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Family › Re: Guys, My Wedding Is This Coming Saturday by Karleb(m): 2:08pm On Oct 31, 2022
Joystic:
I will donate one bag of groundnut for your wedding reception.. But for 6 rounds of sex, monkey style and if you satisfy me, I fit dash you #1,500 join. Drop your address.

Pls note, if na gaybriel you be na die for you be that o. I must run you street.
The OP get mind.

How would she feel if I tell her to donate a token of herself to cure my konji because I'm suffering from blue balls.

Shey agidi ni elaborate wedding ni?

Children never even come o.
Romance › Re: Why I Think It's Impossible As A Man To Find True Love When You Are Rich by Karleb(m): 11:53am On Oct 31, 2022
You can find true love anywhere, anyhow.

You just have to keep looking and not be unlucky or too picky.
Family › Re: I Need Help. by Karleb(m): 11:45am On Oct 31, 2022
Loan sharks are the new betting sites.

They should banned. This guy can't even tell what he used the money for.
Family › Re: Guys, My Wedding Is This Coming Saturday by Karleb(m): 11:41am On Oct 31, 2022
Someone genuinely said orishirishi. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Karleb(m): 9:31pm On Oct 30, 2022
Later on you people will say EPL refs are the worst.

Look at poor officiating!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 8:55pm On Oct 30, 2022
3 solid points.
Romance › Re: Am Too Addicted To Staying Indoors by Karleb(m): 8:54pm On Oct 30, 2022
Join a group.
Go to church.
Family › Re: Why Do Nigerians Get Triggered When You Ask What Someone Does For A Living by Karleb(m): 8:52pm On Oct 30, 2022
Aside from fraud.

People expects you to have a traditional job.

If I tell you I'm a YouTuber, how many people will understand that. Especially in my village.
Romance › Re: Men, Masturbation Will Ruin Your Life. HERE'S WHY by Karleb(m): 9:55pm On Oct 29, 2022
It's funny how for some reasons, people are made to believe only men masturbate and it's bad for men only.

Masturbation is Infact worst for women. Has anyone seen the size of dildos they sell these days?

The more they masturbate, the wider the private part but there is always a bigger Love Machine.

I don’t see how a girl who masturbate frequently would not be too loose to be satisfied by a man.
Family › Re: I'm Regretting My Marriage Already That's Not Up To 2mths by Karleb(m): 9:38pm On Oct 29, 2022
Stargurl20:
I thought they said love is not important that it's an illusion
People who don't have love always despise it.

Maybe they are confusing love with that butterfly feelings. How can you run a family without love?

Anyone who tells you that is living with a housemate, not a spouse.
Family › Re: My 16 Year Old Live-in Maid Is Pregnant For A 20 Year Old Boy by Karleb(m): 2:19am On Oct 29, 2022
mariahAngel:
You see some boys ehn? They're like horñy ekuke dogs that cannot control themselves.
Going about, ruining destinies with their nonsense "one eyed snake".
Nonsense!



Of course!
If the irresponsible boy is old enough to have sex, he should be old enough to accept the reward/consequence that comes with having sex.
Same goes for the girl.
Family › Re: My 16 Year Old Live-in Maid Is Pregnant For A 20 Year Old Boy by Karleb(m): 2:18am On Oct 29, 2022
The head that wants to suffer will definitely suffer.
Phones › Re: I’m Addicted To My Phone. How Can I Reduce It? by Karleb(m): 9:19pm On Oct 28, 2022
Always keep it far from where you can immediately reach.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 7:59pm On Oct 28, 2022
The style of banter here as always been like the parable of the sower.

If he concern you, you respond and move on.


Attaching names to email always looks confrontational and in most cases escalates.


Everyone here is guilty of my first line. cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 7:07pm On Oct 28, 2022
patrickmuf:
It seems like you are trying to send a message to someone else apart from Ellexy because it's him you're debating with but you keep making reference to an imaginary person here...
Does the shoes fit?
Food › Re: What Is The Strangest Thing You Know You've Ever Eaten? (Pic) by Karleb(m): 6:16pm On Oct 28, 2022
Okpa. Why dem dey put bone for that thing.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 3:18pm On Oct 28, 2022
All those Anthony skills dey give me joy abeg. Make e no stop.
Health › Re: UK Licenses 91 Nigerian Doctors In 15 Days by Karleb(m): 1:51pm On Oct 28, 2022
Amotolongbo:
If your children are leaving home to watch TV in the neighbourhood, the best way to put an end to that is to buy a TV.
Wisdom shall never depart from your generation! cool
Phones › Re: Elon Musk Considering Reversal Of Life Bans On Twitter by Karleb(m): 11:21am On Oct 28, 2022
Heathrow44:
we don't want elon musk take over pls, we don't want to be seeing $150 sign in and $10/month usage fairs on twitter, we don't want a complete monetization of free speech, I've enjoyed Twitter under Parag and Dorsey, Elon a complete capitalist is going to change all that, if u av not signed in on twitter better do so, before Elon takes over otherwise u pay well within $100 to sign up just like his starlink crap that he doesn't want to sell cheap to us
grin grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: I'm Beginning To Support Russia In This War And In Most Things by Karleb(m): 10:27am On Oct 28, 2022
Thinking US or Uk's system of governance is the only or best way is laughable. grin

I remember when my cousin wrote on his status on how he was brainwashed to believe Gaddafi was a villain and UK, US the Hero. cheesy

Saying Russia and China are bad isn't even an issue. But saying China is bad and US is good or Uk is good and Russia is bad with the same mouth reeks of brainwash.
Romance › Re: Is It Possible To Marry Her? by Karleb(m): 10:12am On Oct 28, 2022
Imagine having to explain to your children or worse, grand children that you and your wife are related?

