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johnkey:
wasting her yansh as how, like you're not banging it hard enough?

Walayi you must have been mad, formerly mad or over mad

See question!

BTW, I smell this to be a cooked up story. But if true, this guys are better called fvck mates.

Imagine, wasting my nyansh, small penjs, ugly woman like you. This better be film @Op

Explorers:
He tire me, na so the life be o.

Few weeks ago, i saw a Gwagon on this forum, auto section going #135m and someone will buy and drive that.

Buhahahahaha

Actually, I saw your comment on the thread made by the guy, where you asked if he wish you to get kidnapped.

Bro, some things are just beyond our ken. Even in the Bible, while the likes of Job had a lot of riches, I am sure some others were extremely poor too.

So, life has never been fair, it had been partial all along.

olukayraph:
Take spiritual step. Pray about it.

una too carry religion for head. And you even posted your pastor's family picture, what's he supposed to do with it Visit them or wetin?

SMH

sonature1:
These were some of the nonsense I thought Buhari would stop when he came the first time.

There's no corrupt Nigerian institution Buhari has sanitized, yet he is fighting corruption.

That man is a huge disappointment and those who voted for him in the last election are a big disgrace to humanity.

Including you that voted for him in the first place, even though you were warned.

juddybrown:
draw soup loading or crystal palace to win

Oga, na white soup they are serving o

Galaticos444:
I see dis match ending 1-1.jst don't know why i av dat feeling

Acute malaria bro, see doctor ASAP

omolola15:
You guys do realize someone needs to actually bail him out. Don’t you? They received a court order for his release. But no one is willing to stand surety. You lot should have taken time to read and understand before you comment na.

You should have used that energy you put in quoting those people, to read the news again, and this time very slowly so you can understand it. News from DSS says he has met all bail conditions, but no one to receive him when released.

Oh poor sowore, who knows what he has been turned to that makes them demand for AZAR/PICKER man before he can be released. Guy man fit no dey see again or his mental state might have been tampered.

plaindealer:
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Keep quiet abeg, his news media colleagues and eyewitnesses said no such thing transpired. The thug stepped out of line and got checked.

May your never experience public assault, where you would be blamed, no matter how you are never at fault. What goes around comes around.

Sometimes it shouldn't be everything that we doubt, blame or argue about. Someone made claim on how he was assaulted by security men attached to a Nigerian politician, and some people are asking that he should present a photo or video for proof. Who would take the photo/video then


I guess those that doubted the man should also apologize.

I hope while they were doing some court ruling on the policeman, some people had taken the woman to the nearest hospital. This is because our people that I know would rather start fight in a scene of accident even if the victim is bleeding to death, than to take the he/she to the hospital.


Nigeria is the place where motorist will have an accident and as God may have it they did not incite any injury. Instead of them to thank their maker and go their ways, they would rather fight till one person is severely wounded or even dead as the case may be.

BrokeFucker007:
Naija police don't know mercy is so same should be done to him. I feel sympathy for a goddamn cockroach than the naija police, I wouldn't spill half cup of water if it will save the life of a naija policeman if he's life depends on it. Of prefer to save a snake than to plead on behalf of naija police.
if a naija police is about to be mobbed to death and all I have to say is leave h and he will live I wouldn't speak for two days. They're the closest thing you can see to a devil, I don't see any of them in that uniform as a human being.

Thank God this man was not at the scene.

Na so you hate olopa/police reach? You dey para gan.

lordprogress:
Obviously we are winning easily there is no way we will lose or draw we will win by 2 goal margin.

Ask arsenal the goners, they will show you the way.

I'm really not married yet but sometimes It do bother me to why many married men and women cheat on their partners. I have maintained that I will never judge anyone because I have not worn the show, so I can't know where and how it pains.

To many men the excuse is that their wife is now loosed than she was before, and so is not quite satisfying like she used to.

The women would tell you that because their husband does it, she too have to. To the rest, they do it for financial/material purpose.

We men tend to put so much value on sex that women now believe we can't do without it. I 'be seen guys swearing to their maker on. How he can never go a week without sex, if he is in good state of health. This makes me wonder if their is any other gain derived from sex aside from the ones you had been feeling since you first had is sex. You would see some people leaving no stone unturned just to straff a girl, but would jump to another once he is done with the very one. I have a guy who brags about how he hate a woman once he sex her.(his' can not be ordinary though)

Many men sex another man's wife but would go violent should his wife cheat on him. We read on FP today about two married couple who decided to confess to each other. The man opened up to how he has been strafing outside marriage for six months with different ladies ( could be married and unmarried) to the extent that one got pregnant for him which he later discovered to be a lie. On the other side the wife cheated only once basically because of what the husband said about her(that she's now old and can't attract any man again). The point her is that despite the husband's committing more crime, he couldn't find it in his heart to forgive the wife. But the woman let go immediately.

