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Business › Re: LASG Threatens To Seal Supermarkets Over Non-disclosure Of Price Tags On Product by Kelklein(m): 9:56pm On Apr 06, 2024
In Nigeria, once prices go up, they don't come down..

We all adjust to meet up with the prices..

Once we get a little comfortable with the new prices, they push it up again

Irrèsponsible leadership serving undue punishment on the masses..
Technology Market › Re: Samsung S23 Ultra 256GB - Sold by Kelklein(m): 5:02pm On Apr 06, 2024
That screen go cost small o.. and na 8G

Serious buyer - 300k
Autos › Re: Brand New Toyota Land Cruiser 2019 Model Black by Kelklein(m): 11:53am On Apr 06, 2024
Do you have the Navy blue color?!
Politics › Re: Jigawa Suspends Aminu Kanta Over 'Mismanagement Of Funds' For Ramadan Feeding by Kelklein(m): 11:45am On Apr 06, 2024
Nigerians to funds embezzlement.. are like ants to sugar..

You can't separate these two..

I no know who do us like this sha
Politics › FG Unveils Plans To Launch A New National Identity Card With Special Features by Kelklein(op): 11:30am On Apr 06, 2024
NATIONAL IDENTITY MANAGEMENT COMMISSION

PRESS STATEMENT

FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA UNVEILS PLANS TO LAUNCH A NEW NATIONAL IDENTITY CARD WITH PAYMENT AND SOCIAL SERVICE DELIVERY CAPABILITIES


The Federal Government of Nigeria, through the National Identity Management Commission (NIMC) incollaboration with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) and the Nigeria Inter-bank Settlement System(NIBSS), has launched an innovative identity solution with payment functionality for all types of social and financial services to be powered by AfriGO, a National domestic card scheme.

The National ID card, layered with verifiable National dentity features, is backed by the NIMC Act No. 23 of 2007, which mandates NIMC to enrol and issue a General Multipurpose card (GMPC) to Nigerians and legal residents.

This card will address the demand for physical identification enabling cardholders prove their identity, access government and private social services, facilitate financial inclusion fordisenfranchised Nigerians, empower citizens, as well as encourage increased participation in nation-building. Only registered citizens and legal residents with the National Identification Number (NIN) will be eligibleto request the card.

The card, which will be produced according to ICAO standards, is positioned as thecountry's default national identity card. In addition to this functionality, cardholders will also be able touse the cards as debit or prepaid cards by linking same to bank accounts of their choice.

The card shall enable eligible persons especially those financially excluded from social and financial services have accessto multiple government interventions programs.

In line with data protection regulation and public interest, NIMC remains committed to protecting cardholders' personal data and will ensure compliance with international standards on data security protocols as security features that protect the confidentiality and safety of users' information.

Key features will include:

• Machine-readable Zone (MRZ) in conformation with ICAO for e-passport information

• Identity card Issue Date and document number in line with ICAO standard

• Additional features include travel, health insurance information, microloans, agriculture, foodstamps, transport, and energy subsidies,etc.

• Nigeria's quick response code (NQR) containing the national identification number

• Biometric authentication, such as fingerprint and pictures, as the primary medium for identity verification through the data on the card chip

• Offline capability that allows transactions in areas with limited network coverage or zero infrastructure connectivity

• Functionality as a debit and prepaid card catering to both banked and unbanked individuals

Request for cards by registered citizens and legal residents will be made available online, at any commercial bank, various agencies or agents participating in multiple programs and/or any NIMC offices nationwide.

For further information, please visit www.nimc.gov.ng

Signed:
Kayode Adegoke
Head, Corporate Communications
Friday, 5 April 2024.

Politics › Re: NIMC: Federal Government Unveils Plans To Launch New National ID Card. by Kelklein(m): 11:13am On Apr 06, 2024
Someone is packaging another one to chop the system..

We haven't enquired what happened to those NIMC ID card embedded with ATM chips that was done before now..

What happened to Enaira..

INEC will soon send their own budget for voter card..

