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HealthRe: Update On My Sister's Leg Injury 2 Years Later by Jokescity(m): 1:11pm On Jan 14, 2024
I LIKE HER COURAGE....GIVE THAT LEG SOMETIME TO HEAL.....I BET SHE WILL START WALKING AGAIN.
RomanceRe: Now That You Have Decided To Get Married... by Jokescity(m): 1:06pm On Jan 14, 2024
THANKS FOR THE PIECES BOSS.
RomanceRe: " Two Things You Cant Do For Love" by Jokescity(m): 12:54pm On Jan 14, 2024
[b][/b][quote author=codedgalaxy post=127933826]Two things i can never do for my partner are,
1) give a head job,
~Sorry dear, i know you are sweet, but you see my tongue aint going into no dark alley.
2) kneel to beg.
~ sorry love but there is only one person i can take a knee for, and thats my God.
except you can provide my next oxygen lol.
I rather be found in a hospital than be found doing those two things, thanks.
.
Whats yours?[/quote
1.give my woman head is a NO for me
2.still beg her when shes WRONG.
CelebritiesRe: Merit Gold Blasts Prince Kpokpogri: "I Curse The Day You Met Me" by Jokescity(m): 9:40am On Dec 22, 2021
Bigggloadofcum:
grin

I laugh cuz it's funny how these women expect a wild p*ick to be domesticated.

Kpokpogrigri like most other men have made a covenant with their creator that as much as strength lies in them and blood could still flow down their poles, they'd satisfy as many women who would come craving.

Men are polygamous. Women who knows this fact already have peace pro max. Those screaming woof woof are still in denial.

And forget what we say before we cum. Truth is, we don't mean 89% of those. The real truth comes after we cum. A wise man said and I quote... "anytime I cum, I come to my senses."
U be clown
CelebritiesRe: Merit Gold Blasts Prince Kpokpogri: "I Curse The Day You Met Me" by Jokescity(m): 9:40am On Dec 22, 2021
U be clown quote author=Bigggloadofcum post=108711002] grin

I laugh cuz it's funny how these women expect a wild p*ick to be domesticated.

Kpokpogrigri like most other men have made a covenant with their creator that as much as strength lies in them and blood could still flow down their poles, they'd satisfy as many women who would come craving.

Men are polygamous. Women who knows this fact already have peace pro max. Those screaming woof woof are still in denial.

And forget what we say before we cum. Truth is, we don't mean 89% of those. The real truth comes after we cum. A wise man said and I quote... "anytime I cum, I come to my senses."[/quote]
RomanceRe: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating? by Jokescity(m): 10:16pm On Oct 21, 2021
dragnet001:
You've probably never worked in a hotel. They do give shower caps, especially in the production department.
Are u for real
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Is This Company Real? by Jokescity(m): 6:17pm On Oct 21, 2021
Yes the address is correct but don't know abt the company if it's genuine or not... Just becareful Sha.
egokanwa:
Thanks bro. They seems to be a recruitment firm registered in March 2021. I don't know if anyone have attended interview with them before. I actually applied for the position of a procurement officer but the invite I got is scanty. I have been trying to ask people that know ikoyi very well if such area is existing but have not really gotten responds.

My people abeg, helep me touchlight am well.

Thank you.
SportsRe: During Your Childhood, Who Was Your Football Idol? by Jokescity(m): 10:01pm On Oct 19, 2021
Flamees:
Ronaldinho
Egard David was mine,,, with his customized sunshade
SportsRe: During Your Childhood, Who Was Your Football Idol? by Jokescity(m): 10:00pm On Oct 19, 2021
[Seedorfquote author=Jokescity post=106887149][/quote]
SportsRe: During Your Childhood, Who Was Your Football Idol? by Jokescity(m): 9:59pm On Oct 19, 2021
Vinnie2000:
Watching Football as kids was Fun! Emotions attached were not that strong!
Most only watched out for Goals and the Star Players!
Players like Rashidi Yekini, JJ Okocha, Michael Owen, David Beckham, Gabriel Bastituta, Luis Figo, Zinedine Zidane, Didier Drogba, etc..
These are Too Players Kids idolized Way back!!