So dear men/women, what is really special about sex outside marriage

Football is crazy I must say. Was it not arsene Wenger's arsenal that Bayern beat 5/1 at home and. 1/5 away?? Now they intend to employ him to replace someone that has been only 5/1.


Bayern wan jam tiper full of sand

So someone is trying to tell me that someone survived from this CARQUAKE?


JESUS IS LORD..

Sometimes, when God performs miracle in our lives, it will look like a film trick.


Even the victims of the accident wouldn't believe that that was the car they were saved from.

EKENE DILI CHUKWU

Eyaah!

At least to make him feel belonging.

Iheanacho buzi iheanachoghi. What do I know, Dude can buy the whole of my village while resting on bench.

Baba God, I know you have plan for me.

Manure united must relegate this season

One way or the other, buhari must have had a family root to Edo state. If not, how would one be so obsessed with flying plane all times.

BravoDe:
This one is not watching, Im dey follow Nairaland live score

I dey tell you. Dude is not even listening to radio. Na nairaland

I'm still trying to find anything that wanted to look like phyno here.

maynation:
Na me be the danfo driver sure, I am ah danfo driver sure.



Local woman been listening to trash as songs since 500BC .


Rest in peace mad Melon

In all honesty, you look just.perfect. from the sharp eyes, to the well structured nose, wonderful lips and best skiing look, but your nose ring is a turn off for me.

No vex.

Guys, na only sengrams dey o.

I Kant kill myself

Mogbe!!!!


Is inec constructing roads that leads to every pulling units?

post=83409118:
We will tell you 8 health implications of carbonated drinks and we will leave the other part of your question to other members to answer (How you can tell her to stop!)

Here you have the health implications of carbonated drinks....


They can increase our risk of cancer.

They can raise our risk of heart disease.

They can lead to diabetes.

They can cause liver damage.

They can make us violent.

They can cause premature birth in pregnant women.

They can change your brain.

They can cause premature aging.

With these few points of ours, we hope mom will put a stop to it.

God bless your mom!

Peace out!

Carbonated drinks can CHANGE YOUR BRAIN

could it be what I'm thinking?

And so did the highly overrated papa ajaxco lost to the highly underestimated Chelsea?

Life is remystereo

Nawa o!

Our politicians are truly wicked. Imagine what they did to that poor boobs.

I don't know why I just don't like a helpless boobs, I mean the tacha kind of boobs where you must un-gum the breast from the tommy before you can suck. I prefer a standing boobs even though it's not easy to see one this days but, that's my standard. Whenever am mining the boobs, my hands need to be in other locations and not to jack up a flat thing.


Abeg, no one should qoute me negatively, make I no spit inside your mouth o.

Sabby1:
Quite impressive from INNOSON

In a consuming nation like Nigeria, business diversity is a secret weapon or key to success. As a business personnel or an Entrepreneur, you can't depend on a single product or goods.

It is only in Nigeria that you will see a barbing saloon selling EGG ROLL or a mechanic workshop selling PROVISION. Even Dangote group no dey produce only cement.

Anyway, to INNOSON, I will say "whatever floats your boat"...

OP abeg help me give INNOSON this chilled stout

Guy you wicked o. Na so you hate innosson reach? This one will paralyse his joystick na.

Haba

MetaPhysical:
Do you mean "support" Tinubu?

Ogunlewe is correct.
Many commercial activities in Lagos are operated as monopolies. The State and LG has power to enforce anti-trust Laws and break up the monopoly of Northerners in the lucrative keke and okada operations. If the State went to that extreme okada and keke will be regulated. For every 1000 licenses issued 50% ownership and operation must be SW, the remaining 50% will be shared at 10% per zone. Put the new SW Security Corps to manage the service and its enforcement.

Free education for SW indigenes only. Non-SW indigenes are to pay for secondary and higher learning.

Change tax brackets - SW indigenes to file for yearly tax refunds. Non-indigenes exempted.

There are many policies that could be implemented to penalize lack of allegiance to SW.

Like Ogunlewe said, we Yorubas are the leadership of Nigeria.

Since I get to know nairaland, I had been reading stupid and dumb comments/post, but trust me, I had never ready anyone half stupid and senseless as this one.


Man, you deserve a dummy award at the headies. But really, how did you type this?