₦airaland Forum

Maxymilliano:
I am still not convinced to stop smoking.

We are all going to die either way ... I mean what's the point of dying healthy


Lalasticlala

Stupid man,go and die.

IF I SLAP BOTH OF YOU.YOUR BRAINS GO RESET BY FORCE.common get inside go and read your books.Silly children wen nor know wetin life be.

Mykelslim:
Oga Peter...no allow us begin to dey look you smhow smhow ohhhh...

Bros you nor talk lie oh,I don dey use style dey look this guy somehow and anyhow like play,like play subconsciously

benpuzzy:
He married very early if that is his daughter.

Ay is almost 50years old in case you dont know,dont be deceived by Snickers.

My Friend go make money and see them rushing you,they see you too young but even at that show ambition to make money step into things that will make you great in the future and trust me they will flock to you in droves.

Are you for real,you took out a precious time to write this rubbish....is not your fault some are better left as lunatics.

midolian:
Sowore actually needs help..

This man contested election and lost like his party didn't appear on the ballot paper. After elections, he was accused by party members of massive looting of hard-earned campaign funds. This is the same person who wants to lead revolution.

The m0r0n even wants to set himself ablaze out of frustration...As we all know, suicide is a crime in the Nigerian constitution, so his arrest is in order. You never can tell how many m0r0ns like him would want to roast their skin for few days fame(which of course will come after death)...as the most common kind of followership we have in this country is blind followership.

I don't have a problem with his so called revolution but with the supporters of this revolution. Majority of his supporters are from the condemned end of the country and we all know whatever they support fails in the end..If you are really interested in a positive change, start from your various local governments and states. your local government chairmen and governors are busy shaping their present and future with what is meant to shape your present and future..and all you lots can do is to leave your states to settle in other people's states wherein you complain as if you were sold to them as slaves ...

...And when the government of the day tries to prosecute them, you guys flood social media with jargons as if the country belongs to the criminals you worship...it doesn't even stop there,..you guys even troop out in numbers chanting bunkums like "Our son is being witch-hunted", "Nigeria will burn if our son is not released and bla bla bla"...

Lastly to my misguided brothers from the condemned end, if you really care about this country, you would have thought about revolution when the drunk hat-man was in power, when he and his shapeless wife ran this country like it was a beer parlour...but No, you guys won't! because you benefitted from the rot in the system the most. Now that things are going back to normal, you are thinking revolution...

let's see how far you can go!

All said well aside from the last paragraph. Office work for women does not always translate to promiscuity a woman that wants to be faithful will be faithful so also is for men and come to think of it,I discovered that most promiscuous women are those more in business.Your opinion though as well as your wahala too.

GeoAfrikana:
As tall as you are, you no geh wife? Mtcheew.


I got married at 23. I don't understand why people just hype marriage. True, it's sensitive but this hype is just too much.

The money most people spend to maintain one yeye girlfriend is enough to live a happy life with your wife. The happiness and tranquility that marriage adds to your life is immeasurable.

Some people say they haven't found "the right person". You can't find the right person because you don't even have a definition of who is right for you. What's my own sef? Even at 40 some people are yet to have clearly defined goals and objectives for their life.

I don't need more than 1 week discussion and investigation with a woman to see if she fits my plan in life or not. I look for just four things; physical, IQ, religious inclination and plans for her future.

For physical, I don't have much requirement but I know I have a distaste for skinny women. Skinny I said not slim.

For IQ, the way she answers and asks question will tell you how brilliant she is (not). The main reason why I look at IQ is for my children.

For religion, i have one ultimate question. Don't ask me, I won't give you expo.

For objectives in life. I don't want a woman that wishes to do office job or government job. The promiscuity and temptations in those places is just too much. I want a woman that has entrepreneural skills and wishes to start something for herself even if it's little.

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millhouse:
govt is all about continuity, irrespective of your political acclimation. Imo state wasn’t created yesterday , thus u don’t expect him to start building bricks without straws. even when Jonathan handed over to Buhari ,despite a documented handover , it took him 5months to set sail because of the loopholes created by the previous govt , not to talk of a previous governor that didn’t prepare any hand over documents and just walked out of govt house , the governor doesnt know how much is in the state purse , who is withdrawing monies codedly without govt approval , who the state is owing , who has been issued payments ,what projects have been awarded but not financed or vis-versa , I mean comon, it’s like appointing you the MD of a bank and upon resumption , nobody can give you the financial position of the bank ( it’s netbook assets and liabilities ,cash @ hand , who the bank is owing , what investments are in ground , what projects are in pipeline etc) I mean explain to us how you are going to hit the ground running ?

