₦airaland Forum

tiredoflife:
Now hustle to u now is a noun
A noun is a name of a person animal place or thing if I am right.

A verb is an action or what is done

Now say God bless my hustle
Is hustle not a verb in this context

And the verbal definition you have there say to defraud

So you are still wrong
I am right

Guy, hustle in that context is no verb.

Smellymouth:
Young is a slowpoke...

You see man u, Liverpool and Chelsea, there captains are nothing to write home now.

36governors:
Dear if davido want 500 Women he go do am and Chioma no go do anything ....

He don see person weah he love that's why he proposed ..

So keep you deputy one side everybody no be u

JESUS CHRIST.

I am nominating you for mouthies award. Your mouth is excessly bad.

BOOOMNAIJA:
Small boy dey worry this one...ur olosho wife born pikin, next thing na to immediately get drunk...when a kid controls too much wealth, this is the kind of stupidity he effortlessly displays.

But when an old man is frustrated, he will vent his anger on a little kid born with a silver spoon.

Boy go hustle, make jealousy no take you do kpopi.

Foreigners:
Due to safety the American government has enshrined in their constitution for their citizens, Americans can live anywhere even in near thick forest. Just look at the aerial view of that house.

But in Nigeria here. All the big men n women live together IN VI, Banana island, lekki Etc because they fear for their safety if they live among the low class.

Did you notice his free and safe these people feel?

Imagine a house like this in a forest with no single burglary! I just love America.

Come down here, people would raise a storey building and then cage it with a 3 storey fence.

Translations please.

Bigflamie:
I guess that's a one way road

One way ke.

Nothing is impossible in this geographical area

obiekunie2:
you own the road!

make i complete am for you bros.

No be me talk am o!

When you are Fulani man in Nigeria

An average Nigerian politician be like;

migeoart:
this was soo me 12:30-4am boyfriend matter was even growing thin cos lack of sleep thank God we are married now

Wow. Thank mtn for your marriage.

Just Imagine giving someone your phone to flash back in the days, and your #100 worth of call card meant for midnight call get used. You would nearly shout out your eye balls. My sister beat shege comot for my body because of this


Lalasticlala, are you awake? Do something

LOMBARDY:
When I remember things like this I get provoked because I didn't do them

I was the brilliant and overly religious child every parents wanted their child to be

Now ask me how far

Oga how far

post=83079547:
The same amount Jonathan and his fellow criminals spent on just 'cutleries' some years ago.
Just on spoons and forks and napkins......food exclusive!


They looted our country blind!
There was a country!

I curse the day you registered in nairaland.

Ijiotu

BravoDe:
Wait bro, u mean five weeks is too much? lol

If I never shaved in a week, it will be as if I'm going insane

Yes I'm never arguing about MI being bigger than vector in rap industry.

But talking about their diss songs, VECTOR VIPERED MI, his punch lines were really harsh. MI never said anything meaningful in his song.

Lyrically, I declare VIPER the winner. Snake don take cover.

LeoFish92:
So I went to this shop in my new hood to cut my hair. I had gone 5 weeks without a haircut and was already looking like a Wild animal.

Met the young barber and my intuition rang the alarm bells: he looks like an apprentice!!

I ignored the warnings and sat on the swivel chair. I desperately needed a haircut!

Afro punk, I told him, and proceeded to instruct him on how I love it. Has to be bespoke!.

He nodded in affirmation, grabbed the clipper and gave me a shocker.....

When I saw his grasp of the clipper -- feeble and weak, and his strokes, lacking finesse and the dexterity of a professional barber -- I knew I was in for trouble.

15 mins later and he had already given me a hair cut I never knew existed.

He finished and I was still looking like a Wild Animal; a domesticated wild Animal.

He looked at me and I could see guilt written all over his face. He knows.

I wasn't mad at him. Baby steps he was taking. One day, he'll become a pro.

But will I go back to his shop? Not in this life.

Haba! Five good weeks without hair cut. Were you mad?

No porn intended bro, but I'm just wondering

SendAbroad:
Indolmie generation.

Lol, I guess you are abacha generation then

Okay I'm derailing a bit from the topic

After listening to the two diss songs from MI and Vector, I discovered two things;

Rap wise, M.I rolled better in his own song.

but Lyrics wise,

guy let's be honest, Vector finished MI. He was just punching MI with a well known lines, while MI was repeating '' I'm your papa, I will play maturity ".

Primary and secondary school love is one thing I laugh over anytime I flashback to those days. Imagine so many written letters on sheets of papers that were never given to the girl, probably for fear of being rejected or another.

Just like the case of Kenneth omeruo, some girls had the luxury of having cell phone before we guys. So we would just use either mummsy's phone or that of our elder ones to send her text. No one ever tried his or P.mans phone, who wan die.

So Guys, did you ever practiced this?

Okay, two grown perpetual liars want to feed themselves with over a billion naira per annum, but are against another man feeding taking home 36000 yearly for his general spending.

What a life.

Plead:




Jonathan is a prime example of not all men are men.


Obasanja and his cohorts made a grave mistake by picking Jonathan over ibori for the office of the president ...ibori would’ve made us proud

Jonathan lacks balls - Political wise and family wise .... his wife runs the home.


I wonder what he’s going to tell buhari Beg him to be as weak and stupid as him or beg him to come and fix the bridge linking rivers state with bayela state?

Oke mkpi

somehow:
Didn't you see where he was always complaining of no airtime and where he said he needed to call her while her mother was around because he was only able to get to her through her mother's phone?

Meaning they both were young and the girl had no phone then.

Meaning at the age of 14 Kenneth has been lodging a girl in a hotel or did he received his girlfriend in his father's house?

Did you also see where he talked about baby wares and giving the girl load? Has he been f@cking since 14?

andrew444:
Kenneth omeruo is 25 and he is sharing chat from 11 years ago abi? meaning he has been chatting his wife when he was 14 that means she will be 10 years or 11 years old then, lol

Kenneth just tell the world say na football age him use o

lol

Abeg you guys should not koba this guy.

His cho-cho-cho too much too.

Village been calling and its a pity he has picked their call

Trust Nigeria police and the politicians, they will soon negotiate his release. He is the hitman of most agege politicians.

This guy has killed so many people in agege, dopemu precisely. Scorpion had been arrested on so many occasions but the obas always bailed him out. Their family is a cultic family. The mother makes their juju for them.

Sometime ago I did reported about the killing of a boy in pako field in akowonjo under alimosho LGA, on day of pako day carnival. Scorpion was the killer.

He single handedly closed down aluminium village in dopemu, agege LGA, the biggest aluminum village in west Africa, for good three to four days. Goods worth of millions of naira were damaged by scorpion with no provocations.


I hope this time he would be served a life time jail so that people of agege LGA can close one of their eyes while sleeping.

What did we do as Nigerians to merit these punishment from this occultic men of leaders

Oga, we are talking of you constructing a good road, you are talking of filling potholes. Shey your head no dey pain you so? Abi na Lagos potholes you dey talk about.

AFO akpu governor!

I wonder how this men close their eyes at night knowing what people pass through because of them.

Who knows he may share akamu to people next.

majamajic:
go watch the video na

haba

Someone that's on Glo free mode. How can he watch video

Smellymouth right now.

Yoruba, Igbo and maybe Benue or calabar.

Leave hausa language alone else it will drag you back just as they are holding Nigeria down.

daddytime:
Funny looking creatures.

Their skin color dey confusing.

Walayi you be ijiot.

I had to take another look at their photo. Funny enough, you weren't lying.