₦airaland Forum

Police story. Bunch of jokers.

I know nothing will come out of this. This is how they harvest people's data and use it for their nefarious activity.

Kaycee7:
This look like it'll be a decent adaptation of the source material. At least, much better than whatever the hell Jackie Chan and co did in the 90s


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bol3Oz1qNc?si=1Yhet6Og4TD1LVwL

Well I look forward to it, though Jackie Chan's version is awesome, I love it, especially the Street Fighter scene. Made me realize how much I hated Van Damme's full length movie of the same name, Street Fighter.

Octopusssy:
Knowing my fellow Nigerians, they will go there, buy and resell at the ridiculous prices that are currently prevailing.

Exactly. Later this same despicable humans will call our politicians wicked, when they're no different from them, if/when given the opportunity.

Hmm. The question now remain, what do these senators do with this money? If they're really using the money for what it's meant for, I believe many communities won't be the Hell hole it is today.

So, if Ned Nwoko is saying he received such amount, it is left for members of his constituency to hold him to his words, and ask him to give account on how his spent that money.

Octopusssy:
Joseph!!! Lmao!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Smh

You know I always tell you, rather than shake your head, there are two other things you can shake. Lol.

Octopusssy:
Dey cam dan, Nackson Amunike

should I come over to your place so we can watch it together?

Don't worry, I'm not Nackson Amunike, but I can be Mutiu headmaster Adepoju.

Halo Season 1 isnt bad, actually enjoyed it.

Now watching season 2. hope it leaves up to expectation.

Lol. Why am I not surprise.

Happy birthday to Mr Jones.

A very big thank you to him for filling our ears and hearts with good music. Cheers.

EreluRoz:
Wait ooo is it abnormal for a lady to like sex or you see it as abnormal for me (an adult) to talk about sex?

Who doesn't know on nairaland that you are a chronic womanizer?

Few years back I didn't know how to cook anything but not anymore, so the joke is on you

Intriguing. 🤔

jeromestarks:
I am Jeromestarks.

#copied.
nlfpmod

what ever happened to minding his business?

If I was that husband, I'd give that man a taste of my very bad attitude.

Omicronvaccine:
The Moment Burna Boy's Stylist Tried To Stop Him From Throwing His Jacket To The Crowd


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHS0p8Pux9Q?si=sGWwKIamI8UBjPoL

nlfpmod mukina2

how nice of him.

He should have thrown SK or Loud, I'm sure some people in that crowd would love him more than they love their mothers....

Has she accepted the offer?

Kosisochukwu12:
Honourable Ali Bukar Dalori, the Deputy National Chairman North of the All Progressives Congress (APC), has distributed ₦100 million cash to residents in Maiduguri.

Dalori said the gesture is aimed at supporting the less privileged and vulnerable during the holy month of Ramadan.

According to him, the funds are also intended to provide essential assistance to those in need, particularly in the Maiduguri metropolis.


He said the decision to distribute the funds in cash is to ensure swift and direct assistance reaches those who require it most effectively.

The APC chieftain expressed hope that the initiative will bring relief to numerous households, providing them with the means to meet their basic needs during Ramadan.


Source : https://politicsnigeria.com/ramadan-apc-deputy-national-chairman-distributes-%e2%82%a6100-million-cash-for-maiduguri-residents/

Is this news true or propaganda?

I ask because isn't it against the law for an individual to have in his or her possession nothing less than 5 million Naira in cash?

Hmmm

EreluRoz:
Avoid men that smokes, they are potential murderers. Their anger level is soooo scary

what about men that drinks?

Ishilove:
You described them to the tee. Check them out, they are probably the head of one group in church and their Facbook profiles will proudly display either bleeding heart Jesus, Holy Mary or their church GO. Na dem

and many of them take this God forsaken attitude to church and display it to its fullest...

MrBrownJay1:
- was she a virgin? if she was then maybe you opened the door and now she understands that she doesnt have to wait for so long as it wouldnt be the 1st time.

- what was her excuse for making you wait for so long? if she gave you yeye excuses and you accepted these excuses and willingly waited that long, then why are you upset because another brotha didnt accept to wait and instead demanded for sex ASAP?

- why did she tell you she had sex with other dude? its obvious this woman has absolutely no respect for you, and thus why she came to give you such degrading/disrespectful/belittling information. aka she is now giving up her honeypot away to fuckboys upandan, like it has no value whatsoever.

this woman gave you yeye stories that she "supposedly" loved you and needed time bla bla bla so that she could go out and wh0re herself to dirty fukcboys, and then after she has been used and abused like a two bit olosho by all fuckboys in the area, you would take her back. you should forget about this woman and move on with your life!

he should forget about her after he has fvcked the living daylight out of her. He too needs to get his own share of the kpekus. Haba!

NairaOcean:
In a heartwarming story of compassion and transformation, a Nigerian lady has taken to social media to share the incredible journey of a girl she recently adopted. The before-and-after photos are nothing short of remarkable, showcasing the power of love and care in a child's life.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSoF6rUuUeE

Nice. God Will continue to bless her.

RevenuesBoost:
Once you hear people say, "his wife is controlling him" just know that the family is living in peace.

While we were relocating from our previous house to the current one, the assistant to the pickup guy cornered my husband to tell him, "Don't allow your wife to be controlling you'.
From his looks, you could tell that he is 18yrs or lesser.

My husband told me this. I laughed hard. I was like, people will not learn to mind their business. Shey he would have said it in my presence let me knock that his head😂

well for me, when I hear such, I know the husband's family isn't living in peace with the wife.

Ishilove:
They keep busting open IPOB factories with alacrity but can't replicate the same success with the killer bandits and 'herdsmen' yonder north. What is going on, exactly?

it's because over here, IPOB doesn't have the support of the communities, while over, those bandits and herdsmen have the full support of the communities. Heck, some members of the communities are even the ones behind it.

GloriousGbola:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fo6T5BwxFh0?si=WggFGu7UjxZzj2ZT

Too bad everyone was so het up over John Cena they missed this gem

Marvelous. Bloody marvelous.

Is that Slash who played that guitar?

Morbeta11:
https://punchng.com/efcc-arraigns-three-ex-bankers-one-other-for-n15-9m-fraud/

well, na who dem catch, nahim be thief.

Bold move. I hope Festus doesn't end up embarrassing himself in the process, if at all, they accept his proposal.

EreluRoz:
He's a big time hater, nothing serious.

Okay. I'm glad it's nothing serious. 👌

EreluRoz:
Your legs must be K-legs , no further explanation. Werey

Hey, what's up with you and that guy, luminouz? You seem to always be on his case. Lol.

Who force them marry?

Chief Forest Whitaker.

Noice. Ali's mouth is just as fast as his hands.

Congrats to him, even in the grave, he's still achieving....

EreluRoz:
I don't know what you are talking about

I'm sure you don't, but come closer lemme whisper it to you.