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Politics › Re: President Buhari Addresses Nigerians On Coronavirus (Live Updates) by kalvoken(m): 7:56pm On Mar 29, 2020
APCNig:
Hatred go kill you
You are a confused person. How would you think hatred will kill me and still dash me virus.

Let me tell you, the virus will kill the hatred in me.

Politics › Re: President Buhari Addresses Nigerians On Coronavirus (Live Updates) by kalvoken(m):
Anytime I remember who we have as the president, it gives me double mind to send my kids to school.

Of what use is our schooling, when one mumu will end up ruling the so called graduates.

Politics › Re: President Buhari Addresses Nigerians On Coronavirus (Live Updates) by kalvoken(m):
No matter how I hate Buhari, I hate that vultures meat suya seller (BBQ grill) pass.

It's not Buhari's fault that he is dumb and brain empty, but that dead meat. Seller supporting him with an empty stomach makes me Wana puke.

Politics › Re: Gov Sanwo-Olu Denies Rumour Of Curfew In Lagos by kalvoken(m): 7:03pm On Mar 28, 2020
fjjc:
They should advise people to take raw or boil garlic along with hot water before bed at night to reduce the spread. This is very effective and also consistently taking hot water at least at interval of 6 hours in a day.
Kuku kill us.

For. This. Kind heat.

Politics › Re: Buhari Directs NCDC To Recall Retired Staff by kalvoken(m): 8:57am On Mar 27, 2020
It will take a strong minded to go back.

This just like going to war. May God strengthen and protect our health workers
Crime › Re: Policeman Faints While Trying To Arrest A Suspect In Agege, Lagos by kalvoken(m): 8:53am On Mar 27, 2020
Motor don jam egungun.
Crime › Re: Policeman Faints While Trying To Arrest A Suspect In Agege, Lagos by kalvoken(m): 8:53am On Mar 27, 2020
We tell am, e don happen.

Tipper don jam egungun
Nairaland General › Re: Pregnant Gaboon Viper With 30 Babies Killed (Graphic Photos) by kalvoken(m): 9:55pm On Mar 26, 2020
30 babies ke. Na village be that o
Nairaland General › Covid-19 Stay At Home: Your First Day At Home. by kalvoken(op): 3:02pm On Mar 26, 2020
How are you feeling about today's stay at home?

As for me, I have been bored to hell and then back to heaven. The thought of staying like this for a whole seven days is killing me already. I have only managed to take my bath at 12 noontime and then ate. Now am back to bed.

How did you spend your day? Was business as usual, that's if you have your business or office off a popular market or area.
Health › Re: How Prepared Are You For Total Lockdown In Lagos, Other Parts Of Nigeria? by kalvoken(m): 2:49pm On Mar 26, 2020
Op abeg stop thing that your thoughts, before our government will hear now and decide to wipe out the poor masses with that.

I done even tire today for this partial lock down.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Odion Ighalo Offered £400k-a-week Deal By Shanghai Shenhua by kalvoken(m): 2:39pm On Mar 26, 2020
Thank God, something new other than cobik Wan nine birus that litters every major headlines
Business › Re: CBN Offers ₦50 Billion Credit To Households, Businesses Affected By Coronavirus by kalvoken(m): 11:59am On Mar 26, 2020
Ndi Ala! Ndi Ala!! Ndi Ala!!!

Lekwa ha, coro GA eme ha vum na ahu.

Business › Re: Coronavirus: List of markets shut down by Lagos State Government by kalvoken(m):
I'm not seeing alluminium village on the list, yet shop owners were restrained from opening their shops . And there is no much crowd in the market sef.

Yet we are not getting financial support from the government like citizens of other countries got from theirs.

Likewise OWODE market.

Foreign Affairs › Re: 5.3 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Zagreb, Croatia (Photos, Video) by kalvoken(m): 5:03pm On Mar 22, 2020
Righteousness89:
I Expect one to hit New Zealand!!

In the Midst of this Pandemic, what A nation did is to Approve Abortion...

GOD ALMIGHTY is Watching all of us!!
Walayi Buhari get sense pass you
Foreign Affairs › Re: 5.3 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Zagreb, Croatia (Photos, Video) by kalvoken(m): 5:00pm On Mar 22, 2020
God Have mercy


Righteousness89:
I Expect one to hit New Zealand!!

In the Midst of this Pandemic, what A nation did is to Approve Abortion...

