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Career › Re: Unpopular Tech Jobs That Pay More Than The Popular Ones by Karleb(m): 6:11pm On Jul 16, 2021
tensazangetsu20:
Op I just got certified as a salesforce developer. Looking to grab the admin certs before the year-end lets chat.
cool

Nice one baba!
Sports › Re: Today 5 Years Ago, Chelsea Signed N'golo Kanté by Karleb(m): 3:13pm On Jul 16, 2021
He was the best player in England when he was signed. What do you expect?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: R36L Madrid - Most Successful & Greatest Champ15ns of Spain, Europe & W9rld by Karleb(m): 1:49pm On Jul 16, 2021
TheDarkGamer:
How does PSG have 9 registered keepers for next season?

I've been laughing since, they are just there to collect salary.
They don't have problem paying the salaries.

Most of the deals are cheap/free.
Romance › Re: Photo: My Gay Boss Is On My Neck, Frequently Asking Me For Privacy. by Karleb(m): 12:09pm On Jul 16, 2021
It's a federal government job, so beating him won't get you sacked.

Firstly, clear him that you are not gay!

Make it clearer that you don't enjoy those bullshits and if he doesn't stop, you'd punch him.

Block him on whatsapp.

If he doesn't stop by now, give him a beating of his life.

Do this if you are not gay. Even if you gay, it's clear you don't like him.

Punch that mutherfudger!
Programming › Re: Check Out My New Website by Karleb(m):
Single Page Applications are always very interesting.

This is cool. Try to fix the icon issue tho. Maybe use the CDN.
Programming › Re: Forum Redesigned Job For Experts by Karleb(m): 7:31am On Jul 15, 2021
grin

Wahala.
Programming › Re: Forum Redesigned Job For Experts by Karleb(m): 4:38am On Jul 15, 2021
The guy finish work for there.

I am not the one to criticize though but I feel he did a little too much with the UI.


Why would you want to redesign nairaland?
Family › Re: Do People Really Take Loans For Wedding? by Karleb(m): 8:26pm On Jul 14, 2021
Loan for wedding is not as bad as you think.

Nothing wrong with it so long the amount would be paid back without really hurting your finances.
Health › Re: High Rate Of Death Among Youths, What Is The Cause? by Karleb(m): 8:14pm On Jul 14, 2021
1F30M4:
Oh how I envy you.. Most times I buy lots and lots of them(alwayss panic-buying) just so I don't run out of them lol.. Apart from cooking with them, I chew them(I can imagine you scrunching up your face lol that smell it gives off haha ikr) esp when my throat gets itchy, sore, coarse voice & I'm literally gonna lose my voice in like few hours, the horror! Sorethroat arghhh I hate it sooo much but with my garlic very handy, the battle is won lmao grin cheesy
I hate garlic! If it is the only nutritional thing on earth, I'd still no take it. Not even as pill.

I like ginger though.
Family › Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by Karleb(m): 8:09pm On Jul 14, 2021
AmuRubber:
Pants, AC, Lekki Phase 1, #ExposePocohantas, 250K, ₦2M, and ₦1M.



How an interesting thread got ruined.


Smh seriously.



Those stubborn fighters must pay for this.
The thing shock me. I been dey enjoy the thread sha.

Why should I care if you live in Lekki or have AC when I don't care if you wear pants.

So many pages of tolo-tolo fight.

Nansense.
Romance › Re: Guys How Did You Find Out Your Girlfriend Had More Money Than You? by Karleb(m): 5:35pm On Jul 14, 2021
The guy say 3.1 million lying there breathing. grin
NYSC › Re: I Am Teaching In Another School, Different From My PPA by Karleb(m): 2:05pm On Jul 14, 2021
shawante:
There won't be an issue for you as far as your l.g.i is not aware.. Afterall some people didn't go to their ppa at all and they still got their certificates
You don finish talk. grin
Travel › Re: Why Should Someone Sell Their Properties To Travel Abroad by Karleb(m): 1:47pm On Jul 14, 2021
Susubwoi12345:
It's been long...and we are in a different government. Do you think it is a good idea now to sell properties in order to fund a trip for studies abroad?
I really need people's opinions?
If all there is left to finalize your stay to a better country is money, then I fully support selling off your properties. In 8 years time, you'd thank you star for it because Nigeria will be shittier than this.

