₦airaland Forum

ALCOHOLKILLS:
explorers, I don de suspect you

I wish am a sniper(not the liquid one though)

I would have helped a lot in Saving Nigeria. Many old men need to go back to their maker for the betterment of the nation

I'm only here to read for fun, I have no interest in flying birds neither do I know anything about it.

But as the saying goes, no knowledge is lost. one day my private pilot might get sick in time of emergency and I will have to fly my jet myself.

SLAP44:
Might be ritual tinz.

Such an archaic mentality

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
You missed the point completely. Explorers was talking about how the citizens queued up in an orderly way to get food. Nigerian citizens will turn that place upside down with our penchant for cutting corners and hate for order. We deserve those leaders you ar talking about.

They queued up orderly because they know the government had mad provisions for everyone that's there,. And those doing the sharing don't go about keeping half of the goods for family and friends.

So if your head is not good, there is no way your body will.

See suicidal feeding.

Rice and okpa.

Jaqenhghar:
Thays not how it works. When citizens behave like himans their leaders will have no choice but to behave reaponsibly.

In other words, you are to be blame for the looting that is the order of the day in our government

sisisioge:
See as them organize! If na here, we go don form many sub lines to each legit line.


By the way, them say if you hustle well get connection to collect food from your local government, wetin them go give you na one N50 naira bread and 4 pcs of eggs. Hian!

Why wouldn't there be sub lines abi na wetin you call am, when those sharing are doing so base on favoritism. Their family first, party members second, area people and then yoruba/igbo wise.
You can only tell the story if didn't fall in any of those classes

Explorers, why are you doing this to Nigeria?

The more you open my eyes to this informative info, the more I hate being a nigerian.


When you have a sensible leaders with humanity in them, the citizens shall become organized and lawful.

Ije uwa! Ayele oh!

Macphenson:
God, may my enemies be as confused as Buhari led APC government.

Shameless buch of confused entities.

You are too wicked. How can you wish such evil to your enemies, do you hate them that much?

If you came because of the PUSSY, please abeg signify. I have something for you

This is beyond sensitization, if you observe well you would notice such incidents hadly/never occur in the northern part of the country.

This military aboki personnels down south are really on a mission.

I was on journey to jos something late last year when a woman raised alarm that her mobile phone has been stolen. Most of the people on board the luxurious bus advised her together with the driver to complain to the military men at the check-in point.

The driver did so and to my surprise, when one of the soldier ask me (the woman and I were the only two that never left the bus, while others went to ease their selves. So I was the suspect) to meet their oga while he searched the rest.

The superior official halted the search and any other thing, he explained that it is illegal for then military men to start harassing passengers merely because of a phone. He suggested that we go to the nearby police station, that it is their job. And we so we continued our journey.

I only imagined what it would have been, had such case played out here in the southern part of the country. I personally would have regretted embarking on that journey, likewise every other men on board..

The fulani uniformed men are in a mission here in the south. Check out the viral videos of them harassing civilians, they are all hausa/fulani.

It's due to Jonathan's lack of saving during ebola time that made Buhari not be able to fight Corona virus with full force

Here in Lagos, so good for nothing people are busy spreading the virus in the name of sharing a cup of rice with half rubber paint of garri, insulted with a #120 bread.

May it never be well with our politicians. After closing our businesses in the name of controlling the virus, you asked them to come And qeue for a plate of porridge garri, so you watch them kill their self trying to get it.

Those mumu hungry people would also troop out to collect the insulting measures.

Naijally-wood movie.


NIGERIA is becoming scary every minute of the day. And police has always been accomplice

Faber:
Ur mama teeth I guess...see the kind beards on ur mama dirty mouth...

If you dear mention my mum again, I will look for and I will find you. When I find you, your guess is good as mine. Na express you dey o, be careful.

My eyes on you

Faber:
Thunder fire ur blokos...bastard

Eze ure!

Chei, nna eh!

Aba bu village. Ezigbo ime obodo

Liftedhands:
Be careful with this your gloating.

The guy lacks empty skull, his is totally sand filled.

Faber:
Those Shouting Eko oni baje...

Eko don fold o....Eko don baje...