Abeg dont mind these fools talking nonsense jare,their own is just talk,reason is most of them are tomatoes and peper sellers,they know nothing about corporate world.

In fact if those days are not cut short no flesh will be saved,but on account of the chosen ones those days will be short

I had similar case,I deferred though but couldn't resume as at the time I stipulated, so I had to go to my HOD with letter and proofs explaining why I could not resume, letter was deliberated on by members of the senate of the school and approval was given and I was recalled, so you can try this also.
Best of luck

[You surely make sense quote author=olujastro post=73000045]Omg!
This guy just wants to ruin the very fragile Nigerian economy by this singular action.
You can't float when the economy is still almost totally import dependent. Boost local production and export of certain goods that consume most of our fx, and then you initiate a float.

You can only attract short-term investors with a float. The same short-term investors will eventually take their money out when election comes because they don't trust the democratic stability of Nigeria and many African countries yet.

Build infrastructure and long-term investors will come in and set up industries in Nigeria. We have a huge market already.[/quote]

Airforce1:
Bobrisky got this creative way of writting that makes you want to read over and over again

I think that's one interesting part of him I like.


And as for Nina, don't be so ungrateful.

What do you mean Nina should not be ungrateful,what has the poor girl done to warrant being called a bastard CU's of common phone,am not a fan of Nina but than confused Homo sure deserves some kind of reply.

See buhari na don come everything turn upside down,in the last administration at least there was still a little hope but now the pressure is throwing even the rich out of the country. God save us

must you copy everything/Agbaya!

sinola:
so who will marry them....if guy get money,all those xters will be invisible

Please bring that transmitter,l want to transmit this transfusion confusion to the next transmission transmitter.All those in favour say "I",the I's have it.

I do not border much about the context of the write-up,but the organisation and articulation of facts got my attention.Did anyone else copy that?

Mhennnnn! the video mata now concern me,na the one when common Ghana come see Naija finish cus of Buhari na im just weak me.

Is only in PMB administration this happen sorry brother everyone writing hear is feeling PMB's pinch one way or the other....Am sorry i can't help,hope someone can help you out,but wait o,after paying the debtor how do you hope to feed your family?see gbese see wahala....SAI BABA

Psalmseen101:
Good Day Nairalanders'

I'm in need of your assistance urgently
I had went to places, meet with friends and families but none could help me on this. All they were saying is one story or the other, and this is the last place i could come to.
I'm in debt of the sum of #19,500
And because of this i had left home for the past three days wandering up and down the streets.
i can't go home any longer because my creditor is after me. I am ashamed of myself, i had missed my wife and children now i can't see them, i don't have phone to contact them,
I had to come to cyber cafe to beg for time in other to post this on Nairaland, hoping to see one or two Nairalander's who will bail me out of this mess.


you can contact me through my email: dsamsonbiz@gmail.com

United Bank For Africa (UBA)
2059905743

I am so sorry for disturbing your peace with my personal problem, but this is too much for me to bear. Kindly help me Nairalanders



If there is any kind of work that i can do in a very short period of time just to raise this money i will be glad also

In case you wish to see me, i wouldn't mind to show up

Thanks!


Pardon my English!

Oga Don Knacker keep Knacking o,until you knack all the children when you suppose to born finish, then you go knack yourself for head.

aljharem:
How many coren engrs can build a bridge? Lol no be Lebanese and co. The truth is that we have quack engineers in Nigeria. It is just title

And you sure know what you are saying,or what you were told?

freshboi88:
What do pls mean by he should not contest, if an me b buhari, even if I no wan contest bfre, because of all these nonsense talk, I go contest, wetin wan happen make e happen.

Secondly wht does he mean by set d stage for the youth to take power, is there NY law stopping the youth from taking power??....

What he should be asking is asking the president to restructure our political system.

Oga since you have you letter to write to about "restructuring of Naija politics" to Bubu why not write and stop picking on what someone else has written

Guy abeg go sleep,do you need to quote any fact and figure,u blind to see that those figures have no realistic impact on the citizenry before you fault it.mtchewww!

BabaAduras:
Can you read at all? If you can read, can you deduce facts from what you read?