So Who's Yours?Seedorf

MINE IS
SUNDAY OLISEH..(can't forget his France 98 Bullet) cheesy
HERNAN CRESPO OF INTER MILAN
THIERRY HENRY OF ARSENAL.. cool
FoodRe: This Breakfast I Gave My Husband by Jokescity(m): 4:58pm On Aug 08, 2021
fati2001:
what's this?
sacrifice.... God forbid
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Traveling Is My Hobby..i Want A Job That Entails Traveling. by Jokescity(m): 10:27am On Jul 27, 2021
FrankGenius79:
Am a graduate of Business administration and management. I have a 2nd class upper, smart and intelligent. I like traveling and have decided to go for a job that entails traveling. Jobs like a public relations executive, Corporate Business representative, etc..A job that will enable me travel, achieve company objectives, come back and deliver reports, move again to another project. I want to work while doing what I love.
so, that u can have time to do your Iranu abi?
PoliticsRe: Next President Must Be From South - Southern Governors Agree by Jokescity(m): 7:02pm On Jul 05, 2021
Dosun006:
I charge $250 For Coaching on Hw2 TraDe FOREX $ CRYPTO Profitably, But I Want To TeaCh few Pple for FREE now as my payback to the society. And also guide you for FREE on how to Invest Profitably in the forex market by leveraging it on Professional fx traders (plz note the minimum Investment is $200)

DM me on Whatsapp +234-81851-14221 and let's get started.
God punish u and ur forex trading... Ewu!!!
PoliticsRe: Lawan Gives ₦100m To Zainab Algoni Abdulwahid, His New Wife - Sahara Reporters by Jokescity(m): 12:37pm On Jun 28, 2021
Islie:
Senate President, Lawan Gifts Newly Wedded Wife N100m As National Assembly Building Deteriorates




https://saharareporters.com/2021/06/26/exclusive-senate-president-lawan-gifts-newly-wedded-wife-n100m-national-assembly-building
Haaaaaa!!!! Eyin Blogger Blogger. I tuale for una
PoliticsRe: Oyo Speaker, Adebo Ogundoyin Is Engaged (Pictures) by Jokescity(m): 6:33pm On Jun 27, 2021
Jokescity:
Rip English Grammar
Rip English Grammar
PoliticsRe: Oyo Speaker, Adebo Ogundoyin Is Engaged (Pictures) by Jokescity(m): 6:33pm On Jun 27, 2021
Rip English Grammar
kenzysmith:
Why is the ugly ladies getting married and the beautiful once hanging? I guess chidima ojukuwu has given me a hint
CareerRe: Do I Need A Degree To Become An HMO Officer? by Jokescity(m): 5:47pm On Jun 21, 2021
Let me wait for the elders
EducationRe: I Am Working With A Psycho Please Help by Jokescity(m): 4:44pm On Jun 03, 2021
Tihmmyg50:
I am a 400l student of a technology university, Doing my internship in a supermarket as the IT OFFICER in that supermarket. but the sales girl is a completely RUDE GIRL. she's pretty with bad leg(structure), but she's really rude. She want to be forming i met her there whereas I'm her superior due to the position hold. it has been really hard looking away, please HELP, what can I do to enjoy the rest of my stay.
just shut her mouth up with ur gbola.... She go respect u die
RomanceRe: My New Boyfriend Is Already Hinting For Sex by Jokescity(m): 7:44am On May 31, 2021
DDayve:
Most times, when a man goes for a woman, he is after sex. Only in rare cases will a man see a woman for the first time and already decides to marry her. He may demand sex too early and stil be the best man you would ever want. What happens on the long run is what determines if both of you will marry. If you like him, allow him. It's only after sex you would know if he is your man or not. Before sex, he is most likely faking it.
You ladies should start having strong mind like men too. Date him, sex him and observe his attitude. If his attitude shows he loves you, continue, if he doesn't, dump him for another guy.
for how long would she be jumping from one guy to the other? When toto come spoil who go bare the pain. Guy receive sense in the mighty name of Jesus
RomanceRe: Difficult Chatting With Girls These Days by Jokescity(m): 6:50am On May 31, 2021
CharisEleos:
Ni yin Sir.