You people can have flings but marriage! NO!
Romance › Re: I Don't Know What I Need Now by Karleb(m): 7:22am On Oct 28, 2022
How many girls have you asked out?
Business › Re: Elon Musk Fires Twitter Executive, Vijaya Gadde Who Banned Trump On Twitter by Karleb(m): 7:19am On Oct 28, 2022
I personally do not like Parag.
Romance › Re: Miserable by Karleb(m): 5:41am On Oct 28, 2022
One thing that will take you far in this life is not to pity yourself.

Self pity will deprive you many good things of life.
Foreign Affairs › Re: I'm Beginning To Support Russia In This War And In Most Things by Karleb(m): 4:24am On Oct 28, 2022
pansophist:
The human right and democracy that destroyed Libya, Syria, Iraq and Afghanistan? How about protecting Nigerians from lekki toll gate massacre? Or we are not humans?

Also tell me, how Exactly are China and Russia ran by dictators? Don't use blanket statement, go deeper a bit. How exactly are these countries dictatorship? Queen Elizabeth was born and died on the throne, was she a dictator?

And you said that Chinese loan are harsh? There and then I knew you don't know deep enough of what you're talking about. Can you give example of any countries that have suffered under Chinese loan?

Now go read the book "confession of an economic hitman" By John Perkins. Then come back and tell me that IMF loan is independent and not controlled by the US government. And why haven't your life better since they gave us loan?

You appear to me as an extra mouth for western propaganda. Your response was unthinking and automatic. Speculations with no substance. If not, I dare you to proof any of these absurd claims you Just made.

I'll have love to go deep and just disprove everything you said, but I'll like to see your evidence so I'll know which diagnoses it deserved. Let me not give malaria medicine for madness grin
The foolish human rights that cannot stop little children from taking irreversible hormone blockers that were used to castrate sexual offenders in the past.

It's so bad that even trans people cannot speak against the same drugs. They know the consequences.

Children are encouraged more to change their sex or turn gay than to face their studies or do something meaningful with their life.

Who makes such serious life decision to be homosexual or trans at age 10?

How does the west gets to define what human right has to be? Nonsense!
Sports › Re: Real Madrid Is The Only Spanish Team Left In The Champions League by Karleb(m): 5:40am On Oct 27, 2022
akwesenana:
Overated farmers league which is only rated because of income streams; 4/4.

Tactical, technical best most successful league in all the celestial systems;1/4.
shockedshockedshockedshocked
If it were English teams, they will be shouting EPL is overrated. cheesy

Technical my foot.
Sports › Re: Why Is That English Premier League Players Barely Win The Ballon D'or by Karleb(m): 4:51am On Oct 27, 2022
israelp:
d last time I try dis I nearly sleep leave my phone for public ...oga dy talk true ....totth vs Newcastle how was it over the weekend? grin
No mind am.

If e dey interesting why people no dey watch am?

Games wey be say nothing dey at stake for both players and mangers.

Since Mourinho, Guardiola, Ronaldo and Messi commot Spain, classico sef no be like classico again. Infact, classico start to dey decline since Real sack mourinho.

Before, ball house go full. Banter here and there. I dey wonder how el classico go be for players and managers as e no dey bubble for we wey dey watch again.
Family › Re: Help: My Wife Is Asking To Sleep With Another Man. by Karleb(m): 4:24am On Oct 27, 2022
Samantha123:
But you're not answering my questions.
You are not making logical sense. You are only answering to your emotions.
TV/Movies › Re: What Movie Are You Watching Now? by Karleb(m): 1:37am On Oct 27, 2022
oyaskii:
And has he killed every "said same character" roles or not? are they enjoyable and worthwhile flicks or not? are they relatively successful flicks or not?. If i deep it, some actors do this too and i don't hear peep. Ryan Reynolds is basically the same character in every role, like an extended version of his true self and yet people want to see his next movie. I don't know how deep your movie knowledge is, but there use to be this American Japanese actor called Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, he acted as a villain (or what 80's or 90's kid use to call "Bose) and every Hollywood film maker was always casting him in that same role. My eyes will literally lit up in excitement picking a VCR from the video club back then and seeing this guy as the Villain..He was that good in that same character.

Point Being....Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson knows what works for him and he sticks to it and kills it every time. I probably wouldn't want to see a "Rom com/Drama starring The Rock but if a 5000 year old G is been resurrected and blessed with God like powers and smashing skulls...i very much like that guy to be The Rock!. Versatility isn't for everyone and it doesn't make that person a bad actor.

Finally...Acting ain't even The Rock's first love, so probably give him a break.
cool
Programming › Re: Why Is There So Much Sexism And Misogyny In The Programming Field? by Karleb(m): 1:11am On Oct 27, 2022
jikins:
You are just confuse. You just said you call everyone bro, male or female and you are crying here like a starving agama lizard that you are being called bro. This is just pure hypocrisy.

You are clearly not getting enough attention in your personal life that you have to come here and seek it. There's nothing wrong with that but at least seek attention with sense.
grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 12:37am On Oct 27, 2022
MRTA7:
Barca are probably favourite to win the Europa League.
grin

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