If you doubt the facts and figures stated by the man, any reasonable lettered human needs to do counter with facts and figures.

sapele914:
May 2015 to December 2017 is that 3 years to you?no need to mince words with Losers,General Buhari is the President of Nigeria till 2023 and no Man can stop him,so you can cry a river, 2019 President Buhari will win the whole 36 States the 1stime in Nigeria whether by rigging or not will be accepted, even your homo god (atiku)'s local government will be swept,after thay you will die of High Blood Pressure, Nigeria will still move on with one less ignorant rodent to worry about.

Olodo i have little more to tell you,am sure if you take a sample of FOR and AGAINST on this thread you will no doubt know that you and your dullard are still leaving in a fools paradise..I will not wake you up till 2019.

coputa:
Try and get it right.Buhari inherited a damaged economy that is surving on life support propelled by the scavengers(PDP).(even when oil was sold for 100 dollars per barrel)
When,Buhari eventually came on board,everything became bare and glaring.A dead economy stared at hI'm.Buhari did not know where to start,he was confused.spiraling inflation,empty treasurydilapidated infrastructures etc.
Buhari greatest surprise now's that the same people that squandered the nations resources are now re grouping for a come back.who can stop these people.it's me and you,by re electing Apc,so that this government can sustain the little developmental stride she has taken so.we have to support a come back because if pdp happens to come back againI think this time nobody will be alive to tell the story.

Oga Sir stop making undue excuses for this dons,if your father starts given crap that his misfortune in life is as a result of your grandfather not performing what would you tell him. How much was a barel of oil when Obasanjo came to power in 1999 it was also between $16 and $28,what was the level of decadence he inherited from the military but can you equate his performance with this dullard? Buhari is a monumental failure lets accept it and move on to next chapter.

MdRabx:
I'm very shocked myself that somepeople criticize Buhari and this administration yet they re beneficiaries of either Npower, Youwin, the infrastructural projects going on in all the states except some States where the State governors re not responsible and credible, the School feeding program, the country economy is growing and boko haram has been reduced to its bearest minimum, the administration that don't associate or influence State elections example AnambraStateElection.. why re we too impatient in this country.. longlive Buhari and nothing can stop him from being re elected come 2019

Mr Man are you high or something is it those epileptic projects you are highlighting,do you recall the state of US when obama took over ,did it take him forever to turn things around,which patience after 3 years of economic slavery,is it when all Nigerians are 6 feet below before you realize you have a headache,we are suffering we can't bear it any longer tell Buhari to go Shikena!

Please can someone give me this dullard's personal number i need to reach him directly....Tell him that the so call 16 years of PDP reign we have never suffer this level of hardship,there is nothing more for him to redeem,thank you,e don do, we simply want you out let us worry about who next is coming but please just go first.thank you

oriakuna:
Lol..jus found out you are my brother

yea i understand what you mean.....u too na my sist make we relate na beep me numb

oriakuna:
Some men are just foolishly petty, thats how one bros broke off an engagement with me because i did parttime in the uni, he doesnt like my body cream he doesnt like my caller tune a list of lil unecessary 'doesnt likes',, of course i cried my eyes out was depressed as well@poster these r lil things u can overlook im sure there are more important qualities you saw which made you decide to take her to the alter in the first place

Am serious sorry i fail to include my...08166368993

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EMPEROR48:
My fellow nairalanders, please I really need a good advice on my actions, my wife saved a male so called sorcerer with a female name.

She left her phone to be with her sister at the hospital that was how I discovered a number calling her line saved with aunty grace, on picking the call I discovered it was a male voice, then he was asking after my wive's sister's health because my wife called him to tell him that her sister was rushed to the hospital this morning, and what really struck me most was that my wife deleted all conversations btw them before leaving the house for the clinic, if not that the said man was calling to find out how her sister was fairing I wouldn't know who aunty grace is.

Now I am alone and so angry, I planned giving my wife a hot slap when she returns.

Please advise me...

The only reasonable thing i feel you did now is to seek for advise before laying your hands on your wife if you can hold your emotions to seek for advise hold it and calmly ask her. i like this kind stuff alot now you are in charge of the game play it well,stylishly ask who the person is if she tries to lie, bone her and pretend you don't care and trust me she will open up and your wife will forever respect and fear you never will she ever want to hide anything again from you

oriakuna:
Some men are just foolishly petty, thats how one bros broke off an engagement with me because i did parttime in the uni, he doesnt like my body cream he doesnt like my caller tune a list of lil unecessary 'doesnt likes',,@poster these r lil things u can overlook im sure there are more important qualities you saw which made you decide to take her to the alter in the first place

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oh pele,so that bros broke up with you....am available to take you in am not petty like him