, an error of some sort I don't know, about 200k (a month salary)....I'm happy, but I don't really need the money that much at the moment, given my gf 50k out of it and I Wuld love to give anoda 50k to anoda person in need of it for school fees or project....maybe I Shuld just do it 10k to 5 people, but den what can 10k do...50k to one person is perfect...lemme know ur needs and I'll send to who sounds real.

adisabarber:
In USA a man spent 30 years in prison even though he had witnesses to prove he was at a party in another state when the crime was committed.

lakesider:
Nigerian youth are very very very lazy .... even in advanced countries , company folds up and no one blame the president ,, company fail because of bad management and not bad government .... there will always be economic failure in all countries , only good management can save your business , that s why some company have lived for hundred yers irrespective of government .

Kelvin30286063:
Where is the beautiful!?

Meanwhile, you should check out what Dutch prime Minister did that made everyone clap for him. You probably can't do that if you're in his position.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWTXOVNAwnM

rentAcock:
10 Years ago, I met a guy in Mile 2 Lagos claiming to have a Time Machine for sale. The guy was wearing a Brooklyn Nets cap with an Iwobi Nigerian Jersey with the number 18 but nobody looked his way nor did they even know what he was selling. As a person who've watched several sci-fi movies like Back To the Future, Groundhog Day, The Terminator, Austin Powers movies etc I was interested and I approached him. I'm an avid basketball fan and I know back then, Brooklyn didn't have a basketball team while Alex Iwobi was probably just 12 years old and definitely not playing for th super eagles. But as of today, Brooklyn has a basketball team and Iwobi is a starting player for the Super eagles.

I asked him about this big clunky stuff he was selling and he told me it was a time machine but he wants to get rid of it. I thought it was funny and I asked him how much it was, he said N10,000 but we agreed to N500. Honestly i just thought the guy was homeless and in need of money. Fast forward 3 years later, the New Jersey Nets relocated and become known as the Brooklyn Nets, man I freaked out because I could remember clearly that guy had a Brooklyn Nets hat which i thought was probably Aba made at the time. Then in 2015, Alex Iwobi joined the Nigerian national team that was when it dawned on me that I had met a time traveller and did not know it. But of course I was still skeptical, but in 2016, I decided to test out this time machine during the US elections and I was only able to travel 24hrs into the future, so I waited until election day Nov 8th and I could vividly see CNN announcing Donald J Trump as the President Elect and people were in shock. When I returned back to present time, I thought it was just a bad dream as there was no way Trump could defeat Clinton, well the time machine was right.

So enough with the long tales. I tried out my Time travel machine this morning and you won't believe it, Nigeria beat Croatia 1-0. It was like a mirage, I think the machine is getting rusty because I can see and feel things around me but everything is a bit blurry, even though people can see me, they say I appear like a hologram. Anyway let's see if this time machine proves true one more time, although I don't plan to use it often because I notice I get migraine, blurred vision, nausea and vomiting. Traveling at the speed of light does mess up your body. If the result turns out to be right, I will sell all my father's properties, liquidate my assets and empty my bank account and make a killing sport betting the next game.

jusRadical:
People are really suffering in this country. Yes oooo

Many are poor though they work hard and have good business ideas, no capital to start, even the smallest of the capitals. True

Many use the kerosene lamps till today.

soberdrunk:
First things first!!! 5k suya and like 6-9 bottles of gulder will first go down from the 'extra money', then me and the manager will chat on whatsapp for like 2-3 days, then they will send the hottest lady in their branch to come and convince me why i should return the money, if i am truly convinced i will return 1m...........

jusRadical:
He might even be at Abule Egba, while forming USA.

jusRadical:
What is the per capita income of the USA compared with that of Nigeria?

What social security does Nigeria offer her citizens?

Are their food stamps and school loans for Nigerians?

What is the poverty level