Why are all of you getting upset by my comment as if i said something out of place.

You complain that girl's asked for money after chatting. What of you guys who the next thing is to ask her to visit your place for sex? U need a brain surgery

No, lets be truthful to ourselves, is that not what most of you ask for or am I not a girl? If the girl doesn't ask for money, you will ask for sex.

I'm not in any way holding brief for the girls that do such but I'm just telling you guys that you too have hidden agenda and ulterior motives when chyking a girl which makes the two of you. So stop coming here to paint the female folk bad like you are any better.

Most of you who have mentioned me to say one poo or the other, mind you, I'm old enough to birth you if I had a child immediately after my secondary education.
I'm only advising you as my children. So mind yourselves on here. 40 years is not a joke!

Shalom.
TravelRe: Boat Carrying 200 Passengers Break Into 2 In River Niger, Many Feared Dead by Jokescity(m): 11:13pm On May 26, 2021
CrimeRe: Lebanese Man In Jos Accused Of Making Porn Videos With Little Girls by Jokescity(m): 8:40am On May 15, 2021
levisco16:
I am in need of an Angel Investor

Hello, I am Levi. I have developed a proven strategy that provides 10%-20% profit of an initial capital, on a monthly basis.

I use proper Risk management . My daily target is In crumbs, in other to have minimal losses. Within a month interval, I end up having 10% - 20% profit.

That is, on a $1000 account, by month end it will be on $1100 minimum and maximum of $1300.

The gain might look insignificant, but it's in other to preserve the capital.

I trade Forex. You will create and have the account for yourself, while I trade. You own the passwords and details of the account. This way you can monitor the progress of the account and decide to close it, if you no longer wish to continue.
I will show you results if you need it.

You can also reach me via whatsapp on 07033135122.

Please am not a scammer, if you want to track me down, I can give you my details

I will provide you my full details and identity, if you request for it.
You can reach me through my whatsapp number
http:///+2347033135122

Thank you.
God punish u dere
HealthRe: Help! My Younger Brother Is Going Mad by Jokescity(m): 4:22pm On May 08, 2021
Momcherry:
cry

This is a very sad situation

May the healing hands of the Almighty God be upon them.
amen
RomanceRe: What If This Happens On Your Wedding Night? by Jokescity(m): 4:05pm On May 03, 2021
Casemiro:
They say on the wedding night, love will me made.


What if she is seeing her monthly visitor on her wedding night?

What will happen?

What should the man do?
the ponmo wey u don dey chop before the wedding night... Shiorr.
RomanceRe: She Asked Me If I Have A Girlfriend And My Reply was! by Jokescity(m): 3:49pm On May 03, 2021
Patrioticbreed9:
she no likee garanuti but she chopwam if e give cucumber o! waka from trans-amadi till biging brake dance awilo logumba o, baby make i give solid, make even miss shekpe and okro soup enwere-mite remite te te ... umu chineke eh! happiness is free! join me celebrate ! grin grin grin grin
what type of Indian helm u dey smoke
Christianity EtcRe: Deliverance Works When Everything Else Fails - My Personal Experience by Jokescity(m): 12:32pm On Apr 25, 2021
RuddyFusion:
But on Mount Zion there shall be deliverance, And there shall be holiness; The house of Jacob shall possess their possessions. - Obadiah 1:17 -

Earlier in the week, I created this thread where I talked about my experience working on multiply roles and asked other nairalanders doing same to share their expereince https://www.nairaland.com/6516467/share-experience-working-multiple-jobs

What i did not mention though is how i got those jobs and others i politely turned down.

It happened that just before COVID-19 wahala kicks in here, I had a protracted issue with my former employer, I tried resolving this dispute amicably, but when all failed i resigned. And almost immediately I got two job offers, one in Lagos that matched my last pay ( which was good pay ) and another outside Lagos that didn't.

