₦airaland Forum

OscarJaden:
There is nothing you can do if you are an igbo guy because you guys are known to be carrier of big heads around also known as Igbo

Tribalism is a cancer on this forum

Just look at what you posted

Cellulite everywhere. Not attractive joor

ShenTeh:
That's Mr Edward Isioma Kaita Orire.

Lol.

Seriously, op, how old are you?

Nobody truly cares about the size of your head. As you grow, you realize that people are too consumed with their own problems that they don't care what size of head or neck or feet you have.

Live your life to the fullest.

The boldfaced, truer words were never spoken. Very few people know this.

Mystic216:
Let everybody be declaring
Yeye people

Lol

GENES11S:
It's politics. They are just throwing their weight around to show their worth.

Their main aim is to stamp their foot on the party in terms of political appointments and posts that will be offered during the tenor of the incoming president (whoever that may be). It's a political gamble

Your explanation makes perfect sense. Thanks for this.

illicit:


May his soul not rest in peace

Amen. May he rot in hell.

dayleke:
Your type is going extinct.

Lol

okuta007:
Fayemi looks like someone who ate too much Amala and gbegiri soup as a kid - whenever he talks, his mouth looks like someone who eats over feeding when no one is watching - gluttonous - HE WILL NOT EVEN WIN IN EKITI

Wait why do you nairalanders have bad mouth like this sef?

Lol

Everybody wants to contest for presidency even when they know they have a zero chance of even scaling thier party primaries. Well it's their money, what do I know

Born2Breed:
Why are people always dishonest? Receiving money twice then denying it.

There must be a proper channel to address this issue.

Experts on NL, please your advice is needed.

Lalasticlala
Seun

Frontpage material.

The average Nigerian is highly dishonest.

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Congratulations again

The happiness in her face is second to non

Women see marriage as fulfilment and great achievements

Forget all those their femininism and stubborn altitude towards men

No woman can stay without our fertile rod

You like trouble sha, you this edo boy

MISSCONGENIALITY:
Something happened to me on Sunday that made me wonder what people would have been writing if I had died.
Went to cute my hair and even tinted it pink. I'm not the going out type i love my sleep on Sundays. But then i got someone who could cut, curl and tint it for me that Sunday and then i said let me do it since other days of the week are work days.
I didn't drive cos left my car at the mechanic on Saturday.
Now on my way back after making this beautiful hair and I loved the new look. I took Keke to and on my was and impatient driver hit us off the road and i fell out as the driver was struggling with the streering so that we don't tumble.
The luck we had is that the Keke man wasn't on speed and he was not also in the middle of the road if not an oncoming car may have smashed me when I fell
The crazy past of it is thean that hit us didn't stop.
I had bruises all over my body and while everyone was cursingthe mad driver, i was speechless. Many people tell like that and died.
If I had died, maybe the story would have been that my Yahoo boyfriend dumped me by the road side, of that i went to do ashawo and was killed in a hotel and later dumped by the road side.
Or if they never got to see my body, the story might be that i ran off with a man. Some people who know me well may even say it's her sugar Daddy that got her the car she's been driving and maybe his wife heard it and sent people to kill her.
And then i realized that the dead doesn't hear all these lies that fly about because they are dead. It's the living the cook up stories about a dead they know not jow it occured. Even those who witness and know how it occured may decide to add their own sugar or change the whole narrative.
May her soul rest in peace.

Why can't nairalanders write in correct English language? It's baffling

The dick must have been so good for her to spend 4 months with him

bluebay:
See your big mouth. The young man didn’t commit any offense here .

You must be very daft. Did you read this write up and the previous post he made about the girl always bringing things from her poor mums shop for the guy? That's cajoling and it's a crime.

Too many illiterates on this forum. Pathetic.

Znation:
It's a blark sunday nairalanders.

I was watching Evaton vs Chelsea match when my negbour called me that my girlfriend mum came to our compound with police, that i should'nt return home for today.

I knew it, that this girl will definately put me in trouble somday, but i could'nt resist the temptation.

She has been given me money and lot of things from her mum shop.

last week, i recieved the sum of N250,000K to my bank account with her name as the depositor, i called her and she told me i shouldn't fear that she was the one who sent it.

I ask her why and she said i should help her to save it. I've already spent N40K from the money which she was aware of.

I'm now getting imformation that her mum gave her money to deposit to their accout, but she instead sent it to me and said she lost the money. Is like she finally told her the truth that she sent me the money, and i don't kno if she told them she has been given me money before.

I don't kno what i will do, my landlord is callin but i don't want to pick.

You are a disgrace to men. Go and report yourself to the police. You will surely be jailed.

It's time for you to start eating watery beans. Male leech. Rubbish.

illicit:
She looks like a woman now

So what did she look like before?

Na just mad people full this nairaland I swear

FutureIsFemale:
You are addicted to what you are tired of.. How sad it is.

Are you tired of calling the mods? Nonsense.

I am not addicted to this low budget forum. I hardly check in these days.

You Nigerian girls are shameless.

FutureIsFemale:
lalasticlala seun rule 2

Who cares. You all are worthless. I could care less about a nairaland ban. Already tired of this deadbeat forum as it is.

I'll say it again you Nigerian girls are totally worthless. Rubbish.

cc: Futureisfemale
Saphiere

I so much hate our girls these days. I see them as shit. Very dirty things. I am not surprised. They even go as far as eating shit in Dubai. Nonsense

The future is indeed female, Rubbish

cc: Futureisfemale
Saphiere

MeritFola12:
Have you made N1.5m before?: Lady in video sleeping with dog speaks

https://naijareporters.com/2022/04/30/its-just-a-dog-what-a-big-deal-lady-who-slept-with-dog-reacts/

I so much hate our girls these days. I see them as shit. Very dirty things. I am not surprised. They even go as far as eating shit in Dubai. Nonsense

Chopchopfine:
I'm having this as dinner. You can join me if you want.

Sadly I can't. My doctor just recently diagnosed me as having Stomach Ulcer

Maxikenna:
How many you want ?

Lol

Obijulius:
Before you judge Yul ask yourself if you’ve heard the full story.

Before you start hating or pitying ask questions.

Before a man with grown kids will make this move there is a lot we don’t know. For him to be this brazen will tell you a lot of what is not been said.

Some men are just waiting for their kids to get to a certain age before they take action on what they’re enduring from the demons they live with!

This might be the happiest times of Yul’s life. Let that sink in!

I could be wrong though!

The boldfaced, truer words were never spoken. Respect chief

JoyousFurnitire:
Bill her

You shouldn't be cheap

Lol

I support this statement comrade

EmptyGarden:
In my case I covered for him... Dude was fired after I went on leave.

Lol

Nice one

This extremely local bush woman. Even with her money her bushness is odorous.

Tonytonex:
how much are you paying him?

Far better than what he was previously earning - 2X.

YahooG:
Not fiction o,i am no more a cultist,i have denounce it,i saw death face to face!

I guess you are now a Yahoo boy by your moniker

My present driver is a graduate of Lautech and said he was earning 40k with his former employer. After being home for 5 years without a job after NYSC he decided to take up driving as a profession. Sad.

ManOfSon:
They hate him may be because he uses thugs to steal their votes each and every election. Does he have a blood oath with agberos and area boys?

Lol

ImaIma1:
When you are too good to be real, trying to portray yourself as a perfect person.

When you are visibly uneasy when I touch your phone. Everywhere is passworded...gallery, WhatsApp, etc.

When you act evasive and dodgy especially when asked some questions.

...

Imalma why are you touching his phone?