₦airaland Forum

bigFOOTcaveMAN:
To pay my bills ofcourse. Or is your company a charity org and looking for volunteers?

Straight to the point! My answer would be “ I can offer your organization a service that is beneficial to you and in turn you pay me “ period!

obotblitz:
Check the weight on a scale. It may just be the packaging.

Did you do physics?

envoymedia:
A Nigerian woman from Benin, Edo State who celebrated her 80th birthday some days ago has got many people talking because of her youthful look, IgbereTV reports.

Many people were amazed as she looked younger than 80.

Sharing the woman's photos, Rita Ebiuwa wrote on Facebook;


https://www.facebook.com/100000325550813/posts/4500693916618082/?app=fbl

I don’t doubt her age, I have seen a 90 plus Edo woman as young as she is

Cokahot:
Whenever I wanna travel by pub,if I no be nos 1 or number 5. I won't enter cos I won't sleep and my eyes go fey driver speedometer with steering control. Imagine the idiot at passengers side sleeping. Driver sef sleep for steering. Extra bonus fatigue leads to death esp behind wheels
Never sleep,even if all passengers don sleep,dey awake dey monitor movement. U can dose off for 10mins but don't forget,your eyes na eyes of driver. It's been working for me for years,before the day I travel by pub transport,i must make sure I sleep at least 9hrs .max 8pm to 5am I don wake. E no get how sleep wan catch me again. Above all,na God get power. The day I travelled from Abuja to calabar,na good 11 hrs I dey for road,driver saved us by swerving to the right due to top speed and loss of control from incoming vehicle,this was like 2010. When I got down,I was still in shock cos me I dey back seat. If the driver hadn't swerved to the left,na head on collision at 145kph at around 8.30pm. Aktc o. That time I never knew aktc na death trap. But na God

Same AKTC I entered in 2015 from Lagos to Uyo, i sat on the passenger seat by the driver. Omo see as my eye open, on getting to Edo state I realize this guy was running on a very great speed. I told him he is too fast his reply was “that is why I don’t like carrying woman in the front seat”.
He reduced the speed to normal soon I closed my eyes to rest a bit and almost everyone at the back did same just for one guy to tap me and told me to tap the driver that the guy was sleeping on wheels. I tapped him and started shouting that I will make sure I report him once we get to Uyo , he couldn’t talk again and he became alert all through the journey. We got to Uyo around 4:30pm (you can imagine the speed)

Mckeni007:
Na all these fears make me never register for nysc years after graduation

You sure say you graduate?

Glamouzpeter:
When I heard this stuff in school today, I felt so bad
4 dead and many injured

If you are Uniuyo student ,when you are about leaving for NYSC never use the buses in front of the school that take people to camp. Those buses are death traps coupled with the rough drivers

worlexy:
Many people have died from the extremist’s view of Jehovah witness that their members should not receive blood transfusion because of the twisted Bible verse that children of God should not drink the blood of animals like the occultists do.

How does drinking animal blood and receiving blood transfusion to save one’s life be interpreted as the same?

Jehovah witness should stop this extremism and allow people live.


Blood loss is the number killer of women during childbirth in this part of the world, and to reduce or stop death from blood loss is by blood transfusion which the teachings of JW stand against and this has been leading many into early grave.

very true

deebrownneymar:
Lmao! Ode! See epistle. This shows I’m right that your mum is a LovePeddler. Lmao. The fact your ugly ass Mum has been revealed to be a LovePeddler doesn’t mean every other persons Mums are. It’s just yours. Your bastard father enter one chance ni. Lmao

Look at this mistake child, someone that 10 Naira condom would have avoided if only your prostitute mother was sensible enough to afford it. Pele, I know you grew up with her reminiding you that your birth wasn’t planned ( born by mistake) which is why you are bitter towards the world. It will only end in suicide if you don’t run to God for help. You are one of these frustrated Nairalanders that buy cheap data to disrespect people who you can’t even look at if you were to meet them in person. Retard like you!
Mind you, let me remind you that I am a happy chap raised in a lovely family.Not everyone was raised by your kind of mother. I see that you insult people’s mother and by psychology it means your mum didn’t treat you well . Born by mistake, enjoy your bitter , frustrated life. I am busy and won’t reply a pig like you cos obviously you have nothing to loose on the other hand I have businesses to manage. Bye jobless goat

