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Divorce that witch.

The man and woman know say one day dem go chop each other, so what's your headache?

@pansophonist

A lady in UK has a class where she teaches rich people how to mingle with average and poor people.

These rich can't seem to fathom how the poor, though poor tends to enjoy life more than them, how they, the rich, are missing from so much fun because they can't blend in.


But e dey pain me sha, why do we have to console ourselves with confidence, street smartness etc. why my papa no be dangote brother. Some of us still come ugly join.

VeryWickedMan:
Mini mini mani mo
Father had a donkey
Father died
Mother died
Mini mini mani mo



OP, Tayo is the witch. Kill her.

Plot twist. The wife is the witch here.

Na why I like advanced country, dem for don carry the pikin commot from their hand.

Very carefree and negligent parents.

UyaiIncomparabl:
Thank you. But, I would like to ask, after learning the course, does being or not being a graduate affect one's chance of getting jobs after the program?

Yes. Infact they link you to jobs. Your chances of getting hired increases when your prospective employer knows you were recommended by Stutern.

TheSourcerer:
Asteroid 2018 GE3


The thought of a giant asteroid crashing into our little planet and sending us the way of the dinosaurs is terrifying. What is even more terrifying is that it nearly became a reality on April 14, 2018.

First noticed by the Catalina Sky Survey, Asteroid 2018 GE3 shot past Earth only a few hours after its detection. At its the closest point, the asteroid was only 192,317 kilometers from Earth, less than half the distance between Earth and the Moon.

With an estimated diameter of 48–110 meters, this asteroid is currently believed to be the largest known object to have past so close to us. There is no doubt that had it made contact with the earth, the devastation would have been astronomical.

As per this, I read an asteroid hitted Russia in 2013 and in 2029, an asteroid bigger than this one will come closer to earth.

They said it will not hit us but I don't trust these scientists.

You are on your way to becoming a financial free lady after graduation.

Don't joke with your classes. Good luck!

The payment totally worth it.

Infact, this is the exact plan I have for one of my younger brother.

ChristoBam:
Lmao what kind of question is this.

The coach won't tell them to sit back in the first half while they were in the ascendancy. He'll obviously tell them to sit back when he's able to instruct them at half time. It's simple.


We watched the game. We were all over them immediately the 2nd half began. Don't try to attribute it to Ronaldo getting subbed in lmao.

How did you know what the coach said or didn't say?

Against Brentford, they still had opportunities in the second half they couldn't utilize. So trash that sitting back talk.

Ronaldo was the reason our attack became sharper in the second half. I said what I said.

kifeyous:
If an individual is affecting the output of your organisation this much as media and fans has projected.
Then questions needs to asked of what's the job of other individuals in the same setup.

They have no job and more importantly, they have no blame unless of course, it's the Wonder Man for Portugal.

ChristoBam:
Our attack began immediately we came in for the 2nd half. Brighton sat back as they were 2 goals up. We sef watch the game lmao. No come dey change history for us.

Why didn't they sit back after scoring the second goal?

Illimitable:
Yea, they won every trophy last season after Ronaldo left.

See, that fellow is a case.

He said Juventus is shinning again. WTF does that mean?

Obviously, these people hate Ronaldo.

Liverpool is the new United.

Expert17:
Same as KDB, I can bring the stats if you need them



He assisted over 50% of CR7 goals last season and all his goals in UCL.

Bring your stats.


Where and when did Bruno assisted all Ronaldo UCL goals last season? Haba now! Small small with the lies.

ovoP:
he's not.. but he's not a team player also.. he's 1 of the reasons bruno regressed self.. always asking for the ball, even if he's not in a good position..

Explain how Ronaldo is not a team player.

Bruno has always been Bruno. He would rather launch 10 balls to the box and get two right than launch 2 accurate ones. This has been discussed vastly on this thread, even Bruno admitted to this in a press conference. Have you heard about the parable of the sower, Bruno is a wasteful sower.

Ask yourself, how many assists has Bruno provided Ronaldo?
This same Bruno has been with Ronaldo for years at the national level.

GoddyOra:
Maybe when you learn to understand the game you won't be needing explanations to make an opinion of your own.

Can you name any 3 players can played better than Ronaldo on Saturday? Man had the best passing accuracy of the whole team as the front man with a decent volume.

His link-up plays were visible despite the lack of bite in your attack.

Thank God say we dey 21st century and receipt dey for everything.

I didn't watch our last match but against Brighton, our attack increased significantly when Ronaldo was subbed in. Baba was even hyping the crowd to make more noise.

ovoP:
True. But if we played better as a team, we would have gotten more points overall

...and Ronaldo is no way the reason we are abysmal.

ChristoBam:
Sadly, most top European teams don't want the hat tricks. They'll rather manage what they have rn.

..

Sorry but this does not relate.

My point is, the hattricks helped the team than Ronaldo. It even helped us more in 2 games than it would have helped us in 6 games.

Without those 6 goals, Ronaldo is still Ronaldo.

Give Rashford or Martial these 18 goals and una go dey sing their praises.

ovoP:
the 18 goals in total wasn't even spread.. he had like 2 hat tricks there.. and some brace.. he blanked in a lot of games. I play fpl so I know this..

It's like you people work for ESPN.

The two hattricks won us 6 points. Without those hattricks, maybe we'd be playing conference league by now.

Illimitable:
This is why I like Conte.

When Inter told him there would be no funds in the summer to defend the Serie A title, he left them immediately.

No manager should be letting a useless club stain their reputation. If the results go bad, these clubs won’t spare you a sack letter. So why should managers spare their incompetence.

ETH should leave, let McClaren take over and send the club to relegation. Maybe then, United fans who are yet to see the imminent doom would understand how rotten the club has become.