Maybe by then, Tinubu will be president and a dollar will be very close to #1, 000. A rubber of garri would sell for #4k. You get the idea.

That Bros that sold his properties to japa will be very happy by now.
Programming › Re: Gurus In The House: Macbook Or Windows, Which Is Best For Programming ? by Karleb(m): 12:24pm On Jul 14, 2021
Na wetin you get o. cheesy

I've used windows all my life but I noticed most Mac are fast. I guess Apple products are better at RAM management.

I'd go for MAC anyday though. tongue
Romance › Re: . by Karleb(m): 10:38am On Jul 14, 2021
You people should stop sponsoring girls abeg.

So many graduates dey find work, sorry. Husband.
Health › Re: High Rate Of Death Among Youths, What Is The Cause? by Karleb(m): 9:35pm On Jul 13, 2021
It's mostly unhealthy lifestyle.

Hard Drugs. Unhealthy eating. Disregard for health.

With throat cancer, Sultan was going to die anyway. Only very lucky few escape cancer, even in developed countries. The fact that he had it in the throat, a part that cannot be cut off without Killing him even made it worse.
Health › Re: High Rate Of Death Among Youths, What Is The Cause? by Karleb(m): 9:17pm On Jul 13, 2021
SageX1444:
Like?, I'll like to know the name of these kind of food.
Most natural foods, especially plant based, contain antioxidants.

Try going for unprocessed food and drinks. You definitely can't do completely without them but you can greatly reduce your dependence them.

Limit/reduce your use of seasoning, even salt. A doctor once said, if you can taste salt in your food then it's too much.

A good alternative to Maggi is locust beans. You can dry it and grind it to powder form. Some people claim it tastes better than Maggi.


Away from antioxidants and free radicals.

Fish is nutritional than meat. White meat (Snail, Chicken, Turkey...) is more nutritional than red meat (cow meat, goat meat...)
Education › Re: Senate Proposes 18 As Age For UTME Candidates by Karleb(m): 3:30pm On Jul 13, 2021
These people are foolish sha.
Family › Re: How Many Children Is More Reliable In A Monogamy Family by Karleb(m): 3:26pm On Jul 13, 2021
Rozcol:
I reject it,my future Hubby's money will never finish or haven't you heard of old money?he will secure our future with his money and wealth. Do you think Regina Daniels or Shade okoya can ever suffer? see your kwakwa head
Adeboye rejected more than this, his son died.

What of T. B. Joshua? Didn't Yaradua die? Who told you Ned Nwoko can't die tomorrow?

It's better you find a good job and perish that idea of 8 kids.

Poverty terrorist like you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 3:13pm On Jul 13, 2021
chrisooblog:
You have a point about the AFCON being largely uninteresting I can't really fathom why because I don't think the talent pool of the participating countries is any worse of than the days of them Yekini, Abedi Pele, Roger milla and co.

Maybe coaches are worse. Last proper AFCON i watched was 2008.
It's the administration. Not just from AFCON but from participating countries.

Forget talent pool.
Family › Re: How Many Children Is More Reliable In A Monogamy Family by Karleb(m): 3:10pm On Jul 13, 2021
Rozcol:
For your mind now I will marry a man that can't cater for eight kids?mtcheww
You are a poverto-terrorist.

It's so disheartening that you are not even thinking of how to care for them. It's the man you'd marry.