OBTMOS:
Do we have a national reserve where Wild animals exist in Nigeria

Yes o, go to OAU botanical garden. They have a zoo there ...the Hyenas are uncaged unlike other animals . The day I saw it , I almost peed on my self. I give it to the designer of the Zoo for the creativity around the hyena zone( you will walk through a bush track the as soon as you get to a bend you will sight the hyena) . I you will run back I can assure you

deebrownneymar:
Funny this comment is coming from a son of a LovePeddler like you. Lmao

Oh you want to play that way, let’s go. I am not sure you know your father cos children raised by prostitute like you turn to be bitter people, angry cos someone that survive a plane crash is alive and doing well after 14 good years, earning cash from everywhere while a complete slowpoke like you still have coins in your pocket. As always, most bastards like you are always bitter towards life cos you don’t understand that children raised in complete families grow up to be happy. I will continue to pray for you that one day during the course of your mother prostituting she will meet your father, that is if he is not a tout under oshodi bridge maybe then, just maybe you may have a taste of happiness....if you eventually don’t, you can get drunk on sniper or better still take a walk to third mainland bridge and end your worthless , bitter life .
Mind you dumb skull, I am a full blown woman. Innit!

UtopiaDream:
Nerita Ezenwa, girlfriend of former aviation minister Femi Fani-Kayode, on Wednesday shared a picture of herself on Instagram dressed in bridal wear with a bouquet of flowers, Igbere TV reports.

Ms Ezenwa was all smiles in the picture as she posed on a couch.



https://www.instagram.com/p/CRlwAtALDQP/?utm_medium=copy_link

Her caption got many of her followers talking.

Mr Fani-Kayode recently took Ezenwa, a former beauty queen, with him to see the Ooni of Ife Oba Adeyeye Ogunwusi.

He posted photos of their meeting on Instagram.

The ex-minister started going out with Ezenwa after his relationship with another former beauty queen, Precious Chikwendu with whom he had four boys, ended last year over allegations of domestic violence among others.

The broom they used to send the first and second wife away, is the same one they will use for you.

AfricanColumbus:
Reno Omokri :



# RenosNuggets



source : https://m.facebook.com/omokrireno/photos/a.111662537405860/312326664006112/?type=3&source=57


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05d287NGqp8




Lalasticlala

Obi Cubana’s ancestors were not among

deebrownneymar:
Is that why she keeps doing the same thing for clout years on? How many ‘eya’ she wan hear? Ode!

You are the real Ode, why do you keep posting your ape-like pictures online especially on Facebook Clueless hag!!!

falcon01:
upon all the ones he's been doing?
People are Bastards! So this man Has literally Donated millions of dollars To charity and Nobody Talked and now when he does something for himself hypocrites are talking about how he should have helped poor people instead of doing that!! Like wtf!! All hes been doing is that Nothing? I find humans disgusting and to those Saying he's exploiting his workers and whatever, the workers are bound to leave anytime they want if they don't like the working conditions. Most of them saying that will Kill people to get an atom out of his wealth! Human beings Disgust me.

Pele Animal

deebrownneymar:
Any time this one wants to trend she’ll take advantage of her scars not minding the scars she’ll be leaving in our head.

Do you have human feelings at all? Do you think she choose her present condition

Whobedatte:
Biggest skit maker in Nigeria at the moment
Though he isn't a bit funny to me at all.

Go and watch professor Hardlife , you will know if he isn’t funny

DrSamOnowu87:
Asin this house 17.5 million? Nawao. Constructing satchet water company/plant inside d compound 4 who to be hawking it?

Dr, where in this article did you see that she was going to give out her pure water for hawking

MICHEALADEX:
I truly believe the guy obi is a good man but I can't speak for every other guys around him three bundles of cash at each other like they print money in their sitting room.

90 out of every 100 anambra billionaire is a ritualist they are very rigid in decision-making very strong hearted can go any length to get what they want same their men in business and their women in whatever they do.

If you doubt me or you want to argue with me then publish to me three businesses that you can link e-money to.