This is the list of owners who have put their own money into their club. Guess what? The Glazers are conspicuously missing from this list. They would rather suck from the club than put their own money.

Any serious professional should avoid Man Utd like a plague.

Even Westham owners love their club pass as these Glazers love Utd.

Omo!

I wonder how some of these companies feel sef.

So if you decide to stop going to work after you sign, what exactly will happen?

It's a shitty contract tho.

UyaiIncomparabl:
This is already self-limiting. You can have anything you want, but not everything and that is because human is not perfect. It's why compromise comes into the picture. We ALL will make compromises one way or another. However, that compromise should not be made on physical attraction.

You should understand where this woman is coming from.

A lot of women will not get what they want as per physical attraction because they don't have what to attract it. At least, men can attract with money.

I'm sure a lot of people here who feel the big butt isn't important either do not have it or are married to someone who does not have it.

Sometimes I wonder why people settle for maturity in a partner, this is something a good chunk of people have. Big butt is not so common tho.

Flamemignon1:
Ok,I'm just gonna school you right there because majority of us (I said US because I'm part of the problem) still wallow in our cis heteronormativity privilege

It's still not safe for trans men either in the military or otherwise especially in the military as they are in their DADT era, moreover, If recruited, trans people face a higher risk of harassment and violence. Access to food banks, shelters, and other essentials often require a valid identity card. Mismatching ID documents can lead to denial of service, besides suspicion of fraud, ridicule, harassment, and violence

To say they fled without knowing the actual cause really stems from privilege

What is this?

They face harassment? valid identity?

18 yr old cis kids lost their lives in this war while older and mature Trans men and women fled the country, disguising as cis women not to be involved but when the dust settles they will come bad claiming one stupid right when they can't defend the honor of their country.

PoliteActivist:
Well, see below

You are feeding off from LGBT information.

Thank God they referenced experts that said 1.7 percent of people are intersex. That's to show they are very rare compared to the rest of us and it's a genetic defect. It's like saying conjoined twins are natural and a lot of unconjoined twins are conjoined because they share traits with conjoined twins even though they are physically not conjoined.

Start getting your facts from scientists who do not care about your feelings, whether you are gay or straight or anything. Not those LGBT scientists.

This is like listening to Hannah Gadsby for a laugh.

Whenever you hear the words "umbrella term", "binary", "non binary" thrown into articles recklessly, na them.

Flamemignon1:
Please show me a link to your "fact" that transmen in the military left and refused to fight for their home

I wasn’t talking about the military. Whether transgender, gay or queer, a military person's duty is to fight for the honor of their country.

I'm talking about the law that stated that men aged 18 to 60 to be engaged in the war.

All transgendered feed disguising as women.

Oluwashina72:
This life no balance... A close friend asked me for 2k which I turned him down of which i actually found out that he needed that money to balance hin own urge for sex to Bleep ashewo wey I dey struggle for my own life too.. thank God I turned him down and the truth was revealed to me...

Just imagine.

PoliteActivist:
See below

Intersex is different from transgender.

Intersex is a genete defect that is very very rare.

It's like having 3 arms.

ponishah:
This is one of the reasons I dont want to see Islam perish, if you it is only Christians in this world , the whole world would have been turned upside down.

Real Christians and Muslims should unite against this evil people.
The force with which LGTBQs are pushing their mal-adaptive behaviour to the entire world is laughable.
This animals refused to let the world know how it solved the chaos created by adult Transgenders who where running away from fighting for their country in Ukraine war with Russia: females that transgendered to males refused to accept their transgender status, saying that they cant fight war because they were naturally females. The WEST deliberately covered it up and the press played along and stopped reporting on the chaos LGTBQ created in the deception.

AFRICAN IS THE ONLY HOPE FOR THE WORLD SANITY.

They did not cover anything up. The whole world saw it.

Men that transitioned to women refused to fight because they are now women.
Women that transitioned to men refused to fight because they are not men.

But these same transgendered women are participating in women sport and beating the hell out of women and feminists alike.

10thDentist:
It do be like this sometimes

Dem don chop belleful, now dem dey find food wey go burst their belle.

What does "struggling to find my sexuality" even means?

jeff1993:
The WORLD is getting more complicated as time goes!!!

Sometimes I imagine what is the sex organ of the "NON BINARY" people. Is it that they don't have sex organ at all or what

WHO is a stupid organization and I lost respect for them during the pandemic.

Science does not care about your feelings.

If a man changes his dick to a vigina and starts feeding himself with hormones, it still wouldn't change the fact that he is still a man. If he dies and we dig up his grave 100 years later, we can still determine his gender to be a man and nothing else from his remains. Our sexuality is ingrained in every fiber of our being. Hormone Replacement Therapy can not change that.

It's like a Yoruba boy claiming ibo because he has igbo accent, understands igbo and has lived there since birth. This is a boy that shall always be linked to a Yoruba genealogy. Now imagine a scientific body, trusted worldwide partaking in such charade.

Fuckkk WHO.

PoliteActivist:
Ok, how about people who are, say, female only on the outside. But inside they feel exactly like you, a man, including the urge of fucking a woman??
What would be your advice to them?

If you feel like fucking a woman, go for it.

But that doesn't make you a man or anything other than a woman.

People don't understand that WHO is championing the cause of Transgender here.

The homosexuals can't even keep up with the Ts.

A woman can never feel like a man, ever. This statement holds true for men too.

Hand don touch WHO.

So what other sex or gender do we have aside male or female?

Na here you go dey see professor stammering and doing brain gymnastics over a very simple question.

Pack your things and spend time with your dad and his wife.

Your mum is just manipulating you and the situation, funny enough, she's doing it out of love.