As expected I accepted the Lagos one, was going to resume in about a week, when the first COVID-19 restrictions kicked in. I was told to hold on by my new employer, but then as the restrictions were further extended, this job was taken away throwing me back into job hunting mood.

I became applying for more jobs, days turn into weeks and weeks into months all I got were interviews, I got interviews sometimes 3 interviews in a day that I have to miss one or so that crashed with each other. The bad part of all these was that most of these interviews, i will go through the whole stage(s) to the point of meeting the CEO / MD of some of those firms and some of these interviews were with Intl businesses.

But I noticed a thread, at the end of each of these, they will be one excuse or one thing, and where I expect to land the job, the job won't just kick in. I reached out to some businesses that I have worked for in the past to follow up on some projects that will fetch money and all I got was excuses also.

Gradually I ran out of cash and frustration kicked in. Then I spoke to a deliverance pastor at Church, because of the COVID issue proper deliverance sessions haven't started, but they started praying with me by the side strictly for JOBS. At this point, I have three more interviews lined up ( Two were remote and the other one was a full-time role )

The deliverance restriction was lifted and I joined my Church deliverance program. Lo and behold few days after my deliverance program, the two remote ones made me an offer almost immediately with the same pay ( Good pay ), and the full-time one also made me an offer a WEEK later. I returned to the deliverance team with my offer letters and gave testimony in church the following Sunday

While at it one of the businesses that I worked for that I was pursuing over some projects, reached out to me themselves and told me that they are ready for business which is also remote making a third.

Two months into my new jobs, The one that took away theirs during COVID reached out to know if I'm still available to come now and start with them among others.

- Yes I have experience in what I do

- I work on my CV / Update it and tailor it to the roles I want to apply for.

- I also write persuasive COVER letters that highlight my key strength and what I will offer the organization I'm applying to.

But this is strictly the work of prayer and deliverance. Obviously, something was blocking me from going beyond my numerous interviews and deliverance cleared that for me.

I know some of us don't believe in God or prayer, and I won't fight those with that belive, but remember. HE IS ALWAYS THERE. and you will find HIM when you do so with all your heart..

"And ye shall seek me, and find me when ye shall search for me with all your heart". - Jeremiah 29:13 -

So have you noticed a pattern? are things don't seem to work out? Maybe it's time to try deliverance.

Happy Sunday To Us.... Yes he's a God that can do all things..... Anytime I looked back at my past situation. I always give him all the glory and honor.
RomanceRe: How Can I Quit Gambling? by Jokescity(m): 7:39am On Apr 21, 2021
Gamblingaddict:
I am a kinder lonely guy.

So any time I feel bored I visit bet9ja shops to play the virtual games. I have discovered that this gambling effect has made me lose lots of money and my job.


I actually lost a 400k loan on gambling which I haven't repaid!
U are a FOOL
RomanceRe: He Doesn't Pick Up My Calls When He's At Home by Jokescity(m): 7:36am On Apr 21, 2021
lilije:
I have been dating this guy for close to three months now. At first, we would talk and chat late at night but all of a sudden, he told me about his younger brother who just came back from school. Since then, he doesn't take or return my calls when he's home. He visits my place often but wouldn't want me to visit his. I have complained about his attitude but he has refused to change. I'm thinking of calling it a quit. Your candid advice please.
it's obvious u are his side chicks.... No doubt
RomanceRe: Implications Of Dating A Yahoo Boy's Ex-Girlfriend by Jokescity(m): 9:52pm On Apr 20, 2021
JackDaAlienz:
Hmmn
na real wa
HealthRe: Orimerunmu Community In Ogun Chokes Under Fumes From Yoyo Recycling Plant by Jokescity(m): 7:50am On Apr 18, 2021
Only in Nigeria
RomanceRe: How Can I Tell A Friend That She Has Strong Body Odor? by Jokescity(m): 7:25am On Apr 15, 2021
Ishilove:
When you said 'box', I was wondering if it was her box of clothes.

You are not serious
lolz.... Box of juice na kpekus now

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