1. Real estates
2. Record label
3. Hotels etc.
Which one do you have?

EagleNest:
As if the dead will come back to life again after the excessive farewell ceremony.

Why are you so pained, did he tell you that throwing the party will bring her back? Instead of being bitter why not thing of how to make money

I like to celebrate grace and success. I watched a movie way back 2005 where Paw-paw the actor said “money stops nonsense “, I believe it now. Take care of your parents while they are alive and give them a befitting burial when they are gone....Obi Cubana has done well.

Zeal0000007:
Guys I need your help here, me and my gal have been together for 6 yrs now, I was convinced that she's the one for me, so I decided to engage her late last year, at least to show that her position in my life is not taken for granted , we have really been through hell for each other even when there was nothing she was there for me, but thank God today I'm working now.

Now for the past 2 yrs, It looks as if I have been struggling to keep her, cos we have been cohabiting since I came back from nysc. Since I came back over two yrs now she has been mishaving , she locks her phone constantly, something she never did before, even if its opened the apps are lock only her can open it, if complain abt that she will respond like why will I touch her phone, asking me who does that, to touch a woman's phone even to go to social media, and she has being subjecting me to that because I don't trust her, when we are about to sleep she put her phone on flight mode, and put it under her pillow and put her head on top. Her phone is constantly on silent mode during day time so if it rings she will determind whom to pick so I won't hear and know. We can't watch movie together as partners perhaps she afraid of who will call next ,because she knows I will give her hit.

If I manage to pick up her call she will be shivering,
We have had alot of issues because of her giving in to distractions , I'm tired of talking , I don beat her tire my hand don bend. I have told her if u don't want me again and you have seen somewhere better , open up and tell me instead of cheating that will be honorable thing to do. I don tire for this gal, if I drive her away she has no where to go. The school she's going I'm the one supporting her, her family is not giving her enough support because the don't believing in education all the know is business, and I'm the only one bearing her load and i'm not doing that because i want to marry her, i'm doing it because she needs help and she is my lover.
She doesn't want to loose me because we have really suffered together so she want to keep me as potential husband and still be playing games outside , what crime did I do to go for service so I can come back and make life better for us, cos that was when she got spoilt. I deflowered her and thats not how I left her.

I have resolved chasing her away, right now I'm in offshore , I never trusted her while I was on land is it now that I'm offshore I will trust her?

You are highly irresponsible for beating someone’s child. A woman for that matter,it is just painful that the girl is still with you... pathetic ass!

The last time I saw something like this was in 2009 when the pipeline explosion happened in ijegun, I saw people jumping from 3 stores buildings and nothing happened to them.
South African just need to heard one bad news and the next thing they do is loot and steal. Funny enough they do it to their fellow blacks.

Getdabag:
my brother dnt be moved by the showoff..a house in ikoyi alone will gulp morethan half thier networth..its all hype!!

why do they deal with lowbrow areas like anambra and owerri let them move on up and compete with the likes of tinubu and otedola in spending and lifestyle..within a year theyll go broke..no cap

linda ikeji alone has more figures than them..they are just noise makers trying to impress average nigerians with exaggerated wealth

The best way to progress in life is by not bad mouthing those that have made it before you. Shading them will not increase your account balance

NaijaCoverBlog:
Update From . COM

A lecturer with the Federal Polytechnic Ede, Osun State, reportedly ordered four HND II students to raise their hands and close their eyes as punishment for coming late to his class, Reports.

From The Information Gathered By , The incident was said to have happened on Monday morning, July 12.

What Do You Have To Say About This?

Source: BLOG

One of my lecturers in school punished us one time by telling us to kneel and raise up our hands cos we failed to do her assignment. We didn’t take it personal, how can you get angry at a beautiful and intelligent lecturer trying to make sure we become someone in future

I curse lord Lugard... He brought these nuisance upon us

Mine happened in Onitsha on my way to Delta state.I thank the most high for the touch of craze that use to come upon my head once in a while. I boarded vehicle with my younger sister, I already told her to behave rugged else they will give us “JJC” treatment there based on our Ajebo look .
I paid transport o, this guy refused to give me 800 Naira change.... This conductor was like “if I no wan give you change I no go give you” . I just laughed at first ....I asked him again and he said he will slap me. Na so I come down from bus, I start craze . I told the guy I will beat him to stupor and thereafter move him from there for further beating. Come and see other Agbero begging me, even people in the bus.
After the whole saga, my sister was like she has never seen me behave like that, One bros was like he never expected me acting that way based on my look. My dear if you are born and brought up in Lagos you have to receive first hand training in Agberoism else you go dey weep go house everyday.