Why not simply make One Card to cover all of the above..
Romance › Re: If You Were Born From 1979-1999, Then You've Probably Used These Nokia Phones by Kelklein(m): 10:07am On Apr 06, 2024
I no see their papa for there..

Education › Re: Should I Tell Her The Love She Has For Me Is Too Much? by Kelklein(m): 6:05am On Apr 06, 2024
Did you just get a new job or something like that?!..🤔 I want to check something
Politics › Re: Ebonyi Governor Nwifuru And Wife, Mary-Mandline Uzoamaka (Before And After Photo by Kelklein(m): 5:56am On Apr 06, 2024
this is what is called 'my ride or die'..
úna doooe
Family › Re: Marriage Benefits Women More Than Men — Lady Says (video) by Kelklein(m): 5:52am On Apr 06, 2024
Paramount01:
How, show me where u see ham
When you are looking for a partner, do you go seek her or she comes seek you?!
Do you pay her bride price or she pays your groom price?!
When you have a family, is it you or your wife that provide for the family?!
When you have séx, do you release inside of her or she release inside of you?!


It's nature, brother. It is designed to put you at the giving end, and she at the receiving end..
Romance › Re: Man Thanks 1st Wife With A Money Bouquet For Allowing Him Marry A 2nd Wife (Vid) by Kelklein(m): 10:04am On Apr 05, 2024
Wetin she wan still do dey her mind.. #fearwomen
Family › Re: Marriage Benefits Women More Than Men — Lady Says (video) by Kelklein(m): 9:55am On Apr 05, 2024
it's a no-brianer

By nature, men are designed to give while women are designed to receive.. materially, sexually, etc
Politics › Re: I Have No Plans To Leave PDP – Ex-Abia Governor, Ikpeazu Assures Members by Kelklein(m): 9:46am On Apr 05, 2024
PDP has been promising to punish all the people that sabotage the party during the last election..just like they promised those that sabotaged in 2015 until they admitted them back. it's like they would be doing same maybe after 2027 when nothing remains again.

None of the Nigerian Big parties are showing good examples for the young generation to follow.. it's almost like you have to be crooked and criminal to succeed in them..🤔🤔🤔
Politics › Re: Electricity Tariff: Dr Joe Abah Throws A Challenge To AEDC by Kelklein(m): 9:06am On Apr 05, 2024
NERC are supposed to be independent indeed and a regulator but they are always on the side of DISCos against the people (the customers)..

I doubt if they would truly be impartial in this challenge..
Politics › Re: Eko Electricity Update The New Tarrif: Check The Cost Of Band A, B, C And D by Kelklein(m): 11:26pm On Apr 04, 2024
*yinmu 😏

Dey play

Everybody is in Band A.

The PR lie that this is only for Band A is to calm frayed nerves..

Everybody go chop!!
Romance › Re: Should I Shoot My Shot At Him? by Kelklein(m): 11:20pm On Apr 04, 2024
Sapasenator:
There you go off again!

Honestly, a visit will definitely be in your best interest.

I may be able to help, is there an history of mental illness, say, in your family?

I am just concerned about you!
😂😂😂😂
Romance › Re: Should I break up because she is still a minor? by Kelklein(m): 11:09pm On Apr 04, 2024
Both of you should maintain a good friendship.. that's if you really like her as a person. But if it's sex (lust) that's in your mind, sorry I can't help. I can only tell you to desist (as she's still a minor).

I have seen relationships that started from such early stages and both partners ended up as husband and wife but you have got to concentrate on what is important to your life right now, that is getting a good education and/or mastering your apprenticeship skills, as the case may be..

You are at liberty to do what you can for her. But don't put yourself under undue pressures. Channel that energy into what I mentioned above..

