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i taught we are talking about 2005?

Anywayz my best movie of 2005 is Mr and Mrs Smith. If i begin describing how it went, i just wouldnt stop.

My worse movie of 2005 is Sin City. Its comical in nature, black and white, and in contains different stories that are supposed to be inter-related. Its crap to me, because it has no flow.

I am a University Student.

Well "Naira land" wasnt optimized as the key word in his website. In fact Nairaland.com is not optimized for top rankings in the search engine. Check his source, and you wouldnt find the keyword meta. And yes you did optimize your keyword together with your domain name, and that gives it a preference.

<meta name="keywords" content="Bruce springsteen biography, bruce springsteen song, bruce springsteen picture, bruce springsteen lyric, springsteen lyrics, bruce springsteen photo, bruce springsteen secret garden lyric, bruce springsteen dancing in the dark, bruce springsteen concert, bruce springsteen live, bruce springsteen site, bruce springsteen tribute, bruce devil dust springsteen, bruce springsteen the rising, bruce springsteen street of philadelphia, bruce springsteen born to run">

Based on your keyword, if your site is properly optimized you are ranked only no 8th in google with the keyword "Bruce springsteen biography". . Just letting you know.

Now well i found your site with that keyword "bruce springsteen lyrics" at the 8th rank. So i guess i didnt look properly the other time. . Is "bruce springsteen bootleg artwork" part of the website? i mean the artwork? whats the relation to the content of the site. I taught it was a tribute site with lyrics. and thats where the keywords should be directing. Bringing up that really confuses me.

People reffering to your site too? Confuses me? we are deviating from the main issue.
well you are right about the requirements? and i did mention one of the requiremens, but i wasnt given a lecture on site-engine optimization.But come to think of it? I just re-commended that you read more on site-optimization, personally i am not a guru in that area, and i dont claim to be "know it all". And so it really amazes me, the way you take the whole issue.

Greatpeter you didnt offend me. It was a joke yes. But some words are just too um. Well since its over. I guess its cool.

hum, why shouldnt i be?

The pleasure is mine

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Breathes HAPPY BIRTHDAY PKRIX !!!

huhuhu, now i am getting jelous

colour combination of shirt and tie . Well its a picture

Well i am not in here for an argument, i am just sharing what i know and i think is correct, and if you felt offended. My sincere apologies.

An example, well i have no time to be searching for an example. Because if i can recollect what i said . I said that

"A professional design does not require that you use images, infact to justify that you are a good web designer, you should be able to design corporate looking website, without a single use of any images."

What i meant here was, its not a necessity. And if you are good designer, you should be able to achieve a good corporate looking website, without the use of images.


Now on your optimization techniques. Well i am not saying you didnt have a knowledge. But let me point out to you that your domain name is "springsteenlyrics.com" and its very obvious that when the search keyword is "Springsteen lyrics" your site would turn up. The domain name and the keyword of search is very close, it does not require an intense optimization.

Try searching for "bruce springsteen lyrics" , well it seems your site does not turn up in the first ten, So what do you have to say on that? Your website is well optimized?

And by the way, your web site uses frames?

hum, May i know what GSM Band Uk is using? if its not a triband phone, well it has to be a phone with a band compatible with the GSM 800 been used in Nigeria. About the Shops, maybe other Nigerian based nairalanders can help. I am not based in Nigeria, I just happen to have a company there.

To give you an idea of phones in Nigerian market. Check www.shopforless.com. They dont have much in stock, but it would give you some ideas.

Eddy Wehbe:
A few suggestions from another webdesigner:

- Try to avoid as much as possible the <div> and <span> tags. Try to use only <table>, <tr>, and <td>

I am suprised of what you said here. Do you know the W3C web standards? I encourage that you go ahead, and read them at www.w3c.org. The "div" acts as a container, and its recommended that you use them in the positioning of your web content. Besides that i would recommend you go and do some reading.

Eddy Wehbe:
- Eventhough you care about simplicity, but you still need to use simple images. Take for eaxample the design of Nairaland. It's all made of small images: the buttons, the borders, ...

A professional design does not require that you use images, infact to justify that you are a good web designer, you should be able to design corporate looking website, without a single use of any images.

Eddy Wehbe:
- The titles you are using are also images. Try to give them more life. Use Adobe Photoshop.

For a better site indexing it is recommended that you use text for the titles rather than images. Please read on Search Engine Optimization techniques. Although you might use images, but make sure you do have header tags that contain your title.

Eddy Wehbe:
- I am trying to be honest here, and I hope my negative feedback will somehow be useful to you. I don't know anything about your scripting capabilities (MySQL, PHP, ASP...), but I can clearly see that your design is not professional at all, and doesn't show that DefinedWorks is a professional Internet and Web consulting company specialising in Web Application Development and providing solutions for companies who want to establish a web presence.

Well your honesty is appreciated, but honestly, you need to learn more yourself. We all learn from each other.

I think we have a lot of millionaire's in indonesian ruppiah in this forum, 1.00 NGN
Nigeria Nairas = 72.7247 IDR Indonesia Rupiahs . Do your maths , A millionaire is a person whose wealth amounts to at least a million dollars, pounds, or the equivalent in other currency.

So you might be a millionaire in one country and a pauper somewhere else.

Well as many said, depends on individual vision in life. Self-Employment is not easy, besides when you get sick, who would do the work? and there is no income from that. Maybe a Business Man. Mind you its different from what i understand. A Self-Employed person is someone earning one's livelihood directly from one's own trade. He works for himself, and earns from his work.

While a businessman owns a business and does not necessarily have to "work in it", he might have sales-people, manages, workers that work on his behalf in the business.

I think being self-employed or even a business man does not justify you have pre-requisite tp becoming a millionaire.