GOD ALMIGHTY is Watching all of us!!
I hereby declare you '' the most stupidest person of the year
Politics › Re: Coronavirus: Lagos State Goverment Disrupts Party, Seals Event Centers by kalvoken(m): 10:45am On Mar 22, 2020
angry
Politics › Re: Buhari: Protecting Nigerians From Covid-19 Is Priority For Us Now by kalvoken(m): 10:14pm On Mar 20, 2020
Azmanaty:
Foolish man
Very very
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels And Ned Nwoko All Smiles As They Jet Out Together by kalvoken(m): 5:33pm On Mar 16, 2020
Money stops nonsense
Crime › Re: FBI Arrests 13 Nigerians Over $30 Million Cyber Fraud by kalvoken(m): 5:29pm On Mar 16, 2020
[quote author=KingAzari post=87491992][/quote]Ibu onye Ogrute?

Imufu
Crime › Re: FBI Arrests 13 Nigerians Over $30 Million Cyber Fraud by kalvoken(m): 5:27pm On Mar 16, 2020
You are from Ogrute?

Imufu
Politics › Re: Generator Ban Bill: Femi Fani-Kayode Blasts Bima Enagi by kalvoken(m): 1:00pm On Mar 12, 2020
wilemer:
are u really this dumb or you are just pretending?
He has always been o. They were only two then; himself and sarki, before the perpetual zombie evolved in the person of dead meat seller. But sarki seems to be regaining his mental fluids.


You must Be new bere..

Sports › Re: Mourinho On Longest Winless Run Of His Career by kalvoken(m): 9:15am On Mar 11, 2020
[quote author=MrBONE2 post=87344140][/quote]Becareful because any fainting will be tagged covid 9 abi na 19
Sports › Re: Mourinho On Longest Winless Run Of His Career by kalvoken(m): 8:53am On Mar 11, 2020
Manure united will make it 7 for him on Sunday
Health › Re: Coronavirus: Nigerian Man Tests Positive For Deadly Virus In US by kalvoken(m): 10:42am On Mar 08, 2020
Emu4life:
Let him stay there. He's probably one of those idiots calling this country shithole
See how you made yourself look like idiot with this comment of yours. On Sunday morning.


Mad o.

Travel › Re: Photos Of Frozen Homes In New York After Snowstorm, Trapped Residents For Days by kalvoken(m): 10:39am On Mar 08, 2020
If only I can bundle Buhari and lie Muhammad to this place, so I freeze their brain to ice there.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona : El Clasico (2 - 0) On 1st March 2020 by kalvoken(m): 10:13pm On Mar 01, 2020
BlueMann:
Surprised we're even arguing whether the last el clasico was boring
Shows how very boring the ongoing match is.


El classic with no Ronaldo is nothing but an El, nothing classic there

Politics › Re: Nigeria Well-equipped To Handle Cases Of Coronavirus, Says Lai Mohammed by kalvoken(m): 11:41pm On Feb 28, 2020
Chamberlin1983:
what kind of prayer is this
Prayer of CHANGE. When we get to NEXT LEVEL PRAYER, their families will be included
Politics › Re: Nigeria Well-equipped To Handle Cases Of Coronavirus, Says Lai Mohammed by kalvoken(m): 9:00pm On Feb 28, 2020
God Have mercy on common nigerians.


May corrona virus be the portion of our politians, starting from GMB to the local government councilors.
Foreign Affairs › Re: President Trump And Wife Arrives India, Welcomed By Thousands In Stadium(Pics) by kalvoken(m): 8:54pm On Feb 24, 2020
Please who can help us with the picture of Buhari with Trump and picture of Trump with the prime Minister of Indiahuh
Politics › Re: Zungeru Building Where Lord Lugard Signed Nigeria's Amalgamation Lies In Ruins by kalvoken(m): 10:09am On Feb 23, 2020
Felixamos:
In the absense of lord lugard, @mannabgrills step forward...
I never knew there's some else who hate that zombie as much as I do. Seeing his comments make me wanna throw up.

I made your likes 111 and your share 11. That's my Sunday gift to you grin grin grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Tottenham Hotspur (2 - 1) On 22nd February 2020 by kalvoken(m): 2:37pm On Feb 22, 2020
Man u can beat Chelsea all they want, na. Tottenham go suffer am last.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Olympiacos Vs Arsenal: Europa League (0 - 1) On 20th February 2020 by kalvoken(m): 9:28pm On Feb 20, 2020
zigzagluv:
steaming link please , the jbstream de f up
No be only steaming, na boiling.

grin grin grin grin grin grin

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