Maintain abstinence (from sex) as much as you can for now.. You future self would thank you for that.
Politics › Re: Photos Of Township Hall Road, Igbaja Constructed By Kwara State Government by Kelklein(m): 10:52pm On Apr 04, 2024
Governor Abdulrazaq really started well in his first term. I wonder what happened to him.. I guess it's the normal Nigerian leadership factors..🤔🤔🤔

Even if this is a village road, at least it should be done well so that it would stand the test of time.. that thing they are doing in the photo won't last the next rainy season...
Celebrities › Re: Alleged Bedroom Video Of Ghanaian TV Girl And Married Man Leaks (video) by Kelklein(m): 10:23pm On Apr 04, 2024
Something is not adding up with the photo of these two tho... but what do I know 🤔
Foreign Affairs › Re: Haiti gangs: More than 50,000 flee capital after surge in violence by Kelklein(m): 9:43pm On Apr 04, 2024
Semaj77:
Please mention any war that has killed more women or children than men
Actually wanted to type 'victims' not 'casualty'
Autos › Re: Sold-Kano: 2005 Honda Accord @1.550m Negotiable (NOT selling with number plates) by Kelklein(m): 9:39pm On Apr 04, 2024
Bbyshare:
@Felicity001 see your life outside
I no call name o 😂😂
Politics › Re: List Of Projects Tinubu Will Commission In May To Mark 1 Year In Office by Kelklein(m): 9:32am On Apr 04, 2024
Everything you have listed above, apart from the Wuye interchange.. which of them impact the Common man directly or directly..

In order words we have government of the elite by the elite and for the elite..

🤔🤔

But come to think of it sha.. the FCT once spent 8 years under one very unfortunate minister like that, without commissioning anything
Foreign Affairs › Re: Haiti gangs: More than 50,000 flee capital after surge in violence by Kelklein(m):
women and children are always the major victims of war and insurrection (as shown in the photo)..

The government and the gangs should dialogue and give peace a chance..
Investment › Re: How Can I Get My Money From African Alliance Insurance Company? by Kelklein(m): 9:10am On Apr 04, 2024
First of all I don't know how this made front page.. one person having a grouse with his insurance company shouldn't really be an issue for the public.

First it has to be clear that he had channeled his complaints through the proper channels and that his money has truly matured as he said.. most people assumed that because their friend's money has matured in another insurance company then theirs too should be due..different companies have different policies and plans. Some of these Insurenace companies communicate less with their clients..

Most people see insurance companies like a Bank, because of their savings function. The process of fund withdrawal from Insurance Company is much more conditional unlike in the bank where you walk in anytime and get your money.

Then the company too should have been up and doing in dealing with the young man.. every of your client matter no matter the approach to their complaint. It's your duty to deal with them or educate them on whatever is going on. A simple customer relation management would have dealt with this seemingly simple misunderstanding.
Business › Re: POS Debit Wahala by Kelklein(m): 8:44am On Apr 04, 2024
MILLERMannn:
How many days will they refund it back?
Doesn't waste time,,sometimes just within hours
Business › Re: POS Debit Wahala by Kelklein(m): 12:22am On Apr 04, 2024
Moniepoint.. you can request refund back to the customer after entering their details, if the transaction is not successful.

Opay sef dey try.. they have a very low incidences of card transaction failure..

You have to also ensure your location doesn't have a poor connection network..
Education › Re: Post deleted by Kelklein(m): 11:50pm On Apr 03, 2024
A very good and insightful analysis..

Ordinarily things should be working out just as you analysed in a normal country.. Nigeria is not one..

When they tell you they have sold six months into the future.. it's not like we would count into the six months and the crude oil debt would be settled.. no.. it means that everything being equal, while the rest of us are in April, NNPCs sales book is in October... when we enter May, it would be reading November. Like that till the leadership (clearly in a state of stupor) decide that the madness should stop..

You see we are not making even anytime soon..

Another thing also came to my mind, the so-called government refineries are not going to refine a single drop of oil anytime soon not when the 'establishment' are just opening their refineries..

Abnormal country!!
Autos › Re: Neatly Used Peugeot 206 With Duty Going For #1.550m by Kelklein(m): 11:21pm On Apr 03, 2024
The baker try sha..

It's a good deal tho 👍🏻
Autos › Re: First Body 2008 Toyota Camry LE by Kelklein(m): 5:16pm On Apr 03, 2024
The car and the camera.. we no even know which one sharp pass..lol

Clean ride tho..

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