Over here in the East we just dey our dey running our activities like say nothing is happening and nothing will happen.

South East best place to be in Nigeria. No international borders. South East always safe.

Anu mpama

I don't really do this always, but I sometimes I don't see sense in big men littering their garage with different cars. Maybe na poverty still dey worry me Sha. When I get to that level maybe I will understand.

peeps4u:
Irony, someone that is far from the wealthy status, probably at poverty level, describing wealthy's acquisitions as poverty mentality.

If poverty mentality worries the wealthy, how do we describe poor man's mentality?

No diss intended.

Luxuries are made for wealthy to buy, we will also get there.

Bro, please take out your time to read my comment again, this time do it slowly so you can understand. Happy new month.

Niorte:
Hmmm

When will the tax payers ever going to benefit from the govt?

Another way to fund the poor in the North. This ought to be shared based on effects on each state.

Lagos people for example should have the largest share as they are the most hit and most affected by the Lockdown.

All those who sell loaves of bread on the road, cold soft drinks and gala are not included on that list. These are struggling Nigerians, not the beggars in the North waiting for free food.

At such a time as this. Every body should be catered for except those who think they don't need federal govt help.

In the US for example, those who earn 75k or below are entitled to $1200 while those who earn above $75k are entitled to $2400 every month.

Here in Nigeria, we always give out money to an imaginary poor people who do not contribute anything to the economy and give no benefits of any kind to those who actually pay their taxes and struggle to work.

80% of the poor are in the north....that's where the money is going but there are only few affected states in the north.

Federal Govt is your government ONLY FOR THE POOR??

You mean only for the north?

A bottle of budweiser for you jare. This your comment na top notch

Mtn = Buhari

Openbusiness:
Na to marry white oyinbo girls sure pass. All this 9ja girls don cast. Dia heart don turn stone, love means nufin to dem. Na only to do runs dem sabi

At the end na one unserios dude for getto go give them belle

Openbusiness:
Comfam dating na employment wiv salary for our girls

na only God go fit save us

GenBuhari:
Which one is Nigeria Taskforce again. What authority do they have to disrupt traditional ceremonies.

Is it only me noticing there only seems to be a ban on traditional wedding, but no mention of ban on church weddings?

Yes! It's just only you fooling yourself

Aldebaran:
You've been making sense until you got to number seven...

Your explanation in number 7 shows who you truly are....

Yeah! you are right.

It proved that he is no zombie

Wow covid 19 did a good job for them.

There could have been another excuse though, so nothing that special.

Criminals, always looking for a me as to steal. So that when they share 3 cups of rice, they will take money for 3 trawlers.


You have their bvn, credit their account oga. Just by yourself imagine how the place where food is shared would look like in terms of crowds

Oyibo and Love.


Down here, every girl see dating as a hustle.



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Petyprincess:
When will our Nigerian guys be as romantic as this? All they know is asking "when are you visiting me?" this is one of the things i like about white guys,they can go extra miles to prove their love for you.

see them, and what do you bring to table. You expect a man to cater for you from dating - marriage to death.

May God strengthen naija guys. Reason why so many of them don't take you people any serious.

ngwababe:
So what did the white girl brought to the table? Your type will call her a prostitute for dancing openly on a roof top.

Just take time and listen to yourself again. No one will be dumb enough to call even goat a prostitute for dancing openly on a roof top

ngwababe:
Okwu nkasi obi, na who no know una.
You people will come online to rant nonsense, when your girlfriends and your sisters don't even do anything. An average Nigerian guy is a scammer, but will always come online to dish out advices. Ana akofushi.

Nne nwayoo!

We are still saying the same thing. You see that my sister and girlfriend that are busy doing nothing but making up, they are waiting for a man they will heap their burden on via relationship. So who be scammer now?

Pierced:
Only people that render essential services is to be allowed to operate.....so as to contain the spread.

If one infected person goes to make her hair at a particular shop......there is a possibility that every other person that goes to that shop also gets infected.....and then the virus keeps spreading among the occupants of the streets.

All these salary earners yearning opata, hope you guys know that an hungry person a desperate person. How sure are you that this whole thing will end in 14 days? So if it sis not, you expect someone to be lock up with no aid rendered to him/her.