ogbiwa:
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/paedo-mum-who-sex-daughters-24427254

Yomi Fabiyi and Baba Ijesha’s colleague. Only that in Nigeria the later will be allowed to abuse more children but this time there will be no cameras. If you support sexual abuse to a minor or you are engaged in same may doom be your water and food cos those children may never recover from your animalistic act towards them.

Benard5050:
I was pressing my phone and suddenly had this pain in my tummy and I couldn't breathe, I had to manage to get out of my room for neighbours help and couldn't talk and move anymore...I sat in an open place for like 5mins and everything came back to normal...So scary



The only thing I knew I did was spraying an air freshener and in d process inhale d scent, and this is not d first time I'll be using it...

Maybe the scent is too strong for you . Try using another spray with lesser scent .

Mzleemah:
if you can get the red acalypha leave or onions peels, you boil and bath him with the water

Thank you very much. Please for how many days do I bathe him with it? And what is the cause of it so I can prevent reoccurrence?

tatacherie:
You can reach out to a Dr to recommend an active antifungal cream for him. Mupirocin ointment worked for my daughter

Modified: sorry I didn't see the caption "Yoruba mom's" before I commented. Kindly ignore

Lol, I said “Yoruba mums” cos I don’t know the English name. The question is open to anyone.

Please, Yoruba mums in the house what can I use to treat “ILA” (it is like rashes but it’s in patches and red too) on my baby’s body. He is just 2 months and 2weeks....

hbemigho:
I believe it is peculiarly characteristic of Nigerian parents to buy extremely oversized clothing and accessories for their children.

I mean, how can you go to the market to buy a shirt or shoe for me and you left me at home?

How?

So my mum will take a broom stick to measure my leg before going to the market and then come back with a shoe that is almost the size of my father's leg.

Wawu!

Mummy edakun, bhet what happened to the broomstick you went with na?

Or issit that you measure my leg to goan buy shoe for daddy? �

Of course, you know I cannot voice any of these out. Na inside my mind the conversation dey go on.

Or should I talk about how my dad will drive to Warri to buy longsleeve shirts for me and my brother, that after wearing the shirt, we will now be looking like all those overzealous upcoming evangelist sent against their will to win lost souls for Christ in the remotest of villages.

The painful part is that my dad will now be saying,

Wow! See as this cloth fit you. I wish I can take it for myself.

Inside my mind I wee be like, why not just take it na, it's kukuma your size you have bought so.

For many years, I tried to figure out why our parents were always exhibiting this behavior.

If it's because they want us to wear the cloths for a longer period as we dey grow like agric fowl, so that we won't be outgrowing cloths per second, per second.

But you know what usually happens?

Before we will now grow into the cloths, like when the one they bought for me is now actually my size, the shirt go don wash, fade or tear anyhow.

So what is now the point?

As a young boy with too much swag, I was always having severe chest pain in my neck whenever my parents wanted to get us new cloths.

The day I gave up on the struggle was when my mum accompanied my dad to the optometrist to select a glass frame for him

Brethren, my supposedly ever young fineboy dad came back wearing one kind glasses that had him looking like an old retired government secondary school principal in one of those remote villages.

The frame nor just fit am at all.

The thing was very oversize.

As in the glass frame big pass my daddy's small face.

My mum kept saying wow, see how you are looking so smart.

Omo!

Inside my mind, I was saying "yes make e dey go round like this."

This oversize ehn, everybody must collect!

Photos used for illustration

I am a victim o. My mum bought one skirt and blouse for me since 2006 during Christmas, the thing no size me. My mum used pin to hold the waist for me to church...I was disappointed and I was pained. I abandoned the cloth and two years ago the skirt started to fit perfectly. The second oversized skirt she bought since 2009 still doesn’t fit, I am deliberately keeping it to see the year it will fit.,,,,Nigerian parents share the same DNA