Even if you marry a man that can cater for 20 children, what if he dies or neglects you or his finances crumbles.
Family › Re: How Many Children Is More Reliable In A Monogamy Family by Karleb(m): 3:03pm On Jul 13, 2021
Rozcol:
My husband should be ready ooo because I'll be having eight kids,3boys,5 girls.I know what I went through growing up in midst of four boys so I'll want more female children around me
These is how you people create and spread poverty.
Family › Re: How Many Children Is More Reliable In A Monogamy Family by Karleb(m): 3:02pm On Jul 13, 2021
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 2:54pm On Jul 13, 2021
raumdeuter:
Mention any player, I am sure we can search for their penalty kick maps and you will see that there is no typical way a kick is taken

So a player who has taken just 2 or 3 penalties, what data are you looking for
Since you asked. https://www.thecable.ng/enyeama-explains-bifouma-penalty-save/amp


'It takes a player with big balls to change the direction where he normally plays his penalty kicks, especially under pressure"



"When a player is under pressure like that, with their team a goal down, the crowd behind them and needing to score, he tends to go for his comfort zone, which is his best spot."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 2:26pm On Jul 13, 2021
raumdeuter:
I wanted to raise a point about those penalties. Most top players dont have a specific way of playing penalties. for example, Most of us have seen Ronaldo take penalties, Can you tell his favourite way?

Its always better IMO to follow the ball. Look at Martinez vs Colombia even Donnaruma it was only Rashford that sold him

If you follow the ball, Only a well taken hard shot can really be guaranteed to score, Follow the ball and you are almost guaranteed to catch any panenka, any slow shot, any shot 6ft to each side of you, Basically if you are not blasting your shot or picking extreme angle you are not scoring. Picking extreme angles can also end up like Rashfords
That type of Magure penalty where nothing you do even if you stay in that corner you wont catch it
Most players don't take PK all the time.

A player who isn't a PK regular would most likely shoot at the same spot where he scored his last penalty especially when the penalty is important and there is a lot of tension.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 1:57pm On Jul 13, 2021
Illimitable:
Poorly taken penalties.

Why didn’t he save all the 5 penalties then?

Which GK coach note could save Maguire’s penalty?

Stop believing in this drivel about coach notes. 90% of players change their mind in the run up before kicking the ball. It all depends on the GK’s posture and mind games.
Most players stick to their favorite spot when the penalty is important.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 11:29am On Jul 13, 2021
Expert17:
Lukaku cheesy

Useless Ice Cold Flop
Where are you people getting all these different players of the tournament? huh
Computers › Re: Please Help. by Karleb(m): 4:33am On Jul 13, 2021
If you go through the settings, there is a way to stop the auto update which I don't know.

Try to Google it or search YouTube.
Family › Re: Share Your “ Feel At Home” Experiences With Visitors. by Karleb(m): 8:07pm On Jul 12, 2021
cayorday89:
Mine was a friend of mine in Uni, as per lack of funds or probably insufficient funds for an all exclusive lifestyle, I try as much as possible to get basic things in bulk and go broke rather than having cash at hand and lack them at home... This guy came and I told him to get what he wanted from my cupboard, baba carried tea and milk drank and another round that will last me for about five rounds and I told him he done overdo am, he jokingly told me na me be boss na,I just tell am say next time no lele...
The much awaited next time duly arrived, and he thought I was joking I gave him garri and sugar and he requested for milk and I told him no after much persuasion from my house mates that I should just forgive him I gave him #20 to go buy Dano instead of allowing him use my Hollandia... He learnt his lessons the hard way...
...and that Dano is now #50. Nigeria has a way of spoiling the mood sha.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 7:43pm On Jul 12, 2021
GloryIsaac:
Modified the initial post.

Nigeria needs to do better to attract such talent. The handling of athletes isn’t encouraging enough for foreign-born talent.

Most who decide to represent the nation simply do out of a sense of patriotism, no benefits whatsoever.
No mind that person.

Why don't they ask themselves why other non-European players born in Europe always represent their national teams.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Karleb(m): 7:40pm On Jul 12, 2021
You just have to give it to the Italian fashion designer. cool

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