The gods are gentle.

That was how a man in my area divorced his wife too,a beautiful Calabar lady. He's based in the US while the woman was based in Nigeria. He was always coming after the marriage like twice in a year n was preparing her documents to join him. While in the flat they stayed together she was always bringing a man she called her pastor home. Pastor would stay over night for vigil with her n atimes ppl would hear them praying and casting out the demon. Then her chamber blocked n the landlord had to call a plumber,lo and behold it was filled with condom. So it was condom that blocked the chamber. Her neighbours watching the plumber left one after the other. Sure one of them must have hinted the husband. I was there when he came to say he was no longer interested in the marriage. She then told him to go to the village to inform her ppl. That kind of woman could give birth to bastards n even end up killing her husband to cover up this so it's better she's allowed to go as it's in her blood n may find it difficult to change.

Forgiveness is good

Break dance shouldn't be banned,only seductive dances like twerking should be. When the spirit of the Lord is upon my soul,I will dance like David danced. Av been wondering exactly how David danced ever since.

Indaboski Bahose
The liquid metal
Such a funny man of God.

I love n respect her so much for her realness.
Wish her the best of all she wishes herself!

Wish their pictures can be posted here

Niger?

She shouldn't be in the midst of ppl. She's a dangerous being. Thank God she didn't poison n the poor girl's food. She's such a wicked woman.

Pls let us teach our children that " He who keeps his mouth shut keeps himself out of trouble"!

See the price some of our celebrities pay for stardom.
She's beautiful
She's rich
She's intelligent
She's well behaved
I pray she gets married soonest n have twins or triplets.

Blackmaria
Blackmail
Blacklist

Plus other words that portray black as negative should all be changed.

I wonder what would happen tighose their bikes. It's such a pity. So many pppeople are already out of jobs.

This is why courtship is most important. During courtship you should discover certain things about him you can't cope with. If u try to make him see reason why he has to stop n he changes ,fine but if he doesn't then you may stop the relationship. Marriage is meant to be enjoyed. But sometimes ladies get blamed by love forgetting marriage is an everlasting thing and when being joined together the pastor tells you for better for worse... . Fine prayer helps but then God helps those who help themselves.
I believe strongly there are some men who shouldn't stay in same house with their wives else the marriage will crumble as they can't ever change. Perhaps some are just designed that way.

Our president's mouth is not like that.

The answer is 20.
One sandal should be same price as a pair of sandals.

Amazing!!!!

I was in final year at the University of Lagos. On a Saturday I went to Tejuosho market to get something. While there I was hungry n decided to eat African salad cos i saw a woman selling it close by.
The next day I started having running stomach. I vomitted n defecated all through the night.
In the morning,I was rushed to Unilag Health Centre. While there I later knew I was given drips n maybe injections. I was later discharged that day and given drugs to be taken for like five days or so.
I took them for just two days and stopped cos I felt I was ok n there was no need taking them again.
I went home for the weekend and it all started again. I was rushed to a private hospital on our next street. At a stage I was pronounced dead. I had to open my eyes for them to know I was still alive. Theday was a sunday. My mother suggested I should taken to IDH,Yaba.
The doctors and nurses tried as it was a specialist hospital.
The miracle happened on Tuesday. By that time I had not eaten anything for 3days. In the ward were my mother,two nurses and myself. All of a sudden I felt a change of atmosphere. There was serious wind n I saw myself on the bed but others were absent. In seconds a well polished brown tree with branches but no leaves appeared by the the side of the bed where my head was. Later I saw beautiful ladies in blue short hown descending from the sky. They were very fair in complexion almost whitish with silky hair. Then each of them was holding on to a branch of the tree. They wore no shoes. The wind was blowing them seriously but they didn't fall. Later I saw a man in white. The man in white stayed on the other side of her bed. While the ladies were looking down to watch. The man opened his left palm n there was oil on it. He touched the oil with his right index finger and did a sign of the cross on my forehead. Then he said "IT IS WELL". Immediately he said that,I woke up in the physical world. Then my mum n nurses rushed to me n I told them "some ppl were here". After narrating my experience my mother started rolling and thanking "Doctor Jesus" for coming to heal me.
All of a sudden I felt this sharp pain in my stomach n felt like using the the toilet. One of the nurses brought a stainless potty n I sat on it. I got up after defecating only for the nurse to shout "Jesus". It was actually a big worm I excreted. The worm looked like it was strangulated cos there was blood round it's neck. I remembered they were calling other nurses to "come n see this Ascaris". They said the worm was the particular one that kills cholera patients. That it's just through divine intervention it came out freely.
Since that day I strongly believe believe that except the the Lord buildeth...
Pls help praise God for his love and mercy.
He is wonderful
Happy fathers Day to U Lord!

Perhaps it's their reward for the sin they committed.

A Christian woman should not get married cos she will have two Lord's: God n her husband!
Pastors should mind what they say lest it leads to depression for some ppl. Fine this will encourage ppl to work harder but he should know that it is not everybody that can afford to build in their life except they steal. Some will not build but their children will build for them. Alll is vanity.
Even the Bible doesn't say we shouldn't have no other Lord but other god!

He is a cock

I told him I was a witch and that I would kill him if he succeeded in having his way.

Luckily for them this is not North Korea.

Good
But who will probe Effcc?

Many are mad but few ate roaming.
Seems the law is more in favour of the tenants than landlords reason most of them misbehave. One rented an apartment n stayed extra three years without paying a dime. She claimed she was building her own house n would soon pack out She was always promising to pay. Her daughter is a lawyer n perhaps she felt she was covered but I know she will eventually get rewarded for her wickedness. Mrs Yinka Salam,wherever u r just know that someday you will get your reward as what goes around comes around.
Another who we learnt was staying in a room apartment cane to rent a two bedroom flat. He also owed for over two years before leaving. The day he was packing out I almost called in the police but later had a change of mind.
It's high time the govt reviewed tenancy law as it's giving wicked tenants more power. Abroad you can't misbehave. You can't owe for too long else your load would be thrown outside.
As bad as our law is a tenant owing for 5 years if taken to court may end up staying another 5years without paying. This is too bad

Counts is the plural of count.

Ned Nwoko Ada said " my "daddies" pride. I want to believe the account isn't real.

It is a case of monkey dey work baboon dey chop. It's high time all those things stop. We are wiser now. If possible traders don't need iyaloja or babaloja,drivers Don need agbero. What's their usefulness? Fine they settle rifts n see to the development of the market. But most times u don't see the so-called developments.
In this 2020 so many things must change. May God help us.

Ome would have expected the title to be "Oba Oniru of Iru"

Firstly people in the areas truly should be blamed atimes for the indiscrimate dumping of refuse.
The govt too should be blamed for the insufficient provision made as par the evacuation of refuse. Cos PSP seldom go out to collect refuse so residents tend to pile them up in front of their houses and atimes are forced to patronise abokis.
When it rains heavily the flood drags the refuse along to the canals which restrictsfree flow of drainage.
The govt need to work with residents to find a way out before it's too late.

Hope it's not those who killed ppl by using stone to break their heads in ikorodu sometime ago.
Hope they are not back n operating in Ibadan now?
Security should be beefed up to avoid a similar thing reoccurring.
May the perpetrators be nabbed in Jesus name.
May the lady's soul n the that of her equally killed child rest in peace(Amen).