So Work or JOb? Well we have different interest, some people love to work, and cant risk working for themselves or starting their own business. While others cant just work. So its left for the person to choose. We need all the three in the economy of any country.

hum it is a good idea, if and only if you can market it well. Besides you have to bring in unique refurbished phones, especially those not in the Nigerian market.

Besides No prepaid cards in the UK? . Interesting. Well Most Nigerians use prepaids. The duration depends on the credit loaded.

Dem!! Tayotina is married . No wonder

What is (was) your (the).....
First name: Kayode

Gender: Male

Favorite food(s): Italian and Western Food. (Pasta,Pizza, Fish and Chips, and don't forget the junkies).

Favorite color(s): Pink ? ( I am a guy Ops, maybe white)

Future child's names: Boy= Prince . Girl= Princess.

Sign or b-day: Sagittarius (The Archer).

Favorite number: Hum i don't gamble so?.

Biggest fear: Death of love ones.

Favorite quote: "I have never let my schooling interfere with my education." Mark Twain.

Obsession(S): love,travel,speeding and computers.

Addiction(s): Computers.

Biggest turn off: pride, showoff, lying, gossip and arrogance.

Biggest turn on: Beauty, candlelight, dancing, and intelligence.

First thing you notice in the opposite sex: Hum the labels of what he or she is wearing.

Last book you read: Differentiate or Die: Survival in Our Era of Killer Competition by Jack Trout.

Preferences...

Chocolate or vanilla: Hum am i allowed to choose something else? (*Strawberry)

Hot or cold: Hot (*MILD)

Coke or Pepsi: Coke (My Old fuel for studying, quited though)

Truth or Dare: Truth, i don't want to be instructed to do what i don't wanna do.

Rightie or Leftie: Rightie, hum though i use both when i am typing.

20/20 vision or glasses: 50/30. i got majestic eyes.

Big or small: Big (*But moderate)


Do you...

Speak another language: 3 proficient, and 2 "understandable".

Own your room or share with sibling: I own my room.

Have a sibling(s): yes 3 of them. All younger.

Think that God should be male or female: Does it matter? you said God

Think that God should be white or black: Dem not again.

Like your handwriting: Lol i got some bad handwriting, because i write too fast, but readable.

Type fast or slow: Super fast.

Think you're beautiful/cute: Hum, just ok.

Sleep with a stuffed animal("teddy bears" and the likes in case you don't know): Lolz i think its a ladies thing.

Misc...

What is/are the thing(s) you miss the most: Nigeria, My High School pals, and My Mum.

Are you straight/gay/bi: Straight. In fact i can prove it.

Piercings: None

How tall are you: 5'9" and half.

How tall do you wish you were: lolz, i think i am just perfect, the way i am.

What would you change about yourself: Being too Friendly?

What wouldn't you change: My love for computers.

THE END. Goodness, is that all? I want more challenging questions.

Apologies accepted.

bolasho:
Greatpeter, thank you jare. no mind that mumu guy i sure say e go don browse the site. i no no why he no go to dating sites make he go find wife for there.

Thanks for that i really appreciate it. If i disrespected you before, then maybe i deserve this.

Besides i was just kidding, i aint a desperado nor that dumb. and i guess the lady in question, knows that. Thank you once more for calling me a "MMU GUY".

lolz encouragement, i love that.

tayotina:
What are you waiting for, man?

Yeah what are you waiting for? Go for it

kazey, start planning another way.(just like jogego aid..she might say NO).

All your methods are funny...but it won't seem special to me if you used it on me.

Hum noted my lady, thanks for the tips . You would get it the way you want it

hum i dont want ladies to be disturbing my ass. Therefore i wouldnt post my pics.

kazey..enjoy your hight while it lasts

Meaning? see me see trouble o.

hahha na una sabi, me i dey look for wife. so any classified ads, i go tick am, and send my cv. Besides i dey ask for where the "Desola Application" form dey.

"Make Nigeria go rest !, the one wey we have, we don exhaust am?, we get extra we no wan share?"

If the distance is brought about by education, and the guy or lady is in a univesity that is flodded with active beautiful guys and ladies, and the guy and lady is a normal and happening person, how long would that guy or lady be idle?

I wonder?

We are humans, not programmed Robots. We do make mistakes, and honestly when someone is "unfaithful" in nothing other than just a mere "Relationship" , I think that person deserves another chance.

But if its in realms of marriage, i wouldnt think twice in encouraging a Divorce. Anything that can lure a married man or woman to be "unfaithful" would repeat itself again and again.

And naturally and gradually guys will then have to go to clubs flaunting their beauty or whatever and gals call guys to pay'em for one nightstand. It will be beautiful and the world a more interesting "palace" if we begin to experience some "beautiful natural contradiction."

Dem are you saying you wouldnt mind being a Gigolo? thats something else o.

hum not bad, but still hot-girl is my lady of the thread. Ladies keep posting your pics. I am looking for the lady that would be more beautiful (to me) than my lady "hot-girl". Postings Postings, stop talking , just post your pics.

And i be perfect age o, for "hot-girl".I No be "abgaya". Pinky are you jelous don't worry you fit be "second-wife" abi?

Vieira:
But if the girls is ugly but funny then she could have loads of male friends who have no ulterior motive.

I do not agree, in fact if i have no interest i avoid those (ugly but charming), because, they can have great impact in you. You might think you are blind, but then something about them stains your heart, and stays there forever.You wouldnt find it easy scrubing it away. (speaking from experience). Dont get me wrong, i dont mind dating ugly girls, but i would think twice honestly. I am still young

I had a friend (a Nigerian) who refuses to fall in love with any lady, and his only reason for not falling in love was "Its an expensive investment". Well i dont blame him

Can someone tell me where i can find the application form please?